The Last Human - Love Languages [OC]

USKillbotics

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Sauce: https://acrowdedgalaxy.com/read/YX6uD4aX9FZH

Bonus points to anyone who can tell me this potential victim's name.

https://ACrowdedGalaxy.com

Fun fact: Widows generally don't go in for *attempted* murder. If a Widow wants you dead, there is very little you can do about it. But even the average Galactic citizen is absolutely capable of the *attempt*, if not the execution. How else would a species survive to First Contact, if not by fanatical protection of the next generation?

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The story so far (tl;dr): The comic was on hiatus because we were making it into a book, and the book is done.

This week's episode:
I don't know if you guys know how the publishing biz works. I don't even know if *I* know how the publishing biz works. But I can tell you how it's been for me: A daily grind of making stuff non-stop, in the crevices of time between day jobs and family, punctuated by a handful of events you'll remember for the rest of your life. The day I signed my first publishing contract was the best day of my life (top 5, at least). I would have signed away my soul. And then the next several years* were... hard. And yet, when someone offered me another contract, I said yes. And maybe it's not this way for some people. Maybe it's all joy, all the time. But for me, it feels like how I've heard childbirth described. I've been told that it's the hardest thing a person can go through. And then, as soon as they see the kid, those same people often decide to do it *again*. It's insanity. But anyway. That's my metaphor for signing up for more publishing contracts.

So here's some news: Yesterday my partner on the comic called me (well, Discorded me). She told me she was ready to get back on the horse, so to speak. You guys have likely forgotten where this all came from, but the book is a rewrite of the first half of a much longer, mostly finished story arc. It's that "mostly" that has haunted us ever since we shifted to paper publishing, and many of you have given us (loving) hell for that decision. So in my conversation with Luyi, we decided that's what's up next: We're going to finish the arc online. Admittedly, this may not be as big a deal for you guys as it is for us, but I just wanted to share.

Your friendly local killbot with a heart of gold and various other heavy metals,
Zack (USKillbotics)

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* I sold my first two books, and this comic, as unfinished partials. This means that the last ten years of my life have been trying to deliver on promises I had no business making.

As always, if you can't support but still want to read, just make an account on https://ACrowdedGalaxy.com and I'll unlock the digital version for you.

ImSilverTongue

Always upvote Shenya the Widow and Sarya the Daughter.

4 days ago |

Kokkinosmon

I need to get this book!

3 days ago |

MrShoemakers

I’ve always loved the fact that the Mom would wipe out the entire universe to save her daughter.

EmeraldLight

*happy wiggles*

CandiedCorn

this is back?? THIS IS BACK?!! let's GOOOOO!!!!

TheJurc

PcJunky

Needs more upvotes

fuegothefox

I bought the book and you just sent me a lovely e-mail about it! I can't wait to get my copy

I’m trying hard to get them out!

myf10

I just bought the combo on your website. When I paid, it asked me to confirm that I am human. This makes me very suspicious. I have engaged domicile defense network. I fear I am now among The Hunted. I am counting on my allegiance to The Child should I need reinforcements. End transmission.

Thank you! I hope you didn’t confirm…

Aw heck naw!!

jumpbus360

I live to be included in "the thing."

You got it.

No worries. Already following you. Here. And read the book ages ago. Love our widow and her little human. I would say "our little human" but don't want to upset her mom.

ScarecrowSticks

I remember these years back, glad it's resurfacing

Sorry it took so long...

Is oki

onewallpaperaweek

https://imgur.com/jlREih3

I can't tell you how much these make my day.

DorgEndo

Ain't never heard of this but it is so up my alley. Reading now on the site for however long until my (adult) bedtime

There’s plenty there. The whole original run is there, plus the Dark Horse rewrite.

Hey fellow travelers, if you are not aware, The Last Human: a Novel is available at Amazon in hardcover, paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook. I am sure that it's available at other vendors online as well. That's just where I bought mine. If you are a total nerd/geek/dork as I am, this is a must-have. And yes, I have the hardcover, the Kindle, and the Audiobook. I am a sad, sad little man (Buzz Lightyear said this to me personally).

2 days ago |

CedricDur

The book is wonderful. Anyone who hasn't should give it a go.

Well *you* just made my day too.

Utecr

Woo!

Foxcross

Congrats on the sales. I know firsthand that making a book and getting it sold is not the easiest task as an independent.

Idsertian

KyloRenMORE.gif

jridley

I wish I knew what the "cinematic edition" is, I might have bought it. There's no explanation on the site, or any sort of sample.

Hm. Feedback noted. I thought it was clear that the version on the site *is* the cinematic edition. Soundtrack, animation, etc.

OK. I just went to the site to buy it, I didn't realize the webcomic was even there - not paying attention I guess, or just expecting to see a "buy it" link and that's all I saw. I suppose I may have read it on that site at some point in the past, but I'm not sure and if I did, it was years ago. I may have just read the webcomic here. I did buy the novel and read and enjoyed that, back in 2020.

Well thanks for buying the novel! The site is brand new, so I’m still working out where to put stuff. I put “read it” and “buy it” on the front page, but if you ended up on the store page then maybe I could put a link or explanation there.

Ngugi

tarnok

I own your book! But I haven't seen you posted in like 3 years!!

Thank you so much for buying it! And yes, see the tl;dr above. Sorry about that.

NeverEnoughFoxes

As the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 once said:
"Be polite. Be professional. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

ByThePowerOfSCIENCE

it was "Mad Dog" Mattis who said that
btw he served 1 year as SecDef with the immoral tangerine, and when he quit the reaction was exactly what you expect

I'm glad it was he who coined the phrase. Apparently it received civilian attention when printed in Thomas E. Ricks's 2006 book Fiasco. The Meet the Sniper short came out in 2008. TIL!

I remember saying this about dogs when I started taking my toddler for walks. I love dogs. But I don't know *that* dog, and I love my toddler more.

RPhoenix

As a person that has three excitable dogs who I lovingly refer to as dingos, understandable.

mikeatike

Username appropriate.

TheFastpaws

My friend if I get the money it is 100% going on my shelf!

I just DMed you a code for the cinematic version.

That is beyond kind.

ShadeMeadowsArt

Ya designs range from simple to complex!
But I love 'em all! 🫶

Really into this universe ya created, even though I joined only last month! 🖤

iRtehHachi

I think of this book so much in my own parenting journey. I have my signed copy and was just considering a reread. I’m so excited for the revival and eagerly wait for whatever comes next

I recognize that username! Thank you so much for the support. Have you seen the stuff over on the site?

I’m incredibly flattered you remember me lol. I just went and I love the interface

So I came back to tell you that I was incredibly flattered by this comment and forgot to say so.

robingal1

#OP, will you be selling in person? I often purchase my yearly independent book haul at DragonCon. It would give me the opportunity to thank you in person for sharing your diligence and creativity. Otherwise, I am happily going to purchase your "ultimate edition" online. Thank you and I look forward to reading your book soon!

