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Better half surpirsed me with cake and kiddie cocktails!
Feb 1, 2018 12:41 AM
suckmyjagg0n
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Better half surpirsed me with cake and kiddie cocktails!
jgordon71jg12
One day is a miracle. You are awesome!! Congrats.
DoublevBomb
I'm confused as to whether OP is her, or the camera person. She doesn't look like she'd have a jaggon...
idrinkcheapbeer
Did you get sober when you were 14?
Dadof4
2 years? All at the same time?
WillJeSuis
"Let's celebrate this achievement with a drin-"
shawshankredikdown
Great job op. Keep it up. Wait everytime a woman says that to me it does the opposite. Break a leg?
MikeTornado
Damn...how old were you? 7?
ashkbye
Congrats on the birthday! I’m 6 months in and counting. It’s beautiful
CuriousG2002
Congrats! 25 days in myself
stimpsonjcatt
No selfies for u!
MichelleCopley
WTG!!
rvcaptn
some peeps suggestion she looks young I started drinking at 12 and some people just look younger than they are
Panchothebrave
You look great. Keep trudging.
TimeForPlanB
I made it all week without masturbating where’s my fucking cake?!
calichillionaire
TimeForPlanB
that didn’t happen - me
blooregardqkazoo
"I use to drink and then I drank too much and had to stop. That surprises people b/c I don't look like someone who used to do anything."
blooregardqkazoo
- John Mulaney
Sprinx
- Michael Scott
imherefor2things
calichillionaire
This is how you drink.
yellowbird22
Just hit my one year on the 25th! Congratulations????????
jackattackkk
Congrats!! My 2 years is on the 16th! Keep it up!!
dnusc09
Details??
MakeAWishFoundationAlum
Great that you've found a new porpoise.
rugmiem
eliot9697
She doesn’t look old enough to have been an alcoholic and then sober for two years.
ihateimgurffs
You obviously didn't live in Croatia then. My two cousins were being cured for alcoholism at the age of 8...
itsallinyourmind
How long do you have to be an alcoholic? She’s probably like mid twenties, I know people that started drinking at 12...
FeChefImgur
been on imgur since 2013, no comments and this single post ?!
asm80dfa8sdfj
Lurkers
FeChefImgur
Thats some major lurking though !
FeChefImgur
ispendtomuchtimehere
Facebook friend of mine posted 46 years of sobriety. She's 46. What is that even like?
Ryan33
It’s like a lie.
fromdeliverancetown
Enjoy your cake !
flacoloco
Rum Cake!!
B0nerjams03
Rum ham?
CidColetti
Congrats! Clean since 9/22/11, it's a far better way to live.
aFadingMemory
To each their own
CougGrad06
Sugar is the REAL drug
latinsaint
I think you mean high fructose corn syrup! And gmo's!
DreadPierateRoberts
GMO is fine. The other does suck
whatupmyknitters
info on HFCS: http://drhyman.com/blog/2011/05/13/5-reasons-high-fructose-corn-syrup-will-kill-you/ (alarmist title, but still worth reading)
Siritbyar
Woke.
tbltopeviscerator
that's a carrot cake, you're not allowed under the law to hate carrot cake
Flopolopagus
High Fructose Corn Syrup is as bad for your liver as alcohol. Sauce: https://youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM
DuckPlanetKing
It’s only a drug for weak people who’ve had a sheltered life where sugar is the real danger.
Canadoug
Sugar is the worst drug of them all. Congrats @OP, but cut out that sugar and you'll be great.
TheSauceFinder
Thanks for the reminder, HONEY.
Mrviewmont72
Thebabysitter
sugar and caffine is like ebony and ivery
TheRicM
+1 for intentional mispelling style points
ChopSake
I very like sugar
iamthisguy247
The real drug, is the friendship we made along the way.
MyNameIsIForgotMyName
This is very real.
EvanJames
Also the drugs we shared
itsallinyourmind
As someone that has withdrawn from actual drugs, like where you’re lying in a hospital bed sweating and shivering and thinking you’re 1/
itsallinyourmind
going to die; no, begging for death, no, sugar is not the real drug. Sugar is a food, that should be kept in moderation because it’s hyper2/
itsallinyourmind
palatable and easy to over consume, being calorically dense without making you feel full. It’s not a drug though.
rfrostmiles
Reminds me of Jim Gaffigan “You know what’s really addictive? Heroin.”
