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Fun stuff.
notsurewhattocallthis
#13 So she -is- capable of telling the truth? I honestly had no idea.
profiledit
#33
modis
#23 I am Mami, and you. Are. Cursed!
apairofpetducks
#33 I moved to Canada and here driving school teaches people to back in. Well, I should say "tells" them to back in but does not provide any kind of instruction, based on how none of these people (except my former coworker Jaymes) can park straight or in the lines.
circlebreaker
#1 Beetles FTW, ants already have a boss, and she doesn't like sharing her subjects.
HOLAKOOO
johnxbear
#1 silt strider
SheepySleepySmuggler
#17 the car is clearly not centered between the curb and the painted line. If you carry a laser measuring tool and are prepared to spend 30-60 minutes parking perfectly, you can avoid these cards (optional /s depending how seriously you take parking...)
cameloDancer
Only thing I could think of, is if the back of the car is blocking the sidewalk behind it.
draconicus
#4 Showdown between the surveillance state and classic car culture.
Clayman8
#36 i dont think anything can fix her, not even Bob the Builder and Dora combined.
alyssaaac
#29
Clayman8
#15 the fact theyre unfired casings is 👌
Baxteen
#39 this is sandpit turtle! Best bring me song imho
LazerSpacePirate
#4 excuse me good sir but what in the fuck? When did they slip this one in? Jfc. They really do want us to only lease vehicles and not own shit. Shit hole country
circlebreaker
#4 Anyone who's wondering what the repression will look like after a full-spectrum totalitarian surveillance panopticon is fully set up and implemented, look no farther than the PRC or UK. The cars are just the middle step, imagine getting a knock on your door to "discuss" innocuous comments online, or because you accidentally turned the wrong way down an empty one-way street before reversing and pulling a three-point turn. Cops are already stalking people with 1/
circlebreaker
Flock's AI CCTV, and it's not looking good with the number of shit-eaters eager to sacrifice their rights for a (false) sense of security. 2/2
cryborg
#24 I need these signs & maybe a door mat that says "fuck off" for when I'm really in a mood.
LewdLuteGoblin
guitarfourtysix
Ipooprainbows
#26 thanks...I hate it .....+1
Snuggelapolous
Reminds me of my heel bone spur
lestrat
#35
Iplaybadguys
darthbiscuit
#4 Googled it. Complete bullshit. Not even any proposals for laws like this. It’s speculation from a company that, guess what, does AI.
nowinvisibly
Regardless, I’m keeping my 2016 Mazda until the wheels fall off. No lane assist. No engine shutoff. No annoying subscription model. Been paid for since 2020.
darthbiscuit
I wish I’d kept my 2006 Toyota. It had 280k on it and I traded it because of rust. Now I’ve got a 2019 Chevy Trax that’s had to be rebuilt TWICE and is now having wiring problems.
Snuggelapolous
That's what the google wants you to think.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
#4 Not that I would put it past this dystopian nightmare, but I’m going to need a source here.
I assume that if this is true, it’s also an interrogation of some kind of safety regulation.
MildlyAggravated
Its bullshit, it is something the Ford made patents for though.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
So its something that one manufacturer is exploring and this person is claiming its a government mandated thing?
haveanupvotegif
lovehandlesmessiah
Dear brother Numsy got an upgrade.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Sauce?
ihaveanouttie
Pretty sure that’s Space Truckers (1996)
haveanupvotegif
☝️
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
TodleyOddley
#31 Is faked. This looks like a Smith & Wesson Model 25 series which only has a six round cylinder, not seven.
RageRestRepeat
You're a real straight shooter
SirSmurfalot
Good catch. Would never have known without you.
TheUnstoppableWampas
#1 You're going about this all wrong. Golden tortoise beetle for showing off being rich AND it works as an armored war mount.
CarnackiArdent
An excellent choice. Plus it does the little pivot thing with the adorable tappy feets.
Sebastopol140
#1 A honey bee. Flies. Fluffy. Delicious honey.
4etherling
I chose murder hornet... they're almost the same thing...
gablestout
CarnackiArdent
Yeah a bumblebee or some manner of moth would be my pick. (Dragonflies are cool as hell but they're carnivores, feeding one big enough to ride would get exponsive.)
mothmam
Just feed it your enemies
Bluefasa
#1 why would you not pick a flying insect like dragonfly, or a fuckable one like a mantis
Imjurbro
I was going to say dragonfly - bit if you made it dragon-sized and I could ride it I’m honestly not sure if any human could keep up with the G forces that would be applied.
spyderj
A female mantis is fuckable at least once...
RyRin365
Sebastopol140
Wait... oh yeah!
gablestout
mattrixk
Skitter riding Atlas in Worm: https://www.reddit.com/r/Parahumans/s/HgZnJNFrgI
WolfgangVonTittySprinkles
AHornyRhino
a WHAT
DJThuglifeSupreme
Badgerbadgerson3
Everyone out here saying not to fuck a sapient mantis cause it'll eat your head. I'm saying not to cause you'll get attached and she'll die a few months later :(
Jackpot7777777
JasonFndrbrkr
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3ljNGlkNnd0aHNpcjhuMzltYWhlMmR1aGpoaml0azZnYmJ6NGw4dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2RaPhzQeY4ODghNK/200w.webp
SirSage
Is this what you want, freak? Huh?? This bug doing it for you?! You make me sick
abrakadaBRO
Dunes8
Oh hey, it's the MagFest hotel
gablestout
Kyzyl
Please reconsider fucking a praying mantis.
boevis
Or at least make sure it can consent, and is male.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Look if I wanna check out I'm gonna do it with a bang.
resworn
They actually don't always do this! The female actually only does it when she wants to which I feel is so much funnier.
akefay
AFelineMassofEyes
She'll love you for your brains.
PoopSammich
yoooo bro got a point ngl
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
womantis
JustSomePersonThere
How did you have the perfect reaction to a very specific comment?
whatbuttondoipush
Rule 34
akefay
I googled "fiship mantis girl" under the assumption it existed.
JustSomePersonThere
Damn brah my hats off to you
Pervaroo
I get the feeling the choice of mantis for the bedroom is relying pretty heavily on the "won't kill you" stipulation.
VolcanoHerder
I get sex AND the sweet release of death? What's there to question?
PaperinoVB
"I voted for mantis, they won't eat *my* head after sex."
lovehandlesmessiah
I refuse to acknowledge the intersection between the noble praying mantis and a MAGA leopard. All the good lady mantis wants is dick followed by a convenient snack. Sir mantis bought his ticket, he knew what he was (literally) getting into.
PaperinoVB
Good point. But I made it not as an intersection, more as a (partial) parallel. Doesn't at least the last part goes the same for MAGA cultists also? They too knew what they were voting for, but yet they refused to acknowledge its dangerousness. This means that Sir mantis is smarter than them.
AndroidSoul
Mantis romance is just a cautionary tale: make sure the lady is satisfied on garlic bread before she's satisfied on the pork steeple
Sebastopol140
FYI:
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
The equivalent of a heavy battle tank that's also a helicopter.
Clayman8
Can also yeet your enemies 5 football fields away
Sebastopol140
After it cut them in half.