Next level friend zone

Jan 31, 2020 5:12 PM

MrRalas

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This dude’s zone is Nation sized.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 7

As long as he's cool with it, then good for them, i guess.

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 7

No! We must rage against perceived celibacy!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 7

The boy being named "Sloan" did not help my initial comprehension of this story.

6 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 3

That name makes me think of a road with a slight gradient, like it should be the technical road term for a small hill, dont know why

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Loan, slope, lome, all feed into sloan. Just a guess.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Civil Engineer here. I agree with this and will do what I can to begin implementing it into our field.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I immediately pictured Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Sloan dear!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And what a lovely picture she was

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2719 Dislikes 12

same

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6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Perfect response

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chris Weidman at the end.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I chose this guys dead wife

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that the girl that was on a US Big Brother? Forgot the name.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dadzoned?

6 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 6

that would implied they had sex at least once. "unclezoned" maybe

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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?1

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I am glad the kid found a father figure, if they are happy, thats their deal. I hope they both get what they need out of whatever it is.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

c'mon now.

6 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 5

When even Obama is like WTF you know you fucked up.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obligatory "Thanks Obama!"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Why not? I celebrate diversity.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Quick everyone, make snap decisions on other peoples lives while only having seen one post. Go go faster, do it now!

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 9

Maybe they are really content being friends. Not everything has to be 'zoned'.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 7

I mean, the love for/of a child is a special thing, and kids are more than simple extensions of their parents. Hope they’re all happy.

6 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 8

Haha this sounds like her friend ?? you goin out with a couple guys too? Passing it off as friendzoneing?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Nah, dawg. Too busy fucking your mom. ?????☺️??☺️????? ☺️?? ???☺️????

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lucky lady.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes she really is, when I’m feeling kind and generous.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

What a great guy!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

maybe he's perfectly happy with this. Maybe he is best friends with her but doesn't want to date her and love the kid anyway?

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 5

She never said either of them was single, and saying partner could mean she's a lesbian.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

So many people in the comments judging with barely any context, calling the girl evil and the guy weak. Judgy gossips, the lot of them.

6 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 8

I personally found the wording kinda awkward but I mean that’s my problem not theirs. I hope they’re both happy n it’s working for them!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Word. Maybe the dude is ace, or poly or just plain a dude who wants to be a dad.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

FINALLY! I had to dig for a comment like this. How sad is that ? The FB comments on this post are truly disgusting

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yay, finally found a comment that's not automatically assuming that this is a situation that could never work.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

It would never work if you follow ultra traditional relationship norms. Thankfully that toxic shits fading fast.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I want to believe that the dude also jsut wants to be friends, but sadly I am not naive enough.

6 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 14

He might. likely he’s acting more like an uncle than a dad. And has no interest in dating a single mom.

6 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Be honest though. That's very unlikely... Count the number of scenarios where a man is co-parenting a child that isn't his and subtract>

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the number of instances where the man has NO romantic interest in the woman... not including sibling situations, that number is very high...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly though I think it’s more likely she just misused the term dad. And he’s just a good friend that’s been there for her and her

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daughter and they aren’t actually co parenting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of the comments here , like this one, basically state men only want one thing. I think men deserve more credit than that.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am a man, and we really don't.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% they fuck. Sometimes.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 15

There is no such thing as a guy who just wants to be friends with a hot girl. Like, if the girl would offer to have sex, the guy would agree

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 73

Those two things are not mutually exclusive

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you friends with her in hope that she will? Bc personally there are very few people I would t fuck if offered

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think that is the key. I agree that several of my female friends are attractive to me, but I know that option will never be on the 1/

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

table and yet I'm their friend regardless. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The other part is do you treat them like friends or like people you’ll hope will date you? Like if you’re paying for shit for them regularly

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fucking is not the same as a relationship

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's just not true. Not all men are dicks. And I say that as a former hot girl (I'm old now) and a feminist.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't think it has anything to do with being dicks. Just basic attraction and human nature - assuming both sides are single of course.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe some of my male friends (and some female) friends would not say no to an offer. If that never happens, we are still friends.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You sound like a nice friend

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is fake, right? RIGHT?!

