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Imagine being so fucking committed to not hearing your partner that you allegedly turn sex into a Bose product demo. If this story is true, Leo didn’t invent romance—he invented Do Not Disturb: Titanic Edition.
#LeonardoDiCaprio #LeoDiCaprio #Titanic #NoiseCancelling #Headphones #WTF #CelebrityWTF #Hollywood #HollywoodWeird #CelebrityNews #PopCulture #Meme #Memes #Funny #DarkHumor #Satire #RelationshipGoals #DefinitelyNotRelationshipGoals #BoseMode #DoNotDisturb #TitanicMemes #JackDawson #WhatTheFuck #InternetCulture #Imgur #ImgurHumor
CinnamonBunny
Missing the best part :(
Corrodias
who fucking cares
Defcon2
"SEX", there, I fixed it!
JerzeeTomato
Was the sex consensual? If so, who cares?!
tinydog
NoonaTuna
2 words: Ball Gag.
VastMajorityRule
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quade
This sounds like something an AI anti-Leo bot is programmed to post.
usingYourMomAsAHat
That is indeed a likely conclusion. Bah jfc everything fucking sucks
honeybadgersRus
Nope. She didn't even sleep with him. She told the story second hand and it's been proven to be bullshit. Well Hollywood is weirdaf but yea..
CaldariBob
How would you disprove something like that?
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Ew.
thadickenz
Hwut?? Your partner's voice is one of the best parts! Go use a microwaved toy if that's how you feel about it.
wejustdontknow
We have a child rapist and convicted felon in the White House and others throughout the highest levels of government. Who cares about this specifically?
thebonesofmyancestors
This boggles my mind. There is literally nothing sexier to me than hearing my wife's voice when we're doing the deed.
UnattendedDeviant
Just maybe this isn't true. The woman the comment is attributed to says it didn't happen to her but was instead was a claim someone else said to her.
TheJomsborgViking
Yeah! This guys wife's sex voice is awesome!
For all intent and purpose... I am joking and do not spy on the bones of my ancestors while they are doing the deed.
TheJomsborgViking
Bro, no hate. Your sexy time voice is awesome too.
TheFullLength
He better be listening to Cannibal Corpse.
FluidExchangeProgram
What two consenting adults do behind closed doors is none of our business.
FluidExchangeProgram
Wow. The DVs are kinda telling of the attitude around here.
Corrodias
Agreed. It's like people don't have anything better to care about than an unfounded rumor about how some guy likes to fuck. Y'all not got enough climate change? We can crank it up.
UnattendedDeviant
Not for nothing but when asked Konings admitted that the detail about the headphones did not happen to her directly, but was instead told to her by another woman.
So it's a second hand rumor you're accepting as fact that you may be outraged or concerned about.
quade
What?! Who would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
PostMoThoin
He's totally gay Winslet implies it. All the girls are random beards conveniently photo oped from his yacht
Find a picture of his tongue in a woman's mouth
theobstruction
But why? He's in holly9. No one would care.
PostMoThoin
It would have ruined his leading man persona in the 90s. For some reason it's still OK to make gay jokes about Tom Cruise.
PostMoThoin
Dicaprio has never thought with his penis in 30 years otherwise there would be pics of him walking home with Kate beckinsale
TinyOctopus
Tiny octopus is not planning on having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, so this really doesn't matter to him one way or the other.
quade
Is @TinyOctopus older than 25 years old?
psugab
Damn son