Yes, but I don't have solid plans for it yet. I've done some cons, both in a booth and as a wandering guy with a flight suit and a backpack, but it's been mostly C2E2 in Chicago.

I look forward to perhaps meeting you one day. In the meanwhile, I'll be purchasing your book through the interwebs. Thank you!

ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem

I own the book. Can recommend. Well worth it.

Roqinn

Same! Loved it!

You're the best.

thejon

I ordered it and am desperately waiting for it!

Thank you so much! I will do my best to get it to you (if you ordered it from me).

Came with a cool pin.

ladyfirewitch9000

Actually wore mine at work today

SpecialContainmentProcedures

I got the audiobook. The voice actress was AMAZING. Her voice is Shenya to me.

Bahni Turpin! She is also Ace to me.

CaptainCaptObvious

I missed you!!

I love this one.

My friends! I'm going to do the thing. And as always, if you would like to be excluded from the thing, all you have to do is say "exclude me from the thing."

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Sending out a call for @faphappyscreencappy, @cannedLaughter0, @Feldspartacus, @UnusualAndyMan, @Dagordae, @brainchemicals, @StarWarsIsAToxicRelationshipThatICantGetEnoughOf, @GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes, @lawideas, @blackholevoid10011, @DeliveryBoyPhillipJFry, @XplodingUnicornGlitter, @Baccano2015, @CaptCohl, @pollomagnifico, @DontKnowTheSource, @DreadPierateRoberts, @Li3303, @Skeverborn, and @johnnyshitknucklez.

This is for you, @braaaiiiiinnnnsss, @TheCinC, @Wadatahmydamie, @mcsqueaken, @realscrumpysteve, @bonkhonagahoogs, @Manae, @Deonan, @NinjaRagnaroc, @QuamvisSintSubAqua, @reformedxile, @CommanderXirlos, @Zephronias, @Rayfasa, @manyslayer, @RynoBones, @zaggerthebloodyangel9, @switchport42, @DuncanHillsCoffee4Life, @emptyother, @CoolestV, @indomara, @Seanana, @IAmTheBadW01f, @Cynderfall, and @Havok707.

reformedxile

I see you, @nervesatme, @MajorArmStong, @RRRIV, @Wrest216, @OrkieBleu, @TacoPrime, @diev, @mtui, @Starlatan, @Crimpwithyourthumb, @CountessDyscalculia, @nimikaAnimal, @Durahl, @subedai, @LucasTheArchaneer, @boom1chaching, @StevePMM, @DyloMods, @insertscrubsquote, @NewToTheEnterwbs, @3crowsBeast, @SlightlyRelatedToThePost, @devo27, @nocturnadarricos, @Cyberpope67, @StormWinterwind, and @RandomMemmer. Metaphorically speaking.

SlasherQuan

I ordered a physical and digital copy but I want to send a copy to a friend but I don't see an option to do so.

So first of all, thank you. And to answer your question, I have a brand-new experimental feature for that, so I'd appreciate it if you tell me how it goes. On https://acrowdedgalaxy.com/store, there's a little button that switches the store into gift mode.

It looks like it worked. I'll let you know when she opens it.

Now expanding the search to @YDMFreshmaker, @type1eagle, @BobTheTalkingSkull, @bhobby1212, @HotDogTaco, @Dynasty07, @whatfreshhellisthis, @PhilosophyInPajamas, @Shadow2520, @robingal1, @dschuma, @licmasack, @16KTS, @arikelrecords2000, @cambriago13, @Bojack8, @VentusSolis, @Judonno, @tazedconfused, @Frodomann1, @werker5000, @GreaseMonkeyOfLove, @tilly506, @KuramaKitsune, @ScrewMyVacationPlansIGuess, and @alternator43.

Well well well, @Sevenfullofscotch, @jammer909, @Umarstwin, @TheInitiated, @Firebirdsroost, @InHarajuku, @Spacerihno, @rhaderhade, @Asdfgl3000, @CoinOps, @onlyfourlinks, @DeviWolf, @Foxsayy, @moonPieWatcher, @Reyvn, @pointystick, @natachan, @ShittyAdmiral, @Moolicious, @expectantbamboo, @DewiMorgan, @TheSexInstructor, @mountprime, @Evenmorehorrifying, @GeForcen, @WoodfolkFae, and @AllHailKarlKingOfDucks.

FinancialRavioli

We love the thing! Bring on the thing.

Once again seeing some concerning usernames, @TurkeyPuncher, @Elijahrock, @forgetthisnoise, @BrofessorDumbleBro, @HoeBagSupreme, @RekkonV, @Mumptyplum, @Ubik360, @MagnorCriol, @kurslite, @chroniclegamingcheza360, @TheAtomicGent, @LeraviTheHyena, @congressionalbitch, @OmensOfWhiskey, @lsthisjustfantasy, @etidsNoodleCat, @CacheRAM, @PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet, @AninOnin, @Sabellion, @LordVulpix, @APervOnTheInterweb, and @vitaminalgas.

Hello, is this @Hyero, @HideousMonkeyCrap, @paulbrianrowe101, @MysticTuna, @Phoenixbreed, @Lollipusspop, @SwordfishSomethings, @mingleddruid, @OrokuSaki52, @TheMasterShredder, @Kiwipocalypse, @norabora, @cAPTNcAPSLOCK, @AwildBidoof, @Goldenteckel, @VoidofStatic, @rogerjun0497, @dooomy, @MK1Maniac, @Cortezdelanoche, @Icantbelieve1ktrystosignup, @iSiLenCe, @paragraph, and @ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject?

You too, @BornOnAMonday83, @Metharos, @MrGubbmintMan, @Xenarion, @talianagisan, @whatsthisbuttondonow, @BenScarb, @PcJunky, @MadCitron, @IraqiWalker, @ThisGuyPostingThings, @Marwick42, @GodsWorkSon, @awildcharmander, @PanzerHyena, @YourFakeDad, @AriPlanetLord, @tyrunn, @itsdotcom, @dreyfusslugado, @HorriblyPositive, @cheeseguy3412, @theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42, and @MidnightBaelfire.

InspiringBadger

And this is the whole series in one book? Or is it volumes?

This is the first half. We wanted to do a 450-page first volume and they were like "no."

Ok, cool. Thank you!

Are you there, @magicmegaman, @JangoF76, @thefirstbarbarian, @partimevillain, @nerdasaursaysrawr, @DrWhy9, @slotheroll, @dreamingincerulean, @umbrellacorped3, @Lugh314159, @DnZeroes, @aLessThanCleverusername, @bogus1983, @mutatedspleen, @nemoutopia, @aloysiusoliu, @Aathole, @sonicman198281, @bluefirestorm, @ProxyPlayerHD, @Neopopulas, @PantLord, @Quizz25S, @WenzelDashington, @HappyGobo, and @yourlocalgayfurry?

ProxyPlayerHD

exclude me pls

Not a problem.