DangerSmoog
while you're right, I think you may have taken it a bit too personally. I think it might have been more of a comedic comment.
itsallinyourmind
People genuinely do think it’s as addictive as drugs though and they need to realize that their ignorance affects people. It matters. 1/
StankyPankySammich
I mean, it kills a lot of people, from diabetes to just obesity. Heard a doctor actually say diabetes is worse than HIV. Diabetes WILL kill>
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Horrible for the heart
zeuswitanoose
>>and eat your babies. I am telling you folks sugar is da real drug. Stay clean and stay real. Peace out
StankyPankySammich
>>you at some point, yet we can get HIV to be undetectable. Yet, we give our kids candy, soda And juice boxes like crazy.
Superbuds
Sugar kills more than Tobacco. HIV-AIDS deaths don’t even compare.
DarkZalgo
In what way does sugar kill more than tobacco? If it's obesity, can that really be traced back to just sugar and not everything else?
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I'm actually really worried about the destruction I've wrought on my body in my teens and 20s from sugar. I still eat a lot of carbs, 1/
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
2/ but over the past several years (I'm 38 now) I've gone from lowering sugar and consuming diet sodas to now going unsweetened everything.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
3/ I'm concerned that it'll never be enough and that there's some lurking damage that I won't know about until it's too late :/
MacheteBettie
You can test your own insulin responses. You'll be able tell if you're responding healthfully or barely-not-prediabetically.
MacheteBettie
Lifting weights/working out is a great addition to your already much improved lifestyle choices. Helps the body's sensitivity to insulin
DarkZalgo
That doesn't make sense tbh. I can't imagine what lurking problems there could be.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I can't either, which is why it bothers me. It seems like lots of people suddenly get terrible diseases out of nowhere and who knows what 1/
DarkZalgo
I've literally never heard of someone who just suddenly got a terrible disease.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
2/ factors may have contributed.
BattloidKouji
Carrot cake is best cake. Downvote away. Congrats on two years @OP! my bro just had his 5 year last month.
ohdeepthought
Cheesecake is preferable for me but I never say no to a good slice of any cake except fruit that stuff is for display and freezers only.
zamielvanweber
Why would someone downvote carrot cake? It's like zucchini bread that is not obligated to pretend it's healthy.
CidColetti
Agreed.
DaveTheScientist
For some reason my mom was convinced that I love carrot cake, so for my 25th she bought one of those massive cakes from Costco. She was...
DaveTheScientist
very confused when I told that I had, in fact, never really liked it. Ever. But then she and my uncle decided that was the funniest...
DaveTheScientist
goddamn thing ever, so one or both of them will bring me a carrot cake at every single family gathering, laughing their damn heads off.
DaveTheScientist
It's been going on for years now. It may never stop.
zefferoni
I'm allergic to walnuts so it's like a Russian cake roulette for me. But it's so good.
Lauraborealis11
I was the weird kid that had carrot cake bday cakes. Cream cheese icing...mmmmm.... My bdays weren’t popular
probshouldntsayitbut
I woulda gone to your parties for some sweet carrot cake ... then pretended I didn’t know you back at school obviously.
Lauraborealis11
Oh obviously, of course!:)
TheRicM
Carrot cake is my fave. I'm a dude but I'd like to have carrot cake at my wedding. But first I need to propose to her. And also find her
metroluxforever
I've had carrot cake for my birthday every year for 26 years. Most def going to be my wedding cake
TheRicM
This is the best carrot cake story I’ve ever heard. Very awesome!
zamielvanweber
I have an in with a top-tier pro-baker. Invite = connection.
TheRicM
Nah, I want all the tiers to be carrot cake, not just the top one. :D
zamielvanweber
Nice, but she can do that too ;). Submit to the amazing cake.
TheRicM
Cool. And thanks!
dkizzll
My wife and I had carrot cake at our wedding. If people don’t like it, more left over for you.
AFriendToAllDogs
I'm in
TheRicM
CougGrad06
That sure looks like a Vodka and Cran...
NATA5
I've never had that. Literally just vodka and cranberry??
CougGrad06
That's all
smokeandgears
Probably a virgin drink for the physical habits. My wife is 4.5 years sober and her go to is cranberry/sprite when at a function with a bar.
Dadof4
Shhhhh
cyno01
If you add vodka to a Shirley Temple its called a Lindsay Lohan.
oprahslovechild
I thought it had to have coke too? Like instead of the sprite.
onlyonecookie
they look surprisingly like shirley temples