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Rookie8286
Respect. He’s the man.
Dragline96
No sir. That makes you a REAL man. I saute you
followmeiknowtheway
maskedrabbit
Dannyflash78
Most of the time the bottle doesn’t break, which in most cases causes more damage. I was a Bouncer at a tough bar for 5 years.
Jonnoatpeace
Outstanding
lazybuthappy
"turns out that glass bottles aren't effective, but jumper cables work well"
KurtopiaCreative
Does it make him socially unacceptable? No. In my book, he's a hero.
Toodamagedtocare
Damn... Good for you I am glad your mom and sister had you looking out for them.
muschelbasilisk
This is so fucking metal
IrishFrenchie
A friend of mine had a bottle smashed into his face. Damaged both his retinas and broke his cheek bone
Niagaran
After a few paragraphs, I started scrolling trying to get to the "Cotton Eye Joe" punchline.
beasttubbs
I was sure it was going to be this or something like it.
NotTheSameAnymore
Watched a hooker smash a 12 oz beer bottle on a guy's head. He dropped like a sack of flour. No harm to her. Practice n technique matter
ChukclesNuts
I've been nailed three time in as many seconds in the back of the neck. One was when I was down on a knee recoverimg from the first two. (1
ChukclesNuts
When I got up to look at Him, a co-worker. He was ready to go. I was at least twice his size. I said you want to stay out of jail? (1
ChukclesNuts
He tried to hit Me again but I grabbed him and body slammed him. He rolled around until the supervisor came. (3
ChukclesNuts
Needless to say he went to jail cause of the company pressing charges. i left shortly later cause management was an ass to me. (4
chazzwozzer2
Mustve felt nice to tell that story after keeping it bottled up
bububub2
upsanddowns123
hesbeginningtobelieve
My friend had a bottle conked on his head while walking back to his hostel in Nicaragua. Didn’t break.. he turned around and the would-be
hesbeginningtobelieve
Mugger was booking it lol. He was really counting on knocking him unconscious.. but failed
c0dengo
Yikes glad he's ok
Lurch1911
Yeah I was doing security at a bar once and had a bottle broken over my head, I felt it but wasn’t hurt. I even turned around and said —->
Lurch1911
“Seriously?!” Before another guy ran over and cold cocked him out flat.
hesbeginningtobelieve
Hahahaha +1 for using the joe gatto cold cock!
DorminRader
You did what you had to. I've been there and if you mess with my family I will stop you or die tryin' and I will only regret if I fail.
AlienWatcher
Holy shit! I would like to say i would do the same in that situation.... but i can't be sure of that. Respect man.
Ganooballis
My brother had a bottle broken over his head in a fight and he just turned around and screamed "You just fucked up!" to the terrified guy
Rijtjeshuis
If you swing hard and it doesn't break, it'll be a severe bludgeoning; if the bottle breaks, it'll be a that plus horrible lacerations.
spiralshark
Even after all that the guy has to peacock how edgy and tough he is at the end there
easytigger
Jeez, you ask a simple question and get a guy's life story. Get to the point!
shadowshideme
tl;dr
cyno01
Yeah, worse than a recipe blog.
stingraysds
adornable12
As a child of a battered wife and then girlfriend, I salute you, and wished I’d done the same.
InfocalypseRising
I was really expecting this to turn into a "tree fiddy"
YourFosterParents
As did I, read 4 pics. Then scrolled to the bottom
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Same
Musicosity
I didn't finish because I was CONVINCED it would...guess I'll go back up.
attofreak
I wanted it to become a silly joke than something so dark and haunting. Can't tell if his sister ever survived.
gindiesel
I skipped to the end cause l was sure it was gonna be something where did you come from cotton eyed Joe
ProfaneSanction
"Does that make me socially unacceptable...?" is even dumber.
Zamm005
It might as well have “ex professional boxer bear hugged me”... yea ok son
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Then the police officer said, I can pretend I never saw him, but there's one catch
ScoootyBoots
I was expecting him to walk the dinosaur
EyeWasNeverCool
I was expecting dad to show with jumper cables.
thatfucknguy
Fucking same
Tea37
Ahhh beat me to it
HighSorcerer
Just like my dad when I tried to get to the jumper cables.
coffeeismyfriend
makeSX
tossacointoyourwitchers
KatsuVohlakari
The one time I was expecting it, it didn't happen!
refsawanka
The extremity of the story made it seem unbelievable so a lot of us were waiting for rug to be pulled from under us. But no.
Tymora
SacrificialClam
What the fuck.
commanderGOOSE
On the list of stuff that didn’t happen
Andwhy
Correct.
