Let's get this bread.

Arguably Terry Pratchett already wrote about that 4th option

There's a tree in Sedona where all the Crows and Ravens roost and whenever i pass it on a tour, I call it the Murder Tree.

I then get asked who was murdered there, my people expecting juicy gossip, and most are delighted to learn, "Oh, nobody, that's where the crows go to sleep at night."

This is the Kauai'i O'o. The last bird of this species was recorded, and filmed: a male who sang a duet that a lady never answered. It went extinct in 1985, the year after i was born.

This is how I feel trying to date.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is the sound inside my head 99 percent of the time.

Sign me and Pippin up, we love ourselves artisinal apples.

I still have no good photos of Grey Catbird.

Pippin tax!

Today's message from Pippin: "beep"
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.

2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.

3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.

4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride

5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin