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BoYWoNdA1
#1 Sen--Senpai!
Conit
#32 I get it's fuck no, but you can't just turn an O into a U
FrisianDude
registration to vote shouldn't be a thing imo
thedeathbypig
#31 I miss my mom
ToroGrasshopper
Awww. I miss your mom too.
IronicDancing
I also miss this guy's mom.
bloodydingo
#3 give me the Alex Murphy special.
foggymorningrunswithscissors
#12 Streganona!
trentonr707
#39 got me right in the chest
Coschts
#28 It's supposed to be Satan Claws
Wubbalubbdub
#44 no.. no wait he didn't actually fuckin say this did he???
ohvalleyofplenty
Not this time
DrHalloween
deaththeunholy
This... What th... This made... This made me uncomfortable...
DrHalloween
deaththeunholy
His face is for sure scarier than that ghost
Frankiejoneston
#31 this made me irrationally tear up.
DMHrelic
#20 I loved those! They closed easily as they were intended to be folded. Kept sandwiches secure and tasty in my brown paper lunch bag.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
#9 I advise caution against a, "dark spirit" that inhabits a banana suit, they have nothing to lose.
s7r1d3r420
#24 ah the tragic toaster mistake. I did this but I tried to make a grilled cheese. Had to get a new toaster after that.
ObliqueRay
#3 I would so shoot little kids with candy
AimlessSavant
#18 without question. I desire that above all other bodily pleasures.
koalagijtze
#3 jawbreakers anyone?
MarunAlister256
#1 More like, Chairem Anime.
CoffeeMePlease
*narc
silverwolf0
If voting is no different than staring aimlessly at a McDonald's menu, then that person doesn't deserve the right to vote.
MetaPathos
#1 I love you for what potentially could be on the inside.
Radix865
ohvalleyofplenty
condiments
MetaPathos
crisscross98
I'd bang that fridge
TheSpectacularNakedFlyingBeefBowlRobotsfromtheSouthsideofKronos
#25 Why would people even do this? I'm tired of sausage fest gaming nights at times.
Dynaben
A lot of people who play games don't really know how to talk to people, source: me and my friends.
Zahnradfee
This might explain it: https://www.wired.com/2015/07/gamers-troll-women-literally-losers/ ... And here is the study it references: >
Zahnradfee
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0131613
TheSpectacularNakedFlyingBeefBowlRobotsfromtheSouthsideofKronos
Why??? I mean, I know why, but still... like... wut.
Zahnradfee
*shrugs*
HeadTurdL
*mum
FindingSerenity9
What is #12 from? I recognize it but can’t place it!
bellatrixlastrange
I love you imgurians ✨?????
bellatrixlastrange
Strega Nona. Caldecott winning children’s book! ?
FindingSerenity9
Thank you so much! I read a whole bunch out of that book! Totally had forgotten the title!
StAnonymous
That means Star Gramma!
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
The books say it translates to 'Grandmother Witch'
StAnonymous
I misread that as Star Witch, for some reason.
StAnonymous
Nonna, sic Nona, is Italian for Gramma. I doubled checked on strega and it does mean Witch, so we're both 1/2 right. It means Witch Gramma!
StAnonymous
Before asked, Nona means nothing in any language Google translates to/from.
Onerrorresumenext
Is the Trump “DNA/USA”-thing real? A boy need a source.
TheCaptain00
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/oct/07/viral-image/trump-was-triumphant-after-leaving-hospital-he-did/
GloveFullaVaseline
It's close to something he would say, but it's too clever for his little brain.
apeshigh
Me no dna, me usa, duuur *sucks the drool back up
popejubal
No way. The DNA/USA thing is funny and clever. No chance Trump said something like that.
DatDarthCaedus
It's not. He DID say he got healthy quick “because I am a perfect physical specimen and I'm extremely young, and so I am lucky in that way.”
Septfox
Was this before or after telling seniors that he, too, is a senior, and that they/nobody knows that? It's all starting to run together...
GerberLegalTeam
Extremely young. Alright then.
imemmental
Why am I even surprised that he said that. Yet here we are...
DatDarthCaedus
https://nypost.com/2020/10/08/trump-i-beat-covid-19-because-im-a-perfect-physical-specimen/
ChonkyChungus69
japana78
Every day I feel like my eyes are going to just roll out of my head. He’s so fucking...ugh
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
It's not real... and it's sad that we have to check to be sure because he's such a fucktard.
IinsultCats
I wish it was real, fucking hilarious
VisofSer
I want to say I wish it was real because it's clearly a joke but then I think well, it is Trump, how could we tell?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Well, Reuters says it's false... the bunch of buzzkillers that they are.