NewScaleHerpetoculture
But... but there was a photo of a scar!!!!!!
Jordinatinglybeautiful
It’s like hitting somebody with a light brick. It is not like in the movies where the bottle breaks. Bottles are hard af.
ReginaKasteen
Those bottles break because they're made of weaker sugar glass. Less likely to horrible maim your costars.
Feanor19
To be clear it is just sugar formed to look like glass. Not weak glass.
lysani
Movie bottles that break over someones head aren't even made with glass, they're made with sugar I believe.
Jordinatinglybeautiful
Are you telling me they don’t smash real bottles over the actors heads? Pfff, sure.
itsallaboutthecones
That's because they are the prop "breakaway" bottles.
mikeatike
This is why I hate movies with the lazy "bonk someone on the head to capture them" scene. Congratulations, the person has a concussion
mikeatike
and likely brain damage and needs medical attention.
Jordinatinglybeautiful
Hahaha, totally. The hero is dizzy, with pounding headaches and nausea for a few days, rather than jumping up for a fight.
koflan
Defending your family isn't so much what people take issue with, as it is the people waving guns ready to kill people over imaginary threats
LosPer
I don't consider ANTIFA and menacing, trespassing, BLM protesters to be imaginary. Note the two you are referring to were let off...
koflan
I once had to listen to two rednecks while I was camping and trying to sleep babbling on about how "if them a-rabs come into my house? -
koflan
"they cone after my family? I won't hesitate. I won't hesitate. I wouldn't hesitate. A-rabs gonna..." and on and on and on. Like-
koflan
Some Saudi guy is going to fly to butt fuck New York to break into this asshole's trailer to do crime. What a fantasy to have.
ShamelessSeamus
Guy I knew in the Navy had a bottle broken over his head at a bar over a misunderstanding. AFTER he bought the guy a drink to apologize.
ShamelessSeamus
He died in the hospital. Fellow sailor was the one that did it. Didn't expect to kill him. Thought it'd be like the movies. Parents of the
ShamelessSeamus
guy on my ship got an admission of guilt and chose to drop the charges. Didn't see the need to destroy two families. That has stuck with me
ShamelessSeamus
to this day. The military still punished him in their own way, but no where near the punishment he would have gotten.
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
I was in ROTC in college and my marine buddy got his combat gear issued. We broke beer bottle over our heads wearing the Kevlar helmet 1/2
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
thinking it would be cool. We had to swing them pretty hard and they easily broke but pretty much everyone got embedded glass in their hands
mikeatike
I think Mythbusters showed that of you wanna kill someone, hit them with a full bottle. The extra mass of the liquid can help crush skulls.
cookieloverforever42
Good to know, thanks!!
BaklavaMatatas
Yeah I knocked someone who was trying to stab me out with a vodka bottle when I was 16. Pure reflexes, saw a knife, reacted
jessybisquette
Empty ones are better for stabbing, apparently.
JustChillin247
Smashin a bottle to try make a stabby thing is way more likely to jus fuck ur hand up. Source - my buddy thought he was in a bar fight scene
georgeforsythe6911
Noted.
Nexus763
reminds me of "Dirty laundry", full bottle of Jack breaking heads and joints, lefts and rights.
ReginaKasteen
It also makes it less likely to break, for... some reason related to fluid dynamics that I can never remember.
CorydorasAfavorplease
It makes the force transmit through the fluid instead of the circumstance of the bottle via glass, making it less likely to crack on a fault
haggerton
Same if you fill it with sand. The material inside absorbs some of the impact instead of the bottle getting all the kinetic energy.
ThisOneKid
Inb4 someone mentions the grain solo from the Burit explosion still standing following the blast
UncleTwistyFresh
Its because it basically has more distance foe the force to travel through, making it less on the bottle itself.
weaselodoom
Water is an uncompressable substance. When you stike with a full bottle, the fluid inside doesnt create air pockets for stress to form
weaselodoom
and cause a break, thus it remains almost like a solid object.
Theory89
Liquid is thicker than air?
GlowstickJedi
Finally a Mythbusters with a real world use
TheSilverSeraph
What do you mean? I now carry around 30,000 ping pong balls in case I come across a sunken boat that need to be raised
MrSaturday
Always carry twenty rolls of ducttape in case I need to make a suspension bridge, or lift a car.
maninthedarkness
Finally? What few episodes have you been watching?
GlowstickJedi
Do you understand what a joke is?
cadesama
The episode about getting out of a car in water actually has saved lives.