Jan 31, 2020 5:12 PM
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RElGNMAN
This dude’s zone is Nation sized.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
As long as he's cool with it, then good for them, i guess.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
No! We must rage against perceived celibacy!
Revnis
TheBelcherKids
scooterthepolluter
The boy being named "Sloan" did not help my initial comprehension of this story.
MagicOrpheus310
That name makes me think of a road with a slight gradient, like it should be the technical road term for a small hill, dont know why
nrthunderman
Loan, slope, lome, all feed into sloan. Just a guess.
PleaseNotTheFace
Civil Engineer here. I agree with this and will do what I can to begin implementing it into our field.
joejerryronnie
I immediately pictured Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
nosoupfourewe
Sloan dear!
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
And what a lovely picture she was
mikeextreme
RF2019
same
andychristman2000
LompHoofd
billyrayvalentine
Perfect response
TehDude333
aaronx88
Chris Weidman at the end.
DankusKahn
I chose this guys dead wife
wraith3
Is that the girl that was on a US Big Brother? Forgot the name.
wnxkrayzie
Dadzoned?
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
that would implied they had sex at least once. "unclezoned" maybe
rickchurianmortydate
LudicrousSpeeedGo
myfingerpoints
?1
aluckygrl13
luciferousthefallen0
I am glad the kid found a father figure, if they are happy, thats their deal. I hope they both get what they need out of whatever it is.
Steefffan
c'mon now.
When even Obama is like WTF you know you fucked up.
laton
Obligatory "Thanks Obama!"
BeesKneesJohanson
Zzonk
Why not? I celebrate diversity.
Angrymechanic
Quick everyone, make snap decisions on other peoples lives while only having seen one post. Go go faster, do it now!
eigeress
Maybe they are really content being friends. Not everything has to be 'zoned'.
mity0k23
I mean, the love for/of a child is a special thing, and kids are more than simple extensions of their parents. Hope they’re all happy.
Shuey
Haha this sounds like her friend ?? you goin out with a couple guys too? Passing it off as friendzoneing?
Nah, dawg. Too busy fucking your mom. ?????☺️??☺️????? ☺️?? ???☺️????
jegustaeau
Lucky lady.
Sometimes she really is, when I’m feeling kind and generous.
Macules
FAILEDattempttostartaslowclap
What a great guy!
n0n53n53
maybe he's perfectly happy with this. Maybe he is best friends with her but doesn't want to date her and love the kid anyway?
Shawnthegirl
She never said either of them was single, and saying partner could mean she's a lesbian.
LoudBirb
So many people in the comments judging with barely any context, calling the girl evil and the guy weak. Judgy gossips, the lot of them.
Inkliest
I personally found the wording kinda awkward but I mean that’s my problem not theirs. I hope they’re both happy n it’s working for them!
Nihiladrem1
Word. Maybe the dude is ace, or poly or just plain a dude who wants to be a dad.
Poiszyn
FINALLY! I had to dig for a comment like this. How sad is that ? The FB comments on this post are truly disgusting
LadyOkamy
Yay, finally found a comment that's not automatically assuming that this is a situation that could never work.
It would never work if you follow ultra traditional relationship norms. Thankfully that toxic shits fading fast.
asplenium
blessedboi
I want to believe that the dude also jsut wants to be friends, but sadly I am not naive enough.
RumbleNtheJungle
He might. likely he’s acting more like an uncle than a dad. And has no interest in dating a single mom.
ThanksIHateThis
Be honest though. That's very unlikely... Count the number of scenarios where a man is co-parenting a child that isn't his and subtract>
the number of instances where the man has NO romantic interest in the woman... not including sibling situations, that number is very high...
Honestly though I think it’s more likely she just misused the term dad. And he’s just a good friend that’s been there for her and her
Daughter and they aren’t actually co parenting.
A lot of the comments here , like this one, basically state men only want one thing. I think men deserve more credit than that.
I am a man, and we really don't.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
100% they fuck. Sometimes.
shoopi12
There is no such thing as a guy who just wants to be friends with a hot girl. Like, if the girl would offer to have sex, the guy would agree
Those two things are not mutually exclusive
rococosbasilisk
Are you friends with her in hope that she will? Bc personally there are very few people I would t fuck if offered
924Carrera
Yeah I think that is the key. I agree that several of my female friends are attractive to me, but I know that option will never be on the 1/
table and yet I'm their friend regardless. 2/2
The other part is do you treat them like friends or like people you’ll hope will date you? Like if you’re paying for shit for them regularly
Plaird
Fucking is not the same as a relationship
skruttet
That's just not true. Not all men are dicks. And I say that as a former hot girl (I'm old now) and a feminist.
I don't think it has anything to do with being dicks. Just basic attraction and human nature - assuming both sides are single of course.
FinnTHuman
I believe some of my male friends (and some female) friends would not say no to an offer. If that never happens, we are still friends.
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Promethianfire
You sound like a nice friend
Shewy92
This is fake, right? RIGHT?!
theyar
Most likely yes. It's red pill bait.
tarataqa
It's on Imgur. Of course it's fake.
LizardSphereX
[deleted]
Skywalker2416
Post implies he isn’t. She says when he finds the right woman
IJustWantedToChimeln
asianmilkspray
That’s just one way love.
Heavenissize17socks
The tragedy here is the time they're spending with each other *could* be spent with the *right* one for each of them.
redpandabanana
Yuuuup.
y2sub
Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth buddios the unwise?
Does Imgur not acknowledge poly or ace relationships yet?
I don’t even think they can acknowledge friendship
This clearly isn't that because a) she's not asexual, and b) if it was poly, she wouldn't be so dismissive of their intimate partnership by>
Referring to him as her "best friend"... This is most likely a much more prevalent relational situation known as "stinging someone along".
I don’t see how that’s stringing since she said best friend which is pretty clearly not potential lover.
Why is it stupid ? Because this young man took on the role as a father figure ? There is an aunt in my family, similar situation and she is
A blessing for that little girl. The father and the aunt are very close and just friends. The roles are reversed here and everyone just
Assumes he is playing dad to get in her pants ? Kinda harsh and stereotypical
Where do I begin? It's stupid for a few reasons: 1. The likelihood of this being a platonic relationship and Co-parenting situation without>
ANY romantic ties from one side or the other is slim (not impossible, just unlikely). 2. Even IF the guy was truly just in it for platonic >
reasons, I find it weird that he would want to be considered her dad for no reason. Not saying he is a freak, but I don't know he's not. >
3. No woman that I have ever tried to date refers to a man as a "best friend" more than once in one conversation or message unless >
MarcelZenner
Does anyone ever consider, that guys in the "friend zone" actually might just want to be friends?!
RocMage
No
clutchthepearls
Not the general population of men, no.
So men and women can’t be friends. Why do you call it a friend zone then if you’re not even friends.
So for men and women to be considered friends, you have to raise their kids! Hey, I can do the same thing you just did!
A women doesn’t want to fuck , you’re friend zoned ? But you’re saying general populace of men can’t be friends. Y call it a Friend zone
You're only in the friend zone if she doesn't want you, but you want her. It's possible for men to not want every woman.
No way the same thing at all. Obviously just went right over your head
Kavrae
Comments on here are judgmental as fuck.
You should see the comments on the FB post. It’s just as bad
arcenlapin
1. It’s really sad actually. You see the people who obviously have relationship/boundary issues. Whether it’s the story or not, there isn’t
2. anything wrong with him helping/having a presence because they have a friendship. But that’s just so far-fetched.
I would help any of my friends raise their kids if they ended up in a situation where they needed it.
MoschopsUK
There is some weird obsession in these comments with... I don't even know what? Women are only for fucking, not for being friends with?
QuickGoogleSearch
Apparently sex (past, present, or future) has to factor into why a man ever has a positive relationship with a child.
No, the problem is that this will end badly. If the guy does get serious with another women, she’s not going to be cool with this setup.
So he either lives a miserable, lonely life or crushes the dreams of a child.
Did she tell you that ?
StellarJay77
Not nearly enough information to make that judgement. You're projecting a lot of assumptions there.
EarlGreyOrDeath
I'd say helping someone raise a kid is quite a few steps beyond "being friends."
True. But do you think this guy is actually helping raise this girl or just there for both of them.
No not really, people forget we used to communally raise our kids until the idea that the nucular family unit was the norm.
Those communities were close knit family groups that knew each other for generations, not random best friends from middle school.
Xodus2kX
Then how does one become "close knit" now? Societal structures have changed, so why not choose someone who was your middle school bestie?
SnossedAndLost
Who would be interested in dating either of them when they'e in a situation like this lol
persianBull
Depends what u mean by date. U mean sleep with her while another guy provides emotional and child support? Ya that would suck....
SamuthNBS
Some of her pixels look quite cute so
LokiShade
The type of guy that would make a baby with her.
RayWould
Someone will always date her...guys don’t care about that as much as long as they can get what they want out of the relationship...
MaddMatter
Who hurt you?
Definitely somebody...not to say I would date her, but if a female is attractive somebody will give her a chance no matter how toxic she is.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
This is truly one of the great maxims of life. Applies to men too
Razblaze
*future conversation* Is this your dad. Yes. Is this man your dad too? Yes. And what about this man is he your dad? Yes. *looks at mother*
wookieetaint
I'm sure she does okay.
jwax33
Maybe he's gay?
Homosexualsaregay
Read the text
I didn't say he was out :P
mysticalflamingo
That's his escape route out of friendlandia
TheDee
Can't date her because he's always going to be the SO. Can't date him because he clearly lacks genitalia.
jakisall
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Oh fuck, that made me laugh really hard! Thank you!
Grizy
From the 7 pixels i see she's pretty fucking hot and there's always someone ready to date for just that.
To be faaair he could legit be gay. And or he knows not to stick dick in stupid
MikkelFox
He could be asexual...
UncharacteristicallySalted
"I hope one day he finds a woman..."
SpaceCadet02
Why do you assume she's smart? And/or he told her.
furt77
I could totally date her. She has a free babysitter that will listen to all her bullshit so I don't have to.
summershank
Savage
robertelbmx
chad
ceramicpear
My sister is in an unconventional relationship. I don’t understand it, but it works for them.
LindyGrim
Define unconventional
kodiak931155
doesntmatter
Adjective, meaning not conventional
"But that's not important right now!"
Underrated comment
namelessone
Contrary to virtually everyone in this comments section, I think this is completely fine. You can be coparents without being together.
Yeah...if you are the biological father.
DiracsDelta
I figure that if they are happy, good for them. No judgement.
Yes. As long as everyone feels good about it, then why not?
Brucecori2
Its not just the coparenting thing. Lot of imgurians just dont think a man and woman can be friends without some sexual motive from the guy.
Yeah, folks are vocal enough to suggest they don’t know what they’re talking about. Do you have experience here?
Not personally, but I've seen many divorced parents being lovely coparents without being together. I don't think this is very far.
My friend's "dad" was from Big Brother Big Sister. Also, godparents often take on parenting roles in these situations.
It takes a village... the more involved loving adults in a child’s life, the better the outcome for the child.
ontarioOT
He's not a parent though. So it's not even coparenting.
He is a parent. Not biological, sure, but he is raising her.
KerkylasOfAndros
Try to hold that on court if (notice i didn't said when) things go sour...
True. That is a problem. Doesn't mean he isn't a coparent, though.
Non biological parents can get awarded custody if it’s in the best interest of the child. Her post is evidence in support of that claim.
coopeBugRunner
You can tell they are all idiots by the names
LariCheltsy
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
I think only an idiot would say people are idiots based on names that aren't common where theyre from. The world has more than America in it
36roentgen
Nah man, the American news clearly says American is the only relevant country in the world! /s
Dang it i only get subpar news from multiple sources none of the good stuff from America... I guess I'm stupid now http://i.imgur.com/Blv2f.
Maybe Sloan's parents were huge fans of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
TrixNStix
And by the way they dress - who goes backpacking naked, I mean really
practicallyperfect
Haha. On holiday in Fiji, returning from snorkelling we were met at our burre and told we were being evacuated due to a tsunami warning 1/
We grabbed our backpacks, cash/passports/phones, water, some warm clothing and put on walking shoes. We met at the boat to evac the 2/
island, and our neighbours, still in their swim gear and flip flops, had brought a bag of chips and camera. We had to hike up a mountain, 3/
and (not surprisingly) they whinged the whole way. Luckily the tsunami didn’t happen, but I always wonder how they would have managed if 4/
CoolHandRK
Everyone on the Appalachian trail on summer solstice. Its naked hiking day.
kepattRunner
Yes maybe but not in drugstore flip flops lol
Icyfirebolt
Hosanna is Hebrew for save, rescue, or savior.
RackhamTheRed
Did she get her from a shelter?
EdumamacationUSay
Hosanna asked you?
Weird, because I speak Hebrew and Hosanna isn't a word in Hebrew - at least not one that I know of. Is it spelled like this? הוסנה?
I am aware
TheRicM
Hi aware, I'm dad
So is sloan
PoopholeAintALoophole
Cthulhuchooseyou
So what makes the name "an idiot"?
checkcheckheyhey1212
Why wouldn't she be ok with this, if he isn't then it's on him for not bringing it up or getting out long before the attachment.
SexualConsent
Yeah, it's just so sad...
It is sad that people doubt l don't speak up and look out for themselves
Josefbugman1543
I mean, sometimes he could just be a friend who is helping her raise a kid. Y'know that sometimes happens? People aren't always DTF.
Occam's Razor
That's what I was thinking. People take on parenting roles all the time. Ex: my friend had a father-figure through Big Brothers Big Sisters.
Skuggen
It can be hard to imagine someone with a very different mindset from your own. Now consider imgurians...
Okay that is extraordinarily valid.
They're both to blame. He's let himself be a doormat in his delusion she'll change, and she is blatantly using him for her own selfishness.
How can you assume all of that over one post? You speak as if you personally know them. What gives you that impression ? Personal experience
Or all women are just the same.
Yeah, you're not painting me into that corner to feel better about yourself. I'm long term happily married.
ArgJargon
It's not selfishness if she is clueless, it's ignorance.
I'm not saying that she is, I just also do not know that she isn't.
She intentionally keeps referring to herself as available, and he her "friend". She knows.
I said 'if' for a reason. I stand by it, but if forced to pick whether I thought she knew or not... well, c'mon for fucks sake.
amipsycho
conjecture, conjecture, conjecture
Steffn
It could also be him who has said that he only wants to be friends.
That true. It's highly highly likely a lie, but he definitely could've said it.
That kind of freaks me out, he just wants to raise her daughter ?! Man I don’t know
He just wants to be friends, likes the kid and since she hasn't a father he's willing to take that role.
I guess I’ve watched to many Chris Hansen dateline specials not have some doubts. Am I a bitter old man?
brobot
He’s not merely in the friend zone, he bought property and moved his whole life to Budsburg, Friendsylvania.
AnonymousNPC10
Unless he's a pedo...
Deletingmypastandfuture
NotABadLookingNarcissist
That’s my cue to close Imgur, best comment I’m gonna see today. +1
Melancholy69
He did it. He's reached Ultra Frenstinct
crimpitdown9001
Bigemedic
I truly, deeply wish there was a better way to celebrate “Budsburg, Friendsylvania”.
Fleaofpain
herbertferdinand
I think they changed it back to Budsburgh, with the scottish spelling of "burgh" with an "H" instead of the German "burg" , in 1911
RonnieKielbasa
Correct. It was changed by the federal government to Budsburg in 1891 and the "H" was reinstated in 1911.
Tortfeas0r
Where he is now mayor by unanimous consent of the electorate
1mshadowbanned
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
LegendaryKatman
... that's it. You win... I'm done for today.
lordtzar
I laughed so hard some noodles came back up and I choked. My dog is very concerned.
meatpopsicleinurmenge
Long live the Kings of Friendzone circa Friendzonia !!!!
DarkestHappyTime
He's gay.
vagimite
This post needs to be immortalised
ThatTransformersDude
narniasreal
JoeT85
Maybe Sloan (who the fuck names a guy that?) needs a friend his own mentality. Cred to him for the kid, but ... *cringe*
Member when Todd was “friend zoned” by princess Caroline and ended up platonically raising her kid with her? What a beta cuck, amiright?
Cattywhompus4
This comment. . . This comment deserves a got dayum award!
lovehandlesmessiah
Hades not my boyfriend.
woodRunner
Gave me a good laugh reading this lol.
futuresponge
.
andwings2go
Still not as bad as the guy who got friendzoned so hard that he was on the news
KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
FallingStar7669
Not even. I'd say he's died and gone to Palhalla.
whatdoyouthinkthinkaboutitjustthink
And it just got better
FoxyNikka
Even brobot approves
ModerateSaiyan
Only to be reincarnated to Buddy McCompanionson
OnionCutter
Mrw I get this fast into this thread
toomuchtunerfish
That is so fucking clever, I love it and I love you.
Kumonryu42
Holy shit, this is amazing
Ultratone85
This comment is best comment
oshodatwan
Dis mothafucka ded
Zippla
Maybe he's gay.
IAmTheNewOne
It was a nice dream
ImSilverTongue
Maybe it's Maybelline
potentiallyunsafe
"find a woman"
Closet gay?
macpall
I’ve been there before, I wouldn’t recommend
TheFlamingAngel
My boyfriend used to be in my friend zone. He got out by loving me when I felt unlovable. He’s the best, and is still my best friend.
MrStealUrMeme
How many times did you tell your previous boyfriends to not worry cause he "just a friend"?
I didn’t have any.
bigek85
For a second there I thought you meant you had slept with her and wouldn’t recommend.
JediMasterBain
The only way to wash away the shame is to share it with strangers on the internet brother.
TDJellyman
Story time
veryfakemod
So I'm hanging this chick right? And all of a sudden I get teleported to friendsylvania
.... Autocorrect will send me to prison... Duck!
