I remember many years ago my nephew used his toybox as a piss box and he used it for quite a while before getting caught cause the toybox was shockingly well sealed when closed. I'm glad I wasn't around to know how it smelled.
Please! For all of humanity, people have done asinine shit. Which is why we have ridiculous warnings on items for a long time. “Don’t iron clothes when wearing” comes to mind. Nothing new here.
I once worked for a company that did medical equipment for morbidly obese patients. Nothing about this is satire. When a bed is 50 inches wide and a guys belly touches the bed rails on each side getting him to the bathroom is not an option. FYI these were extra heavy duty beds because they would literally fracture frames on regular hospital beds.
I realized I don't really know how much I piss in a day or how long a 30 gallon tank would last me. This is definitely something I should know before making this sort of investment. I assume it is pretty close to the amount I drink in a day. I know I lose fluids elsewhere and also gain extra fluids from food, but how much does that change it?
lovingspace
months
miserycones
You laugh, but this is basically how Hennig Brand discovered phosphorus
rkefreddyk
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CouldntCakeLess
Can’t wait for the upgrade to poop mattress.
Billis75
the Shattress.
hotaru251
no thats a different model ...the fecal futon.
TheAllNewKiaGonorrhea
You mean the Shatress?
YippeeKayakOB
"Buy now, and we will include the Poop 4000 duvet cover! The entire duvet cover is a 99 % liquid proof poop bag."
TupacAintDead
You joke but I’m seriously interested
TheSaucyBaconator
NFLemons
This has power thirst vibes
weave
And here I've just been going in a bottle and drinking it like a chump
CouldntCakeLess
Freyja33
Love Cheese Parade
goatyfacemcgee
Is there more? I would watch more.
Freyja33
Yup, they've done hundreds of shorts, including two more marvel/cheeseman parodies: https://www.youtube.com/@CheeseParade/videos
goatyfacemcgee
Thanks
Holinyx05
If you get the Pro Max, there's a place to put your poop knife
D3pleted
30 gallon piss tank? now i can piss the bed and sleep like a champ, thanks tom!
joeyecho101
Every mattress is a piss mattress if you're not a fucking wimp
StarscreamAndHutch
mrsdowneyjr
My step sister did this
LanceSackless
It makes me feel better that even batman deals with the same everyday problems i do
BlueDsc
I remember many years ago my nephew used his toybox as a piss box and he used it for quite a while before getting caught cause the toybox was shockingly well sealed when closed. I'm glad I wasn't around to know how it smelled.
TheDogEnd
Piss mattress you say?
theskepticinme
Finally, a solution to my problem
PerkyPervertedPet
Just use a normal pee bottle like everyone else.
Chaapai
Back in my day, they were called "water beds".
rbudrick
Lame. The pro model doesn't even have a suction jizz collector.
DrKonrad
Spaceboyardee
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StrokeFlavoured
Remember the time when silly jokes were just that? Not like now, where every bullshit you see might actually be used by someone.
adventureswithadhd
Please! For all of humanity, people have done asinine shit. Which is why we have ridiculous warnings on items for a long time. “Don’t iron clothes when wearing” comes to mind. Nothing new here.
StrokeFlavoured
Yeah. I take it back. The dementia was talking again. People have always been stupid.
adventureswithadhd
Natural selection just took them out without lawyers before now. You get too close to a cliff and trip?! That’s on you and your limited intelligence!
RiddingBean
I want the XXXXL PRO version with a 1,000 gallon tank.
Terran81
My eyes are watering from watching this…
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
Seems smart, until the tank is too heavy to empty without spilling.
Munchman347
Just call the 'Coors Siphon Team', they're always looking for more beer base...
Gibleteousjack
FishieStardust
That's where the Golden Shower bundle comes in handy
seth1421
No thanks, I like my showers still warm and fresh from the tap.
Markhusd
That when you order the Piss Siphon Pro.
rotinaj
Shopvac, so you can blow a fine mist of piss particles out the back
BeaverOnFire
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thecollective01
Skuggen
No biggie. Just get a hose and some smaller containers and it'll be just like how you've seen people siphon gas.
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
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DePhyler
Siphon it right out the window and water your plants. Reuse, recycle.
RyanSilver612
I like how you did not add the first R of Reduce
hmijail
Boil it down for a few hours until it reduces into an easy to handle paste
Neurisko
But what if I don't have a pot to paste in?
rowzdowr
Underrated comment.
Neurisko
manystripes
Get a waterbed and you can store up to 200 gallons
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
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Malak224
My experience with water beds as a child is mixed…they all leaked at some point and I would wake up soaked.
brownribbon
Can I use it to shit too?
Malak224
That’ll clog the filter for the ice cube maker.
brownribbon
Gross. I love it.
Kyzyl
A few people will think this is satire.
Snooj
And some people are mad there's no link.
CouldntCakeLess
TheWombatStrikesAgain
"Hope" would be a better term.
HotSauceNCereal
I ordered 3
azgrak1
I once worked for a company that did medical equipment for morbidly obese patients. Nothing about this is satire. When a bed is 50 inches wide and a guys belly touches the bed rails on each side getting him to the bathroom is not an option. FYI these were extra heavy duty beds because they would literally fracture frames on regular hospital beds.
HandoB4Javert
On topic, but politics
HandoB4Javert
RuffyRuffHausen
Those who have not witnessed the horrors of piss jugs
Malak224
I love lemonad
ILikeFood2000
Or piss drawer
Ryyyyyyyan
I realized I don't really know how much I piss in a day or how long a 30 gallon tank would last me. This is definitely something I should know before making this sort of investment. I assume it is pretty close to the amount I drink in a day. I know I lose fluids elsewhere and also gain extra fluids from food, but how much does that change it?
adventureswithadhd
30 gallons in a day?! Are you the Kool-Aid man?