Thinking of you, @ohDannyBoi, @iwanttobebobdylan, @canipleasejusthaveanameforonce, @ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong, @1337cat, @DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees, @Ereptor, @Jlh19, @Ghostwish, @YurgenGrimwood, @Ialwayslookhungover, @SpookyPillows, @AMRIV, @ALPhaTONic, @TimeLostHereIsGoneForever, @corpofilth, @butttunnle, @Crimsnfox, @myr14d, @silrath, @DrankTooMuchMead, @NeverDidNuffin, @foxdaemon, and @TheLovelessHummingbird.

Where have you been, @RedDwarfIV, @rissky13, @gerrard1649, @willCodeForUpvotes, @HobbstheTiger, @Archimedes40, @godamnit, @sunyudai, @Enoan, @bobtheaxolotl, @maxxra, @kurastwolf, @GreatLyzander, @Thesinglemosteviltexastoast, @WoundedZetian, @almostalone, @TheZerax, @Exsul, @BeaverOnFire, @MaverickTitan, @arehon86, @TheRealDude19047, @Mr5318008, @GrandProtectorDark, @Starcrested, @HeckinLoveGators, and @skuz95? Your other parental units and I have been worried sick.

So we meet again, @BenLawrenceBroadbent, @nordicKitten, @IDontPostForYourEnjoyment, @Cultistchan, @niakaki, @TheMightyMoto, @WheezyLex, @MouthyLurker, @manulofdoom, @TrenchantPhilobiblian, @Tybirous, @sephymuspellheim, @Pishposhbingbong, @olivertwitch, @nopeanut, @RowanUnderwood, @Helixninja333, @wamphyri13r, @Untouchedeye8, @Melonfish, @Zoeofdoom, @pyrostarstudios, @StabbyMcMurder, and @MissyWentMissing.

Hello, @kikaria115, @realargonwolf, @JustSomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet, @Thrudhkyn, @smallblip, @textilelover, @Samperr, @DarksteelPenguin, @Codox3000, @UncleCeiling, @MrShoemakers, @SonderingStrike, @YourGoodFriendChris, @Toecutteris, @ShadeMeadowsArt, @transhumanisticrecluse, @ThisUsernameIsRegisteredToMe, @ILogInToUpvote, @hayeszc84, @endyrr, @sirsnipalot, @trivialsavant, @plzt, and @Botticelliii. I hope you can make it.

Thanks for the tag!! 🥳

ItHappenedInThe20thCentury

By all means, do keep me on the thing!

Btw, where was your comic hosted before? I know I've read it entirely a while back, but can't remember where.

You probably saw it on webtoon.

Now searching for @nch77, @waeraj, @SithariChaos, @CirclejerqueDuSoleil, @SandwichRGood, @letsfloodnaturewithlove, @TruncatedAppendages, @DungeonsAndDongers, @UsernamesAreStupidAnyways, @supergeek, @LoyalBastion, @emberthegoat, @PolarHailStorm, @fartfactory87, @Sankaita, @AlienNippleAntennae, @nijlonkai, @KyleSteven, @Xemodnar, @montyman185, @Kalcibonie, @ILikeLurking112, and @FireCrotchSingleMaltScotch.

There is a gunmetal Foundation 11 parked outside. @GhostofRoland, @Izapicious, @lancell, @Anthedon, @samsqueak, @BittersweetOM, @Zephyr444, @ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz, @TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens, @laughinggas, @mike13815, @Contagstu, @TheMuteDoge, @whensunlighthitsthem, @Rabbit82, @Cela84, @LampropeltisAlterna, @Samthetrue, @AnActualFactualDog, @Drunktrunkmonkey, @MultitaskingMaren, @Kbantar, @EveyAlabaster, and @MonarchLamoura, is this your vehicle?

You are important, @Bubbells, @alantosai, @GamingMule, @jrpsmith, @ttwshowtime, @etherbunny41, @Muffyns, @SmashySashimi, @GushLikeAFountain, @CodeWarrior, @BishlamekGurpgork, @DethKap, @JustFeedMePieDammit, @cenface, @mitharas, @Tier7Gaming, @KatoXIII, @Haniel81, @TheVeh, @beguilingkittenpants, @StubbornViking, @Awaras, @BHPaperstacks, @BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound, @Carnivoracious, and @blowingraspberries.

@ThisUsernameWasAlreadyInUse, @GalacticMile, @WarDredge, @nobodyreadsusernamesanyway, @rufisium, @AermasUnbanned, @Skaboofle, @ImJustHereForKitties, @Mitchz95, @Psymecoleesis, @Noevilgifs, @katyna31415, @Socks00, @Lycea, @BubblesAndSuch, @DopesickJesus, @TheJurc, @ruferto, @TobiOfTheAkatsuki, @reineseele, @AhmfrumAhwa, @ignotociResto, @DungeonMaster77, @chase9988, and @Billybazooka, isn't it time you took a break to consume a refreshing AivvTech Nutrient Paste?

I'm looking for @johnwilliamsistheman, @kjackry, @foxbounceingendlesslyonabed, @Molly1031, @ShadeEmberi, @YouFartLikeaGirl, @NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU, @chrisawhitmore, @Kiloran1, @Sh4dowWalker96, @TheHaloFollower, @jonalexassblast, @TxDragnier, @Sgtcandyass, @nopenononope, @generalsplayingrisk, @kitamuramiike, @Feralkyn, @Ipooprainbows, @stolenkiss37, @Imnotcanadiandammit, and @Marukina.

I'm going to call on @kaoticgirl, @ComradeTrotsky, @hothotsoup, @MoonlightStroke, @FlyingFrisbeesAreHardToCatch, @TwoAccountsDown, @RioWalker, @CopperBoltwire, @Mewmus, @Esclah, @TheatreStreet, @LadyNaween, @lynxBeast, @blackdove, @bullestock, @tidepool, @Dannyalcatraz, @KittenInside, @Shasra, @Thojira, @FireWolves, @cytonic, @tuxedobob, @browsererror, @Megvilla, @XxEyesOnlyxX, @JoshoPrime, @ath1337e, and @Comfyninja.

I'd like to mention @sparrowace, @ParryLost, @FireSolvesProblems, @ParallelParkingInABurka, @MisterD90, @YesMyNameIsCalvin, @CreamsodaYo, @MrJWatcher, @eldooterino, @IamWolfduke, @GingerLaird, @shyriath, @ga93kog, @AlmostScientist, @Phlynch, @cosonfused, @thedinkster9000, @QuendeTari, @Whitekardus, @NeverEnoughFoxes, @Sircowdog1, @ForestNinja101, @starkstout07, @VirtusTenebrae, @Raeilgunne, @Leonon, and @Hyo38.

ForestNinja101

Another good comic!

