DrPepperWho
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My standards have been hilariously low lately
Sep 9, 2015 10:52 AM
DrPepperWho
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HighwayStar
I'm not happy when I wake up 2 hours before my alarm. I can't get any good sleep in that 2 hours at all.
seemill
So, #5, you so WILL forget the feeling that you feel right now? And you WILL forgive yourself if you don't go all the way.
Guttfunk
The thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love is "fooling around". Just sayin
rushid930
The lottery with no money sounds like shit
iliketoplaydevilsadvocate
I love these dorky things
GodzillasBFF
Me too! Sometimes I feel like I should be a little ashamed of myself for it, but they make me giggle.
serenitychick
Sigh.
rebel1031
These made me smile (in a smug way as someone happily married for 27 years)
WhatTheHellAmILookingAt
Take my upvote you awesome... Was gonna say bastard, but you might be female so... Here's to 27 more.
liketheflower
i just started dating someone and i'm 85% sure i'm going to marry him. i can't wait to send him some of these
liketheflower
i realize that sounds crazy...just started dating, marriage...but when you know, you know
vickivalencourt
@DeathDeathDiabeetus every single one of these. Except the fart one, clearly. Sorry not sorry.
panzermoosen
@WhyThingsAreSeen
coquette007
...but I won't do that.
carefreechief
Theses would be cool to send to my GF. IF I HAD ONE
Snarkoleptic
The "I won't do that" part of the Meat Loaf song is not actually something you want people to do in a relationship btw
spooka47
Explain plox
Snarkoleptic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27d_Do_Anything_for_Love_(But_I_Won%27t_Do_That)#Perceived_ambiguity_of_.22that.22
bsmack44
I like how what he wont do is said int he song every time and i still didn't realize it until researching it.
AnnaNimitee
#1 is romantic as fuck
SirLogicallyInsane
Love is torture you're willing to go through, and when it's over, you want it back.
DaddysHome
I wanna favorite this comment
ConvenientlyRelevantUsername
Shit that was deep
ConvenientlyRelevantUsername
Shit that was deep
SugarSmack
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. 1/2
SugarSmack
2/2 - Matt Groening
Crimpmonkey
as a guy in a relatively new relationship with a wonderful woman, these make me happy.
PunderWoman
@charliegsus I would never hold in my farts
TenaciousBeagle
@BookNerdAlways
scrumtrilescent
@ducttapeguru except for #13
iwearlittlesocks
Love is never having to say "I'm sorry" for farting
baconbabyjesus
#1 that wears off and eventually sleep is better. #8 is cute for silly arguments like 'best movie ever', but not so cute for 'get a job'
selfishellfish
these sound a lot like dailyoddcompliments
TheForgottenWeasley
I will not hold in my farts for anybody!
teamyolosweg
I'll favourite these for later ;_;
NickMeister2000
As a man getting married in 2 months, I thoroughly enjoyed these! Take it!
OtterAvalanche
Congrats! I was married less than a month ago. It was ballin! Have fun!
FemaleINTJ
I've been married for 6 days now, all of these made me have a huge smile and think of him. I sent him the face one.
maaaaadness
I got married almost a year ago. Worth it.
rampa
Same here. I thought "hey it's how I feel for him" Then I realized we broke up three months ago...
nation543
#10 is when you know it's truly true love
NotoriousBOB
You won't in a few years
seeingred88
Me too! November 21st
FemaleINTJ
I've been married for 6 days now, all of these made me have a huge smile and think of him. I sent him the face one.
OtterAvalanche
Congrats! I was married less than a month ago. It was ballin! Have fun!
FemaleINTJ
I've been married for 6 days now, all of these made me have a huge smile and think of him. I sent him the face one.
ThePsychoanalyst
How does it feel ?
FemaleINTJ
I've been married for 6 days now, all of these made me have a huge smile and think of him. I sent him the face one.
iamthespicyweiner
Same here! I am getting married in 3 weeks. I am going to use at least one of these for vows that I have yet to write.
BeeR411
I'm a man about to ask someone to marry me...I'm so stoked and I love these
squarrel
I hope you're my boyfriend!!!
BeeR411
Sorry lady, I know her username
squarrel
Oh :( Well, congrats!
cakebythepound
yass...
Shinotsa
Hell, I just want someone I can nerd out with and who occasionally wants to have sex with me
lonevolff
This is why I love my girl
fallenashasaurus
Don't we all. But also cuddling. Cuddling is mandatory.
Shinotsa
Duh. Part of the nerding out would be watching movies/tv series we both enjoy while cuddling
fallenashasaurus
That sounds absolutely wonderful lol
ZarrocNailo
http://m.9gag.com/gag/4676500
redchan39
fuck 9gag
LadyJeunny
I think it's what most of the single people of Imgur want
Thedogmatrix
I met my girlfriend when she invited me to watch daredevil with her
LoopStricken
Film or TV show?
mjso23
I have that. It's the best.
spacecatts
Same! :)
FSHG777
Hahaha!!!
