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KatLuvr54
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Kellibrew87
because he knew it was another distraction from the fact that he raped little girls
AyeBraine
The woman on the right made the O-face and covered her mouth not because of the shots, she was looking at the "reveal" on the piece of paper and wanted to show she's impressed. The next moment her expression dropped and she realized something's not right. The woman on the left was in a position to see the commotion.
pixelsnader
Trump is simply such a brave guy that gunfire doesn't faze him. Man, if only he didn't have bonespurs you guys would have won all of the Vietnams.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
He’s a senile old man with dementia; he’s oblivious to the sound or importance of gunfire. No big conspiracy there.
YoungCore
I think he just forgot to act surprised.
TerribleBot
ReverseSyzygy
AFAIK this is reaction to the mentalist's performance, not gunfire.
You can put an "oblivious" over the pumpkin 100% of the time.
MisterLuminous
The "Kennedy effect" doesn't work a third time.
CheeseB0t
Context?
theskepticinme
There were gunshots fired at the White House correspondents dinner. A media event. A man was quickly apprehended. This is a frame from video of the event. This is just before secret service let Trump away from the scene. I don’t think there were anyone hurt
CheeseB0t
Thankyou
ArkoneAxon
"What, ANOTHER one?" My comparison of Trump to Peter Sellers' "Inspector Clousseau of the Louvre" is getting more apt by the day. https://youtu.be/m-ZjldsoyAs
tinytyrant
cause he's fucked in the head.
bexxMaker
Because:
Primotimewaster
I'm stealing this gem! Thanks for sharing!
sharK11
Trump's brain autopsy
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lostlittletimeonthis
the12thletter
That is cymbal-banging monkey slander
Hahatzuchi
when my friends look at a movie i already saw and i watch their reactions
itZujones6
Dammit why did they miss
guitarfourtysix
yeah they're supposed to kill a bystander.
StraightOnThroughTheChompers
(Hmm, right on time...) - Dumb Donny
HeywouldJablowme
Just another staged false flag by the Trump Mafia
guitarfourtysix
Trump Media
MapleSyrupMafia
Trump Mierda.
guitarfourtysix
lol how about it
tzahtman
One of the fun things about this regime is that it is entirely possible someone would want to attack their grotesquely evil asses while simultaneously it is just as likely that them being grotesquely evil they would stage a shooting to agitate their base and create another vector of attack on their political opponents.
EroticZombiePants
It is also fun that you genuinely don't know what the political affiliation of any shooter would be.
RigidGristle
sindail
"But why do I have to get up? I hired the guy!" - Trump probably
AsAHistorian
I think this is much more easily explained through incompetence and cognitive decline than anything else.
MyUsernameHas22letters
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KatLuvr54
And he didn't, either, until they made him get up. He was the last one to leave that table.
sadurdaynight
"sir they have guns" "they're not here for me" what he said jan 6th when protrsters showed up to his rally and eventually raided the capitol
BerryButcher
more like "hahaha they are all afraid of the fake assassin we stage"
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Seriously the show of waves of security crawling out of like every crevasse right where the dude runs through but none of them even attempt to stop him bodily they just pull guns and run after him.
akafluffy
It looked like a few of them shot at him, may have even been the only shots fired
BoobJiggle
I wouldn't be surprised if a majority of those secret service guys were hoping he would succeed lol
Styxwash
Really, I think he's just oblivious, deaf and dumb
akafluffy
reflexes of a possum, and his gerbil wheel takes a lot of time to get rolling.
daguq
If you watch the video you will see that this was before the Secret Service ran in and these reactions are for the "magic" trick being done.
MerriMod
Yeah, I saw the video and had a kneejerk response to him smirking the moment everyone else hears the gunshots. Until I realized the guy with the notepad talking to him is the mentalist entertainment for the night, and he was just telling Trump a joke. Trump's just old and was lagging a few seconds behind everyone else. Probably couldn't even hear the shots that well either at his age.
varonicaED
Note: "pretend there's a preteen in the room," Trump quickly sits up and looks around!
SilentScreamsX
I've seen this one before. People fell for it last time.
urbancashmere
Did anyone else notice he fell, after they pulled him off the chair, and were sweeping him off stage?
