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flicman
Oof
Jormungandr49
It's amazing how guys who believe themselves to be experts on women so readily ensure they'll never ever sleep with one.
TreasonousCheeto
Anecdotal evidence is unscientific.
nonCanadianGoose
Maybe she’s not doing for men, but for herself.
Renza0
Probably right, and not that it matters, but as a guy, I think it looks fucking great. Plus it adds some variety and individualism to life
baconandmorebacon
Didn't you read his comment? Evolution forbids women doing something just for themselves. tHiS iS bIoLoGy!
brucom
Or, for her female lover.
ToasterDent
That guy can't conceive of a woman doing something for herself, in his mind woman are evolutionarily programmed only to benefit men
tinybluedot5
Also that’s not what cognitive dissonance is either. Dude was just trying to sound fancy while saying “you’re wrong”
Jernau
Seems like he can't conceive non-sexual aesthetics even. Imagine pointing out a beautiful sunset, and he's "what? I can't fuck the sky!"
j4zmon
"Women won't date me because I'm a nice guy." - this fuckwad probably.
Aefinn
"they are afraid of my superior intelligence"
Jimthebutler
Imagine being this full of shit. Also, I think it looks nice on some people.
doesntmatter
I don't think being full of shit look good on anybody
ToasterDent
llamallamadingd0ng
I like it when my wife switches from purple to green hair. It’s sexy. She’s sexy. Fuck off prick
tyrsfavoritesword
So far I've liked everything my wife's done with her hair but black... even bald was fun.
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
Why is it wierd to like the pretty colours? Pretty colours are Pretty.
BeTheMirage
Exactly! I don't understand the hate toward colored hair, it's fun and hurts no one. Let people enjoy things you fucking lemon.
Voojagig
Give this man a darwin award, he just removed himself from the gene pool.
whitewater0034
I don't understand how so many fools get sucked into thinking this is a real account and not a troll looking for bites.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
That’s one of the most clever burns I’ve seen.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
On a sidenote: WTF us that condescending "government school" bullshit? Is that how far we've come?
Barkinsons
I'd bet good money that guy's an incel.
forte10
I'm not betting against you. I like my money.
Kbantar
Sadly, nope. Many women are just as sexist against women and in general rigid about gender stereotypes as this d-bag.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
I used to think so (as a woman) but honestly, I stopped being scared and have found most women to be very supportive and not “catty”.
Kbantar
Good people are everywhere, IMO. You just need to remember that you don't have to associate with the bad ones, for the most part.
reverendbonobo
I'm not sure he was ever really in it.
BikiniSamuraiBun
Depends what species we take into consideration. Is arsehole a species?
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
He sounds like an incel
Acc87
That pseudo scientific tone.
Clara93
You have to admit, they’re very creative in finding different ways to say “no woman wants to have sex with me”
Antrazit
That’s grade A small dick energy right there
idiotcube
You can usually be happy for someone who's doing something that makes them happy, even if it's not something that makes you happy.
buddhafw
Usually yes, exceptions being for psycopaths, rapists and child molesters. Oh and westboro baptists.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Shit, I fell right to sleep after I read "Humans are evolutionarily programmed with..." Zzzzzz.
MrFancyPanzer
Oh jesus, despite women not evolving to wear a sun dress I do like a woman in a nice sun dress.
digdoodler
We love sundresses too. Win-win
MrFancyPanzer
unfortunately they seem to be somewhat rare at least around where i live, i would much rather see a woman in a sundress than mom jeans.
oberon909
Manception.
KaizokuShojo
Men didn't evolve to specifically trim their facial hair into sideburns but I adore it (many Christmases ago, asked my husband to grow
KaizokuShojo
sideburns, best Christmas present.)
gradeD
Its an evolutionary trait, but thankfully this is atypical.
