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Oct 7, 2019 12:09 PM
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MikeMathers
People believe what they want to believe. Even stupid stuff.
BeRad117
Still being investigated heavily, reported daily by the hour on news sites,
still accepted it was suicide.
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Katz00
Still under investigation as well. Please don't forget that bit either!
MetaVulture
It was such a surprise! Even to him!
prepeymad
Precisely
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
There's zero reason to think he was killed, the investigation is still ongoing, and if what the feds have is as substantial as the media-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
initially played up, then this will take literal years to finish up.
Zipbang
Epstein hung himself with help of a low Barr.
andcon23
WhichIsIt
High places as in mountains or places with lots of drugs?
seveneljeven
Weekly reminder that people make claims without any evidence.
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
TBH it seems more like a 2-hourly reminder than a weekly one
thejohnspecko
Although it would be nice to think this is true, suicide is much more likely.
bogus1983
Even if we assume that this is true, what do you expect anyone here to do about it?
bogus1983
That's not just snark, I'm open to suggestions. It just seems unlikely that any Imgurians wield conspiracy-level political power.
DiracsDelta
I’m not convinced he was killed. On the other hand, being coerced or enticed to take his own life achieves the same effect.
malikcarr
I gave up on the murder conspiracy idea when facts revealed his megabucks defense attys. would have to have been in on it. There's too->
malikcarr
many ways it could have leaked with too many people who'd have a LOT to lose if it came out. Now if someone encouraged him to off himself->
malikcarr
with implicit threats he wouldn't get a sweetheart deal for narcing on people, that I might believe.
Someshithead241
When it was kill himself or be subjected to gen pop, I wouldn't be surprised if he suicided
szepasszony
Pro tip: instead of blaming the Democrats or Trump, realize that they are all powerful assholes that stay in power b/c we blame each other.
DukePhelan
And nothing will happen to them. It will go down the memory whole and they will move to another island to continue the abuse little girls.
ax2usn
...and boys. Evil has no boundary.
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
We currently have no proof of this. If it happened, fine. But it needs to be *proven* - otherwise you're just spreading conspiracy theories.
pzummo
“Assisted” suicide
technitium
Agent 47: "Did someone call for me?"
TakuanSoho
MADchemEE
"Persuaded" suicide?
Justadude101010103000
*unwanted assisted suicide
Dankking
Insisted suicide.
CraftedLine
"Surprise suicide"
WaterDragonHaku
A supricide?
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Weekly reminder that conspiracy theories are lazy conclusions that look like facts to weak minds.
Pentjotal
Yes, but reality is crazier than fiction
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Occam's Razor is a pretty good filter to separate out the crazy from the reasonable.
remysgal
Weekly reminder that the leading cause of death in US jails is suicide and that's fucked up
Silent1fd
Its also the leading cause of death of young men, even more fucked up.
CorrugatedUrethra1995
The irony here is pretty thick. You think you're so informed but can't even be bothered to keep up with news outside of your facebook feed.
strangelyaddicting
The point is, we shouldn't have to. The media should keep this front and center but they don't. What's ironic is you not grasping that.
SwagRaptorJesus
it's more about the fact that justice is useless with this kind of cases, they code every part of the process, and every one on the way #1
SwagRaptorJesus
of investigation can be pressured on, blackmailed, or corrupt. I agree that investigation could and should be done by secret services or so
CorrugatedUrethra1995
Proving my point yet again. There are articles related to this daily. It can be front and center when there's something new to report.
Someshithead241
Too bad it did literally nothing to stop investigations or protect anyone, despite what people here like to claim and believe
DaDisser
I mean didn't it? He had names and could have given them up. Now who has the names? I expect nothing to come of it. Even tho Trump did kids
Someshithead241
Now the names come out in the form of his intricately recorded black book and literal video tapes, instead of his mouth
RhinoNaut
Am I the only one getting tired of conspiracy memes?
DamnedAustin
Nope. It's ridiculous. People would rather chase nothing than address the facts.
HdoubleL
Which facts?
DamnedAustin
That he had attempted suicide before. That he was taken off suicide watch. That he committed suicide.