TheBryanStage
If anyone else wants this jazz, go head and pm me
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Ditto
Reaping
This. I want this.
sirplayerone
This ^.
marmotpie
If you're female we've got ourselves a deal!
spiritussancto
i'm slightly more demanding. i want someone to nerd out with who wants to have a lot of sex with me. like, a LOT
3amLeaf
I believe we can establish something mutually beneficial
Shinotsa
Hey, I was just putting occasional as a bare minimum. Afternoon and evening would be good for most days, doubling up on the weekends
dammitcaboose
Inbox destruction imminent.
spiritussancto
things that have never happened to me no matter what shit i post
Shinotsa
Not a single phallus in your inbox?
spiritussancto
not a one. couple flirty guys. couple creepy guys. no cocks. no inbox explosions
ioncewroteyoulovesongs
As someone going through a break up, I don't like these.
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
words to live by for you my friend
?1
Shinotsa
Hey, I'm sorry but you'll get through it. I've had a pretty messy one and I can promise you that you'll make it through!
bonerrrjamz
Same :(
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Same, girl! Or dude! I feel your feels, homie
100PercentGradeABumblebees
Ditto.. Only it was almost 5 months ago now... :/ I feel your pain, and I hope things start looking up for you.
IHatePuns
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
Shhh Shhhh Shhhhh no more tears
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
something to help you get through this
?1
bonerrrjamz
Same :(
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
words to live by for you my friend
?1
metzershmit
Hey, at least you were able to be with someone. Now you've got to move on and think positive buddy.
bobdole12122
THEY JIZZ ON YOUR SOUL? JIZZ IN THEIR EARS
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
Shhh SHhh no more tears
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
words to live by for you my friend
?1
rampa
Same here. I thought "hey it's how I feel for him" Then I realized we broke up three months ago...
DaddysHome
ditto. I'm here to try to forget about that shit, not feed the self-loathing and fear of her finding someone else to send these to
SilverFisssh
Save them...you'll need them later :-)
blooddracos
I recall my last break up. I hid on Imgur for days lol.
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
Shhh SHhh no more tears
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
Same.
tinyadulthood
Same. I feel your pain.
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
Shhh Shhhh Shhhhh no more tears
rampa
Same here. I thought "hey it's how I feel for him" Then I realized we broke up three months ago...
gabungo
Same boat.. broke up in May... had those thoughts too :(
gabungo
Same boat.. broke up in May... had those thoughts too :(
ProfessorCaseyJones
I know I'm late to this pity party, but me too and it was April...
gabungo
Sigh, I'm seeing him tomorrow. We were supposed to stay friends, but he's an alcoholic and seems like he can't manage friends either...
ProfessorCaseyJones
Stay strong, I'm sure all of the people telling us it will get better (at least in my case) will be right eventually
goodintheworld
Same here. I literally had the thought "I hope they see this and think of me too." That can't be healthy.
Deathfrombelow
@ioncewroteyoulovesongs @goodintheworld Have my +1s and this song, cry it out if you need to. https://youtu.be/SAeWMYMjTto Take care.
rttrovador
In there you must hang. Got this you do.
DaddysHome
welp, we're in the same boat.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
You'll get through it, I promise. Those thoughts fade with time. <3
thefatlonelyjew
well at least there's a lot of your username, and it's, uh... I dunno
Kommissar00Schneider
And after some more time has passed you hope they don't already have someone new they think of while reading these.
DaddysHome
jesus fuck imgur, don't do this to me now. this is basically all i think about atm..
Kommissar00Schneider
Sorry :/ i know it feels like it's not getting better, just worse. But suddenly it will get kinda...less worse! Promise!
bobdole12122
THEY POOPED IN YOUR SOUL! NOW POOP ON THEIR FACE
joflashstudios
I simply cannot upvote this enough.
TwoBitGreaser
If somebody you don't like sends you one of these http://imgur.com/50KWi3g
wordswillendure
.
SoulHeart
bicheplease
Ouch!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Just sent this post to my husband...I BETTER not get that back! Haha
bicheplease
That's a sick burn, if I've ever seen one.
dootdootfloop
riight now im sending that to a basic bitch who wont leave me alone . like months im done still getting i miss you on neew accounts haha
JyTudkins
Oh, wow. You must be super handsome and popular.. please tell us more, internet stranger.
JyTudkins
Oh, wow. You must be super handsome and popular.. please tell us more, internet stranger.
TheTwoRaptorsYouDidntEvenKnowWereThere
"basic bitch" you're a real charmer, aren't you
LordofGoats
Then there's this lady:
Voydspektre
Who makes those, I've seen a few of them and they creep me the fuck out.
Zixtank
Well, he WAS wearing a hat to a fancy dinner.
Vexian
she made his day... shitty
Voydspektre
Who makes those, I've seen a few of them and they creep me the fuck out.
ATalkingMushroom
Who makes those, I've seen a few of them and they creep me the fuck out.
graou13
Molg. H.
surprisemotherfuckers
http://molgh.tumblr.com/ get ready for some nightmares
furzewolf
Wow
slightlyhotcontents
I'd almost forgotten about his work... shit how I wish I hadn't looked again. Super talent though, just... disturbing at the same time.
MrRandom314159
First one: http://molgh.tumblr.com/image/126742251640 Everything seems to be in order.
IAmAVeryTallMidget
.
MehWasTooShort
O.o
ATalkingMushroom
Holy fucking... I wasn't even... Uh...
Lueshun
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