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 5

Most likely yes. It's red pill bait.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's on Imgur. Of course it's fake.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago (deleted Jan 31, 2020 7:56 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Post implies he isn’t. She says when he finds the right woman

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That’s just one way love.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The tragedy here is the time they're spending with each other *could* be spent with the *right* one for each of them.

6 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 3

Yuuuup.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth buddios the unwise?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does Imgur not acknowledge poly or ace relationships yet?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I don’t even think they can acknowledge friendship

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This clearly isn't that because a) she's not asexual, and b) if it was poly, she wouldn't be so dismissive of their intimate partnership by>

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Referring to him as her "best friend"... This is most likely a much more prevalent relational situation known as "stinging someone along".

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don’t see how that’s stringing since she said best friend which is pretty clearly not potential lover.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why is it stupid ? Because this young man took on the role as a father figure ? There is an aunt in my family, similar situation and she is

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A blessing for that little girl. The father and the aunt are very close and just friends. The roles are reversed here and everyone just

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Assumes he is playing dad to get in her pants ? Kinda harsh and stereotypical

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where do I begin? It's stupid for a few reasons: 1. The likelihood of this being a platonic relationship and Co-parenting situation without>

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ANY romantic ties from one side or the other is slim (not impossible, just unlikely). 2. Even IF the guy was truly just in it for platonic >

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

reasons, I find it weird that he would want to be considered her dad for no reason. Not saying he is a freak, but I don't know he's not. >

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3. No woman that I have ever tried to date refers to a man as a "best friend" more than once in one conversation or message unless >

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anyone ever consider, that guys in the "friend zone" actually might just want to be friends?!

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

No

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not the general population of men, no.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

So men and women can’t be friends. Why do you call it a friend zone then if you’re not even friends.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

So for men and women to be considered friends, you have to raise their kids! Hey, I can do the same thing you just did!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A women doesn’t want to fuck , you’re friend zoned ? But you’re saying general populace of men can’t be friends. Y call it a Friend zone

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You're only in the friend zone if she doesn't want you, but you want her. It's possible for men to not want every woman.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No way the same thing at all. Obviously just went right over your head

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Comments on here are judgmental as fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

You should see the comments on the FB post. It’s just as bad

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1. It’s really sad actually. You see the people who obviously have relationship/boundary issues. Whether it’s the story or not, there isn’t

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

2. anything wrong with him helping/having a presence because they have a friendship. But that’s just so far-fetched.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I would help any of my friends raise their kids if they ended up in a situation where they needed it.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There is some weird obsession in these comments with... I don't even know what? Women are only for fucking, not for being friends with?

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 17

Apparently sex (past, present, or future) has to factor into why a man ever has a positive relationship with a child.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

No, the problem is that this will end badly. If the guy does get serious with another women, she’s not going to be cool with this setup.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 24

So he either lives a miserable, lonely life or crushes the dreams of a child.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 16

Did she tell you that ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not nearly enough information to make that judgement. You're projecting a lot of assumptions there.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I'd say helping someone raise a kid is quite a few steps beyond "being friends."

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

True. But do you think this guy is actually helping raise this girl or just there for both of them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No not really, people forget we used to communally raise our kids until the idea that the nucular family unit was the norm.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Those communities were close knit family groups that knew each other for generations, not random best friends from middle school.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Then how does one become "close knit" now? Societal structures have changed, so why not choose someone who was your middle school bestie?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Who would be interested in dating either of them when they'e in a situation like this lol

6 years ago | Likes 2088 Dislikes 17

Depends what u mean by date. U mean sleep with her while another guy provides emotional and child support? Ya that would suck....

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of her pixels look quite cute so

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

The type of guy that would make a baby with her.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Someone will always date her...guys don’t care about that as much as long as they can get what they want out of the relationship...

