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Drugs are helluva drug.
May 31, 2024 9:26 PM
Multipass
31300
442
8
Drugs are helluva drug.
darrell12
I am never using the gas station squeegee on my car windows again
HapilyDamaged
ewwwwwww
Krackajak78
I bet you this guy is the reason for this...
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
EnthusiasticPickle
Maybe tourettes?
angryallenpoe
TheAdjuster
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” HST
Clydefrogger
I was just explaining to my buddy the time Conan asked him to be on late show and HST said yeah but you’re just gonna come over and shoot guns. Bring the cameras I guess. And it was just about what you’d expect.
fartharder
That's just the dude coming in for the next shift
alcamar
Little bit of chaos never hurt
WhiskyBravo
the squeegee hairwash sealed the deal
buttcreambandit
Honestly the hobo bath part is kinda smart if you have to way to shower
RummageSaleBubbler
Did he swap the gas nozzles too?
YippeeKayakOB
I want to party with this guy.
Taokan22
As a 40+ year old man, it's never really occured to me that the correct fuel isn't coming out of the little colored box for that fuel, but completely depends on the pump being in the right slot.
apacheian
I think I will show what a world changing rebel I am.
ihatedmyoldusername
oook?
CampaignCowboy
Yes, this is considered poor behavior.
Useyourhead165
Gotta never let them know your next move
qwertylesh
At first i thought he was doing something malicious to the pumps but it seems he was just correcting the arrangement, presume it's a sort of mild ocd behavior but then the hair thing, shit i dunno, mans cooked.
atomfixes101
It’s more fun if you pretend he is a confused alien
girthwindandfire02
Hahahaha
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Was he correcting things? Or mixing things up?
PithyCommentBelow
Yes.
oukid
Did he do the hair thing because he noticed that he was being recorded?
qwertylesh
i dont feel that he hesitated enough to convince me that was the reason but i don't know, its possible, trying to guess what was going through their mind though probably will cause a headache.
Sreq
He hesitated because the beings that live in his teeth were giving him directions and he had to stop and listen…
FeloniousMonk13
This man's motives are vastly beyond our comprehension
Golgothanworm
he's setting right what once went wrong
Sixsystems
I'm guessing they are beyond his own comprehension too
zombiebatman
I recently washed bird poop off my car with one of those
BeaverOnFire
DeinnsBeans
I was gonna say I don’t think that’s drugs, that’s just being an asshat….then he took out the squeegee
iLikeRainyDays
He was correcting pumps that were in the wrong slots
sarzaya
I like that for many escalation moments in a story “…and then he took out the squeegee”
Perkunas687
It was a hot night.
wpcoop
Guy reminds me of Michael Meyers in "Halloween"
lostwalllet
I’m from New Jersey. We don’t touch those. (And we still have lower gas prices than you.)
Filanwizard
when I moved down here I remember once waiting at a pump at a busy Wawa and being so tempted to just hop out and pump.
WitchIrkalla
Oh hey I know this guy's wife.
moose2000
She's never looked younger....
LadyNetrex
What was in that dispenser? Never seen anything like that at cinemas here in Norway.
Idontneedrealfacts
fake butter. usually palm oil
L0rdinquisit0r
lizard person with a loose skin suit
TheJuiceLoosener
Sorry, I have a suspicion but it's been a very long time since I've watched a movie in a theater. Is that what's going on here? Fake butter dispenser?
chiechien
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
HypatiasLament
Oil of Potato Oles
RichardNunez
YourMomWasHere
Would you look at those ankles