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Dogtax 50. Fp edit: Sweet front page send me stuff that’s interesting.
dthninja2
I always thought the chain at her feet was to keep her from leaving the island again like in Ghostbusters II.
metalfoto
ALOHA MY BROHA
Lysergian
Lysergian
Philips head screws, it's one of the most basic ways to turn a screw and keep it from slipping out... I mean this doesn't bother me at all..
AwesomeTeddybear
#3 many languages have that. English has for example a lightbulb. A light-bulb... just so you know
SpaceballsTheComment
Oh, you mean a glow-pear? [laughs in german]
thanksfoenothing
If it's white, good night.
Sipulikeitto
#2 Yes, because Madrid is one of those magical places where you don't have to pay for electricity, water, clothing or food...
STINKPICKEL
#10 1.tampon tip was nice, but I really think I'll just go to a hospital if I'm ever shot.
mafiacheese
#15 Yeah, I currently work with a Dolores Umbridge, and refer to her as such with my nerdier or well-read co-workers.
jtd0060
If you consider the H.P. series to be well read I can show you several people that would get the reference that haven’t cracked a book ever.
mafiacheese
Where I work...HP would be considered well-read. I work with morons and 50 Shades types of readers. :-/
bubblebubblepop
you keep a lot of surprisingly useful information on your phone have my upvote
fnordy
And my axe.
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
Right but isn't the picture of the Eiffel tower at night illegal
BiscuitJesus
@OP
Katamoran
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22ViewerFrame%3FMode%3D%22+-inurl+-intitle
1972GTO
#2 Better hope it gets done right the first time. Malpractice insurance is your friend.
noctynight
#2 the reason why I don’t like medical facilities in the U.S. They try to squeeze every penny out of you and then throw you into debt.
ConstantBitRate
https://memebuster.wordpress.com/2015/10/12/meme-fail-us-vs-spain-hip-replacement/
ArtArchive
Am I surprised? Absolutely not.
Vokoru
#10 How the hell are you supposed to inflate your (presumably soaked) jeans with air?
savagelem
It does work rather well. BUT - getting them OFF is a nightmare.
AdvonKoulthar
Take them off, get them above the water for a moment, and there you have it. Pretty sure the water actually helps to keep the air in.
JoeyJoeJosephsonFromJosephsTown
You "scoop" air into them by opening the waist above water and plunge them down, grabbing a bunch of air. Or exhale into them. It works
Squatch65
Tie the ankles shut. Zip and button the jeans. Then you hold them partially under the water 1/2
Squatch65
1/2 Then you do the funny splashy thing that makes a crap ton of bubbles next to the opening and when they are inflated cinch with your belt
MrPhukett
Wtf? Lol
Squatch65
http://www.survivalbased.com/survival-blog/1001/survival-skills-using-your-clothes-as-flotation-devices/
MrPhukett
Oh, right :)
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
What if you're not an idiot who buys jeans that are too big and don't wear a belt?
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
#2 yea but.. You get what you pay for. Spanish healthcare is probably shittier.
Bambi577
#41 is bs. Harry never would’ve taken the flying car to Hogwarts if he wasn’t living with the Durselys.
TastyBrainMeats
It might have happened under different circumstances.
asmileadaykeepsthedoctoraway
Just sayin turtle penises don’t look like that. Google it.
superppooper1
Oh no, I'm not falling for that again.
SUGG8
No thanks
darkdragonempress
Good call. They don't look like that but very few people need to know how they actually look.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Maybe it's a teenage mutant ninja turtle, teenage mutant ninja turtle, teenage mutant ninja turtle...
TheBlackVan
Meenage Nutant Tinja Urtle
hotdropoclock
I am not looking up turtle penises on my DEAR INNOCENT COMPUTER
Dabumblebee
They look like an angry fist
andtheseashalltell
Turtle penises are horrific. Even worse than duck penises.
Tarnfire
TIL that if I'm too embaressed to buy condoms, I should buy a birthday card at the same time.
normalizetherapy
“Woah thats a lot of vaginal yeast infection meds... oh, a birthday card, must just be a present then...”
Talpida
As if Georges son doesn't know every single thing there could be known about Fred!!
Talpida
They would however sure as hell freak out the other kids when George comes to visit :)
funnyusernamefunnyguy
I don't know why but for some reason face of the guy from #2 picture makes me wanna punch the shit out of it.
