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Jul 28, 2026 6:32 PM
5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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jimhotep
Fuck yea, you yungungs have nooooo idea..
ahorseelbowdeepinme
In my 30s i slept with a woman in her 60s and yes, it was great! She was amazing and i will always love her. Shes so bubbly. Saddly we moved to different sides of the city, then eventually different states
Redshadow09
Should specify he age. Too old and their dentures fall out
Rufferstuff
Ben liked MILF and cookies.
georgejimmydoodle
OK. It probably wasn't a real letter, but an article he wrote and published to show how clever he is. Regardless, he was very insightful and clever. He gives 8 reasons. (1) Better conversation. (2) Better friendship. (3) No risk of pregnancy. (4) More discrete, and less likely to be a scandal if it were found out. (5) Probably better at sex because she's got experience. (6) It's less sinful. (7) You won't have regrets. (8) Neither will she.
SpeedBeetle
I'm experienced... I'm also grateful to bang dudes better looking than Ben Franklin.
FeloniousMonk13
Ben was quite the ladies man by all accounts.
GratuaCuun
WAKE UP, FRANKLIN! We're going to New Brunswick...
Lontri
Oh is this why at this point I have so many younger men coming onto me?! Problem is, they don't know what they're doing lol.
georgejimmydoodle
Empty slate. Teach them!
conklin5
Older women are smart enough to know you're an asshole because all men are assholes. That's what I appreciates about them.
mward1984
Ben Franklin was the greatest manwhore that Paris has ever known, and that's saying something.
DJOldguy
Have to agree, always went after older women, was great fun and Ben was right, they do appreciate it, but now, there aren't any.
DudeThatsRacist
He just said that to leave all the young Latinas for himself.
ImAWeirdMom
As an older woman, I appreciate his support even if it's from that long ago.
Zetor
And you are even older now!
ahorseelbowdeepinme
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dGllcjlkOWp0bDI1dGU1eDF3eWpjamZxOG50dWdoZXFuYWk4bnp5ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jOmQmJkjcvB3Bc8CRb/200w.webp
nurmich
Haha, what's the 30 Rock line when Jack and CiCi are hooking up? "I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present. So grateful."
torxter
A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me a Better Face to Change the World: The Celeste Cunningham Story
nurmich
"Somebody get that gun away from the dog! What's wrong with you people!?"
Stumpkiller
My wife (and best friend) was 20% older than me when we married. 46 years later I am catching up and she is only 6% older. I hope she waits for me, as I did for her, when I pass her.
YpsilantiRomani
He didn't discover electricity he just used his experiment to prove that lightning consisted of electricity
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Yeah, bothered me as well, like wtf is that guy even talking about
Redshadow09
Why do I feel like I have seen this exact quote from somewhere?
ExTechOp
He was very lucky the experiment didn't end up killing him, a full-fledged lightning strike would probably have been fatal.
Contrary to popular belief, Franklin's kite was not struck by lightning, which would probably have resulted in serious injury or death. Instead, an electrical charge was induced on the kite by its proximity to an oppositely charged storm cloud.
— https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_experiment
Cowmayihelpu
ShimmerinStrider
All cats are gray in the dark.
SilverFoxChaser
Damn straight!
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Well. I'll log that away for the next applicable situation