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Oct 22, 2022 12:15 AM
TheBigLetdown
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Jenvas
I'm crawling all over Royal Road, good luck dude!
NonSequitarian
If it sounds creepy in your head, it sounds even creepier outloud
SugaryBonemeal
That's exactly what I say every time I shadow a school bus in my unmarked white van.
Drawstencil
If you go home with someone, and they don’t have any books, don’t fuck ‘em. -John Waters
TheDaharMaster
If their place is a mess I give zero fk’s about books. Instant turn-off.
ThomasThundersword
always sound advice, though in this digital age, it’s a little harder to see books. my shelf has like maybe 20 total, most of them DnD>
ThomasThundersword
rulebooks and the rest are basically textbooks, because i am dyslexic and reading takes so much effort i can’t usually read for pleasure>
ThomasThundersword
so i have a huge audible library, but ofc thats on my phone / in the cloud. plus so many people use Kindles and E-readers now
McPuffinStuff
BlueSorceress
If she's not reading a book, don't fuck her.
JimmyLikesRye
Better idea: ask for a book recommendation. And then read it.
BigVigilante
This is funny enough to download if it weren't for the fact that Imgur still hasn't addressed the download problem with the android phones.
Becker37
I tried getting my ex husband to read books with me because he didn't say much to me. Couldn't be bothered.
Iamdeni
I read books and would enjoy that type of date.but not many people read so..
tylerlarson
Step 1, ask her what book she's reading. Step 2, If she gets confused, move on and find someone who likes books. Life's too short.
Ericcantona7
Step 4: if you just out of the blue ask someone what book they're reading, maybe re-evaluate your conversation skills. Cause that's weird
tylerlarson
If any of this stuff is coming out of the blue, then maybe reevaluate your entire dating strategy.
Bleppo
https://youtu.be/BuRuwR2JSXI
Sm9yCg
Well, dodged a bullet there.
gimme
Who the hell wants to read a book together?
Cataleast
You know you're off to a great start when they get angry when you suggest reading a book ;)
dortmunder
Good morning at 4:19 pm?
GhostOfPierceHawthorne
I did something like this. Bought two copies of the same book. But they didn't read it. ?
dasklaus
So they weren't already reading it? Then you didn't join them in their interest, you gave them an assignment.
thevortexmaster
When I was young we used to yell let's see your.....teeth! Instead of tits. Always got a smile
kbeachbunny
Grandpa Simpson? Bless your heart
darkhalfbreed
https://imgur.com/78nAa0W
thevortexmaster
Woah. Awesome. I'm talking almost 30 years ago. That's so cool!
Iceman0624
Well I think we’re done here ✌?
ArmedandOverclocked
i dont read hentai though
newnhb
but...but...I really want a picture of her body
pegasuschick
This is how my wife and I prepared for our first date.
SlutAtNight
Deal. Breaker .
SithElephant
Lugh314159
Reads like a furry with a vore fetish decided to novelize his D&D campaign.
animatronicChristmasChickens
And is there anything wrong with that?
HappyHourThief
Unequipped her pants. Roflz
glitchead
The tone is just.. all over the place. "Tense and serious... haha phrasing! Oh my, tiddy... ELDRITCH HORROR! Pfft, men. How dumb."
SithElephant
This is book several into a series. The tone has been set and is consistent. Tone varies during unusual events in media.
animatronicChristmasChickens
Sauce?
SithElephant
https://jamesosiris.com/book-series/the-archemi-online-chronicles/
feryooday
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Isgrimnur
Sold
beoluves
Online? Duuuude.
Lugh314159
You expected that to be published?
beoluves
I meant the title. Is this western isekai?
AskThisGuy
Some of the girls I dated were not looking for me to "stimulate their mind" if you know what I mean.
eetsumkaus
but did they stimulate your other brain?
WGG25
can you call "appointed fuck sessions" dates? the first thing that comes to my mind when reading/hearing "date" is a deeper relationship
gtollie
BillGates5GPigeon
Well most guys can't stimulate anything let's be honest
IEatYourSombrero
Cant think with your dick, especially when youre using it.
fennecbutt
Most guys I know can stimulate everything ?️?
Kevlar762
We'd have to find it to stimulate it... JS
TheobromineAddict
How'd that work out, on the long run?
AskThisGuy
We had a lot of fun and parted ways. Happy with my wife now in the long run.
MenloPart
Does she read?
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Bitch she ain't reading a book
SalmonTheWise
But does she read the instructions on microwave ready dinner?
astrangehop
Just put the Hitachi full blast on her forehead till her eyeballs fall out. Women love this.
SugaryBonemeal
Best I can do is a repurposed electric toothbrush from the mid 90's
NachoPete
Because you're a dummy?