OaksParcel
And apparently he only has one leg
Chum3
Maybe he should fly to spain and get a new one
OaksParcel
Quality response, +1
UpToFourPlayers
Last time I saw this someone described him as "my mental image of a typical YouTube vlogger" and I think that's pretty accurate.
ArtArchive
That's what happens when you make condescending faces at people.
metalchef72
It's the last 2 panels
veggielasagna
It’s the most recurring post on this site, every 4 days it’s on the front page. It’s the worst.
PhenTsoksar
I'm calling dibs on punching him in the face, first. #dibs
Fishlullabies
Don't hate Josh. Read his book about participating in the Paralympics. He's ok, I promise.
abrakadumbass
#7 it was written out of spite, the timing of the cannon shot required multiple guns for maximum pettiness.
abrakadumbass
(cannons of the period couldnt be reloaded quickly enough)
CoughCatCommie
I love the #10 advice for polar bears, its just like: "yeah no youre fucked"
Fishlullabies
I still feel like it should have gone: If the bear is brown or white, goodnight. If it's black, run at it screaming.
Radix865
European brown bears are not that aggressive. The advice is to keep it in your sights and slowly retreat, or lay down and protect your head.
hotdropoclock
And this is why any and all hikes into the arctic must be accompanied by Dwayne Johnson with an entire movie's worth of weapons.
FleebCollector
Adding to #3, ambulances are sick-cars!
StarkeRealm
KRANKENWAGEN!
FleebCollector
And a roll of paper towels is a kitchen-roll
Megalith
It is for us in the UK, too!
JuergLuisHingemaker
TV is far looker and Hovercraft is air cushion drive thing. (Fernseher, Luftkissenfahrzeug)
oooooooooof
And a kettle is a "water boiler", and a tool is a "work thing"
bpetersen
Why is it when I Google translate eat = Essen; food = lebensmittel; meal = Mahlzeit
StarkeRealm
Essen can be used for any of those three. Okay, it will conjugate if you're using it as a verb. Still, Essen is the root.
HisManSpineEater
#10 FACT 2 https://imgur.com/BjfH6Qz
eddyossbabyoss
Plenty of fodder for r/thathappened here..
Maniac8696
I would dead ass run towards that sign in #11 as hard as I could. You miss every shot you don’t take.
IronMagnus
#10 if you have a GPS to enter Barnes & Noble into.. how the fuck are you lost in the first place?
Nandabun
I was just gonna say. "IF YOU HAVE A GPS HOW ARE YOU LOST."
AriBerri55
Does anyone else cringe super hard when they come across #48? Who tf interrupts a college lecture like that?
Mymumsaysno
I cringe at any and all Harry Potter references. The older the person making the comment, the worse it is.
cerpintaxt475
People in a made up internet story.
NotAmused1001
In a graduate Econ class, in the middle of a lecture a guy shouted out "The Cubs are winning! In case anyone's following the game."
AriBerri55
See that I feel is less cringe bc 1) he was already in class 2) he’s not making a reference not everyone would get and 3) your prof didn’t >
AriBerri55
“Let everyone leave early” because the joke was so apparently funny *eyeroll*
kfigs
#10 .8 - Mostly legit. I wrapped my car around a tree avoiding a deer. Insurance covered it, but it counts as an “at fault accident”, so
kfigs
Premiums went up
EGOT
I think that's what they meant. I mean, if you hit a deer it's not at fault.
SeeBeyond
#2 I’ve been waiting for someone to post this. That’s not really how it works. You can’t price is like that bc of how Spain has their... 1/?
SeeBeyond
Healthcare, a visitor wouldn’t be entitled to that. If you were in Spain when you had the injury as a visitor... 2/3
SeeBeyond
You could be treated, but not at the same price as a Spanish citizen. I might be remembering wrong but my teacher explained it better. 3/3
ForrestIndustries
I'm skeptical about #14 ...
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Do it and then report back. Your country needs you
EGOT
I don't get #26
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
George’s twin died at Hogwarts. This post operates under the assumption that his son would have no idea his father was a twin
EGOT
OHHHH.
Zahnradfee
I can imagine Fred's ghost somehow found his way back to the joke shop. That's where his heart was, where his soul belongs. He can probably
Zahnradfee
even claim "unfinished business" to remain a ghost, because he will never be done selling fun utensils to people.