HoldingAccount
That's with the mansplainer's point. Women wearing sundresses to look sexier to men.
qwertdeep
That’s missing the point of cringe for the post. Women don’t necessarily dress sexy for men. Ever heard the saying: “Look good, feel good”?
HoldingAccount
I’m saying the mansplainer in the post thinks women wear sundresses to look attractive to men.
MrFancyPanzer
I thought the point was "it's not natural so it's not attractive"
HoldingAccount
The mansplainer isn't saying anything about natural, just what is attractive to the opposite sex.
astrangehop
Bizarre counterpoint: the sundress is a top evolution of a dress. It's breezy, comfortable, and looks good on almost anyone.
stankginchfurbuger
Top evolution if you live somewhere sunny. Where I live, sun dresses = freezing death for 90% of the year.
ActionJohnnie
I’ve seen them with pockets.
awesomecat42
I have one with pockets! It's my favorite.
GoIIum
I am tempted to accept the challenge but I don't have a sundress
Arrofancy
I'll send you one for Christmas
MaelstromDesign
Ive never been this dry and im a guy.
flarflarf
"evolutionary psychologists? oh, you mean fiction writers." - my old boss, a PhD in behavioral science
Starhaven350
But that looks nice like a colorful bird it would draw attention. Maybe im a bird i guess and not human
hellsCosmosDog
I find purple hair attractive. I also find other colours attractive. Also hair doesn’t matter. You know why? Cuz I’m lonely.
notyourcollegeprofessor
Yes, the well understood genetic pathway that triggers disgust at colored hair. Look it up on www.shitthatdoesntexist.edu.
BryanLaserEpee
Some men never read how Sir Gawain got married and it shows.
djrinni
Big fucking oof right there. Also that hair's pretty hot
POGassultraboot
Not my personal thing, but that shit looks cool as fuck!
RealAndi
agree
Erutanmi
Damn right.
MainDeflectorDish
I'm very impressed the stylist was able to get all the distinct colors in there without it turning into a muddy mess. That's skill!
transientmind
I mean... the post is probably right that she did it for herself, but that it works for me as a happy bonus.
pareidoliaperson
How dare beautiful things be beautiful?
ayhhha
it’s actually a repulsion technique and works well
Krustation137
I love girls with colourful hair? I didn't realise this was apparently not the norm.
tomatoboy
Yeah I like it. Dude’s just salty.
AdonesMr
The hair is wonderful. Not the color (for me). And I am happy for her (or him? ?) and the rest who likes it.
Khagaan
Right? I like the color/s too but the hair itself does look good n healthy... just beautiful overall.
MangoBounty
It looks sooo soft
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Personally, I don't find it very attrative. But I also don't think it's a woman's obligation to be attractive to me. Or anyone. So...
djrinni
I obviously disagree but you get an upvote for reasonable discourse!
Sm9yCg
I would love to run my fingers through that hair.
infernopg
Biggest turn on for me on an otherwise already attractive woman is stuff like this, colorful hair, piercings, tattoos... I might have a type
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Yeah I def have a weird thing for colored hair. I’m not ashamed to admit it using my anonymous account.
ICryWhenICum
Mark?
Myhatisold
It is ok to not like it. I don't like the current makeup trends that completely change what a person looks like. :)
PyroDragon
I know I would fuck it.
ToasterDent
The Judybats - All I Want To Do Is Fuck Your Hair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBgLKns1aos
Bucushin
Oh yeah, that's going on my weird playlist.
TanzanianGermanGuy
Not the chick though...just the hair
PyroDragon
yeah, duh.
Hextator
TheCuntCrusader
TheCuntCrusader
hirosjimma
The hair? I fail to understand the logistics of that
GadenKerensky
You've not seen enough R34 then.
TheArchbaldPothole
Once you do the armpit or elbow or the ear... it... comes... easy...
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Have you seen Tangled, where she wraps that guy up in hair and bonks him with a pan? That, just the guy is a dick.
