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Drzhivago138
MN and SD are spot-on.
Drewscifer
As a Virginian yup but throw in an abusive on again off again thing with Washington, D.C.
NationalSecurityAgentC
They're codependent! RUN!
XFluerRocketson
Honestly, i just skipped ahead to my home state. The auto show is coming up in detroit. Probably gonna go and head to this little brewery.
XFluerRocketson
Euchre
Battleoncat
Number 23 will shock you!
iowawhiteboy
As an Iowan, I'm an Iowan.
DonnyPeril
As a Sioux cityian. Yes.
DerpyWerm
Hi an Iowan, I'm also an Iowan. Pass the sweetcorn.
iowawhiteboy
Thats like a dad joke and an Iowa joke all rolled into one.
KittenVonCatsworth
As a former Iowan, just remember, escape IS possible.
TeamWine
Power in numbers, Iowans! Power in numbers...
Alaskabound
As a native oh Kentucky living in Texas i can confirm both, and Washington since i spent 16 years getting rained on
acronymaddiction
As a Texan, I concur.
StabbyMcMurder
100%. Texas all the way.
stouf761
TEXAS, OUR TEXAS, ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY STATE
Youarentmyrealdad
Alllllllll my exes live In Texas!
PhancyPharmacist
That's why I hang my hat in Tennesee
remembergoliad
I would only add that Texas has to be wearing somthing either with a Texas flag or outline of the state.
remembergoliad
If neither is visible, there will be a tattoo, which they will gladly show you.
notallyllama
"The stars at night, are big and bright!!!"
shaqie
*clap clap clap* Deep in the heart of Texas!
LivingOnDancesAndDreams
Mumble mumble mumble mumble *clap clap clap clap* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
ealmerican
Howdy y'all!
willsingforavocados
me too
DoubleKouzy
I just did karaoke tonight.
andtheseashalltell
From NC, live in VT: NC is generic (swap the schools and it could be any state) and we *hate* Lesser Carolina and VA, but VT is spot-on.
callmeassholeonemoretime
Wisconsin is spot on
ShepardCom
Washington here, you got half the state right. There is more in our state than Seattle damn it!
namasteyinbed
Who could forget SpoCompton?
ClockWorkComp
especially cause the beer scene here is fantastic, last time I checked there were 276 breweries in Seattle alone.
b0bWilson09
Yeah, we would also have someone shooting up crystal meth in the bathroom from spokane
xrysta
Or Crackama.
KittenVonCatsworth
The description for Montana could basically be copy-pasted into ours. My family in Seattle are all doctors; the ones out east are ranchers.
xJoushi
We also like Canada, what a stud and Big Brother California
lukeskylarker
Why the fuck do i always have to be the designated driver??!!??
SomeGuyInNorthCarolina
No one let's us party
iritebooks
Mormons, man.
irishrover02
From colorado: this is accurate.
Copperbrat
Yep.
Imthecheese
Only if you're not a native
irishrover02
I've lived here for 22 years so not a native, but a long time resident. My husband and I enjoy hiking 14ers and then getting good beer.
SirFuckStick
I grew up in Florida and have lived the past 2 years in Georgia and can confirm both are true.
6ft1DickC
Nebraska here, gotta pre game prior to the bar. Alaska, i like your style
MANBEARSPIDER
Ohio is pretty darn accurate
AJRDeck
Upvotes for all fellow Ohioans!
iwearlittlesocks
Yeah that was savage
Karmakazi513
Ohioan here, it's spot on XD
Cyklop3s
Just made a post before seeing this saying pretty much the exact same thing. Most accurate description ever.
maurisasanchez
It's scary how true Ohio's portion is haha
fanceesauce
Im depressed just reading that...
ShotgunShutsHisCakehole
Lived there for 4 years. Thank god i got out, that description was spot on
JediMasterKitFisto
MSN had the top 10 most miserable cities in the US. Ohio was half of the list with my city being number 2....
iwearlittlesocks
I graduated from Youngstown State. I know miserable cities
tonytwocans
the sports team would be ohio state
jesmonster
Really? I would have pictured Ohio as a super obese, politically bipolar, welder trying to get through community college/get an office job
jesmonster
so he can quit his shitty welding/blue collar job
CrownPrinceofNigeria
At first I was hoping for something funny but that was too real.
jormie
I am SO Ohio. *cries but can't figure out how to leave*
tangledreece
Spot on. Though living and working near Columbus is pretty wonderful
jormie
Driving in Columbus though...