KawaNyx
Someshithead241
What if they are roommates or he is just a good friend who wants to hone his dad skills and has no romantic interest in her? Jesus fuck.
woodenbadger
I scrolled through all the comments. There sure are a lot of shitty judgmental assholes on here.
Shitty bitter and projecting assholes more like. Only 'nice guys' believe the friendzone truly exists.
maathimself
I want to believe that, but look at the pics. The post has 3 pics, and the kid is only in 1.
Being a friend is a thing you know.
Im sure thats what he tells himself.
you dont have to want to fuck someone to be nice to them
ingelri
But you should be if you're gonna be the father of their child. And even then, lol no thanks.
HamishHamilton0
So acting like a husband without husband privileges, is just being 'nice'? Smh
A husband and a father arent the same
One is implied in the other.
Because imgurians dont believe a man and woman can be friends. Apparently any relationship w/ a woman is useless if you're not fucking them.
dmelt253
Then that would make him an uncle at best. Dad's and mom's that are still in "relationships" tend to sleep in the same bed
Reality check: if a guy is in a relationship like this, filling the place of a dad, he's spent years hoping to get some love in return.
Harsh truths. "Nuh-uh, my BFF isn't interested in me and we do things like this!" 99.999% sure he wants to nail you, lady.
Aaaah they don’t do they ? Well they sure like to use the term “friend zoned” a lot. Not really friend zoning if you’re not friends huh. Lol
Of course men can be just friends with a woman. But generally speaking it's because she's unattractive or uninterested. Sex is pretty (1)
much always on the table unless one of you decides it isn't. And doing things like this (and looking at her) likely means she decided so.(2)
You live a sad life if you've never had a female friend. But it's not unsurprising based on all of that.
I have plenty of them. I either want to have sex with them or I don't. There's many factors that decide if I did, will, didn't, or won't.(1)
My man, she's calling the guy her son's dad. The absolute state of you creatures.
Honestly I'm more frustrated by the comments calling her a bitch and him a moron. Dude could just be helping his single mom friend. There's
this assumption on imgur that guys are only motivated by sex. Idk how guys aren't offended by being diminished to horny trolls.
We're not *only* motivated by sex, but this behaviour certainly supports that it is at least one of his motivations. We are both (1)
Right ? I’m utterly confused about how many comments have an underlying tone of “men only want one thing”. You’re all literally saying
Irishda
It's really sad you can't be friends with women, OP
Schranus
Yes, because that's the point OP is trying to make, you can't be friends with women.
So you'd stop being best friends with someone if they had a kid?
No i wouldn't. Would you stick around for a man who doesn't love you?
Who told you that's what was happening
Yeah, the whole "friendzone" concept is pretty ridiculous
NickRivieraMD
This level of investment is well beyond friendship.
Yeah, it's called being a parent. Maybe he just loves the kid. Men don't have to be fucking a woman to love a child as their own. JFC
He's not the kid's parent. So he made a choice to parent a kid whom he just happens to know. Also, what you see here is more than>
a parenting relationship with the kid. I co-parent my daughter with my ex, and you're not gonna find me giving her piggy back rides.
It's possible what you say, but it's just a lot more likely that a dude this young is 'parenting' the kid secondarily to his rel'p. with mom
Seriously. Maybe this guy has been friends with this girl for years and just wants to help out a single mom friend.
alex5775
Yeah I hate all this "friendzone" shit, this obviously isn't typical, but we don't have enough info to say he's only trying to get into 1/2
her pants. And honestly if he is then fuck him
Wait hold on, she’s a teasing bitch and he’s a cuck lacking in testicles. That is the only available truth.
Yeah REAL men only care about pussy. *does a kick flip to Puddle of Mudd*
Being friends with a woman is one thing, this is on a whole other level. This is like, being a cuck but somehow worse
StrayItalianGreyhound
As a polyamorous person... what's wrong with cuckholding exactly? It's consensual, if everyone's enjoying themselces what's the problem?
But this isn't kinky cucking, this is an insecure dude literally raising the child of another man, while the mother doesn't love him at all.
Communistdoggo
The man is literally raising the child of another dude. Think you had those reversed.
aS a PoLyAmOuRoUs PeRsOn WhAt’S wRoNg WiTh cUcKoLdInG eXaCtLy?
DanFendi
Imagine telling on yourself like this
walltastelikedingkeberries
agree with you but Imgur is stuck on the whole 'if it's not two people with eyes only for each other, than burn it to the ground'
"I helped raised another human being" "lolwahtevercuckbeta". Like, maybe he just wants to help?
Yeah, he devotes his life to raising someone else's kid, for no reward whatever. Right.
wrinklyflute
Some people aren't motivated by only doing good in the world if they think there's a "reward" in it for them. Maybe he's just happy (1/2)
being a positive role model for a kid who's dad didn't step up to the plate. (2/2)
Mister Rodgers would be saddened by this take.
Your first sentence is such a massive oxymoron, it's hysterical and sad
RElGNMAN
This dude’s zone is Nation sized.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
As long as he's cool with it, then good for them, i guess.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
No! We must rage against perceived celibacy!
Revnis
TheBelcherKids
scooterthepolluter
The boy being named "Sloan" did not help my initial comprehension of this story.
MagicOrpheus310
That name makes me think of a road with a slight gradient, like it should be the technical road term for a small hill, dont know why
nrthunderman
Loan, slope, lome, all feed into sloan. Just a guess.
PleaseNotTheFace
Civil Engineer here. I agree with this and will do what I can to begin implementing it into our field.
joejerryronnie
I immediately pictured Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
nosoupfourewe
Sloan dear!
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
And what a lovely picture she was
mikeextreme
RF2019
same
andychristman2000
LompHoofd
billyrayvalentine
Perfect response
TehDude333
aaronx88
Chris Weidman at the end.
DankusKahn
I chose this guys dead wife
wraith3
Is that the girl that was on a US Big Brother? Forgot the name.
wnxkrayzie
Dadzoned?
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
that would implied they had sex at least once. "unclezoned" maybe
rickchurianmortydate
LudicrousSpeeedGo
myfingerpoints
aluckygrl13
luciferousthefallen0
I am glad the kid found a father figure, if they are happy, thats their deal. I hope they both get what they need out of whatever it is.
Steefffan
TehDude333
When even Obama is like WTF you know you fucked up.
laton
Obligatory "Thanks Obama!"
BeesKneesJohanson
Zzonk
Why not? I celebrate diversity.
Angrymechanic
Quick everyone, make snap decisions on other peoples lives while only having seen one post. Go go faster, do it now!
eigeress
Maybe they are really content being friends. Not everything has to be 'zoned'.
mity0k23
I mean, the love for/of a child is a special thing, and kids are more than simple extensions of their parents. Hope they’re all happy.
Shuey
Haha this sounds like her friend ?? you goin out with a couple guys too? Passing it off as friendzoneing?
mity0k23
Nah, dawg. Too busy fucking your mom. ?????☺️??☺️????? ☺️?? ???☺️????
jegustaeau
Lucky lady.
mity0k23
Sometimes she really is, when I’m feeling kind and generous.
Macules
FAILEDattempttostartaslowclap
What a great guy!
n0n53n53
maybe he's perfectly happy with this. Maybe he is best friends with her but doesn't want to date her and love the kid anyway?
Shawnthegirl
She never said either of them was single, and saying partner could mean she's a lesbian.
LoudBirb
So many people in the comments judging with barely any context, calling the girl evil and the guy weak. Judgy gossips, the lot of them.
Inkliest
I personally found the wording kinda awkward but I mean that’s my problem not theirs. I hope they’re both happy n it’s working for them!
Nihiladrem1
Word. Maybe the dude is ace, or poly or just plain a dude who wants to be a dad.
Poiszyn
FINALLY! I had to dig for a comment like this. How sad is that ? The FB comments on this post are truly disgusting
LadyOkamy
Yay, finally found a comment that's not automatically assuming that this is a situation that could never work.
jegustaeau
It would never work if you follow ultra traditional relationship norms. Thankfully that toxic shits fading fast.
asplenium
blessedboi
I want to believe that the dude also jsut wants to be friends, but sadly I am not naive enough.
RumbleNtheJungle
He might. likely he’s acting more like an uncle than a dad. And has no interest in dating a single mom.
ThanksIHateThis
Be honest though. That's very unlikely... Count the number of scenarios where a man is co-parenting a child that isn't his and subtract>
ThanksIHateThis
the number of instances where the man has NO romantic interest in the woman... not including sibling situations, that number is very high...
RumbleNtheJungle
Honestly though I think it’s more likely she just misused the term dad. And he’s just a good friend that’s been there for her and her
RumbleNtheJungle
Daughter and they aren’t actually co parenting.
Poiszyn
A lot of the comments here , like this one, basically state men only want one thing. I think men deserve more credit than that.
blessedboi
I am a man, and we really don't.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
100% they fuck. Sometimes.
shoopi12
There is no such thing as a guy who just wants to be friends with a hot girl. Like, if the girl would offer to have sex, the guy would agree
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Those two things are not mutually exclusive
rococosbasilisk
Are you friends with her in hope that she will? Bc personally there are very few people I would t fuck if offered
924Carrera
Yeah I think that is the key. I agree that several of my female friends are attractive to me, but I know that option will never be on the 1/
924Carrera
table and yet I'm their friend regardless. 2/2
rococosbasilisk
The other part is do you treat them like friends or like people you’ll hope will date you? Like if you’re paying for shit for them regularly
Plaird
Fucking is not the same as a relationship
skruttet
That's just not true. Not all men are dicks. And I say that as a former hot girl (I'm old now) and a feminist.
shoopi12
I don't think it has anything to do with being dicks. Just basic attraction and human nature - assuming both sides are single of course.
FinnTHuman
I believe some of my male friends (and some female) friends would not say no to an offer. If that never happens, we are still friends.
rococosbasilisk
Promethianfire
You sound like a nice friend
Shewy92
This is fake, right? RIGHT?!
theyar
Most likely yes. It's red pill bait.
tarataqa
It's on Imgur. Of course it's fake.
LizardSphereX
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Skywalker2416
Post implies he isn’t. She says when he finds the right woman
IJustWantedToChimeln
TehDude333
asianmilkspray
That’s just one way love.
Heavenissize17socks
The tragedy here is the time they're spending with each other *could* be spent with the *right* one for each of them.
redpandabanana
Yuuuup.
y2sub
Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth buddios the unwise?
jegustaeau
Does Imgur not acknowledge poly or ace relationships yet?
Poiszyn
I don’t even think they can acknowledge friendship
ThanksIHateThis
This clearly isn't that because a) she's not asexual, and b) if it was poly, she wouldn't be so dismissive of their intimate partnership by>
ThanksIHateThis
Referring to him as her "best friend"... This is most likely a much more prevalent relational situation known as "stinging someone along".
jegustaeau
I don’t see how that’s stringing since she said best friend which is pretty clearly not potential lover.
Poiszyn
Why is it stupid ? Because this young man took on the role as a father figure ? There is an aunt in my family, similar situation and she is
Poiszyn
A blessing for that little girl. The father and the aunt are very close and just friends. The roles are reversed here and everyone just
Poiszyn
Assumes he is playing dad to get in her pants ? Kinda harsh and stereotypical
LizardSphereX
Where do I begin? It's stupid for a few reasons: 1. The likelihood of this being a platonic relationship and Co-parenting situation without>
LizardSphereX
ANY romantic ties from one side or the other is slim (not impossible, just unlikely). 2. Even IF the guy was truly just in it for platonic >
LizardSphereX
reasons, I find it weird that he would want to be considered her dad for no reason. Not saying he is a freak, but I don't know he's not. >
LizardSphereX
3. No woman that I have ever tried to date refers to a man as a "best friend" more than once in one conversation or message unless >
MarcelZenner
Does anyone ever consider, that guys in the "friend zone" actually might just want to be friends?!
