Syrioforrel
126964
1929
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Apr 19, 2022 10:22 AM
Syrioforrel
126964
1929
86
DukePhelan
Joining the legion to quell the uprisings in Gaul!
quietwalker
To be totally fair, this was the French concept of manliness.
redsmerf
*looks at his tall socks and kilt* *shrugs*
teapartyyy
There is nothing so manly as breaking the crusty old gender norm
NotWelcomehere
It's fun to watch people look at me like I'm crazy when I say or do things they don't think are very manly...While being quite male :)
teapartyyy
That's just reflecting their own insecurity. Keep being you!
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
Handkerchiefs? Eww. Seriously tho: as a straight dude who has worn a kilt, can we push to make it more acceptable to wear similar stuff?
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
No jokes. Super comfy. Would wear again. 11/10.
Syrioforrel
Used to wear the girls uniform to school on hot summer days for this specific reason- have to say I looked good in it
sodomantis
Rustedgear93
But I like wristwatches.
PutItInNeutral
Fun fact. Wrist watches were considered to be for women only until WWI. Trench warfare didn't agree with pocket watches. After the war...
PutItInNeutral
...soldiers came home and kept wearing the watches they were issued. That's how wrist watches became a fashion for everyone.
Nognom
You forgot high heels for the butchers
DameDePiques
and shoes with shiny buckles
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And the horsemen.
betatestyourgirlfriend
Married man, who totally rocks pink! Nothing shows more manliness than being pinker than the person next to you.
bigredbenjamin66
As a ginger I pretty much always have this on lock
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
Pink was almost the color for boy's iirc. Something about how blue was a soft color for girls and pink was a shade of red?
ZebraCockSandwich
I think it was a little more of a salmony pink for boys, not quite like the soft sugar pink we use now for girls.
shadowdragon81
In "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", Baby Herman wore a pink bow because during the time period it is set, Pink was a boy's color. It's the details
Merky600
So did Blaine and Blaine is a pain and that is the truth.
SzKnoWnzEvr72
I love it! *T.C.
DocWino
Wigs were to hide the lice if I’m not mistaken. There’s a reason for evolution.
nootherusernameworked
Wasn't Ancient Greece such a wonderful time. Remember, if olive oil was good enough for them, it's probably good enough for you.
JOKERZwild86
Rub me in olive oil, drown me with wine and have at it
LincLoud
A lot of the stuff this post mentioned was going on until the early 1900s. Pink was associated with boys until about 1920.
GamestopDorito
That’s completely apocryphal
fennecbutt
Misconceptions, most Greeks still considered a gay relationship improper, it was more just something fun to do. Men were still expected to
fennecbutt
Get with a woman and have kids, etc etc
danishjuggler21
When the hell did we sit in each other’s laps?
DorsalSauna
The text was so small I had to put my monocle on
kaijuuGold
no more condoms
madbydesign
Witches were brewers that were vilified by puritan douchebros because they made better beer and dominated the industry.
Xenarion
I thought it was apothecary? Like healing medicines and such?
heartlessninja6
Reminds me of the “Jewish Space laser” stupidity.
CommodusLeitdorf
Women dominated brewing for most of human history.
LTSmasher001
The Big Dawg (Woof Woof)
dcjunkee
That's so 2021... sounds like someone needs to let fancy take flight.
LTSmasher001
It should have been 20 Double-Deuce: Pain Don't Hurt
dcjunkee
Nice pull... also... who the heck is downvoting all these references from MBMBAM? lol
NothingPrince
I love that blue was for girls and pink for boys all anal kids were called girls and they both wore dresses.
NotWelcomehere
All anal kids???!!?!?!
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Probably a typo/auto-correct of "small"
NothingPrince
Uggg. small I ment small ?
eadanke
You know, butt babies.
Syrioforrel
Reminds me of when I was younger and I used to put on princess dresses when I played dress up
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Syrioforrel
Gif Isnt coming in
NothingPrince
Sorry it's a pick of Franklin D. Roosevelt as a child in a dress. As was the style etc back then to dress all children in dresses
naery
But I *like* my wristwatch!
Idontneedrealfacts
I a woman wants to brew me some beer and give me a pocket watch I will happily write her poetry while in a pink dress
Zzap1
I absolutely love the McElroy family. I highly recommend any of their content, especially Griffin's
dcjunkee
It's the staaaart... of something beautiful... A SMALL ACQUAINTANCE HAS BLOSSOMED INTO A PRECIOUS FRIENDSHIP...
bigredbenjamin66
But did it ripen?
dcjunkee
Dang it... DANG IT!!! I can't go back and fix!