Morsalbum
hey, he wasn't that bad. i prefered him to all the other ACTUAL 'princes' in disney movies. THOSE guys were dicks.
hirosjimma
you want your dick to get bonked by a pan?? I ain't kink shaming, just learning new things here
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
only if a chameleon is judging the action, yes
ColClone54
A big red flag if she's dropping better than $100 every few weeks on hair color alone. Nothing like a wife who "forgot" her purse 20x/week.
ColClone54
No exaggeration BTW.
ToasterDent
Are you a volcel too like the guy in the post?
therealzombiejesus
Good thing you don't have to worry about having a wife, cause whoever would accept your ugly ass personality is prob Equally ugly In and out
ColClone54
Wait til your 1st wife starts hiding the bills.
ColClone54
Of course not all people pull stuff like that (not gender specific by miles) but do not think it does not happen and often or you're in for
ColClone54
a really bad time.
OhNoDontTouch
A big red flag if your dude posts shit like this ^^^
ColClone54
Not if the dude found a few grand in unpaid bills kinda hidden away. Nobody is "their dude" or "their woman." Love is NOT ownership. Grow up
Myhatisold
I understand your post now.Hope you can get things worked out. Also sorry that you got some really mean replies.
Myhatisold
I have a job and pay for my own stuff. In between hair appointments I do the touch ups myself.
summatlonganduntaken
Who ever said she drops over a hundred bucks on hair color a week? The girl dyed her hair once. Chill the fuck out and stop making up your
summatlonganduntaken
own argument.
ColClone54
Wait til you have daughters.
MiniMartimus
Ironic how you literally just tried to start a argument when he was giving a example and you jumped on it like a tramp on chips
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
People have been known to dye their hair themselves or use clip-in extensions. 50 for 20 bucks on eBay. Not…
ColClone54
And it rarely comes out that professional looking but good luck.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
You'd be amazed what some people do at home. Also with regard to hair cutting & styling. And many have a neighborhood guy or family member …
ColClone54
I know quite well. I've also seen complete train wrecks just like everyone else. And I see you've skipped the part about her hiding loans &
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
who has a knack for this kind of thing. Really doesn't have to be expensive.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
just for women. Also, women typically have their own income these days.
ColClone54
No shit, never said otherwise. My ex did too and I didn't play with her money at all. She however took out loans in my name & didn't tell me
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I only just read your other reply. I didn't skip it, but what do you expect me to say? Some people have a problem and can't handle money.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I wouldn't generalize from one case, however. There are guys who spend a fortune on their car, but not everyone with a nice car has debt.
Dryheat
That hair is sexy AF!
phuzz00
Unusually coloured hair always gets my attention, and personally I find it attractive. ymmv
realrealluckless
My girlfriend randomly dyes her hair and asks me if I like it. I don't give two shits what colour she picks, but she's hot when she's happy.
HeiheiForPresident
MrShieldy
Who is this, I feel like I know her? Some actress, I'm guessing?
FishingNerd
Looks like Karen Gillan
MrShieldy
Cool, thanks
greyblob
She's hot when she's happy. So true.
thefatlonelyjew
My ex girlfriend used to dye her hair and it would look like shit and I'd be supportive anyway but jesus I'm glad it's over
CassandraCat
Yeah my bf acts and thinks the same I think about me dying my hair haha
AranWash
As long as you can properly pull on it and hair doesn't fall out, I don't see the problem.
MajorPredator
The answer is always that you like it.
Nizedk
Ilike everything that makes you happy and that which defines you.
magicpudding
Love my wife's natural red hair colour & curls but compliment her hair when straitened, streaked or dyed. She feels good & that counts a lot
NairouTryyshokk
This. My fiance is one of the most vain people I know, but I have finally gotten her to understand that it's not what she is wearing or how
NairouTryyshokk
Her makeup is done that does it for me, it's the confidence that those things give her that I love.
tg2222222
You can have preferred colours and still be happy when she's happy though.