RocMage
No
clutchthepearls
Not the general population of men, no.
Poiszyn
So men and women can’t be friends. Why do you call it a friend zone then if you’re not even friends.
clutchthepearls
So for men and women to be considered friends, you have to raise their kids! Hey, I can do the same thing you just did!
Poiszyn
A women doesn’t want to fuck , you’re friend zoned ? But you’re saying general populace of men can’t be friends. Y call it a Friend zone
clutchthepearls
You're only in the friend zone if she doesn't want you, but you want her. It's possible for men to not want every woman.
Poiszyn
No way the same thing at all. Obviously just went right over your head
Kavrae
Comments on here are judgmental as fuck.
Poiszyn
You should see the comments on the FB post. It’s just as bad
arcenlapin
1. It’s really sad actually. You see the people who obviously have relationship/boundary issues. Whether it’s the story or not, there isn’t
arcenlapin
2. anything wrong with him helping/having a presence because they have a friendship. But that’s just so far-fetched.
RumbleNtheJungle
I would help any of my friends raise their kids if they ended up in a situation where they needed it.
MoschopsUK
There is some weird obsession in these comments with... I don't even know what? Women are only for fucking, not for being friends with?
QuickGoogleSearch
Apparently sex (past, present, or future) has to factor into why a man ever has a positive relationship with a child.
joejerryronnie
No, the problem is that this will end badly. If the guy does get serious with another women, she’s not going to be cool with this setup.
joejerryronnie
So he either lives a miserable, lonely life or crushes the dreams of a child.
Poiszyn
Did she tell you that ?
StellarJay77
Not nearly enough information to make that judgement. You're projecting a lot of assumptions there.
EarlGreyOrDeath
I'd say helping someone raise a kid is quite a few steps beyond "being friends."
RumbleNtheJungle
True. But do you think this guy is actually helping raise this girl or just there for both of them.
StellarJay77
No not really, people forget we used to communally raise our kids until the idea that the nucular family unit was the norm.
EarlGreyOrDeath
Those communities were close knit family groups that knew each other for generations, not random best friends from middle school.
Xodus2kX
Then how does one become "close knit" now? Societal structures have changed, so why not choose someone who was your middle school bestie?
SnossedAndLost
Who would be interested in dating either of them when they'e in a situation like this lol
persianBull
Depends what u mean by date. U mean sleep with her while another guy provides emotional and child support? Ya that would suck....
SamuthNBS
Some of her pixels look quite cute so
LokiShade
The type of guy that would make a baby with her.
RayWould
Someone will always date her...guys don’t care about that as much as long as they can get what they want out of the relationship...
MaddMatter
Who hurt you?
RayWould
Definitely somebody...not to say I would date her, but if a female is attractive somebody will give her a chance no matter how toxic she is.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
This is truly one of the great maxims of life. Applies to men too
Razblaze
*future conversation* Is this your dad. Yes. Is this man your dad too? Yes. And what about this man is he your dad? Yes. *looks at mother*
wookieetaint
I'm sure she does okay.
jwax33
Maybe he's gay?
Homosexualsaregay
Read the text
jwax33
I didn't say he was out :P
mysticalflamingo
That's his escape route out of friendlandia
TheDee
Can't date her because he's always going to be the SO. Can't date him because he clearly lacks genitalia.
jakisall
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Oh fuck, that made me laugh really hard! Thank you!
Grizy
From the 7 pixels i see she's pretty fucking hot and there's always someone ready to date for just that.
redpandabanana
To be faaair he could legit be gay. And or he knows not to stick dick in stupid
MikkelFox
He could be asexual...
UncharacteristicallySalted
"I hope one day he finds a woman..."
SpaceCadet02
Why do you assume she's smart? And/or he told her.
furt77
I could totally date her. She has a free babysitter that will listen to all her bullshit so I don't have to.
summershank
Savage
robertelbmx
chad
ceramicpear
My sister is in an unconventional relationship. I don’t understand it, but it works for them.
LindyGrim
Define unconventional
kodiak931155
doesntmatter
Adjective, meaning not conventional
SnossedAndLost
"But that's not important right now!"
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Underrated comment
namelessone
Contrary to virtually everyone in this comments section, I think this is completely fine. You can be coparents without being together.
clutchthepearls
Yeah...if you are the biological father.
DiracsDelta
I figure that if they are happy, good for them. No judgement.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Yes. As long as everyone feels good about it, then why not?
Brucecori2
Its not just the coparenting thing. Lot of imgurians just dont think a man and woman can be friends without some sexual motive from the guy.
mity0k23
Yeah, folks are vocal enough to suggest they don’t know what they’re talking about. Do you have experience here?
namelessone
Not personally, but I've seen many divorced parents being lovely coparents without being together. I don't think this is very far.
QuickGoogleSearch
My friend's "dad" was from Big Brother Big Sister. Also, godparents often take on parenting roles in these situations.
mity0k23
It takes a village... the more involved loving adults in a child’s life, the better the outcome for the child.
ontarioOT
He's not a parent though. So it's not even coparenting.
mity0k23
He is a parent. Not biological, sure, but he is raising her.
KerkylasOfAndros
Try to hold that on court if (notice i didn't said when) things go sour...
namelessone
True. That is a problem. Doesn't mean he isn't a coparent, though.
mity0k23
Non biological parents can get awarded custody if it’s in the best interest of the child. Her post is evidence in support of that claim.
coopeBugRunner
You can tell they are all idiots by the names
LariCheltsy
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
I think only an idiot would say people are idiots based on names that aren't common where theyre from. The world has more than America in it
36roentgen
Nah man, the American news clearly says American is the only relevant country in the world! /s
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Dang it i only get subpar news from multiple sources none of the good stuff from America... I guess I'm stupid now http://i.imgur.com/Blv2f.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Maybe Sloan's parents were huge fans of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
LariCheltsy
TrixNStix
And by the way they dress - who goes backpacking naked, I mean really
practicallyperfect
Haha. On holiday in Fiji, returning from snorkelling we were met at our burre and told we were being evacuated due to a tsunami warning 1/
practicallyperfect
We grabbed our backpacks, cash/passports/phones, water, some warm clothing and put on walking shoes. We met at the boat to evac the 2/
practicallyperfect
island, and our neighbours, still in their swim gear and flip flops, had brought a bag of chips and camera. We had to hike up a mountain, 3/
practicallyperfect
and (not surprisingly) they whinged the whole way. Luckily the tsunami didn’t happen, but I always wonder how they would have managed if 4/
CoolHandRK
Everyone on the Appalachian trail on summer solstice. Its naked hiking day.
kepattRunner
Yes maybe but not in drugstore flip flops lol
Icyfirebolt
Hosanna is Hebrew for save, rescue, or savior.