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 9

Who hurt you?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Definitely somebody...not to say I would date her, but if a female is attractive somebody will give her a chance no matter how toxic she is.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

This is truly one of the great maxims of life. Applies to men too

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*future conversation* Is this your dad. Yes. Is this man your dad too? Yes. And what about this man is he your dad? Yes. *looks at mother*

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I'm sure she does okay.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's gay?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Read the text

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't say he was out :P

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's his escape route out of friendlandia

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Can't date her because he's always going to be the SO. Can't date him because he clearly lacks genitalia.

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck, that made me laugh really hard! Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

From the 7 pixels i see she's pretty fucking hot and there's always someone ready to date for just that.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

To be faaair he could legit be gay. And or he knows not to stick dick in stupid

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 4

He could be asexual...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I hope one day he finds a woman..."

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Why do you assume she's smart? And/or he told her.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could totally date her. She has a free babysitter that will listen to all her bullshit so I don't have to.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

Savage

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

chad

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister is in an unconventional relationship. I don’t understand it, but it works for them.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Define unconventional

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Adjective, meaning not conventional

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"But that's not important right now!"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Contrary to virtually everyone in this comments section, I think this is completely fine. You can be coparents without being together.

6 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 26

Yeah...if you are the biological father.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I figure that if they are happy, good for them. No judgement.

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Yes. As long as everyone feels good about it, then why not?

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Its not just the coparenting thing. Lot of imgurians just dont think a man and woman can be friends without some sexual motive from the guy.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Yeah, folks are vocal enough to suggest they don’t know what they’re talking about. Do you have experience here?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Not personally, but I've seen many divorced parents being lovely coparents without being together. I don't think this is very far.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My friend's "dad" was from Big Brother Big Sister. Also, godparents often take on parenting roles in these situations.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It takes a village... the more involved loving adults in a child’s life, the better the outcome for the child.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's not a parent though. So it's not even coparenting.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 34

He is a parent. Not biological, sure, but he is raising her.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

Try to hold that on court if (notice i didn't said when) things go sour...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

True. That is a problem. Doesn't mean he isn't a coparent, though.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Non biological parents can get awarded custody if it’s in the best interest of the child. Her post is evidence in support of that claim.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can tell they are all idiots by the names

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I think only an idiot would say people are idiots based on names that aren't common where theyre from. The world has more than America in it

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

Nah man, the American news clearly says American is the only relevant country in the world! /s

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Dang it i only get subpar news from multiple sources none of the good stuff from America... I guess I'm stupid now http://i.imgur.com/Blv2f.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Maybe Sloan's parents were huge fans of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

And by the way they dress - who goes backpacking naked, I mean really

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Haha. On holiday in Fiji, returning from snorkelling we were met at our burre and told we were being evacuated due to a tsunami warning 1/

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We grabbed our backpacks, cash/passports/phones, water, some warm clothing and put on walking shoes. We met at the boat to evac the 2/

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island, and our neighbours, still in their swim gear and flip flops, had brought a bag of chips and camera. We had to hike up a mountain, 3/

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and (not surprisingly) they whinged the whole way. Luckily the tsunami didn’t happen, but I always wonder how they would have managed if 4/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone on the Appalachian trail on summer solstice. Its naked hiking day.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes maybe but not in drugstore flip flops lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hosanna is Hebrew for save, rescue, or savior.

6 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 12

Did she get her from a shelter?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hosanna asked you?

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 3

Weird, because I speak Hebrew and Hosanna isn't a word in Hebrew - at least not one that I know of. Is it spelled like this? הוסנה?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am aware

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Hi aware, I'm dad

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So is sloan

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6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So what makes the name "an idiot"?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Why wouldn't she be ok with this, if he isn't then it's on him for not bringing it up or getting out long before the attachment.

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 11

Yeah, it's just so sad...

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

It is sad that people doubt l don't speak up and look out for themselves

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I mean, sometimes he could just be a friend who is helping her raise a kid. Y'know that sometimes happens? People aren't always DTF.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 8

Occam's Razor

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking. People take on parenting roles all the time. Ex: my friend had a father-figure through Big Brothers Big Sisters.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It can be hard to imagine someone with a very different mindset from your own. Now consider imgurians...