Ambooty
AY yo Columbus!
trustmeimawhalebiologist
Columbus is pretty great
KatInTheCorner
614!
VitaminJay
Oregonian reporting in: description of Oregon is accurate, the beer will be an IPA with 20lbs of hops added.
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VitaminJay
I love a nice English Brown Ale on an overcast day, so in a well thought-out maneuver, I loved to the PNW, the IPA capital of the world...
VitaminJay
*moved
TheRicM
TIL San Diego is Oregon
Tuen
In general, yep. But man, I love whiskey...
VitaminJay
Same here. There's a local distilled bourbon here in Astoria...
Tuen
And replied so I try it after I graduate and have money. Uh, and something about a job in between those two.
VitaminJay
http://www.pilothousespirits.com
Tuen
Oooooooh, hype! Thanks!
SuperiorPosterior
I gotta say, WA is pretty accurate to. Can't stand alcohol at all, love coffee, like hiking and movies, but I'd pick up NJ's napkin myself.
DidItForScience
Portland, let alone Oregon isn't as hipster as people make it to be and our beer is world class, so if you ain't heard then you don't know.
Heftydog
As an Oregonian I do not like IPAs. The small town I live in there are 5 micro breweries. 27 of the 30 beers are IPAs, and 20lbs is light.
VitaminJay
Sounds a lot like my town of Astoria.
owlette
Washingtonian here. Let's be friends? :)
VitaminJay
There are people in Washington? I look out over the Columbia and see nothing but trees in that state. :D
Nccoffee
Another Oregonian: the beer will have been made by 2 men named Terry, taste like your eating a bowl of hops and Brewed in a coffee Tim
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VitaminJay
Made with yeast harvested from Garbage Pete's beard, follow us on Instagram!
GenericFacebookComment
Bing bing bing! Just kidding I can only give you one :(
1Blank1
Are you from portland? Cuz I know a lot of people from Oregon who would fit a lot better in west Virginia
VitaminJay
SF bay area native, moved to Astoria, Oregon.
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Eugene and Salem are also full of hipster types, but yeah there's a large chunk of Oregon that is full of real life Cletus Spucklers.
DVSBSTrD
Massachusetts is correct, but we'll fight anybody over anything really.
setherswade
Oklahoman checking in. Damn your accuracy
bloodbowler
Hello fellow Oklahoman. How is your Budlight?
setherswade
Tastes like piss, but that's what we love according to the world
IAmJacksExtraNipple
Concur on the good beer... Now if we can get our beer laws in line.
thehonkypatrol
Makes me sad. We have great food and beer now!
setherswade
I agree. More and more culture is moving into the state. Give us a chance people
Thisguyneedsataco
As an Iowan, we'd be sitting with Minnesota or trying to buy fireworks from Missouri.
scotchisdelicious
And asking why the bar doesn't sell Busch light
KittenVonCatsworth
And occasionally hitting up Wisconsin for cheese curds. Best part of family road trips when I was a kid.
spicyraamen
I'm surprised Minnesota wasn't described as a Canadian viking
AmericasCanada
Shhhh we can't talk about any Vikings right now. Wait until the wounds start to heal.
iritebooks
You mean the ones that LOST? HAHA! GO PACK GO! (Don't hurt me... go Loons? Uh... Go Saints? Yeah, go saints!)
MBelle
Woohoo Pennsylvania!!! We're cheerful but slutty! Lmao.
cranialpleasure
We go to fancy parties with New York but New Jersey knows how we act at the beach ;)
MBelle
Sure I go to the fancy parties. But fuck if I let someone call Philly a 5th borough. Then it's on! :-D
Ladymeowsalot
Fuck yes we are. *chest bump* OOPS, just touched you with my boobs!! Haha *giggle* Might as well just take our shirts off and run around!!
MBelle
Lol! No prob! I have lady parts too and ain't afraid to chest bump.
Ladymeowsalot
I am a big fan of lady parts, just to make this as creepy as possible. *facepalms and starts internal monologue: this is not how you flirt."
MBelle
Never met a person who wasn't. These things are powerful. But I know with great power comes great responsibility.