JamesWhoseBadWithNames
I almost exclusively wear "women's" clothing but I'm also a tomboy if that makes sense? Love heels though.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Tomboy is what you do, not what you wear, "James".
UnworthyBeatrix
Tights were 100% the best cheat for me pre-hormones for a rush of gender euphoria. Despite that, we gotta gender-neutralize them again.
bikergeek6249
tights and leggings are so darn comfy though. they should be gender neutral.
Kbantar
They certainly look comfy. But with how clumsy I am getting small tears in jeans... I wonder how long before I totally split leggings.
UnworthyBeatrix
If you start painting your nails at the same time you'll at least have the tools to repair them when that happens :)
Kbantar
I think I've heard that works for pantyhose, but wouldn't have thought it would for thicker leggings.
BootsDusty
CosmicTeapot
That is fucking impressive woah
dannyfl0wers
WordyWordsington
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Taint Misbehavin
teapartyyy
AZRAELSBLADE
#peakperformance
sushipig
Not sure what's he's on about with wrist watches. It's true that pendant watches were worn by women as jewelry from about 1500-1900, but 1/2
zooshooter
Women's pocketwatches were MUCH smaller than men's facilitating the switch to wristwatch wear more easily.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Olympics should be done all in the nude as per ancient tradition. Sports in Gymnasiums as well as per the origin of its namesake
danishjuggler21
Tucker Carlson is on board with that idea, but only for men’s sports
Kbantar
Ancient sports didn't allow women even in the stands, so probably?
danishjuggler21
In Ancient Greece women trained, but I think you’re right that they didn’t actually compete.
Tricorder
UncleBuckFutter
bradpittflippingyouoff.gif
TheBlueMuppet
"La la, you homo." - this gif
therandombagofmeat
Tricorder
Don't make me post the whole video. :-D
SonnyVabitch
Cravanicus
YOINK!
BiNorwayBoy
Shaodyn
The ballet thing is actually true. Originally, women were forbidden from participating.
HaitianSensation
Send this to Tucker Carlson
Sauroctonus
Men had been wearing makeup for thousands of years before that, even.
SaltyEsq
Now add on the 100lbs of upperclass weight
DesignatedDrinker
Lmao @ thicc legs
TalanRhodes
ngl, I would totally cuddle with Astolfo.
Jinxies
And don't forget: High heels were originally men only footwear (for horse-riding)
Crowlands
And for looking down on the peasantry.
n0gal
I love how the reference for the legs is just "smells very nice"
AMatureTwink
Also thongs god I love them so much
Duskiewastaken
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R3V86de6m18
thisisagreatusernamedontworryitswonderful
I'm ok with manly dressing
MichaelGenovese
Okay but why do the thicc legs smell very nice??
TheMinty
Because reasons
Kemi337
b'cuz
Crowlands
And let's be clear: This guy would Absolutely get laid.
n0gal
Ever seen the band "Sweet"? Yeah. https://youtu.be/r8pYpii2Atg
Lilthefool
They still do, I speak from experience
KiwiGameDev
Nice
Lilthefool
Eehhhh, my experience is mostly just creepy guys in my dms
KiwiGameDev
Ah darn, well I wish you better luck with a higher calibre of person moving forward!
DameDePiques
to be fair, stays were only for *fat* men. You would not want that beer-belly overflowing from your embroidered waistcoat.
Fairemont
Sounds like your opinion, friend.
lestasi
How did the 99.9% dress?
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pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Is TB coming back in fashion?
dav3nasty
Only in countries with insufficient healthcare.
komododave
Someshithead241
Have you ever seen a sack of potatoes?
adiving
I have a mirror yes, what does that have to do with clothes though?
TalkingToMyselfAtNightBecauseICantForget
Imagine if someone skinned you and wore you as a suit. That's what their clothes looked like.
TsunamiJohn
gregthewalrus
n0gal
Felix?
NCPBullet
It's ya boi, Felix
VirtualNaut
kingrd
Underage anime is the creepiest shit
PrecogFrogOnALog
2nd creepiest...underage real is creepier
Corrodias
Underage... for what...? Did looking at this child give you some ideas you're uncomfortable with?
kingrd
I think you're projecting, and obviously a lot of anime (including that picture) has weirdly sexualized underage characters. It's gross
Corrodias
I'm just saying, I'm not the one who called him "underage", unprompted...
Icecreaman
I think you're projecting and got caught. Woopsies you like little boys in skirts and we all know.
Corrodias
For the record, I have no idea what his age is intended to be, but my question works based on your belief that it's low.