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Perkunas687
AskThisGuy
Never said I couldn't, said they were not looking for me to do that.
TheMasterDB8er
Don’t AskThisGuy how to pick up women.
MenloPart
Never said you could, friend.
DarkSlayer54
He's not your friend, best friend.
llamallamadingd0ng
Was it opening a pickle jar?
BlackHoleNebulae
It involved a pickle indeed. And maybe a cookie jar?
AskThisGuy
BINGO!
Ramensan00
Reading a book. I’m reading a book. Donchu ever interrupt me while I’m reading a book!
UnhelpfulAnswers
She reading the kamasutra
hakunamatatamotherfucker
Sums up most of the experience I've had with internet dating. The smart ones are not on fb or tinder.
cattlegrazer82
1. Cut a hole in a book
taurondir
"my dick was in the guinness book of records, but then the librarian asked me to take it out"
Hypothesist
you can hide your weed in there
PineappleLoopsBroether
smashfaceawesome
It’s the implication.
baals
Profit
thecrazysquirrrel
macgerdo
The Lonely Island videos made me think "That guy is okay.".
KPuff
That's an awful big hole he's miming.
MarioBoon
Dude: papercuts are the worst kinda cuts.
MiHaleEsSuHale
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Odincdaj522004
cunninglinguist85
IDontGiveASchmeckle
Ramsey Bolton I guess?
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
sounds like a right bastard
IDontGiveASchmeckle
It's "Ramsay" you noodle
lolface
My penis was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
lolface
But the librarian asked me to take it out.
PENlSMAN
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @PENlSMAN Here's your drawing of a "photograph of a surprised librarian finding a phallus in book"
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @PENlSMAN Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Cyberpunk photograph of a surprised libra
georgedragonslayer
My advice, don't hook up with someone that doesn't read.
OhNoDontTouch
that'd be a bit hypocritical considering I haven't read a single book (unless you count a few audiobooks) since high school.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
You are missing out!
OhNoDontTouch
perhaps, but despite being rather proficient at reading, I could never get lost in a book the same way I can in a good movie or TV show.
yallmfsneedjesus
I agree. But i absolutely love reading. The problem is literally nothing peaks my interest. I try so many things anf its just blah.
RenaissanceFaireMan
How are you hooking up with them, by texting?
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Smoke signals and pictographs
optimusgoose
Hook ups aren't exactly people you want to spend a lot of time with or seek good book recommendations from
JazzyGaming2222
Kinda impossible. We all read things every day.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I read memes. Does that count?
freshthrowaway1138
Wait, do you put Imgur comments on the same reading level as a novel?
JazzyGaming2222
Nope, I don't mean just this site. We have to read to get through life.
freshthrowaway1138
Reading street signs and menu? There's a difference between that and actual long form reading.
JazzyGaming2222
Nope also not what I meant. You keep trying to over simplify what I'm saying.
isitweirdthatithinkpoopissofunny
If they’re not reading, not worth dating
QuackWok
If they're not bleeding, not worth bandaging.
NeutralForest
Thinking poop is so funny is worse than not reading fyi
yallmfsneedjesus
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Does it have to be books? I know a bunch of people who don’t read books but spend HOURS in wiki rabbit holes. Lots of random knowledge.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
My personal rule is you need to be interested in learning in some fashion. Don't have to read, per se; some people learn other ways. But ½
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
If you aren't learning and/or trying new things that's a big red flag to me. I don't wanna have a stagnant life or partner, I wanna grow 2/2
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
That’s fair. You don’t want some dolt who’s mentally stuck in high school and thinks they already know everything.
optimusgoose
I have a hard time concentrating on a book for a long time.. I try but the mind just wanders off... I like astronomy magazines though
Skyguyafungi
Some people don't have the time and energy to be reading books at all times ?
AwwDamn321
Woooah simmer down there. Just because someone doesn’t like what you like? Also, you think poop is funny sooo….
imakeeper
People are allowed to search for someone who likes the same things they like. You go ahead and date non-readers.
AwwDamn321
That’s fine. But to say someone isn’t worth dating is broader. Broader? More broad? See, I don’t read.
BronkLuonk
There are other ways to better yourself. Reading isn't the only way
glitchead
Haha I'm so much better because I read so smart upvotes to the left please :)
lofiloop
Your attitude reveals your ignorance.
yallmfsneedjesus
jpparkenbone
I recently learned that some people hate reading because they have aphantasia. I didn't even know that existed until recently.
EltaninDracoPwc
What does aphantasia have to do with reading? I have it and I love reading, just don't ask me what the characters/setting look like.
thedeg
Looking at dead trees without all the hallucinating for hours on end doesn't seem as appealing, I guess