No, a burrito must be burdensome, you need a little burro to carry it, hence the name. It must be laden with the weight of the mistake you are about to make.
I have never had a tortilla in my life that would stand up to 1/3 this much stuffing w/out ripping or tearing,.. also,. just make 2 smaller wraps,.. that's too big to even be manageable so it just ruins one of the great things about wraps.
A Pita place in my area modified their menu so that their chicken caesar could not be modified. You couldn't add extra toppings because the staff were having trouble rolling them. I thought it was a stupid rule until I watched this.
Never said it was healthy. Lots of Americans survive Thanksgiving every year doing pretty much the same thing, albeit maybe with a few days off of their lifespan in the long run.
Never said you wouldn't survive. I'm just calling out the statement of "I'll just skip 3 meals and hydrate" as being incredibly shortsighted logic for those who will read it and assume it's a good idea.
It's not. It's a horrible idea. It's a stupid idea. The assumption that a lot of people also do it is incredibly stupid as an attempt to justify it.
So the legit answer is that it has a fuckton of gluten in it. Did my joke at where the gluten came from come across as disparaging to people that can’t have gluten? A wild thing to get downvoted for.
Right? This would feed my whole family and give me enough for lunch the next day. That is an insane and unwieldy amount of food to try to ingest all at once.
canigifinpaint
At first I thought it was a single, giant leaf of lettuce.
cousteau
Aww yiss, all wrapped up and nice. All that rice and tasty stuff perfectly enclosed in a… WAIT WTF WHY DID YOU CUT IT? 😭
charondaboatman
I mean, yum, but that’s not a burrito, that’s haggis.
ImJustHereAtThisPoint
They arent paid enough
idiotsonfire
WHY ARE YOU CUTTING IT AHHHHGG!
EverNotRelevant
That is a powerful tortilla.
Fargus57
Really. Truly worthy of study by structural and material engineering journals. Edible spacecraft in our future perhaps.
stumblinforward
My favorite part is when after spending so much effort to get it all wrapped up they cut it in half so it can all spill back out.
Verbodentoegang
Vegetable haggis … .
procrastinatorman
I did not expect her to win that battle...
Elvenbane
I know this isn't an ad for Vinny's Cafe, but it should be.
PeeterGrant
That looks like a tuna wrap. Enough mercury in there to make a thermometer. But the worker has figured out a way around physics, I'll give em that.
Grumptious
That's too much of that.
NorrinxRadd
Thats insanely impressive
Schism666
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NzE1N2V5c3V1Mmthc3F1anpuMGZwOGgwdjVjZXdqcmVqZmQ1YjdlcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0HlK95IdqfA41EAM/200w.webp
Feralkyn
That's TOO MUCH for that wrap, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But also, fight me. That's too much. It looks like an abscessed organ. Jesus christ.
LordKitchenersValet
Too big to be held and eaten, and it therefore isn't something I'd want, but very impressive skills.
LinemanMatt
Had they not cut it in half it could have been held and eaten quite easily by most adults.
laternamagicalux
Don't worry, they cut it up so no one is eating it without getting it all over their town.
LowBrowHighJinx
Too big to be held and eaten?? My good valet, you lack conviction!
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
You stand it up right and eat down it like Saturn consuming his children
akafluffy
No, a burrito must be burdensome, you need a little burro to carry it, hence the name. It must be laden with the weight of the mistake you are about to make.
LordKitchenersValet
You, who are so wise in the ways of science and etymology, have convinced me.
Probably what I want is a burrito-ito. : )
duoplicity
All that stuffing just to cut it in half?!
Reminds me of another stuffing:
/gallery/mQgFc1d
brownribbon
Yeah but dough can stretch. Tortillas can’t.
zeacorzeppelin10
That's a lot of eggs
DeadWhiteMale
Impossible!
CitizenPrime
Hey man, you're the burrito expert, you should've warned me we're reaching maximum burrito capacity here
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Was thinking of bo Burnham too!
breakingcode
I have never had a tortilla in my life that would stand up to 1/3 this much stuffing w/out ripping or tearing,.. also,. just make 2 smaller wraps,.. that's too big to even be manageable so it just ruins one of the great things about wraps.
SciFiGuy2018
They don't fold them like that at Chipotle. (Meat on one side, beans in the middle and rice at the far end.)
Elvenbane
Used to be able to get them to mix it so it's not an abomination. In recent times I've heard management actively tell them not to.
idiotsonfire
I don't know how far they extend, but in Florida there's a joint called 3 Pepper Burrito that's way better than Chipotle. They mix them.
pookieeatworld
Why would you cut it in half?
aRabidGerbil
Because it's going to fall apart the instant it's picked up, so you might as well get it started right away
idiotsonfire
Right? Now its guaranteed to be a mess. Just put it in a fucken bowl now.
RElGNMAN
I swear my bowels use this same folding technique.
