Sep 12, 2025 1:30 PM

CodyBurkett

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Let's get this bread.

Going birding this AM, no commentary, car still acting funny though. Taking it to a mechanic afterward to arrange an appointment and figure out which leg I'll chop off to pay for it.

Pippin tax!

Today's message from Pippin: "[imitation of scrub jay] Peekaboo! Whatdoing?"

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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.

2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.

3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.

4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride

5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin

#17 A giant shrike would be a badass dnd encounter.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#24 The nurse drawing a blood sample from me looked at me funny after I told her this some blood magic: I sacrifice some of my blood in exchange for esoteric knowledge.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Wendy savage af; Yall need to higher her

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 My self-insert character Su'Meri is a respected elder at the Vulcan Logic Academy.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder what made the giant goose go extinct.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The arrival of the Polynesians and their rats.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Humans. Should have known.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 Goes well with my son's shirt, "I donut care".

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 I am kind of sad that nobody has named (or re-named) a town to Duncan, ID. Or Hannah, MT, for that matter.

11 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

#11 is that true? ES lore is so out there weird and while I love the games, I've never delved into the lore.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on how you read it. Trinimac was tricked into going into boethia's mouth. Who then spoke with his voice revealing all the lies the chimer were told by the chimer. Bothia then releived themselves of trinimac and the chimer who followed him covered themselves in him to become the orsimer.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 "My friend says he has to keep getting fresh Duncan gholas because they all eventually revolt and try to kill him and he just crushes them with his worm-form each time. I told him, 'It sounds like you're just feeding Duncans to The Golden Path," and his Fish-speaker started crying.

11 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want that shirt just to have to explain to everyone that asks what the hell it means.

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Same

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's fucking brilliant

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gold 🤣

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#23

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MD founding fathers: "we just gotta make the flag that's most unpleasant to look at while you're on drugs."

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Click it if it's not moving. It gets worse.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck, you're right.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#42 (nice) He should just yell out, "IT'S EATIN' TIME!" every time he goes into the kitchen. She will take it down in a day or two.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#48 its 23h04 rn where im at, i about 55 minutes to find a cactus and fuck it.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clayman8, no!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldnt find one. Guess we're trying again today!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#40 But it's good for youuuu

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 I don’t get it

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Howell's moving Castle is a studio Ghibli movie. It's saying sorry I can't be a magical chick flick/kids movie.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh ok, ty

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 by these rules then, am I to understand that Shrek is at least part Vulcan?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 ok guys please...i keep seeing this and i dont know why. Did we find something new and awesome about this dino?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes: the spikes.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 You have to be incredibly inept to need AI to write THAT tweet, crikey

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well yeah, that's why he's on LinkedIn instead of doing an actual job

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 I love shrikes

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.or">i/Shrike">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike /gallery/IvCAxnj

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yikes! Shrikes!

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know I'm late to the party, but according to #28, "Shrek" is a good Vulcan name.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 "Karen who buys rocks" killed me. Alas, for I only have one upvote to give...

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#1 I did not know this was a dating option. I would like to only date hot bread from now on.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1

11 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

AIHNPTPANVAB

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You probably know, but, for anyone who doesn't: that's Robert Redford, not Zach Galafianakis! Really!

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Sauce: Jeremiah Johnson (1972): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068762/

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

… help a sister out here??

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Assigned I Have No Plans to Purchase a New Vehicle at Birth

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah. I should’ve seen that. Gracias!

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#21 UGLY LAUGHTER. fuck me, i'm stealing that.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly I don't get it.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"There was no plague of frogs" and then the next panel is Egypt overrun by the French. The French stereotypically like frog legs as a delicacy.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49 Also this photo of Pippin is AMAZING. I wish you could get a job as a bird photographer, man, you have such good bird photography, both of wild birds and of your own tiny dinoterror.

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

The GRAVITAS.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

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