RackhamTheRed
Did she get her from a shelter?
EdumamacationUSay
Hosanna asked you?
shoopi12
Weird, because I speak Hebrew and Hosanna isn't a word in Hebrew - at least not one that I know of. Is it spelled like this? הוסנה?
coopeBugRunner
I am aware
TheRicM
Hi aware, I'm dad
LizardSphereX
So is sloan
PoopholeAintALoophole
Cthulhuchooseyou
So what makes the name "an idiot"?
checkcheckheyhey1212
Why wouldn't she be ok with this, if he isn't then it's on him for not bringing it up or getting out long before the attachment.
SexualConsent
Yeah, it's just so sad...
checkcheckheyhey1212
It is sad that people doubt l don't speak up and look out for themselves
Josefbugman1543
I mean, sometimes he could just be a friend who is helping her raise a kid. Y'know that sometimes happens? People aren't always DTF.
Cthulhuchooseyou
Occam's Razor
QuickGoogleSearch
That's what I was thinking. People take on parenting roles all the time. Ex: my friend had a father-figure through Big Brothers Big Sisters.
Skuggen
It can be hard to imagine someone with a very different mindset from your own. Now consider imgurians...
Josefbugman1543
Okay that is extraordinarily valid.
Cthulhuchooseyou
They're both to blame. He's let himself be a doormat in his delusion she'll change, and she is blatantly using him for her own selfishness.
Poiszyn
How can you assume all of that over one post? You speak as if you personally know them. What gives you that impression ? Personal experience
Poiszyn
Or all women are just the same.
Cthulhuchooseyou
Yeah, you're not painting me into that corner to feel better about yourself. I'm long term happily married.
ArgJargon
It's not selfishness if she is clueless, it's ignorance.
ArgJargon
I'm not saying that she is, I just also do not know that she isn't.
Cthulhuchooseyou
She intentionally keeps referring to herself as available, and he her "friend". She knows.
ArgJargon
I said 'if' for a reason. I stand by it, but if forced to pick whether I thought she knew or not... well, c'mon for fucks sake.
amipsycho
conjecture, conjecture, conjecture
Cthulhuchooseyou
Occam's Razor
Steffn
It could also be him who has said that he only wants to be friends.
clutchthepearls
That true. It's highly highly likely a lie, but he definitely could've said it.
andychristman2000
That kind of freaks me out, he just wants to raise her daughter ?! Man I don’t know
Steffn
He just wants to be friends, likes the kid and since she hasn't a father he's willing to take that role.
andychristman2000
I guess I’ve watched to many Chris Hansen dateline specials not have some doubts. Am I a bitter old man?
brobot
He’s not merely in the friend zone, he bought property and moved his whole life to Budsburg, Friendsylvania.
AnonymousNPC10
Unless he's a pedo...
Deletingmypastandfuture
NotABadLookingNarcissist
That’s my cue to close Imgur, best comment I’m gonna see today. +1
Melancholy69
He did it. He's reached Ultra Frenstinct
brobot
crimpitdown9001
Bigemedic
I truly, deeply wish there was a better way to celebrate “Budsburg, Friendsylvania”.
Fleaofpain
herbertferdinand
I think they changed it back to Budsburgh, with the scottish spelling of "burgh" with an "H" instead of the German "burg" , in 1911
RonnieKielbasa
Correct. It was changed by the federal government to Budsburg in 1891 and the "H" was reinstated in 1911.
Tortfeas0r
Where he is now mayor by unanimous consent of the electorate
1mshadowbanned
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
LegendaryKatman
lordtzar
I laughed so hard some noodles came back up and I choked. My dog is very concerned.
meatpopsicleinurmenge
DarkestHappyTime
He's gay.
vagimite
This post needs to be immortalised
ThatTransformersDude
narniasreal
JoeT85
Maybe Sloan (who the fuck names a guy that?) needs a friend his own mentality. Cred to him for the kid, but ... *cringe*
jegustaeau
Member when Todd was “friend zoned” by princess Caroline and ended up platonically raising her kid with her? What a beta cuck, amiright?
Cattywhompus4
This comment. . . This comment deserves a got dayum award!
lovehandlesmessiah
Hades not my boyfriend.
woodRunner
Gave me a good laugh reading this lol.
futuresponge
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andwings2go
Still not as bad as the guy who got friendzoned so hard that he was on the news
KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
FallingStar7669
Not even. I'd say he's died and gone to Palhalla.
whatdoyouthinkthinkaboutitjustthink
And it just got better
brobot
FoxyNikka
Even brobot approves
ModerateSaiyan
Only to be reincarnated to Buddy McCompanionson
OnionCutter
Mrw I get this fast into this thread
toomuchtunerfish
That is so fucking clever, I love it and I love you.
Kumonryu42
Holy shit, this is amazing
Ultratone85
This comment is best comment
oshodatwan
Dis mothafucka ded
Zippla
Maybe he's gay.
IAmTheNewOne
It was a nice dream
ImSilverTongue
Maybe it's Maybelline
potentiallyunsafe
"find a woman"
summershank
Closet gay?
macpall
I’ve been there before, I wouldn’t recommend
TheFlamingAngel
My boyfriend used to be in my friend zone. He got out by loving me when I felt unlovable. He’s the best, and is still my best friend.
MrStealUrMeme
How many times did you tell your previous boyfriends to not worry cause he "just a friend"?
