this is so fucking sad, he is making a sound of a mother hen, and all those artificially hatched chicks that will be either minced into pate or held in the barn for the rest of their lifes are running to the soothing sound of clucking
properly ventilated... its not ... that... bad. if you need a mask to be inside, your doing it ass backwards my man. chickens do require maintenance and proper equipment to thrive as production meat
I've been in a barn housing chicks like this. It smelled like feed but really not bad. The farmers treated them well and cleaned. Crazy thing is they know exactly how to drink water from the droppers right from hatching. And if you turn the lights out they get very vocal xD
DrDred
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SuckMyFatOne
I used to do something similar at petting zoos out in the country as a kid, I love them
KnightWithShiningCamera
Leave some nuggets for the rest of us
commentsivehadafew
How does one discover this skill?
wurth
Once. This man was never seen again after filming
ATLandNerdy
Almost thought this was Black Bird Coop guy for a second
GreenJayBird
I totally thought he was going to pop up with his, "What is it now?"
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Always upvote Cake Day +1
TheMurderousCricket
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NuclearGradeIrony
Stephen Fry.
Ivalicenyan
They'll pick the bones clean in under 40 minutes
Dannyalcatraz
That’s how he got chirpees.
americancheese1
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
Wouldn't you want to be smothered by an army of adorable baby chickens?
skyfishgur
sir, this is a wendy's
DeadpoolsBabyLegs
Just hangin' with his peeps
MithridateEupator
Seems like a great way to get covered in bird shit.
AshenShugarSH
Oh god there eating him
tinydog
OH GOD, THEY'RE EATING HIM!! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWJzN29jbWV2ZTRiOW85czdlbHlqM2JoenZleDZibHprZWkyemxrNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/i0qDBDRw0d55wBNCLZ/200w.webp
Lordborgman
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W_zkmOZOV5c
Colopty
The swarm can peck a man to the bone in seconds.
fractalsphere
Awww it's like a fluffy living pillow.
HonHomes
man gets swarmed by horde of hungry juvenile dinosaurs
bluestemrocks
No - they want their Mama
laner7112000
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jimhotep
Careful, they can strip a whole cow to the bone in 30 seconds..
Gandzialfman
this is so fucking sad, he is making a sound of a mother hen, and all those artificially hatched chicks that will be either minced into pate or held in the barn for the rest of their lifes are running to the soothing sound of clucking
7chickens123000
I don't like this
skidibop
Awwww they want their mamas
HikariShade
He's basicly making a hen's 'come here and eat this' noise that they call to their chicks to teach them what to eat.
boxak
This looks like the fast track to tinnitus.
urusername2
That's mean!
EmailFail
Total chick magnet
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
I bet that barn smells horrendous
Babbacadabra
Horrendous for men by Calvin Klein.....
RooGryphon
properly ventilated... its not ... that... bad. if you need a mask to be inside, your doing it ass backwards my man. chickens do require maintenance and proper equipment to thrive as production meat
Acturiesa
I've been in a barn housing chicks like this. It smelled like feed but really not bad. The farmers treated them well and cleaned. Crazy thing is they know exactly how to drink water from the droppers right from hatching. And if you turn the lights out they get very vocal xD
mattstr1
Tick free?
red411
Look at all those chicken tenders
barbarian818
That's the cleanest chick floor I've ever seen. Bet it still reeks though.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Let me get this straight - he rolled out something to lay down on, but he's walking around in there barefoot?
Gibleteousjack
We used to wear sandals because you could just hose them off.
scrumbles666
Difference between having to change your clothes versus just washing your feet maybe?
tschallacka
It's probably release day, just bought them, stable is sterile. At least has to be over here, lab proofed etc...
eemodgod
His feet are so calloused you'd have to hold a blowtorch up to his foot for at least 15 seconds before he felt it.
sakm
Yeah, would not want bare feet anywhere near a chicken operation...
FreeTheTiddy
You walk over floors all the time. Now tell me, is it also comfortable to lie down on said floors?
Colopty
I lie down on a lot of floors, so...
FreeTheTiddy
Are you a dog? /s
thisisnotfineffs
It's more about the chicken shit, as someone who had about 100 birds a year when I was growing up, there is a lot of chicken shit
SirMarcsalot
Sooo....much....chicken shit!!
Keitterman
I have no idea, but i would assume he doesn't want to accidentally stomp one of the birds?
IronyEnoughForTheIronClub
Actually impossible. Poultry are so dumb they're barely sentient.
Valharroth
Someone who has raised chickens I see! :D