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Source: www.youtube.com/@JoshJohnsonComedy
Sep 3, 2026 11:16 PM
mocosoft
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Source: www.youtube.com/@JoshJohnsonComedy
NumptyDumptyLump
I always updoot Josh Johnson
Osiricus
Didn't even know those existed.
lovehandlesmessiah
I’ve given girlfriends pedicures and the spreaders are critical to the drying process. My feet will be vulture talons due to genetics, regardless of foot care.
iguanodont
<3 Josh
laurapede83
I remember flying to Denver from Buffalo around 1984. Had a 6 pack of Genesee Pounders(beer) in my carry on and a 100$ bag of coke in the front pocket of my Levi's red tags. The beer was for friends that couldn't get it in Colorado and the coke was for the layover in Newark. When the beer went thru the scanner and the metal caps showed up the guy just shook his head and laughed. Good times.
normalizebeingalone
Magic the gathering decks, every time. Idk what they think it is but at this point we try to cut to the chase
Camelspotting
The TSA guy showed me once and foils light up like the sun.
Norshak
Their density makes packs of playing cards look like plastic explosives on their machines.
Canigetbannedagain2
I was thinking he was going to talk about those foam spreaders you use to paint your toenails....
RufusTheThirteenthApostle
I thought that all the way up to when I read this comment
VaNellyBean
That’s what he’s talking about isn’t he?
Rebelske
Same article different use I think
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theweezel69
Ok so what I am taking from this is do not take my toe spreaders on a flight. Gotcha.
boobityboobityboobity
You must be really cool looking for them to think you're cool enough to just be carrying brass knuckles
TheLastLuddite
I once had a hand-blown glass elephant in my bag that apparently looks remarkably like a hand grenade in an x-ray machine. Fun times...
hendawg2020
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LizLemonDifficult
I had a travel alarm clock on top of a pack of playing cards. Which apparently looks like a bomb on the scanner.
GoneThenBackAgain
I once was taking a bowling ball. They apparently look very strange, and they had no idea what they were looking at.
Ularsawa
Yeeeea, some Security was once very very convinced I carried home made explosives. Turns out it was my sleeping mask with included headphones (wires looked like detonator) next to a carrot (the "explosive")
mikanskittles
I have a knife on my key chain that folds up into a little grenade medallion thing and I forget to take it off and leave it at home ALL THE TIME and they've never caught it as a knife. I think they might be making it up as they go along, guys. So if you want to sneak a knife on board take notes I guess.
DonaldMerwinElbertAKATrashCanMan
Yea fbi guy sneaking around is surelly taking notes, be sure to leave it at hone next time you travel, and just in case go pre-lubed too.