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Okay that is extraordinarily valid.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They're both to blame. He's let himself be a doormat in his delusion she'll change, and she is blatantly using him for her own selfishness.

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 14

How can you assume all of that over one post? You speak as if you personally know them. What gives you that impression ? Personal experience

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or all women are just the same.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, you're not painting me into that corner to feel better about yourself. I'm long term happily married.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not selfishness if she is clueless, it's ignorance.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

I'm not saying that she is, I just also do not know that she isn't.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She intentionally keeps referring to herself as available, and he her "friend". She knows.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I said 'if' for a reason. I stand by it, but if forced to pick whether I thought she knew or not... well, c'mon for fucks sake.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

conjecture, conjecture, conjecture

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Occam's Razor

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It could also be him who has said that he only wants to be friends.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That true. It's highly highly likely a lie, but he definitely could've said it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That kind of freaks me out, he just wants to raise her daughter ?! Man I don’t know

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He just wants to be friends, likes the kid and since she hasn't a father he's willing to take that role.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I guess I’ve watched to many Chris Hansen dateline specials not have some doubts. Am I a bitter old man?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s not merely in the friend zone, he bought property and moved his whole life to Budsburg, Friendsylvania.

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Unless he's a pedo...

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That’s my cue to close Imgur, best comment I’m gonna see today. +1

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

He did it. He's reached Ultra Frenstinct

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I truly, deeply wish there was a better way to celebrate “Budsburg, Friendsylvania”.

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I think they changed it back to Budsburgh, with the scottish spelling of "burgh" with an "H" instead of the German "burg" , in 1911

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Correct. It was changed by the federal government to Budsburg in 1891 and the "H" was reinstated in 1911.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Where he is now mayor by unanimous consent of the electorate

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

... that's it. You win... I'm done for today.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard some noodles came back up and I choked. My dog is very concerned.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Long live the Kings of Friendzone circa Friendzonia !!!!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's gay.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This post needs to be immortalised

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe Sloan (who the fuck names a guy that?) needs a friend his own mentality. Cred to him for the kid, but ... *cringe*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Member when Todd was “friend zoned” by princess Caroline and ended up platonically raising her kid with her? What a beta cuck, amiright?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment. . . This comment deserves a got dayum award!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hades not my boyfriend.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gave me a good laugh reading this lol.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still not as bad as the guy who got friendzoned so hard that he was on the news

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Not even. I'd say he's died and gone to Palhalla.

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And it just got better

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Even brobot approves

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Only to be reincarnated to Buddy McCompanionson

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Mrw I get this fast into this thread

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is so fucking clever, I love it and I love you.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, this is amazing

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This comment is best comment

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dis mothafucka ded

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe he's gay.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 27

It was a nice dream

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Maybe it's Maybelline

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

"find a woman"

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Closet gay?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve been there before, I wouldn’t recommend

6 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

My boyfriend used to be in my friend zone. He got out by loving me when I felt unlovable. He’s the best, and is still my best friend.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How many times did you tell your previous boyfriends to not worry cause he "just a friend"?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I didn’t have any.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a second there I thought you meant you had slept with her and wouldn’t recommend.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only way to wash away the shame is to share it with strangers on the internet brother.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Story time

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

So I'm hanging this chick right? And all of a sudden I get teleported to friendsylvania

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

.... Autocorrect will send me to prison... Duck!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if they are roommates or he is just a good friend who wants to hone his dad skills and has no romantic interest in her? Jesus fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 18

I scrolled through all the comments. There sure are a lot of shitty judgmental assholes on here.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Shitty bitter and projecting assholes more like. Only 'nice guys' believe the friendzone truly exists.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to believe that, but look at the pics. The post has 3 pics, and the kid is only in 1.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Being a friend is a thing you know.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Im sure thats what he tells himself.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

you dont have to want to fuck someone to be nice to them

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

But you should be if you're gonna be the father of their child. And even then, lol no thanks.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