Khagaan
Happy wife, happy life.
iamdeadlol
*future wife....probably
pokepoketopa
@scottpilgim
MrMilkTime
My wife has had their hair long, short, shaved, pink, orange, blue, blonde - all hot cos it’s the same person
zenoshogun
I also choose this mans happy wife.
Dreble
The real pro move is to find someone who is still hot while disappointed.
incubisexual
Ya exactly. I definitely got a favorite of my partner's hair colors and styles but all of them look fkin fantastic to me, they're all her
kudasiNezuko13
Thats the way to think guy . I love it ? and i agree i see my man happy and its hot and makes me happy even if he owns a mustard color ?
Gudhansson
Theres the secret
elinveronicap
My husband was not happy when I dyed my hair blue. Ofc, it was stupid ugly and first wanted to do a Britney bc I was in a bad place mentally
ProudAussie
Well it distracts from the fact that her ass is phat
BallmerOs
My friend said “I like when my wife dyes her hair. it’s like I’m having an affair without being a shit heel.” I agree.
ICryWhenICum
How can you be this right. This goddamnit is the fucken truth
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ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
Yep this.
elinveronicap
It really isn't and it's not funny or productive to perpetuate that stereotype.
MrShieldy
No. I love my girlfriend when she's not happy as well. And then we work together to make her happy again. Because thats much better for her.
TanithRosenbaum
Every woman's got a bit of Morticia Addams in her. :)
SpiceSlag
When I met my ex-gf she had fierce dyed red hair, and it would fade back to brown. She didn't laugh when I said it was like a 2 for 1 deal.
NotQuiteEntirelyUnlikeTea
As someone who has been married for 26 years, this is 100% accurate. Anything which makes her happy is great.
AnemicBanana
"she's hot when she's happy" is the BEST possible thing to say
Butidontwanttomakeausername
Damn right man. My wife has changed her hair so many times i don't even remember what it was like when we met but i love her being happy
sickandtired365
I find all people to be more attractive the happier they are. It’s amazing.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
She's hot when she's happy. I got to note that down. So simple yet so right.
rowm
Insert video of that one girl who was told what they were going to do all day
datphone777365
Careful, that can lead to bad things for ya too.
mrshinethediamond
Good to know I'm unattractive on two fronts.
Longinus212
Probably want to change it to 'hottest when she's happy' if you're going to say it in person. Still implies they're hot regardless.
RamenGoodnness
Shit! Now that’s fuckin smooth.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Yeah do that. Never leave the wiggle room in a in person conversation.
OuchYoureonmyhair
If it's ever really unattractive say "I like you with [lighter/darker/redder] hair better. It brings out the [blue/green/gold] in your eyes.
greygoosery
Just don’t do this if it was a major change and they may already be feeling down. Wait a bit.
moshpitmolly
Maybe rephrase a little. Instead of "I like you better..." Maybe just, I like _(this look)___ because it highlights ___ about you.
OuchYoureonmyhair
Yes. Important difference!
merryjumpingjane12
That dude has issues. Either he will be caught wearing his mothers clothes, or maybe a serial killer.
ShadeEmberi
both
mikeatike
Just another incel bashing away at his keyboard form a poorly lit basement.
Myhatisold
My hair is always unusual colors. Current colors are neon yellow, pink, and teal. I do it for MY happiness.
mrmartini
Exactly. I used to have crazy hairdos and colors (punk rock styles) before the baldness. It was fun. People made fun of it, but fuck 'em.
winteriscummings
Me too! Orange purple and pink for me.
Sasurau
Good on you, not having that option anymore is the one thing I dislike about having started losing my hair in my late 20s. That said there's
Sasurau
nothing as embarassing as a dude stuck in his early 20s, so it's just the lack of the choice that bothers me, since my choice would be nah
Myhatisold
Hopefully you can find a way to be you. It is important. I was sad when I had to cut my hair really short cuz of a surgery.