And yet more interesting usernames, @Firesofiso, @vadam009, @Corphyaus, @NeuroticHusky, @polarbearbaby, @TomBrokaw, @JonatasAM, @Rohloc, @ChiliBeef, @ByThePowerOfSCIENCE, @Pleeby, @LazySpider, @GabagoolOverHere, @TheRimOfTheSky, @ThatOtherGirlYouKnow, @sagewanderer, @qhogan11337, @whitefoot162, @FluffyLlamass, @Cholf, @imakeurglassesfoggy, @varkrath, @RyanOchoa, @KayEss, @pr0nty, @InitHello, @AnbaricDragon, and @zFUBARz.

@paperfanman, @novaprime, @daakuryu, @LompHoofd, @TehBox0rz, @shakawhenthewallsfel, @kutku, @godofhorizons, @Ultin8, @TheobromineAddict, @Chivatha, @jesterod, @whatbuttondoipush, @elliotclay76, @foggyfroggy39, @KahnDrasari, @godskook, @BurnBoolean, @Alekazam1988, @NuclearNarwhals, @nullbr, @thatprickleypear, @DemortisDraconis, @LunarEntropy, @CastleBonerShrinker, @OiishikataAK, and @SunBrolem, you are the light to my optical sensors.

If you keep doing that it's going to get stuck that way, @peachesforme, @redpandabanana, @ArkoneAxon, @jumpbus360, @KitterDoodle, @Pentacus, @OddOod, @rgraz65, @Avrune, @noneforgretchenwieners, @EPSILONIO, @numja, @negativenull, @Flenop, @tomixx1199, @smileyyeti, @agentcase, @Xlpangel625x, @kmikl, @Colanah, @BlackDeathZombieSwede, @SuperUpvote, @TyrannoBerserker, @DyingOx, @ladyofscience, @AllOutofNut, @DocBenny, @Ruhig, @redsweatah, and @HaloArchitect.

I would never forget @AeonsShadow, @Starhaven350, @Keeperofthemonsters, @sevenfingerman, @Noesies, @Caerbannog12433, @WhyDoISayThingsThatIHate, @Djmachale1, @LauriSleepMonster, @WisconsinCentral2714, @TielKiri, @MrRandom314159, @VileSlay, @HappyTimeHollis, @OpenFacedClubSandwich, @BaldProfessor, @TehDude333, @whoissamo, @Ledukk, @Drasham, @shanlearael, @skyezer, @AxelBeingCivil, @LuminoZero, and @LagerthaL16.

HappyTimeHollis

Appreciate you!

SharkosaurusRex2025

I want to be included!!!!

Oh you got it.

What about @Standaloneghost, @Ikillmiceforaliving, @iamabovethelaw, @Textuality, @literallypubichair, @Sealkin, @kahooki, @Veh0, @zrevenge, @Myfanwyjames, @FormulaFuzzball, @MoreTan, @eadanke, @nietzchebomb, @konelhft, @FeChefImgur, @confanity, @Schlumpfi, @Riptide222, @Morkath, @kaenneth, @Corrodias, @Oblamer, @GuyDarras, @Kokkinosmon, @ShadusMacAoidh, @Adsma2002, @NotTheRealMeNow, and @reddrummer93? Still here?

Corrodias

Thanks for posting. I'm still around.

I think @willpostanything, @titaniumsnail, @Guzi86, @SickLikeMe187, @ceceoh, @jellybellymelly, @DevilDolly, @dawr136, @FaolanLunaris, @ZetaPotential, @asliabade, @Finvarra, @SunochiRinai, @CrestfallenEvil, @DefenestrationStation, @johnnycrookedtree, @pkerteam13, @AchromaticYang, @sircowdog, @HungaJungaESQ, @TheMouseOfMadness, @cbla, @iamthugnasty, @HardcodedNumber, @GeneralNuclear, and @LaurenLikesStuff should be around here someplace.

@ShieldAnvil1, @XenAylomen, @Swoggles, @aircooledJenkins, @MrSmilingDeath, @theoreocow, @leastresistance, @modo44, @goodisunpopular, @Xedi22, @SteveMND, @izme1000, @gingersrule, @ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus, @FluxSagrie, @ethoffman1337, @quagma, @tiduszecht, @LateChrononaut, @IanWolff, @tiredviking, @iguessihaveto, @EllaMella24, @ronnyhugo, @JettSenpai, and @MyWifesMohawk, you are the graviton to my highly sensitive detector.

@steviedrawsdinos, @Hotsauceman, @casbott, @AnitoShima, @WeirdStealth, @omadonnadellerose, @AyrA, @CountessVonFingerbang, @FigFinArtist, @Nephus, @iSuckAtThisButIDontCare, @KingKazuma, @Othernate, @TheRealGeorgeMcfly, @Psionickitten, @Crowlands, @jakefromstatefarmmmmmm, @NoNameFred, @Wootnessmonster, @GodEmperorOfImgur, @Ifekinlovesauerkraut, @popeoftheholyspook, and @RolandLovecraft, I didn't forget about you.

You may be at the end of my list, @thedeadlyfist, @owlest, @Ngugi, @ForlornFennec, @Burnboolean2, @butajape, and @swordscomic, but you are not at the end of my heart.

Checking in on @LupusLillium, @Hedgehogsareadorable, @prophet002, @FixedsysLabs, @MimikyuFaces, @CongenitalSlurpees, @ImperialSecurityBureauAgentShab, @periwinklepanda, @Helsmar, @AwesomeName, @MCNewYorkLives, @Ornado, @khora, @NacLac, @YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah, @RapedUnicorns, @Anonypuss, @pretzelbetzel, @Hopwizard, @NurgleErik, @LadyStormdance, @victalany, @psykolog, @notasmurfatall, @jherazob, and @Cazador115.

@pixelclef, @SansAandAnguS, @cheesentoast, @ladyfirewitch9000, @ProfessionalArceus, @madflenser, @kimcam0, @justabutternut, @childrenofpigs, @WinningLottoTicket, @PerthAussieMike, @Smoretank, @SamStrawbs, @ilsalta, @mercswar, @Zordid, @onewallpaperaweek, @klakratchett, @MizoreBIRTH, @NerdsForDays, @HereIsThere, @Dragongirl7256, @JayJay99447, @pointsForNothing, @JaydaCartel, and @LtColThorin, I keep your username in my hearts and other organs.

SansAandAnguS

Yay! Always eagerly await your next instalment :-)

@MrSaturday, @sarah, @ClosedForMaintenance, @AssWaffle, @ASmolLemonBasket, @LeviathanOmega, @TheEmperorOfMankind40000, @Fawin, @Psherman13, @Prapsschnalinen, @JarlmannViking, @Dustorn, @kubi, @bunneedo, @Kagewalker, @ZeroLogain, @AgentOtter, @justareallylongemailaddress, @thedespaxas, @Xt3rminat3, @DefinitelyNotSatan, @Geraik, @dichotomousdragon, @mikamo701, and @theeggmanANDthewalrus: How has your [UNIT OF TIME] been, Galactic Citizens?

