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Ozzy Man Reviews
Jun 9, 2026 6:42 PM
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
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Ozzy Man Reviews
vintagebroad
What a ride!
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
The bouncer who isn't built like a mountain is usually the one to watch, I didn't expect a fucking flying chair
Harm
Shitty throw, great aim.
p4r4noid4ndroid
Destination FARKED!
ahorseelbowdeepinme
It's cute they wore matching outfits
eastend666
"Arse over tit." That one's a keeper.
69Voltage
“……..acting like a tit”
Appropriately worded considering the place of business
MarsIsAfire
God fuck that format. HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKPwOp9OOD8
Sanivia
thank you for your service
Cactus21
Aussie Man Reviews a bar fight
swofromtherock
Ozzyman, actually, on YouTube. He's a good cunt.
beneaththewillowtree
“King Street.” That explains it all
Aksuuuh
That was entertaining
obesz
Bonk!
plastikb0y
Farked!
DunnowForgot
Started out looking like just another silly, drunk, middle-aged guy getting himself in trouble. Got so much better. And then camera C made its appearance. Gold.
Morg729
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OWNhNDV1OG5xbXd5djFkM3lpZmI1c3N2bHVxMjMxOWFsd3BsbnFrcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AmP2x5TJhLOPrw93pg/200w.webp
Righteousdew
While the captions aren't overly terrible, it is annoying how certain words are highlighted in a different color arbitrarily.
HollerinAtTheVoid
SprinklesMckitten
If there's one rule for masculinity I feel translate across all cultures don't be the reason strip clubs NEED bouncers
BodgeandScarper
@UncleSlam123 , I doubt this is a good fit for your collection of idiots, but I thought you'd enjoy it anyhow. Australians bring a certain razzle-dazzle to everything they do!
UncleSlam123
A couple drunken fools with an Australian commentator? You know that’s making the cut! Great find!
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RichardPotato
I feel like these are definitely idiots
BodgeandScarper
Oh boy, are they ever! But it's a long, and very Australian, clip...
amdkenobi
Wearing the entitled white people uniform as well.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Omg the multiple camera angles had me rolling
thatwoodguy
My cousin who did football playing , AND Roman Greco wrestling did bouncing from the time he was 16 until he was 18 when they found out he wasn't legally old enough to do that.
Ree81
"Security loves it" as a person is down and seriously injured on the ground.
7chickens123000
It's just another thing happening on the planet I suppose
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
Clearly hasn't done the Waffle House self defense on boarding video yet
TheUnnamedPoet
Definitely unmute. This was pretty funny.
Thefsm
Ozzy man is great at these watch all his other commentaries
DagothWit
Brilliant commentary
SploogeMcDuck316
Ozzy man does brilliant commentary on normal things.
ParaspriteHugger
For future use:
Discoikungshamn
Ozzy man is the best, i remember
His GOT recaps
Saffstorm
Fun fact; the strip club bought the chair and posted it on social media as employee of the month
Saffstorm
https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/1r58a5p/furniture_executive_out_of_a_job_after_video/
EndlingGer
That chair must have been to a Waffle House before.
Jackrabbitry
Looks like it completed basic training there.
philmoregraves
Not if that one lady is working. She 1 hand brushed the chair off to the side like "miss me with that coward shit" and was back to ready position
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
A chair like that has seen some shit.
Probably literally.
JackieTreehornProductions
this was it's tryout - looks like it's IHOP instead...
QuartzPoker
IHOP can get pretty heated. Especially on Sunday when the churchies who actually stayed to the end of the sermon finally arrive and discover there's already an hour wait
bROkeNsHIfT
My favorite Ozzy Man Reviews: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9mtM0uIQ9Q
nomadengineer
Nah, you gotta call an ambulance for that guy. Head injuries are no joke, even if he gets up and walks off he could keel over dead 20 minutes later.
Atlasraven
And now you gotta fill out report after report. No paperwork if they had left when asked.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Or just don't drink yourself into stupidity
thatwoodguy
Post-concussion syndrome is no joke I've had it.
livingonagiantfireball
You can call it, but you have to ask the dude if he wants a ambulance, ambulance can show up and the dude will say na im good, just wasted a ambulance that could have saved someone life, if the guy is passed out than yes 100% call ambulance. But if he gets back up, its up to him and most people will refuse the ambulance. I was in a car accident and i refused the ambulance because i felt fine, i took a cab there after i got my car towed.
Pentjotal
Call the cop, tell them one client assaulted another one with a chair and let the cop fuck them
nomadengineer
Dunno how it works in Australia, but in the US business liability insurance requires you to call an ambulance if an injury occurs on your property. Of course, they can always refuse treatment if they're conscious.
QuartzPoker
Where I work in Colorado, the policy is we must *offer* to call an ambulance and document the response - unless there's blood or other circumstances that make us go "Yeah you aren't in a state to refuse," e.g. seizure, unconsciousness, visible bone, etc
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
I mean, technically the injury occured *outside*¹ and he *toppled* in through the doorway.
¹unless a public sidewalk counts as "your property" in some legal situations due to precedent and/or specific specifications.
nomadengineer
I mean we're kinda getting into the weeds here, but the sidewalk out front can be considered the business's responsibility, especially if it's on the property deed.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
It is not like that in the Australia or Canada. Establishments are required to have atleast 1 first aid certified employee on at all times, who can render first aid and determine if it needs to be escalated. When I worked as a mcmanager in Canada I had a lady trip on the curb and bash her nose, never unconscious. I rendered first aid and she went about her day. If its something that definitely an ambulance is required, then yes accountability comes swift.
alcaray
How did you determine if she had a concussion?
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Im not a dr so I didn't. And this was more than a decade ago now. But she was coherent, eyes weren't dilated, could follow my finger well even up to her nose(cross eyed). Cleaned her up, disinfected, bandaged made sure she had a ride home and told her if she gets a headache, feels dizzy or nauseated to seek medical advice and to keep the bandages clean. She was a tough older lady and didnt need the advice but she got it anyway.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
And the business could be sued for negligence.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Not sure why this got downvoted. Do people think you can't be sued in Canada? If the business has shown negligence you can be sued, its why you have liability insurance. I worked at a golf course which got sued because a lady tripped on a disrepaired entrance way and won. I personally know someone else who sued Shell because they broke their ankle in a water covered pothole in their parking lot, and won.