The perfect Halloween pumpkin doesn't exi-

Oct 24, 2024 8:28 AM

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You’re safe from endermen now.

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Jack off lantern

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PUMPKIN. GLORY. HOLE. Imagine that! (Imagine that!) Hear us out! (Hear us out!)

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As am I

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You people disgust me.

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Gonna get that plumpkin

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Mobile glory hole.

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She can't see for shit so, so not all that mobile unless someone is guiding her by the stem-handle.

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... you can take it off temporarily.

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Festive gimp hood

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Oh. My. Gourd.

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haha so cool

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Dick in a gourd

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I have a blind friend who likes to walk around with a pumpkin over his head on Halloween.

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Cut a single hole in it this year, and don't tell him...

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Yeah, that pumpkin is definitely getting smashed later, if you know what I mean...

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Smashing

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*billy Corgan rustles in bushes*

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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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Ahahahahahaaha

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Later:

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Lol

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Not yet, is isn't.... *unzips*

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That hole is seems too small

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Sure Jan

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That is one way to make a creamy pumpkin pie.

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So how long has the BDSM community known about this?

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Hole too small

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I was thinking just the opposite

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Clever... so she can eat pumpkin spiced sausage and no one will judge her by her looks.

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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf…

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The ol' Blow n' Go

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on the john, swallowed by your mom

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I was having a lovely day until I was forced to write 'blumkin on a pumpkin'

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Oh gawd I didn’t even notice the toilet until your comment.

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Pro tip: don't do that.

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Sorry. Wife says no.

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That is a glorious pumpkin.

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I dont know, I might call it more holy

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Hole

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You saying your kin is inside there?

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