Thinking about @MeganMarbleModel, @TVKill3r, @TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon, @HexxBombastus, @braillezamboni, @ARoseByAnotherUsernameWouldSmellAsSweet, @Deathpunkin, @apg2302, @HughRichard, @UrsusDerpus, @Millstone85, @flaagan, @ComradeZoidberg, @subparphallus, @doodlebopples0, @TheLuckybamboo, @chaspock12, @squillis, @theoutlawedwoman, @SuperLuigiBrothers, @minant, @Dragonfury5, and @ahorseelbowdeepinme.

ahorseelbowdeepinme

Thought this might make you chuckle

PERFECT

I know you're there, @Ratchet600, @tangent, @Icantevenbruh, @milo12ism, @Cronos51101, @SoapyMammaryMasturbation, @NoelleDevo, @MeMyselfandyourCat, @Codecomp, @zylokun, @sms001, @Thatburga, @ChoctawDoge, @Lifeisharddeathissoftlol, @NaughtButOne, @ozmethod, @WorkForBacon, @HighlandMadMan, @SaltyCoastie, @OMGmemes, @moto79racer0, @savageworld, @selfinsertusernamebutiforgotmypassword, @strawberrycocoa, and @Yacobs21. I can feel your presence.

kurastwolf

Yoooooooooooooooooooo

Are you still here, @searching4somewhere, @iMightBeMark, @tpgreyknight, @TheSmogMonster, @DamntheCatTaxImgurAnarchist, @Badgerbat90, @Utecr, @InnerBushman, @catman232323, @Oatmealman1, @Leeloobanana, @Toriwee, @actualseal, @TheViking333, @DoubleSunMoonMoon, @SergiousMaximus, @KevinRamage, @MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin, @FallingScar, @fastjeff, @WifeofPonderStibbons, @root1657, and @Radtodeath2013? Inquiring (higher) minds would like to know.

ryo0hki

What thing is this?

user2000

Spam

KrowWithAK

A request to be notified that you can opt out of at any time isn't spam, you nincompoop.

Just this giant chain of mentions and hellos.

toast667

People who want to be notified whem the artists uploads a new comic, not spam you have to request to be notified.

Hope you're here, @whatifweblowupthemoon, @Iwendigo, @somestuffatwork, @Voltair, @aFlibbertigibbet, @fourbabiesinatrenchcoat, @Dustfinger4268, @woodlol, @TakeTheStairs, @Itschmatschy, @pancakesplz, @OneHandedComent, @Escape2Continue, @EphemeralEternity, @WoefulWombat, @Bossco20, @retroman688, @FlowSpiralis, @hncunningham11, @Isthisstillavailable, @WordsAndImages, @shadower2212, @JellyNips, and @Necr0Synthetic.

Sending out a search party for @giordanom, @LordFancypantsicus, @Acturiesa, @8BitBootcamp, @MarkTheShark1987, @Iguessthiswasavailable, @meh13, @coronelb26, @ulgrath, @azenadra, @VillainousHero, @Atomika6, @Pixel8yt, @Inseyn, @GriffinMann41, @judgefreak, @somethingofficial, @zphobic, @user2000, @AspiringBeefCurtainInspector, @rowingrowingrowing, @CAshGreen, @Raeun, @FireflyArc, @Ilovehavingfreehealthcare, and @sheslikeheroin.

Another one for @HonestCommentFarmer, @torillatavataan, @beachfox, @Penguincreator, @JewelShisen, @Snooj, @NotaCPA, @teddybonkerrs, @TheAbominableToastMan, @Zaynara, @Azubah, @RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent, @Infinias, @KMakyra, @DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken, @HeraldOfTheBadger, @NyxuNezumi, @potentiallyunsafe, @Ilyiia, @Gryphonosiris, @lucivjov, @SenselessSentiments, and @fr0stbyte124.

lucivjov

You too, @Grandolddrummer, @Eniff, @mdkynyc, @OverSpiced, @TheOneThatGotBanned, @TaterTotsTotsTater, @Marokh, @ShahofHate, @TotallyNotAZombie, @eoranne350, @slinkiisu, @tehdeathkitten, @megman23, @Whatsabrain, @UnagiFerrin, @CloudsandRainandSunandWind, @PainGwen, @LTJJD, @WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive, @Cranbananarama, @tschallacka, @Tezzellent, @jamieoc, @Kaivarii0210, @Noob3rts, and @RaspK.

jamieoc

I love The Thing

cosonfused

please exclude me from the thing. I'm subscribed so i get mentions anyway.

You got it. Your homeworld has now been excluded from all future galactic communication.

@iamthedoctorthisismytardis, @angiepai, @TankoJoe, @Hedrah, @BobbyBobbston, @ExtraZOIDBERG, @SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn, @MassStorageDeviceCanNowBeSafelyRemoved, @noizes, @mundii9994, @embodymentofgattaca, @shaeuldur, @TwelveMotionJeweledSkull, @withac, @Lotusborne, @heretokickassandupvotecomments, @0Sio0, @Penglingsarekewl, @darthtempest2005, @Dystopiana, @celticknotinception, and @TorvusBull, do you read me?

Still here, @DidgeryDrew, @Mirilali, @jrbaconchee, @Baronvonjoy, @MysteryIllustrations, @DeviousVirtues, @VaultGirl69, @evillittlecar, @thekeyofe, @bcrdncola, @Proxxy0, @pptninja, @toast667, @thornlord, @dingofdong, @DespacitoLesburrito, @Xerubay, @Imapseudonym, @usernamethatsstillavailable, @metsu12, @Questionablysensible, @Orclover, @freckledkink, @IAmDildor, @JCMAtoday, @Bracabrad, and @ElizabethToy000?

Get in here, @blzrdphoto, @voluptuousdebaucheries, @nikkicarter11, @HaikuSorrow, @knytehawkk, @AWarningToOthers, @rabbitron, @Illthinkofausernamelater, @pendrin, @Ulthirm, @Secretsquid, @Jinxies, @knivesbt007, @galiean251, @TheVoidListens, @thefrogyeti, @DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual, @iputnutinnutella, @Sereus, @thelat, @Syncope617, @tabbybearxx, @Totallyscrewedinaustin, @onlyalurker, and @apachon. Or don't. Your choice. If you believe in free will.

DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual

Thank ya

thefrogyeti

Right here

Totallyscrewedinaustin

Thanks!

Anyone seen @theITgirl, @rosecrystal, @elhigh, @vosuraekira, @Kaitaro, @p3pp3rs, @zachtidmore, @GadenKerensky, @kjiibrit, @casethespace, @RathgarSlavedrinker, @Formalis, @btgbullseye, @Brucecori2, @SaphirasSexDoll, @thekiltedwonder, @YesShitSherlock, @OddSoull, @Astroraptorskully, @aggraphine, @Moonlightpendent, @kenetiket, @doctorninja, @Deadpoolisfunny, @Rabbit42, @Soufange, and @DGMP?