FoxlovesCookies
Ah...conspiracy theories 101. Basic google search says there lots of follow up. Stop spreading BS.
Tabrias
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/16/us/jeffrey-epstein-florida-accusers-judge-ruling/index.html It's dead jim.
Retromorphic
Nice sarcasm little bit stong though might wanna bring it back a bit.
FoxlovesCookies
https://www.google.com/search?q=latest+news+in+epstein&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&prmd=nvi&sxsrf=ACYBGNSqM8hh_VZ1CDe9g9CLIjA_oMZkSQ:1570
AlfredDPrince
technicalfool
People knew that before 2016, and voted for him for the lulz anyway. Gotta pwn them libtards. Or something.
Cestarian
Wow, gonna post this every week? Care to also post a weekly reminder about how free software is dead because Stallman was pushed out of fsf?
Cestarian
(This is related btw, stallman made some stupid comment about epstein it in some email, and all of a sudden he is satan for his opinion)
somerandomguy903
Two presidents, two british prime ministers, even the grandchildren of the German Kaisers were involved in it.
Cestarian
Don't blame the pedophiles, blame the trafficker... Classic.
Wookiebutter
Maybe princess Diana figured ol andy balls out.
ImJustHereToMakePeopleCry
Oh fuck. I mean....
Jagerbeast
Minimum
MrPhukett
Andrew’s only one person and he’s not the grandchild of a Kaiser anyway.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
Source?
thisnameistaken
Don't forget the queen of Englands son
Madethisusernameforonereason
That'd be the grandsons of them German Kaisers there, don't'cha know?
MrPhukett
Yeah. Except he’s not.
BlackHartMTB
Kaiser Wilhelm was Queen Victoria’s grandson. Prince Andrew isn’t the Kaisers grandson.
dearchap
Alabama Europe style
pfefferkorn
Saarland Europe Style*
europenudist
So once it’s about pedophiles they are suddenly grandkids of the German Kaiser and not British
Solidfire737
That's the way the cookie crumbles
GrmpyWzzrd
Just like donald trump is of german ancestory and not american
Truckcompany17gorilla1337
British royalty is actually a German bloodline
europenudist
...yes...i know that
StarryPlough
Imagine refusing to believe that a man facing those sort of charges would kill himself in custody lol
Revicus
That's what gets me. People up against (justifiedly) life-ruining criminal charges off themselves pretty regularly.
StarryPlough
Why would he even be arrested in the first place if the 2spooky illuminati were going to off him before he could be convicted
tiexodus
“Killed”
n0gal
I believe the accepted terminology for this action is "Arkancide"
Coyote8
"committed suicide"
CloseupCaptionReaction
Deaded
OverMyDadBody
pepsi
BURNtheZEPPELIN
!sded
TheKingOfTheJews
Bepis
DamnedAustin
Is there a SINGLE shred of evidence that this happened? Dude had plenty of reasons to kill himself. Conspiracy theories are dumb.
MaxGuyver
This. Show facts and not coincidences if you want to prove something. That said, there's certainly pedophiles in high places, a french 1/2
MaxGuyver
2/2 politic say some hints by mistake in a french talk show, he's been put aside after this.
MaxGuyver
https://youtu.be/ndqFZqjKrqo For those who speak french. ;)
DamnedAustin
Absolutely. I'm not doubting that. But he had plenty of reason to kill himself, it's not at all far-fetched.
HdoubleL
The circumstances and setting of his apparent suicide required such a comical level of coincidence that it seems highly suspect.
DamnedAustin
Uh. Not really. He was (likely erroneously) taken off suicide watch. Then he committed suicide. That's not a wild leap of any kind...
HdoubleL
Psychologically coercing & aiding in suicide has been & can be tried as involuntary manslaughter. Plenty of ppl with blood on their hands...
HdoubleL
If he did kill himself they absolutely knowingly set the table for him to do so, perhaps under orders.
DamnedAustin
Ok. Show me evidence that he was psychologically coerced or aided. I'm willing to change my mind, but I need EVIDENCE.
HdoubleL
The simple fact that he was taken off suicide watch after JUST attempting suicide and put back in a cell with a sheet is evidence of aiding