Myhatisold
I know it is nothing similar to losing hair.
Sasurau
Honestly, it's the only thing I miss of it-- I don't miss combing it, having to take care of it, having it in my eyes, etc, so it's not too
Myhatisold
I am over 60. I have had unusual colors in my hair for at least 15 years. I am just me. I don't have to dress for any part. Lol.
that300ZXguy
Umm, that's really sexy.
Melonfish
My wifes hair was purple when I first met her.
PTFCMcGee
Got that incel energy going on here. Yikes.
ghengis71
I think it's brilliant and attractive and I'm 73yrs old,
amp99
sparkymcboomboom
As a gey, I think that looks sexy as hell.
Crippling
see i don't get how this ISNT attractive
slinkiisu
BRING ME THE UNICORN.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
It looks awesome, but is a shame how much it costs and how difficult it is to keep it looking that nice.
LincLoud
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
captainfakeypants
Hnnnnnngggggg.
catsandcoke
She looks like a My Little Pony
awesomecat42
Rainbow Dash that you?
jbilly90
I wish
OneStepMore
Right? I wish I could afford hair like that!
jbilly90
Yep and not be toxic chemicals
malakim
There is a reason you don't see this on the street. This looks good for ~2 days then it starts looking like shit. Super high maintainance.
Omnipotence0
Actually what I was gonna ask, thank you sir.
Lumpchunker
Yeah, even two colours can be a huge pain the ass to keep looking fresh. This would be a nightmare.
RicheTheBuddha
The hair or the girl?
qwertdeep
Both
strawmanAlert
Wow that dude really goes out of his way to be unappealing to the opposite sex
whitewater0034
How can peopel not spot a troll acount on this website anymore?
YoSoyMilk
Thankfully, this is atypical
imthatguyhere
Its unfortunately not... so many of these redpilled fucks.
ToasterDent
He simply doesn't understand evo-science or female sexual attraction.
Dinos91
It's an evolutionary trait lol
Clara93
Let’s hope he doesn’t pass it on
CanadianEngineer
Fuckin got em
Ketheres
Unfortunately it leads to an evolutionary dead end.
TiredSnowball
No, this is how it should end. As nature intended.
Ketheres
It's still unfortunate for him, even if it's a fortunate thing for our species.
PotatOSLament
It’s certainly unusual, but it happens.
DarthPlaigus
To any sex really. Probably other species too. Like this is the type of person dogs get upset by. Dogs!
ZerofaithX263
I worked with a dude like this, not joking, he actually had a contract he'd try to make prospective girlfriends sign with expectations.
ZerofaithX263
It would have things with how often they are required to have sex, how they should go dutch for all dinners, how clean the house should be.
ZerofaithX263
I know of about 2 women he tried to actually give the contract too, one left the date early, the other didn't but didn't return calls after.
ZerofaithX263
He said that he felt he was doing both parties a favor by putting expectations out in the open. He was right, it was a great warning flag.
flarflarf
lmao
SarcasticComment
It's evolution! He evolved to not reproduce for the good of the herd.
Bananasandwiches42
And he wonders why he’s single...
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Pretty sure he has a neckbeard. It’s evolution?
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
He should try going to a "government school"
Silverforte
gotta be pretty up your own ass to think you know what every other person finds attractive
LunarEntropy
I think that hair is really hot tbh
CandidGamera
Exactly. Let's humor him and apply evolutionary factors here. Traits that lead to more procreation have an evolutionary advantage (more ->
CandidGamera
<- offspring = higher chances the genes causing that trait will spread). By stating he is unwilling to procreate, he is saying he is in an->
CandidGamera
<- evolutionary disadvantage compared to males who are willing to do so because they will have a larger pool of potential mates, which ->
CandidGamera
<- means a larger chance for offspring. He is literally saying he is an evolutionary cul-de-sac, and seems to be proud of it. Oof.