And now @AoxomoxoA35, @BaryonSweep, @haquie, @mormacil, @SoftwareMathematicianLady, @Kirkleberry, @KoRplussomeletters, @DJTrickyM, @A1J1K1, @mitchells2003, @6313326, @vegivamp, @TheLastNalbinder, @cheekymarmoset, @Nynjah84, @ImSilverTongue, @drizztx, @LackadasicalGoblin, @SvarvSven, @anuenue, @WhySoDucky, @lostknight0727, @blahblahblah89, @Kwaj, @RuricOrhlandis, @shekilledcovid, and @Sigge1981, who know who they are.

I'm told @GrandePadre, @DanniLuxgarbe, @snowonabeachinhawaii, @TheDreadPirateMontoya, @TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople, @Bobmonkey07, @DakotaWolf, @Twitchanov, @Rayxzerox, @brandonblk, @SyntheticReindeer, @justinc112, @se24990, @JanglesPrime, @ViktorDrasix, @RyuRichmond, @imaginaryPeppers, @bibendoom, @ratfinkfuck, @Thefrozencrow, @Whatagatabitsuberry, @Lamplord, and @LinwoodLTHR know how to party.

DuckOfDark

Can we say include me in the thing so you know we're excited?

Absolutely. Considering yourself included.

Hello, @ParanoidStalker, @Awkungen, @Harbltron, @thegelatoking, @nrvagntsoleatr360, @JustAnotherLinkInTheChain, @darksniperknight, @SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou, @HarmfullPotato, @PoppyGloriaHarlowLemon, @amop, @DarkwingDuc, @KerrSG1, @SteamingTheCat, @Nobanob, @Pulsecode, @rotzverpopelt, @CycloneSP, @acme64, @SprinklesMckitten, @furt77, @hellagaynugget, @urvinelaguna12, @MasterMookie, and @Rovylern. Are you there?

Good [morning/afternoon/evening], @SchrodingersDictator, @DuckOfDark, @suffyr, @DM3ntia, @CrispyPyjama, @JeffGriffin, @ChrisWise, @SejsbbkkrsNjjssJtdfnj, @EVILtheKAT, @OakForestAudioGuy, @anirri, @aliaysonfire, @AxellTheDragon, @Ornoth, @dragon1freak, @ItsaMoi, @ShoemakerThe, @StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore, @NorseSauKatt, @Shaows, @Inglonias, @TheOnlyPtylerdactyl, @Andreas99100, @butthumperskunk, and @lolitsmike. I hope your various timezones are treating you well.

The Galactic Network is trying to reach @EggFooYung, @Tempus95fugit, @Freakscar, @BuckBoost, @BenGoodal, @CloacaDeepInADragon, @sharK11, @WallyMLG, @DoorbyTheHouseShelf, @EntropyReign, @Peynus, @WingCraftian, @Laanuei, @aproperspatula, @WoeToHice, @ThisPleasesZulthar, @darkninja2992, @mikeyMN, @davinci2084, @porpoiseoflife, @Green11ndys, @TL10, @DotNull, @joelataupe, @OmegaJP7, @a14g8cxD, @FukcTedCruz, and @TrichomeBandit.

porpoiseoflife

Oh, definitely include me in the thing. I love your th...

Wait. That almost came out really wrong. But still include me in the thing.

I will take it in the spirit meant.

Hope you're still here, @IonicPopcorn, @muhvitus, @lilasian1992, @LTCmdrTomDodge, @ChrisTouf, @IUpvoteFuturama, @glovedude, @LincLoud, @TheHawkRules, @CorswainOfTheFirst, @OmegaKamidake, @iancarry, @Lazengann, @KarouLilliehook, @MastrBaker, @tantallous, @ThePastmaster, @ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler, @Typhon2727, @SkepticMech, @SirRichardOfHead, @sulkiercloud218, @hornyt2k5, @Denvercoder09, @ZetsuLive, and @Cilvaa.

If it isn't @cousteau, @CorydorasAfavorplease, @ItHappenedInThe20thCentury, @ILovedUnicornsFirst, @Adsma826, @TheEntireScottishNavy, @mobileimgurlags, @dietluigi, @TheBasementNerd, @exhaustedpidgeon, @Areliae, @KingXizor, @VibratingNipples, @angrytaco, @TheGreatFoxarelli, @hwatL4bloopy, @Vakkeran, @tdawgcatfish, @IBuiltAFreakingArk, @iPostDogs, @TheRealWhaleLord, @DreadZeppelin, and @AsianLeprechaun.

I hope you're still here, @Morsalbum, @peecs, @darthinebriated, @evilpumpkin97, @404namecantbefound, @OliverClothesoff70, @yesallthegoodnamesweretaken, @SomeDetroitGuy, @Marioplex, @SteamGoblin, @WordBearer12, @WanderingWithoutADestination, @BigRCG, @AShartInTheWind, @SpecialAgentSkully, @NewUsernameWhoDis, @ArchangelTitus, @VeganFeministFlatEarther, @Sleepysummoner, @GodTurkey, @proracing53, @snewthedew, and @RogueEwok.

I know you're there, @Duraxis, @Midgarmerc, @BioZombieActive, @ColoradoGirrl, @Valleyofwaves, @faradaywage, @Mackeroy, @JohnBluehill, @rindala, @LuminousViolet, @NZSheeps, @Sarah6race, @Alfadorfox, @mecalise, @PlayingNiceForOnce, @throwawayBert, @SmolTenk, @batmanbumantics, @WestChief378, @littlegaymeows, @PuppyGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff, @Gymfrank918, @MadameCleo, @TinySnek, @rusrsdude, and @GoodChange. Or I think you are.

Just popping in to say hello to @Bacxaber, @tarnok, @sweetpeanjake365, @tallandartsy, @harryGiraffeDriver, @bassios, @LetumComplexo, @WolfofEdensGate, @CoBr2, @leelasonegianteyeball, @BraveTatsu, @Nishmole, @TheUnderscoreSamminAter, @NicodemusJordan, @borderlandsman, @Dombieman, @therealbessica, @suicidemedic, @drduffer, @holymanbatbatman, @teakasaurus, @yellwfever, @ilhares, @AeternalDreamer, and @CaptainCaptObvious.

Bacxaber

👉😎👉

Hello, @SkeleyTorrington, @toxictoadfrog, @CognosNerd, @sehven, @Tankgirl79, @EatsBees, @4EverWaz, @sunnysloth, @PrincessDaystar, @Taazar, @jengelke, @NotmyUsername2000, @Foxcross, @TrueNorthernLights, @hetjr, @supremecheesehoffinator, @friendsofsandwiches, @riplikash, @LeeeB, @myf10, @AmyLynn1998, @Peddler32, @NotTinyPancakes, @thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook, @ImSoOffended, and @BenMayhew!

hetjr

Present!

SkeleyTorrington

Well howdy

Greetings fellow traveler.

This transmission is for @DidCatchABreak, @IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer, @FnordGallop, @ZMan9001, @wazeewa, @AkinoMew, @sailordeleon, @PeakExponent, @Onlyhereforthelaughs, @swordofblaze, @KingMush, @weaselodoom, @Zedd990, @MustardDuck, @streetrat64, @PossiblyATank, @jojobac, @LokiOfAsgaard, @BeachsideBarghest, @AcidZebra73, @edgeman, @mugsyotoole, @GeneralWho, @Briqs, @WyldeFishPop, @arok, and @tempestfoxthree. Please come in.

