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Let's get this bread.
Going birding this AM, no commentary, car still acting funny though. Taking it to a mechanic afterward to arrange an appointment and figure out which leg I'll chop off to pay for it.
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin: "[imitation of scrub jay] Peekaboo! Whatdoing?"
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
QuantumSpaceTacoGuitarist
#17 A giant shrike would be a badass dnd encounter.
ilenisaatio
#24 The nurse drawing a blood sample from me looked at me funny after I told her this some blood magic: I sacrifice some of my blood in exchange for esoteric knowledge.
TheForbiddenSemicolon
#7 Wendy savage af; Yall need to higher her
trigonman3
#28 My self-insert character Su'Meri is a respected elder at the Vulcan Logic Academy.
henriquecm8
#28 My Vulcan OC is called Skunk, he smells like a human.
MayMayz4DayzYo
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlYnUzZ243YmNzdGV0YTlzendiM3g4a29iY2R4Z3dkM3pnN2c2OXRvZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mGK1g88HZRa2FlKGbz/200w.mp4
baldbear
I wonder what made the giant goose go extinct.
CodyBurkett
The arrival of the Polynesians and their rats.
baldbear
Humans. Should have known.
pluralone
#13 Goes well with my son's shirt, "I donut care".
ireplywithtwinpeaks
#6
nothingunused
#13 I am kind of sad that nobody has named (or re-named) a town to Duncan, ID. Or Hannah, MT, for that matter.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#19 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMTFhZW82ZG1lejA2cWUyZ3gwdGZ3ZHJ6MzFoNWhtb3l0MjAyajRmciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/n4oKYFlAcv2AU/200w.mp4
TheLeanWolf
#11 is that true? ES lore is so out there weird and while I love the games, I've never delved into the lore.
nspriest233
Depends on how you read it. Trinimac was tricked into going into boethia's mouth. Who then spoke with his voice revealing all the lies the chimer were told by the chimer. Bothia then releived themselves of trinimac and the chimer who followed him covered themselves in him to become the orsimer.
DiscountMentat
#13 "My friend says he has to keep getting fresh Duncan gholas because they all eventually revolt and try to kill him and he just crushes them with his worm-form each time. I told him, 'It sounds like you're just feeding Duncans to The Golden Path," and his Fish-speaker started crying.
ElvisParsly
AGiantSlor
I want that shirt just to have to explain to everyone that asks what the hell it means.
CodyBurkett
Same
noone1415
That's fucking brilliant
NotAyFox
Gold 🤣
RevRagnarok
#23
JadeNB1729
MD founding fathers: "we just gotta make the flag that's most unpleasant to look at while you're on drugs."
RevRagnarok
Click it if it's not moving. It gets worse.
JadeNB1729
Fuck, you're right.
nothingunused
#42 (nice) He should just yell out, "IT'S EATIN' TIME!" every time he goes into the kitchen. She will take it down in a day or two.
Clayman8
#48 its 23h04 rn where im at, i about 55 minutes to find a cactus and fuck it.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Clayman8, no!
Clayman8
Couldnt find one. Guess we're trying again today!
justaguyinthebackrow
#40 But it's good for youuuu
dedthingy
#4 I don’t get it
Packbonds
Howell's moving Castle is a studio Ghibli movie. It's saying sorry I can't be a magical chick flick/kids movie.
dedthingy
Oh ok, ty
TisteSimeon
#28 by these rules then, am I to understand that Shrek is at least part Vulcan?
Clayman8
#20 ok guys please...i keep seeing this and i dont know why. Did we find something new and awesome about this dino?
CodyBurkett
Yes: the spikes.
EmeraldLight
#7 You have to be incredibly inept to need AI to write THAT tweet, crikey
onlyhalfghost
well yeah, that's why he's on LinkedIn instead of doing an actual job
Shaddak
#17 I love shrikes
ExTechOp
https://en.wikipedia.or">i/Shrike">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike /gallery/IvCAxnj
JadeNB1729
Yikes! Shrikes!
Omicron416
I know I'm late to the party, but according to #28, "Shrek" is a good Vulcan name.
noone1415
#24 "Karen who buys rocks" killed me. Alas, for I only have one upvote to give...
Awmph
#1 I did not know this was a dating option. I would like to only date hot bread from now on.
MayMayz4DayzYo
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMGdkMTg4Zm9yN3Y2MGRmYTA4bWVvcXViNThraW45b3R5Z2VsZHFxYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10Jpr9KSaXLchW/200w.mp4
lozeldatkm
amp99
#1
JadeNB1729
AIHNPTPANVAB
amp99
JadeNB1729
You probably know, but, for anyone who doesn't: that's Robert Redford, not Zach Galafianakis! Really!
amp99
Indeed. Sauce: Jeremiah Johnson (1972): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068762/
MayMayz4DayzYo
… help a sister out here??
JadeNB1729
Assigned I Have No Plans to Purchase a New Vehicle at Birth
MayMayz4DayzYo
Ah. I should’ve seen that. Gracias!
sirbartonslady
#21 UGLY LAUGHTER. fuck me, i'm stealing that.
Packbonds
Honestly I don't get it.
sirbartonslady
"There was no plague of frogs" and then the next panel is Egypt overrun by the French. The French stereotypically like frog legs as a delicacy.
sirbartonslady
#49 Also this photo of Pippin is AMAZING. I wish you could get a job as a bird photographer, man, you have such good bird photography, both of wild birds and of your own tiny dinoterror.
AntaNce
The GRAVITAS.
CodyBurkett
Thank you!