TheFlamingAngel
I didn’t have any.
bigek85
For a second there I thought you meant you had slept with her and wouldn’t recommend.
JediMasterBain
The only way to wash away the shame is to share it with strangers on the internet brother.
TDJellyman
Story time
veryfakemod
So I'm hanging this chick right? And all of a sudden I get teleported to friendsylvania
veryfakemod
.... Autocorrect will send me to prison... Duck!
KawaNyx
.
Someshithead241
What if they are roommates or he is just a good friend who wants to hone his dad skills and has no romantic interest in her? Jesus fuck.
woodenbadger
I scrolled through all the comments. There sure are a lot of shitty judgmental assholes on here.
Someshithead241
Shitty bitter and projecting assholes more like. Only 'nice guys' believe the friendzone truly exists.
maathimself
I want to believe that, but look at the pics. The post has 3 pics, and the kid is only in 1.
Someshithead241
Being a friend is a thing you know.
1mshadowbanned
Im sure thats what he tells himself.
Someshithead241
you dont have to want to fuck someone to be nice to them
ingelri
But you should be if you're gonna be the father of their child. And even then, lol no thanks.
HamishHamilton0
So acting like a husband without husband privileges, is just being 'nice'? Smh
Someshithead241
A husband and a father arent the same
HamishHamilton0
One is implied in the other.
Brucecori2
Because imgurians dont believe a man and woman can be friends. Apparently any relationship w/ a woman is useless if you're not fucking them.
dmelt253
Then that would make him an uncle at best. Dad's and mom's that are still in "relationships" tend to sleep in the same bed
HamishHamilton0
Reality check: if a guy is in a relationship like this, filling the place of a dad, he's spent years hoping to get some love in return.
clutchthepearls
Harsh truths. "Nuh-uh, my BFF isn't interested in me and we do things like this!" 99.999% sure he wants to nail you, lady.
Poiszyn
Aaaah they don’t do they ? Well they sure like to use the term “friend zoned” a lot. Not really friend zoning if you’re not friends huh. Lol
clutchthepearls
Of course men can be just friends with a woman. But generally speaking it's because she's unattractive or uninterested. Sex is pretty (1)
clutchthepearls
much always on the table unless one of you decides it isn't. And doing things like this (and looking at her) likely means she decided so.(2)
Someshithead241
You live a sad life if you've never had a female friend. But it's not unsurprising based on all of that.
clutchthepearls
I have plenty of them. I either want to have sex with them or I don't. There's many factors that decide if I did, will, didn't, or won't.(1)
ingelri
My man, she's calling the guy her son's dad. The absolute state of you creatures.
Brucecori2
Honestly I'm more frustrated by the comments calling her a bitch and him a moron. Dude could just be helping his single mom friend. There's
Brucecori2
this assumption on imgur that guys are only motivated by sex. Idk how guys aren't offended by being diminished to horny trolls.
clutchthepearls
We're not *only* motivated by sex, but this behaviour certainly supports that it is at least one of his motivations. We are both (1)
Poiszyn
Right ? I’m utterly confused about how many comments have an underlying tone of “men only want one thing”. You’re all literally saying
Irishda
It's really sad you can't be friends with women, OP
Schranus
Yes, because that's the point OP is trying to make, you can't be friends with women.
Irishda
So you'd stop being best friends with someone if they had a kid?
Schranus
No i wouldn't. Would you stick around for a man who doesn't love you?
Irishda
Who told you that's what was happening
Schranus
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Yeah, the whole "friendzone" concept is pretty ridiculous
NickRivieraMD
This level of investment is well beyond friendship.
QuickGoogleSearch
Yeah, it's called being a parent. Maybe he just loves the kid. Men don't have to be fucking a woman to love a child as their own. JFC
NickRivieraMD
He's not the kid's parent. So he made a choice to parent a kid whom he just happens to know. Also, what you see here is more than>
NickRivieraMD
a parenting relationship with the kid. I co-parent my daughter with my ex, and you're not gonna find me giving her piggy back rides.
NickRivieraMD
It's possible what you say, but it's just a lot more likely that a dude this young is 'parenting' the kid secondarily to his rel'p. with mom
Brucecori2
Seriously. Maybe this guy has been friends with this girl for years and just wants to help out a single mom friend.
alex5775
Yeah I hate all this "friendzone" shit, this obviously isn't typical, but we don't have enough info to say he's only trying to get into 1/2
alex5775
her pants. And honestly if he is then fuck him
jegustaeau
Wait hold on, she’s a teasing bitch and he’s a cuck lacking in testicles. That is the only available truth.
Irishda
Yeah REAL men only care about pussy. *does a kick flip to Puddle of Mudd*
SexualConsent
Being friends with a woman is one thing, this is on a whole other level. This is like, being a cuck but somehow worse
StrayItalianGreyhound
As a polyamorous person... what's wrong with cuckholding exactly? It's consensual, if everyone's enjoying themselces what's the problem?
SexualConsent
But this isn't kinky cucking, this is an insecure dude literally raising the child of another man, while the mother doesn't love him at all.
Communistdoggo
The man is literally raising the child of another dude. Think you had those reversed.
kepattRunner
aS a PoLyAmOuRoUs PeRsOn WhAt’S wRoNg WiTh cUcKoLdInG eXaCtLy?
DanFendi
Imagine telling on yourself like this
walltastelikedingkeberries
agree with you but Imgur is stuck on the whole 'if it's not two people with eyes only for each other, than burn it to the ground'
Josefbugman1543
"I helped raised another human being" "lolwahtevercuckbeta". Like, maybe he just wants to help?
HamishHamilton0
Yeah, he devotes his life to raising someone else's kid, for no reward whatever. Right.
wrinklyflute
Some people aren't motivated by only doing good in the world if they think there's a "reward" in it for them. Maybe he's just happy (1/2)
wrinklyflute
being a positive role model for a kid who's dad didn't step up to the plate. (2/2)
Josefbugman1543
Mister Rodgers would be saddened by this take.
Irishda
Your first sentence is such a massive oxymoron, it's hysterical and sad