NonExistingWisper
Unappealing to anyone.
nevernotsure
To any sex
onlyhalfghost
he's not very appealing to the same sex either, what's this guy's target?
bumCandle
The irony is real
LeOneTrueTroll
I'm a straight male and I find him unappealing as well.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Self-irony aside, how does he think red, blond and brunette hair came to be? Chances are male sexual selection played a pretty big role.
BikiniSamuraiBun
It’s interesting to see evolution and reverse evolution in one screen shot. Might be we have a incel primate that learnt to write.
StonesOnTheHill
Honestly, as a dude, he's pretty unattractive to me too.
MaximumRadius
I picture a cheeto-fingered, 400-pund walrus in a fedora loudly proclaiming "I'm a nice guy!"
Youcantsaychickswithdicksanymore
Nah that’s a lot of words just to say he’s never left the friend zone.
JEMbalaya
Me too!!!! But its completely involuntary.
NickRivieraMD
What a handy contrapositive.
Huskyboiler
My face does that work for me, allowing me more time in my day.
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
And the same sex
IupvoteToBringSmiles
I dont knwo if "atractive" is the right word, but sometimes when done properly this multicolored hair look impressive.
copingcabana
"To *one's* opposite sex, m'lady." /s what a tool
CubwardOHulihan
He is an extremely, terribly, profoundly, undeniably a super intelligent guy.
vauhtihirmu
To all sexes and genders, I bet.
slurrybarffast
For a second there I thought it was an A.I. becoming sentient
TheMouseOfMadness
they all do this, they shouldn't be called incels. there's so much effort put into it that it can't be called involuntary at that point
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
what do you call 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag?
onlyhalfghost
day shift
ToasterDent
Volcels
TheS4ndm4n
They are completely oblivious
FirstThingThatCameToMind
Mancels? Mandatory celibate? As in: women, its your civic duty to make sure that person never reproduces.
realrealluckless
Shared this with a few gay friends. He is unappealing to the same sex as well.
BikiniSamuraiBun
This may not offend him too much... although he might want to have a backup plan when faced with reality.
shartedatmysonsgraduation
Ha! Came here to say this.
P3rc9
I know plenty of men who don't give a crap about what a woman's hair color is. If she's hot they like her.
flavivsaetivs
I mean I really strongly prefer brunettes but I'm also not going to tell any potential girlfriend what she can and can't do with her body.
Emjayen
I'll notice if a woman has a particular style of hair I like, however otherwise it's just not significant to me.
Cl0wNz
Hair color or weight or stretch marks, for most that's not an issue
iamwang
I'd say men are more picky when it comes to weight
dontrike
But the amount of money used to do so, that's a different thing. Hundreds for that makes me wonder if I should check my wallet to see
dontrike
if anything is missing.
SeriousSeamstress
Her money, her choice. I've spent hundreds on fabric and leather. Also women haircuts are more expensive compared to men's haircut.
dontrike
Yes, but if I'm with a woman (funny I know) and her spending habits impact me then it can be a problem.
azgrak
Hot is good, hot is great. But you can’t have sex constantly. Having a good conversation with someone intelligent. Very very hot.
cforcalvin
yeah as a man i can attest to how utterly detached hair color is to sexual attraction. there’s a lot of factors, hair color isn’t one at all
Youhavinagiraffe
Personally I think having a strong preference for hair colour is really weird. The "I only date blondes" dudes are inherently creepy
smirkinchicken
Not true. I love unnatural hair colors.
Youhavinagiraffe
Same, there's a confidence and "yeah, why not" feel to it that I find very appealing
Murmull
What is true for you may be untrue for others when the topic is subjective, you realize that right?
smirkinchicken
Yep. Just saying for me.
DarksteelPenguin
Me too, except green. Don't know why though.
JeezusJuice
I know that hair turns green when they really fuck up the coloring, but I think it’s the association with the joker and toxic waste that
JeezusJuice
deters me from green hair.