Spoonland
I'm not Mexican but God I had a little share of sweet sweet Mexican taste and that much rice does not sound good to me
RUFingKiddingMe
I don't know what that is but it looks kinda nasty. Looks more like a wrap than a burrito.
RuffyRuffHausen
Just missing an egg fried over easy to be eaten badly while driving to work. But fuck that wrap is flexxible. Looks like some sort of fried rice.
TallynNyntyg
What, you've never had a cole slaw chicken salad non-barbecue pulled pork shredded paper burrito before?
cjorl
I searched up Vinny's Cafe and from the menu I found it looks like this is the chicken caesar (or maybe the chicken caesar supreme) wrap
CyberWizard252
A Pita place in my area modified their menu so that their chicken caesar could not be modified. You couldn't add extra toppings because the staff were having trouble rolling them. I thought it was a stupid rule until I watched this.
imakesoap
Doing the research for the rest of us lazy folks. You are a hero
kirmokum
looks like something a place in ohio would call a burrito.
ActionJohnnie
BlackTrashTiger
Hekatombe
Yeah, but this place is in Florida and they call it a Chopped Chicken Caesar wrap....
FishieStardust
Hey you looked it up like I did. That's what it looks like
Hekatombe
FishieStardust
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWUzNmYxbzJuY2k0M2U5bmg5a2Y1Yzl6aTJxaHE1MTlpaGRmbTAwbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l4lRsPFlbVSKii0lq/200w.webp
GonnaGitChuSucka
Look how artfully I’ve managed to present you with 3x-4x the amount of food a large human male needs to ingest.
ExistentialDreadlocks
How about you mind your own business
akafluffy
you underestimate this large human male
acadianViking
Rather most people overestimate how much they need to eat.
akafluffy
a burrito isn't about how much you need to eat, it's about how much you CAN eat
acadianViking
That is an incredibly wasteful mentality. Disgusting
akafluffy
it's only wasteful if you CANNOT eat it, you pathetic loser.
Euchre
Don't care. I'll eat it. I can skip the next 3 meals, and just hydrate.
acadianViking
That's not how that works, unfortunately. That's a good fuck your your body's digestion up.
Euchre
Never said it was healthy. Lots of Americans survive Thanksgiving every year doing pretty much the same thing, albeit maybe with a few days off of their lifespan in the long run.
acadianViking
Never said you wouldn't survive. I'm just calling out the statement of "I'll just skip 3 meals and hydrate" as being incredibly shortsighted logic for those who will read it and assume it's a good idea.
It's not. It's a horrible idea. It's a stupid idea. The assumption that a lot of people also do it is incredibly stupid as an attempt to justify it.
justfillingthespace
Holy FUCK you must be fun at parties dude
Rogerwilco1974
Not a doctor, but I don't think that's very healthy
kirmokum
just make 3 burritos. jesus christ.
Gonstackk
The doc said I needed to cut down my intake to just one a day.
mikeatike
What? I'm trying to lose weight. A single burrito for lunch!
TwoForSpookin
meme2theextreme
You had me at meat tornado.
jayman0123
Shaukhan12
Think of the carbs!
cactusjuiceitsthequenchiest
Right?! Like the tortilla/filling ratio here is all wrong!
Me0fCourse
No. I want this one.
putcleverusernamehere
RecurringNightmare
just gimme a bowl and a fork...or a spoon...hell, fucken chopsticks will probably do...
NotHarroc
This burrito wrapper has climbed to the heights of human vanity and pride and overcome them. How the hell did that thing hold together to get cut?!
BlueRonfar
They put all the gluten that’s leftover after making gluten-free stuff into it.
BlueRonfar
So the legit answer is that it has a fuckton of gluten in it. Did my joke at where the gluten came from come across as disparaging to people that can’t have gluten? A wild thing to get downvoted for.
Doctorfatherson
Thank you. The ratio is all fucked up now
LateNightBunnyParty
Right? This would feed my whole family and give me enough for lunch the next day. That is an insane and unwieldy amount of food to try to ingest all at once.
nobletrex
It’s like when you see burgers or sandwiches taller than a human jaw can open.
NotAGarbageCant
You misspelled "smooshwich"
DianNaoChong
Too many carbs
irisewithredeyes
🤣🤣🤣
PineappleLoopsBroether
They ran outta tillas…… but why the fuck did she cut it??
NotAGarbageCant
For the plot...
InnerBushman
I'm surprised it didn't explode when she poked it with the knife.
PineappleLoopsBroether
She shoulda hung it up like a pinata and let the birthday kiddos beat it with a stick
StevenAlleyn
At what point does it cross the line into “burro” territory?
HandoB4Javert
vonKaiser
Burrchungus
squillis
When it becomes an ass
nalmeth
For anyone who may not get this, it's a Spanish joke. The suffixes 'ito' and 'ita' are often used to indicate size. A bit like French and 'ette'.
tentacularfleshscape
Saddle
yamsonyamsonyams
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
harthram
We're well past burro. That's a burrazo, burrón, burrachón...
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Burrzaga
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
Burrzilla