BeachsideBarghest

Reading you loud and clear!

I hope you're around here somewhere, @TallGuyWithAHoodie, @TerribleBaconMistake, @TellusEidolon, @thefreckledfox, @GoblinFleeingWithPants, @NomDeImguerre, @RedReaper217, @Cebrail, @AnApologeticCanadian, @r0n1n777, @SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss, @pxlphile, @jennym123, @ButtNoodleBandit, @MathiasTolerain, @VanDerGroot, @Applepotamus, @bluebomber84, @AgentDucky42, @PirateRubberDuck, @CassandraCat, @MINIMVM, and @Ferlin7.

You belong here, @Rignak, @Naxtoof, @Ladyabbeyquinn, @54dad, @dragonsluvtacos, @daemonicapathy, @Hanska01, @iRtehHachi, @Katlamos, @122andan8th, @timmargh, @CommanderShitFace, @dabbycats, @TannerSR, @WireHairLongDoggie, @LittleDragon, @eodtalley, @Jackry33, @DrPepper523, @Vonmonj, @thebluestlily, @Sycotichabits, @MaryAlicexoxo, @Xendrash, @ThatCanadianViking, @insertwittyremarkherelater, and @DrShrinker.

DrShrinker

122andan8th

Ooooh, yes, this is excellent news!!

5 hours ago |

foxdaemon

Here's to @EmberBlush, @MinxyJinx, @ElbowDeepInAHorse, @Vallete, @eidod23, @DarkAshelin, @Tarlon, @GenesisNynja, @Skymureaux, @Anonaru, @ASongOfPissAndFarts, @Gayforbae, @hc2899309, @MistoKat, @Onsvaltti, @NBbubblegum, @methaiasgrey, @teknoanimal, @AmHumanNotLizardMan, @Questionmorality, @upthehillandtotheright, @RaisltinsMaleLover, @lovit487, @dogestyle, @Tillyness, @jester787, @DzikoB, and @Morg729.

I have a good feeling about @PieceOtoast, @trigonman3, @Nugarwrites, @ExpendableTestPilot, @ThisIsAFruitlessEndeavor, @SpanishMatlock, @nahlej, @LoveTriscuit, @GlassSword, @Thud2, @lowponytaillife, @zenoshogun, @ryo0hki, @LogarithmicRhinoceros, @theGildedDanMan, @RicheTheBuddha, @BlindGardener, @tarkus10, @dafunkhole, @CatofMelbourne, @aimanti, @DragonlordCarter, @FluffyTheFluffyDog, @redorkulator, and @jackalope2196.

A special thanks to @Lostcause103, @SerenePrincess013, @Drakon2k2, @ObsidianMirror, @SpitMatt, @MasterRaziel, @SilvanOrion, @ITellBadPuns, @nerdbridge, @Lollooooo, @Jekyllsgone, @ASDFFDSAASDFASDF, @Varnna, @KismetCrew, @Shen22, @Tiaan6366, @headcloudmonkey, @ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult, @Castriff, @CosmosSteve, @GodkingLamp, @BuffaloKnight, @test616, @halkeye, @DocTanner, @zekybomb, and @BritishBenzene. You know why.

I hope this is relevant to your interests, @somebodythatyouusetoknow, @DiabloD3, @crazyspelling, @MyCakeDayOnlyComesOnceEveryFourYears, @TheSmallRougeOne, @kittykat25909, @Looshora, @Einstein9073, @PurzaDragon, @tetsuothecat, @Lonetengu, @Dracon27, @jridley, @RPhoenix, @vsxlarkdyn, @ValidGirthCertificate, @KungFuAnimeJesus, @whiteyeti, @onionninjas, @celestedrake, @agonarch, @IThoughtIdComeUpWithABetterUserNameThanThis, and @viblis.

celestedrake

It is!

somebodythatyouusetoknow

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And of course @nipnopflipflops, @Idsertian, @PTMdragon, @JimmyWalkerTexasRanger, @WyrdDarcnyzz, @ExplodingRobotColon, @SpazzyPrincessPea, @mrshinethediamond, @DoloreMoore, @Srcsqwrn, @OlympicFail, @qtRaven, @Chort26, @MeestowKitty, @DustyBibbles, @Lurking101, @permissiontolosedenied, @kittyMoonWrecker, @RichardCypherRahl, @ChattingTurtle, @OCmathew100, @FluffykinsTheDestroyer, @Minx8, and @HelloItsVio.

You look like you could use a break, @ReallyBadMemory, @steve77777777, @MRNate, @sleepingamongdragons, @Thalaba, @ItsActuallyDavidNow, @AmbroseWaketon, @tanithjackal, @StorytellingSalem, @elcee50, @qwiggles, @WeAreJustDustInTheWind, @fluffmeister, @Zega000, @FatherAlexanderAnderson, @mothmam, @Primaldirectory010, @Lumari, @FatDickSpirit, @Akrilla, @IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes, @EricksonOle, @Jinxlynx13, and @GingerJam23.

@Dragonan, @no1imp12177, @FelineDk, @Goldensands, @LordDiabloeye, @ConstantlyDehydrated, @nothingspringstomind, @Ryebread91, @ImNotAnOrange, @myotheralt, @Charcharm, @PieluverCaolan, @murderhobbit, @whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls, @Kinkyfuck, @ittybittyfunk, @YouTubeRed, @Leithreas, @irondragoon, @HippityDippity, @ProphetOfPhil, @BryanLaserEpee, @Shoot117, and @Keplersshorts, I've been looking for you.

I have a soft spot for @youcantdisappointapicture, @Sm9yCg, @GloriousCoco, @metzger12, @Sassyfrance, @Zeraph000, @Larrimus1, @Steel723, @TheSecondMeme, @fluens, @RexPhantom, @BoredCreep, @JHawkInc, @BeingABotIsRad, @vermonticusmaximus, @CedricDur, @LoudBirb, @LocalZoophile, @itstoodamnearly5am, @Giantmutantcrab, @RocketInTheTailpipe, @Alkuam2, @Jeager7, @elbowdeepinawhateverthatis, @xizar, @tryyshokk, and @MaxweIIhaus. My doctor says it should be fine.

Sending an away team for @Kirkleberryfin, @RenaissanceFaireMan, @BritishMexicanMurican, @wintermute93, @obarey, @Curli187, @Munchman347, @marioUpvoteVillain, @Smigions, @zerotakashi, @DrinkableFootWater, @notrelevantyet, @regregex, @DeathBySwarmOfKittens, @daisydoesit, @Lynkfox, @mouseasw, @LiveB8, @Dorethar, @CameForNatalieDormer, @bradleyo24, @Yayman12312, @millzy38, @RobertfacePlant, @BaronVonCake, and @Dawnpride.