NapalmSticks2Kids
D: what do us males do??!
Dinflame
Pleasantly surprised at the relatively favorable review. Feel like it coulda been a lot worse lol
MBelle
Right?!? I was scrolling waiting to be insulted. And I'm like wow! They get me. They really get me!
mnorthwood13
Michigan...yep
Leegionnaire
Love euchre lol
spaceasaurus
Must agree. Except no one will play euchre with me. :(
GeorgePotompkin
I know that feeling, buddy.
ellisDeeee
Snortwood baybay! SUP!
mnorthwood13
Holy shit someone who knows. What year?
ellisDeeee
Not an alum. my boy was a crow? If that's right. Spent a time er two out that way.
mnorthwood13
Yea that's right. He was a partier then.
nightwater
I will have to politely disagree in defense of the Yoop.
anotherdouchebagwithanobnoxiouslylongusername
Yeah the up is usually just ignored. Sorry about that - current troll
nightwater
Hey, it happens. People think we don't exist or are apart of Canada. Shit happens.
troublemutt
Damn son, you play Euchre? Thought it was just the Cornish :)
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tokenhooker
I'm from Waterford and I tell people "in between flint and Detroit"
anotherdouchebagwithanobnoxiouslylongusername
Rock and a hard place huh?
BendersCasino
"Yeah I'm from Detroit" "yeah? Where?" " oh Joy and Beck, you know..." hahhaa
ImBadAsh
I have some atwater,,,Spades are trump...Corktown is cool.
lcplschmuckatelli
ace no face and screw the dealer
ForKnitsAndGiggles
Vanilla Java Porter, Hamtramk Disneyland, not a huge fan of that particular card game, otherwise that is an accurate description.
LetsBucketListThisBitch
Living in Grand Rapids is amazing. So. Many. Breweries.
anotherdouchebagwithanobnoxiouslylongusername
G-Rap represent! I love it here too. I get to work right downtown.
ThisIsTheBestUsernameICouldComeUpWith
Just turned 21 this last year. Still haven't made it around to probably a tenth of them
LetsBucketListThisBitch
Yeah I'm 23 and only have made it to a little more than a half
ThisIsTheBestUsernameICouldComeUpWith
Probably doesn't help I don't really like beer. :\
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
I wanna be Colorado or South Dakota.. i can't decide which
WackTheHorld
I'd be fine with either, but leaning toward Colorado.
coloradostoneman
Colorado is awesome
badgrammarfuhdaze
As a Massachusetts person, FUCK YOU NEW YORK
TheQuantumArchitect
As a New Yorker, FUCK YOU TOO MASSHOLE.
DrunkenWeasel
I think you mean fahk you new york
Obiwannabe9
As a once New Jersey now New York person, FUCK YOU MASSACHUSETTS
pepperronii
I understand the salt, your state's description is dependent entirely on New York. (Jk, MA is pretty sweet! Greetings from a NY'er :D)
alwayzup2shenanigans
Found the Masshole
ImGettingBlackoutDrunkAndYoureLeavingMeAlone
Preach
letsleepingcatslie
Florida here... Only semi-inaccurate.
Topcat123
Reading this makes me want to visit Florida more often. Glad I'm in Alabama and not that far away.
TallyReign
Sounded like N Florida to me. S Florida would be doing all that covered in orange and green U's
BillietheUnicorn42
Never take your gator through the groves.
PQTANLINDA
Publix ice tea is amazing
hartmonica
FL is really 2, maybe 3 types of states in one. This sounds like northern/central florida
yagamiisgod
Nailed the Publix part though
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
FLORIDA MAN!! flori DaDa flori DaDa
TallyReign
Sounded like N Florida to me. S Florida would be doing all that covered in orange and green U's...
MersopolisII
Now who here actually read the full post, and not just their own state?
BookSmart
Hell no, I got shit to do and memes to post.
flippywizgig
I did. Seems like the author stated running out of ideas about halfway through.
TheSubtleIceCreamCone
Read it all to get to Ohio. Not dissapointed
Cattoenailsoup
As an australian nothing except the guy from new jersey made sense to me
TheJoker33
I did, but I'm also Australian so I have no state to call my own.
pmmemynudes
I read ohio and west virginia because i've lived in each about the same amount of time and im walking distance between the two
iveneverthoughtofanyusernameaslongasididthisonee
I went to the 2 states I've lived in for 10+ years, then went back and read them all.