So acting like a husband without husband privileges, is just being 'nice'? Smh

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

A husband and a father arent the same

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One is implied in the other.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because imgurians dont believe a man and woman can be friends. Apparently any relationship w/ a woman is useless if you're not fucking them.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 8

Then that would make him an uncle at best. Dad's and mom's that are still in "relationships" tend to sleep in the same bed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Reality check: if a guy is in a relationship like this, filling the place of a dad, he's spent years hoping to get some love in return.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Harsh truths. "Nuh-uh, my BFF isn't interested in me and we do things like this!" 99.999% sure he wants to nail you, lady.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Aaaah they don’t do they ? Well they sure like to use the term “friend zoned” a lot. Not really friend zoning if you’re not friends huh. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Of course men can be just friends with a woman. But generally speaking it's because she's unattractive or uninterested. Sex is pretty (1)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

much always on the table unless one of you decides it isn't. And doing things like this (and looking at her) likely means she decided so.(2)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You live a sad life if you've never had a female friend. But it's not unsurprising based on all of that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have plenty of them. I either want to have sex with them or I don't. There's many factors that decide if I did, will, didn't, or won't.(1)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My man, she's calling the guy her son's dad. The absolute state of you creatures.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Honestly I'm more frustrated by the comments calling her a bitch and him a moron. Dude could just be helping his single mom friend. There's

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

this assumption on imgur that guys are only motivated by sex. Idk how guys aren't offended by being diminished to horny trolls.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

We're not *only* motivated by sex, but this behaviour certainly supports that it is at least one of his motivations. We are both (1)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Right ? I’m utterly confused about how many comments have an underlying tone of “men only want one thing”. You’re all literally saying

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's really sad you can't be friends with women, OP

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 30

Yes, because that's the point OP is trying to make, you can't be friends with women.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

So you'd stop being best friends with someone if they had a kid?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No i wouldn't. Would you stick around for a man who doesn't love you?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who told you that's what was happening

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the whole "friendzone" concept is pretty ridiculous

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This level of investment is well beyond friendship.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Yeah, it's called being a parent. Maybe he just loves the kid. Men don't have to be fucking a woman to love a child as their own. JFC

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

He's not the kid's parent. So he made a choice to parent a kid whom he just happens to know. Also, what you see here is more than>

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

a parenting relationship with the kid. I co-parent my daughter with my ex, and you're not gonna find me giving her piggy back rides.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's possible what you say, but it's just a lot more likely that a dude this young is 'parenting' the kid secondarily to his rel'p. with mom

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously. Maybe this guy has been friends with this girl for years and just wants to help out a single mom friend.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Yeah I hate all this "friendzone" shit, this obviously isn't typical, but we don't have enough info to say he's only trying to get into 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 6

her pants. And honestly if he is then fuck him

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

Wait hold on, she’s a teasing bitch and he’s a cuck lacking in testicles. That is the only available truth.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Yeah REAL men only care about pussy. *does a kick flip to Puddle of Mudd*

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Being friends with a woman is one thing, this is on a whole other level. This is like, being a cuck but somehow worse

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 32

As a polyamorous person... what's wrong with cuckholding exactly? It's consensual, if everyone's enjoying themselces what's the problem?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

But this isn't kinky cucking, this is an insecure dude literally raising the child of another man, while the mother doesn't love him at all.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The man is literally raising the child of another dude. Think you had those reversed.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

aS a PoLyAmOuRoUs PeRsOn WhAt’S wRoNg WiTh cUcKoLdInG eXaCtLy?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 14

Imagine telling on yourself like this

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

agree with you but Imgur is stuck on the whole 'if it's not two people with eyes only for each other, than burn it to the ground'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I helped raised another human being" "lolwahtevercuckbeta". Like, maybe he just wants to help?

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 12

Yeah, he devotes his life to raising someone else's kid, for no reward whatever. Right.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Some people aren't motivated by only doing good in the world if they think there's a "reward" in it for them. Maybe he's just happy (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

being a positive role model for a kid who's dad didn't step up to the plate. (2/2)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mister Rodgers would be saddened by this take.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your first sentence is such a massive oxymoron, it's hysterical and sad

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1