AgamemnonsMemes
Of course he's oblivious, hes ancient, he's probably half deaf, and he's focused on something else, and we know he can't focus on more than one thing at a time.
guitarfourtysix
12 year old in the audience
LuveBunny
That is uncalled for......now 13 year olds are entirely a-ok as per the accusations against him in the files.
spartanliam115
My first thought on hearing about this without knowing anything about it was its probably a false flag. Then i found out he did a press confence not 30mins later with him rambling about why he needs his ballroom. Now im sure it was a false flag
TwoBitGreaser
Everyone is shitting themselves, but he’s always a step ahead in that regard.
KatLuvr54
True. He already has that out of the way.
Kukabuksilaks
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bigk001
ohhh THAT is why his skin is orange! the poo is leaking out...
Leitzout2
comeonjointhejoyride
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whitey211
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rijstewafels
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BeaverOnFire
Appollon
While being a step behind in understanding what's going on.
shivacat
Well put.
Shift137
Is this the 5d chess I have heard about?
jalcantara88127001
They were so alarmed that they were the last ones to move. Even when secret service surrounds the guy next to you...
guitarfourtysix
Who the hell reacts by putting their hand over their mouth when you realize the person sitting next to you is being shot at?
mohavewolfpup
Two things can be happening at once, like Mussolini’s diaper breaching itself…
ChicanoBatman
They had Vance off in seconds, leaving The Orange sitting there in his pudding way too long. Actually I was surprised how slow the reaction was. No matter how much you hate the guy, your job as Secret Service is prot ft at all cost. This detail looked sloppy.
KatLuvr54
Yeah. He was the last one to get up and go off stage.
AgamemnonsMemes
He also fell over
vigilantinfidel
He's probably so mentally declined that he's just oblivious to anything going on around him. But I do love that no one on his side will admit that part, so it just looks like he was in on a staged attack.
Neurisko
"He's just braver then anyone else!" --MAGA Moron
demosteness
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imeatingpizzaandfuckit
This
7qd26tttv7
I fully believe it was staged but I also believe nobody told him and this was his genuine cognitive capability.
demosteness
He knew that
EroticZombiePants
He doesn't need to be in the loop of any false flag planning. They can literally stage it and then go to him as its happening and tell him "Don't worry. You'll be safe." Hell, he could bring it up himself in the first place and probably forget about it before it would happen.
Cashmoneybadger
He looks sleepy and probably his hearing is not that great either
leviaton
That was my thought too. Couldn't hear and was tired
slopwizard
His brain is not great. He's probably trying to puzzle out who filled his diaper
akafluffy
Biden pooped in my pants!
KatLuvr54
When you're up all night sending out 300+ tweets, that can happen.
kahooki
Shit already clogging the ears.
afterdarkart
He's sundowning, his little melting racist brain is just waking up.
PwnageHobo
It's cruel that the US as a country allows Grampa to embarrass himself on a global stage. He should be in a nursing home
kelloggs
Can people in america afford that ?
PwnageHobo
Can they afford not to?
smashpro1
He should be six feet underground.
eetsumkaus
can we be cruel to him in a way that doesn't fuck up our life?
mohavewolfpup
Well if we mine his past news articles and use his words? Something about a street and getting away with something?
SlaaneshiRightsFront
He should be in a ditch.
bacononbacon
DitcheS* preferably
PwnageHobo
Sure, but that's only if you take into account the things he's done
NZSheeps
""I don't [expletive] care that they have weapons. They're not here to hurt me." - DJT 06/01/2020
xmaneds
the year 2021, perhaps? the election was November 2020... so the insurrection riot was two months later in January 2021
Username62611
That is such a fucking supervillain line. Like the comically evil shit they'd get the villain from a robocop movie to say.
slack3rdav3
06Jan2020 is easier for us dumb americans to grasp.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Americans put the month before the day.
akafluffy
Nobody doesn't recognize what J6 you're talking about, and if they don't adding a year won't help them.
akafluffy
Especially the wrong year.
NZSheeps
Compromise with ISO 8601: 20200106
pilomotor
OK, but include dashes. I know ISO 8601 considers them optional, but 2020-01-06 is a lot more intuitive for people unaccustomed to that format.
slack3rdav3
fair