DirtyWings
I did. I'm Wisconsin, with a dash of Nevada/ Dakota in there. No colt, but a belt knife and I'd be carving and drinking neat whiskey.
WelshMerc4223
Sadly, I did.
25schmeckles
eh, I read the states I actually know something about. A lot of them are inside jokes if you don't get out much.
mcase19
I was waiting to get to virginia and was at the t's when i realized it was alphabetically organized
azazello17
As a Texan who isn't the biggest fan of his state, I knew I was going to hate mine, so of course I read the rest :p
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
Whats nice about being in Colorado is that I get to quit early on!
timetravell3r
I couldn't resist my mild interest.
saharadesert
Brit here. Read it all, didn't quite understand all the references.
youpeopledisgustme
as a Canadian..no I read the states I visited!
humdiddlydoo
Present.
mrmayortheiv
Unfortunately I did. I was interested at first, then wanted to reach South Dakota, then was to invested to quit.
SuperiorPosterior
WA is pretty accurate too. Can't stand alcohol at all, love coffee, like hiking and movies, but I'd pick up NJ's napkin myself. I'm quiet.
floppydingo24
I feel like he nailed it. Nobody really dislikes South Dakota, but nobody really notices us here either.
Asronudon
Full disclosure I live in Washington so I read all of it
SuperiorPosterior
How accurate was WA for ya? It was basically me, but I'm something of a wallflower, so I wouldn't yell about a napkin...
Klompenaround
I live in Wisconsin, same story as yours
Tetragrammaton
I did. But then again, I live in Finland.
MontyPythonsHolySnail
Then you should know NY isn't all Wall Street business!!! It's also 95% telling people "I'm from New York...no, not the city"
PunapartainenViikinkiPeruna
Same
TreeSparrowDY
Me too, butt I'm a Britt P:
ARavenheart
Same here, but in Belgium :p
azazello17
Hey, I live in the northeast of France, I'm going to visit you soon :)
CMcAwesomeville
Belgian brother/sister!
Nobes28
Marylander here. I'm sure we'd be wearing something that had our flag on it as well as downing some Old Bay
qwicksilfer
I got Maryland flag socks for Christmas!!!! And I fly the flag. I don't live in MD...
nettiebean
It's true, and we'll never be ashamed of it!
HessianGhost
To be fair, our flag is awesome.
Nobes28
Hell yeah it is!
Daloth
As a Tennessean, you got all of the southern states far too well. Especially Georgia, Florida, and the Carolinas.
Hodor1
Should we have a gun to? Maybe a sweet ass revolver
WillFerrellOfRHCP
As a Florida man, I love Publix
IceCreamVortex
I can't get my sandwiches anywhere else!
Bramicles
You're not THE Florida man are you?
SusanDelgado
Georgia basically describes every male family member I have there. Lol.
bufferkiller
It is so damn accurate.
SusanDelgado
A whopping two months later.
bufferkiller
Necroposting, brought to you by my chronic insomnia and poor sense of time!
berlasty
Bonus #3 Canada is loud but friendly and apologizing for parking his moose out front while drinking a Molson Canadian n talking aboot hockey
Sophaloafagus
Canada is a bigger less crowded bar thats giving drinks away for free
WackTheHorld
With Saskatchewan on stage playing a banjo.
victorthevagabond
And 19 year old Detroiters are dropping by after binging on Timmy Hos
berlasty
Can confirm, I live in the Canadian boarder city to Detroit
victorthevagabond
ayy Windsor
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Louisiana is my spirit state, also where I'm moving to
MaceyCarringone
Come on bruh!
stephacat
Welcome! Also Abita is the best. The brewery tour is cool! And free beer
LosMinefield
Stephikat?
stephacat
Dooooo I know you in real life?
LosMinefield
Possibly
stephacat
Hmm...what's ya name?!
BenderBendingRrodriguez
I love abita! Purple haze is my favorite
LosMinefield
Great tart brewing in Shreveport is pretty awesome too. Reasonably Corrupt gives turbo dog a run for its money
LosMinefield
*great raft brewing
stephacat
I love reasonably corrupt!