Wood planing competition for thinnest plane of wood

Apr 14, 2025 9:08 AM

Pliallyin

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looks like that wood had a sunburn

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Art-is-anal toilet paper

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With the Canadian tariffs in place, that shaving will cost $35

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lol of course it's Japan (taking mundane things to the level of perfection)

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That's what you use to soak logs in wood

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The one Disney scene that bothered me as a kid. I think it was Donald's psychotic break

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If ever I need a trasparent wafer thin plank of wood, I now know where to go to get one.

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Eeet wiiieeell cutt

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I’m always fascinated to see new things that people decide to devote their time to

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Coming soon: Wooden lingerie.

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Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggghhhh

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Uhh....

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No they're right. It's sexy

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjR1N3BjeHFweW5pMGswYnR2NGJjMGhkNTBsbm0xN252YWUzZnBpbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26gsobowozGM9umBi/200w.webp

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He'd have such a blast at that competition. Too bad it's in Europe.

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It is in face a trash continent

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What if the person who goes before you has a dull blade?

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In a competition like this, probably nobody does. Be a bit like showing up to a basketball match blindfolded and with earplugs in.

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Man, I can smell all that wood.

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If anyone's curious https://www.bigsandwoodworking.com/kezurou-kai-39/

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So niche.. I love it. Reminds me of this.. same art different medium

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That's not an anagram at all...

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Excellent write up!! Thanks :)

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Now make graphene

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Splinter free toilet paper was invented only 90 years ago.

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What kind of wood are they using to do this? Surely you can't just shave off a spiderweb's worth of any given plank and have it stay in one piece.

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Idk why you got downvoted; it's a type of cypress called "hinoki"

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Neat, thank you. I wonder how long it took them to figure out the best type of wood to do this with.

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Well, that's just plane amazing!!!

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The official measuring device is three digital calipers which are pneumatically controlled to measure each shaving with a consistent pressure. The aim is to get below ten microns but below this it depends on the quality of the Hinoki wood you are given, the world record is two microns which is about the thickness of a spider web thread.

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I love hinoki. I can smell this post.

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Thanks I was wondering how they could measure something at this level.

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2 microns is like splitting a normal sheet of copy paper into more than 40 layers!

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Why not just weigh it?

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Do you think measuring the area would be more exact, or easy for that matter?

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Weight/area, just like.. uh.. paper.

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so hella wispy a spider covets

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2 microns is about 1/4 the thickness of a red blood cell. That's completely insane

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I find it very hard to believe based on the diameter of most paper fibers. Softwood paper fibers are 15 to 28 µm in diameter.

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It's about 1/4 the WIDTH of a red blood cell (in the wide direction). Still bloody impressive.

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LPT: don't actually try swallowing your doctor, I have it on good authority they do not like that.

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How walmart makes “wood” furniture

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But... why?

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Paper. The motherfucker did paper

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Anyone know what the hammer taps are doing?

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I assumed it was tightening up the opening of the plane, making it thinner.

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Reminds me of the toilet paper at my work.

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Remind me of my toilet work

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Thinnest Plane ☞ T.P.

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Yours is that soft? Lucky bastard.

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We had tracing paper as toilet paper at school when I was a kid. Tracing paper in toilet roll form. Plumbing blockages must have been a daily occurrence.

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You got that John Wayne toilet paper at your work also? Tough as fuck doesn't shit off of anyone. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enQzc3J6Y2UxNzM0d2QzbzFxbjNsM2ljeG1vMWlkbWloaGsxcjNmNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7djNoTOCNebEOBLfnb/200w.webp

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Same. And my butt apparently likes it because I poop at work more than at home.

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Comment of the day

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That's probably softer

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Nah, toilet paper at work is much more abrasive.

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Found in your favorite local Portland bars and restaurants.

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For those who need to get peanut butter out of shag carpet

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Lol

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Crazy to me to actually use calipers to measure the thickness. At this point, I assumed you would just weigh the entire shaving, and extrapolate thickness from the total weight / area.

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That's a good idea

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There's another competition next door to see who can measure the smallest things

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That seems like it could be inaccurate if parts of the shaving are missing.

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They use multiple measuring devices simultaneously to confirm evenness. Weight would enable you to calculate the average thickness but wouldn’t highlight any deviation from the mean.

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As I mentioned to the other comment above, they do not qualify if there are breaks or tears. So I would imagine it is functionally impossible to beat the "thinnest possible" shaving, with a shaving that had significant variation in thickness.

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And the point that I was trying to make is that evenness matters. A sample with a consistent 6 mcm thickness is clearly superior to one that varies between 2 and 10 mcm.

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or if the density of the wood is not known exactly

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Where do you see calipers?

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From the site in the comment currently 2nd highest- "the official measuring device; three digital calipers which were pneumatically controlled to measure each shaving with a consistent pressure. You had to carefully set it below the calipers, and when everything was set the operator would push a button and all three calipers simultaneously plunged down. The calipers were offset along the length of the shaving, but also across the width, giving measurements which revealed the overall consistency"

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They might be confused because while the article does use the word calipers, the images and other references are micrometers. Even good quality calipers are only calibrated to ~25 microns, have no means of consistent pressure, and usually have knifelife jaws that would cut through the shaving

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I hold my hands up in defeat, only time I've used/seen callipers being used is TB testing cattle & getting an exact measurement on their neck!

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