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Farger
So Leia orgasms as she shoots/kills?! Is that canon?
OrigamiShark
Kiling. Yep.
NexiKuro
I see those gifs of that one super windy day in the Netherlands are back, neat.
OaksParcel
Meh
lapisknight
Did anyone else desperately want there to be a person in #4?
TheRoyalDong
#17
WhereDeyAtDoe
Its actually so the sign does not reflect light when being shined on at night
ThatLizardThatRunsOnTwoFeet
That wonderful caring kitty!
cautiouskitten
Jeremy spoke up
chuiiiwuurrgg
For the love of god, its not Zelda! Its Zelda Monster!
TekPriest1975
Omg the redhead in the ninth one has a name tag on her stomach...Ivana Humpalot! Priceless!!!
13thDiablo
gh013
lol that last one: Kid's gonna be a litigation attorney. lol.
Thecynicalspud
#10 is speaking some truth right there.
TherealNotSid
#4 Oh god, I hope no one was in there
CandleToad
"Beer" ... "Bud Light"
Coolbacca
Bud light actually has ABV equal to Guinness (BL 4.2%, Guinness 4.3%)
kecker
#25 That is NOT Zelda. That is Link, Zelda is the princess he keeps saving.
Ravinpaksao
That’s the only part of that that bugs you?
kecker
I am not well.
Y200
Wait till you read the rest of the meme
GreekTrojan
thatsthejoke.gif
binhood
#13
ZeusesNeckMeat
It's a play on this video https://youtu.be/D4I9K_plx4s
GuardsmanMiku
i knew this was gonna be the skrek is love greentext from the second line, why did i feel the need to read all of it
MrAwful
You are unaccustomed to the internet, it seems.
HylianDweeb
Pretty sure that one gave me cancer.
BarbieSurprise
Literally no idea
davidthegoliath
TheZompocalypse
https://youtu.be/j2v9Suly_GM
mostlyfrank
I'm proud of Jeremy
NjordrPrey
Aye nederlandse weer memes
brknsoul
Should be Wabbajackass
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Metroid is a she not a he... Samus
ThatOneKid42
What are you talking about? Have you never played the games? It literally says his name in the main menu, METROID.
Kurianichi
That's the point. Every game explanation has something wrong. Like Link is the hero in Zelda, Samus is a girl, Halo is not Duke, and so on.
mandra437
Love that character metroid, he is best and not afraid of anything. Him and halo should team up with doom and kick much demon-alien ass.
tekcor
So #4 is a screen recording of somebody playing the video? Why would somebody do that?
W92Baj
Its cctv and they dont have access to the digital files?
tekcor
They’re recording Twitter.
Y200
They might not be able to download that video from twitter
tekcor
If the data can reach the computer for playback, it can be saved.
Y200
You cannot save a video/gif on mobile twitter. There is no option to click to easily save it, so thusly he used a screen recorder.
DeepMemeConversations
#13
jsmithy1
Smart enough to know having an army of elf slaves is bad, but not smart enough to realize Santa is fake.
JustARandomDutchGuy
#4 looks like it's in the Netherlands...
BarbieSurprise
it is
JustARandomDutchGuy
Judging by the bus, it looks like it's in Utrecht
SKELETONMAAAN
#5 is as well.
WellThatsOriginal
Ummm.... What happened in #5?
Buck39
Dragon born.
OriginaIPoster
I didn't realize that I had been looking at one long post. So I saw the Jeremy one thought it was it's own post and was super confused
OriginaIPoster
in the comments.
SKELETONMAAAN
Extremely windy day in the Netherlands this year.
michonnedisapproves
They went down like a sack of shit that's what!
Rotmaster
The air is going fast
CaptCoolBeans
How fast?
SwagapagosTurtle
at least 3
NobilisSaeva
3 speed
WilliamHuskerAdama
Very.
rocketpanda
At least 7 fast.
binhood
Strong winds
michonnedisapproves
Sorry
WellThatsOriginal
Well blow me over.
Grimmrog
the answer my friend, is blowing in the wind.
DarthFutuza
Pazuzu the wind demon strikes again!
princesskageebageeba
The wind made a big whoosh.
ThatLizardThatRunsOnTwoFeet
But why did they all look after the guy and leave the girl?
NiceGreenArrows
I guess because he fell harder?
FiftyPence
Because he rolled about 10 metres into them and she just sorta fell on her face
Galhaar
I think the laundry detergent is pretty minor compared to the socially normalized mass killings
ODSTsRule
TBH at this point i cant even care about them anymore, let there be one every week for a whole year, maybe then theres enough outrage and 1
ODSTsRule
political momentum in society at large that they actually look at the sources of this trend and try to cure them instead of repeating the 2
ODSTsRule
fucking same cycle of "Prayers and thoughts" and "More gun control" they are stuck in now. 3/3
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
I read somewhere that parents are changing the Santa myth with what I think is a really good idea: Santa brings small gifts to good kids,-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
but the big ticket items are mom and dad. Teaches them to believe in Christmas magic, be grateful to their parents, not take things for-
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granted, AND helps avoid that pesky disparate present haul between richer kids and poorer kids. Doesn't make sense to a kid that the kid-
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in the big house on the hill got way better presents than he did despite him being a dick all the time.
sandstruk
I have 3 kids. So far, I’m pretty sure they don’t appreciate me
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
If they don't now, they will later. Kids tend to be shortsighted. When they grow up, and especially when they have their own kids, it'll-
zippyzozippyzayzippyzappyzoopyzee
but then how do they learn that rich people are better than poor people?
Computerzuster
That Jeremy... I would sell his fucking WiiU if that was my son. He can do some chores if he wants to earn it back. Wtf
steam1218
its sooo not real dude
pres2pond
It does make a lot of sense - here is a god who can literally make anything out of nothing and he's holding out on fulfilling his contract.
GunterGliebenGlautenGloben
Santa Jesus god
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
What would that accomplish? Jeremy's right. Convince your child that if he's good, a magic man that can make any toys for any kid in the-
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world and then tell him "btw kiddo I can only pull one" and you'll feel ripped off too. He's not being ungrateful to his parents. He's -
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
lashing out at a magical skinflint lmao.
primalmammal
Was he good, though?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Obviously, since he got at least one expensive gift.
ConAirWasAGreatMovie
No surprise that he still got one of the 2 expensive presents. Great parenting
SuperShortUsername
He seems like the dad from taken, you sure?
FishOnTheInternetz
Apart from people pointing out it is made-up, i genuinely think he is in the right. No matter how much it hurts.
LurKaiSen
There was a guy whose kids were being little shits after getting a PS4 and X1 for X-mas. Had someone dress as Santa, show up, and 1/2
LurKaiSen
take them 'back'. 2/2
BergVonDinkle
It’s not real
xcimo
But why would people lie on the internet?
AqualadTheRealMVP
did you asoom that ?
jennym123
I normally give most pics the benefit of the doubt but... yeah. This hella fake.
GreatPlainsAquarist
If it was me the next Santa letter would have started off with "Alright, now listen here you little shit...".
EvolvedLurker
Jeremy spooooke iiin claaaaass todaaaaaay.
demoncandy
Lol this song is actually super fkin dark if u look at the lyrics & meaning!
EvolvedLurker
Yup, it's about a kid who committed suicide
Orzbek
I'd pay a bunch of midgets to wear elf costumes, have him come into the room when I'm handing the Wii U to them and yell WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
Computerzuster
Omg... that is SO MUCH BETTER
TheSourceChode
Faaaaaaaake.
Crowfood
Senator Vreenak?
Tekktokk