Bringing a marker to life

Aug 12, 2026 8:21 PM

TheCoolDad

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Well, that's it for these pants.

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#NSFW

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This counts as a sex ed video in some states.

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"I blued myself."

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Hmmm, this seems to correlate to something. I just can't think what it is.

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“Stop, you’re gonna make me ink!”

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You beat me there. (pun fully ex... I mean intended.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of marker needs this sort of action?

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fill it yourself paint dauber.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Paint marker. Sauce: I have several

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They're great. They write on anything. Metal, glossy labels, glass, literally anything.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a paint pen, not a marker

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Slower, you slut!

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Um, WHERE are the moderators? SOMEbody needs to keep this smut OFF of this otherwise respectable image sharing site.

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What a pleasure to see how the marker just came 😆

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Slower you slut

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Was that good for you too?

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Perfect on a Friday night

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that little bubble at the end really finished it for me.

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plap plap plap plap plap ***ploop***

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Look who's bragging about lasting the whole video.

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LOL have my upvote

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I laughed my ass off.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Made me go back and look - thank you

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

made me laugh out loud

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everything reminds me of her….

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Oh yes, that's the way I like it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

40 seconds of pumping seems relatable

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"We have *got* to get regular porn back on this website."

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Everything reminds me of her

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Just saying, this also works on me.

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“Slow, then fast, then slow again”
—Marge Simpson
(instructions to Homer J. on whacking day)

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Will you stop screaming. I'm bringing a marker back to life!

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

v

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You're sick. I like you.

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With a 1/32 as many strokes

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Same stroke distance, tho

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