Now including: @DigitalDragon75, @Pasquinel, @boiphamet, @RuthlessRuben, @Mavgurian, @LicensedAdHominem, @Nomad1591, @TVNewsIsBadForYou, @secretdpp, @DaddyYo2, @orangeclay, @Falkh12, @thatlamer, @morrighan42, @MipMop, @atomright2718, @scroobiusgav, @Martecles, @BloodForTheBloodGodsSkullsForTheSkullThrone, @ViscousCousCous, @Finduses, @sardonislamir, @wiggadewah, @shadowlion27, @Nesquik89, and @MrBEC.

I humbly submit this to your attention, @gdex86, @jcbaoth, @SirSpendersHoldenuppdepanse, @Hitsuzen9, @Timsaurus, @Wytch, @philmoregraves, @Dakksys, @Lurkerdraegon, @ProjectorGames, @NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte, @soban, @PianoMan2112, @colourmestupid9041, @knada242, @422000, @CoffeFrank, @bundleofwoodensticks, @simianruler, @Nivvi, @SirRichfield, @FeralSewerPenguins, @TODAYSNUMBERIS, @DistortionWorldGod, @relsky, and @Beleg7.

LittleDragon

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ElbowDeepInAHorse

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The legend!

@YogiBearX51, @Antracia, @twfeline, @theplantladyisabenevolentruler, @pinkevilgirl, @Geebes28, @lurkmoarjono, @drunkcat, @AlexanderElcazorro, @OmikronWeapon, @SmallJim, @Bergman777, @Ceruleansky9, @YeaLikeTheGroundhogPhil, @suvasam, @Buffalord24, @EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson, @Hapsdinersdumpsterfire, @sunfuPandaVillain, @reitza9, @Skipadedodah, @seescoes, @MistLynx, and @VarriksTheLoyal, local hive minds want to meet you.

Now paging @l3lacklagoon, @Junktrunkjunkie, @AnotherPsychologicalDisaster, @themightybaloon, @PHILMnANIMATION, @JustTypeSomethingWitty, @Thungus, @MrHaddock, @Anudderuser, @corvettee01, @Gorglax9, @kearneyboy9442, @Redheadsleepyhead5, @mish7765, @ZombeyHepburn, @LifewithLauren, @AnotherLazyBastard, @meisa1291, @cadpig, @noodleslurper, @MicentennialBan, @ChairmanMittens, @OwlGirl64, @ColdestOne, and @Vaylon. Please respond.

And how about @ArmoredWanderer, @zerogenix, @StarlightElena, @JohnnyUtahraptor, @tehBupp, @CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist, @3Davideo, @tibris, @kezzels, @Nimitz007, @TotallyNotASnail, @Rushi0, @seentoomuchdeath, @Izblith, @4vie, @ObliqueRay, @Painkiller1020, @saucerman, @reclusivegiraffe, @wolfman492, @BearsDontCare, @BaronXot, @TheUnnamedPoet, @TheHuntedSnark, @Teaelf, @Roguetamer, @bruudwin, and @Xiuhtocatl? Still here?

zerogenix

StarlightElena

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@TheFastpaws, @AnonOmis1000, @Temyari, @anneboleynfan1, @Araknifobia, @FuckingTurtleBear, @ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem, @DIINKELBERG, @TheAxeNinja, @DmNerd, @SpaceEagle63, @playingwithknives, @Existed, @vinny8boberano, @Lokolfreak, @thembitchesbewitches, @BaconSave, @SpecialContainmentProcedures, @Belowthebridge, @TroubleBehaving, @moreSaucePlease, @Wrenshimmers, @Bystandr, and @Lobsterandcrab101, I've been thinking about you.

Always support your work!

TheAxeNinja

You can't get rid of me!

playingwithknives

Love your work!

Have you checked your sanitation station warranty lately, @Euclid11010, @CorvidPrime, @bearnet, @PrincessLeliana, @fancyass, @GeneralBuzzkil, @Passion4Pets4Life233, @Mighty1, @Sothisonetimeinhell, @wulfricthewhite, @AssistedLivingDracula, @ZakuMaster, @kagome2430, @unableraven, @eastithoughtyousaidweest, @Teasaurus, @Ashokaaa, @Snowdemoman, @JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle, @Dragoro2022, @Ghiblilover09, @BobberAnne, @SaintAnarchy, and @SirSpiffyDijelos?

How about you, @Thegreenestthumb9, @MrBananahat, @Speakersxeno, @GrassssssssTastesBad, @Higure, @lightningirl12, @leifanator, @keaoli, @TheLesserOfTwoWeevils, @musicaljinx, @DiceyBusiness, @theeAndikrist, @KsuviKhor, @PhiraDelia, @dbohanon475101, @Iridescent09, @Snowman25, @DrRad, @SharkInARatSuitWithAnxiety, @SophieClockwise, @LokiShinigami, @Taalii, @StevenFarmer, @WellhowdidIgethere, and @compfreak530? How's that day going?

Snooj

Please keep me included in the thing. I love the thing.

Wondering where @Thundersharts, @Attewir, @N00k, @scamp314159265, @captainbenji, @eem5, @ZanaFromMars, @cyberJapeMaker, @AprilSpectrum, @AdrocThurston, @fancygiraph, @ginjuri, @TheGreenPsych, @SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn, @NukeWolf, @Saelael, @onceuponatimeButNotToday, @DwiinK, @WherePoetryComesToDie, @1maGoh12, @OhhhHamletHamletHamletHamlet, @metalrulercid, @woxlimischief, and @Justzissguy have got to.

The following people are great: @IITrashPandaII, @unluckyandbored, @aethereal11, @TKpotato, @CptRobotNinja, @tbmchristopher, @Coldin, @IDoNotWantAnAccount, @pdxdwaeji, @Rakoth, @WarlockSniper, @ReelPoop, @Pacifisticuffs, @f3n1x187, @Mokelzwerg, @tboles1231, @ke0bqa, @HamburgerHelper2022, @Dontstickthatinyourbutt, @iceynyo, @videryai23101, @Philosopherott, @CaptainJackSbarro, @AtsaMattaForMe, @athenstripes, and @Schuhsohle.

CptRobotNinja

You too are great

Still holding out hope that @CarbonNight, @Bralyan, @Scahrossa, @MrWinstonSmith, @anzitus, @RowenMorland, @AlphaKenneyBody, @LEOLEMONS, @jesusisherelookbusy, @Awmph, @usernamesarenotcomments, @PurrPaul, @optimisticredshirt, @InspiringBadger, @beardslyyt, @DurendaI, @greggyMagnet, @MatchaKitsune, @j1m32a, @Trimule, @popejubal, @ClaudeKenny, @OddlyParanoid, @YioPanda, @D4RK3CH0, @SmokyDoggg, and @twentysevendifferentthings are still here...

MatchaKitsune

That's so exciting!! Congratulations and wishing you all the best with your creative galactic adventures!

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