This is a vaquita

Jan 28, 2017 4:10 AM

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It's a rare porpoise found only in the gulf of California.

Sadly it is endangered.

Look at these little guys. Help save the vaquita

No mom, it's not just a phase.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not just endangered. "Critically Endangered"... In imminent danger of becoming extinct. Wikipedia has their count at <100, 2 years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone post a link to a conservation group?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally, a porpoise I can get behind

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tell goku to leave him alone

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 looks computer generated....and extremely high

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That sounds like a black female name.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well PUT IT BACK IN THE FUCKING WATER ya shitbird!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It looks delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like the aquatic version of a Corgi!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude looks so high in #2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I now know where chola latinas get their makeup tips.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adorable. Should be in the aww section

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what do i do with this? how do i help?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lagitamently asking i would love to help the cause of get more informed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The National Marine Mammal Foundation is working on it. You can see more at: http://www.nmmf.org/vaquitacpr.html

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The current plan is to having U.S. Navy retask a crew of their marine mammal system to detect and track them in order to get them into...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...human care to start a breeding program.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well how the fuck do I help

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The National Marine Mammal Foundation is working on it. You can see more at: http://www.nmmf.org/vaquitacpr.html

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else first read the species as vagina?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Vagina*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

???

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately there's only about 60 of them left in the wild. Extinction is most likely imminent

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vaquitas, fajitas, vegetas, vaginas. I love them all.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small cow?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its like a goth dolphin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to help them so bad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The National Marine Mammal Foundation is working on it. You can see more at: http://www.nmmf.org/vaquitacpr.html

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cute vaquita

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YO MY FRIEND AND I DID A PROJECT ON THESE GUYS FOR A MARINE BIOLOGY CLASS. There are very few of them left under 30 of them left they are

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

super endangered and are being caught in nets that aren't even meant for them. They are the unfortunate bycatch of the totoaba

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which are only being caught for their liver which is believed to have special healing properties (it doesn't).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact they are the smallest of the porpoise family

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also practically blind

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Salty porpoise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*careless whisper plays in the background*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Memes will preserve endangered species

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you like jazz?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I laughed hard at the original image. I laughed harder at this.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Hehe glad it made you laugh!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaayyyyyyy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The little cow

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Haha, that's what I said in my head too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like a Liopleurodon with those flippers in the last picture, but much more friendly. I assume that's its tail & the pic angle is weird

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had to call it a porpoise in the post, didn't you? Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with this pun?

9 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 4

It looks like a killer whale and a dolphin had forbidden love.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

http://www.nmmf.org/vaquitacpr.html Look a link to a site where you can do something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reporpoise it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You'll just have to take your pun, and vaquita premises.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've served your porpoise.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

i'm sure he did it on porpoise

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not like he did it on porpoise.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's like 35 left in the wild, and they dont breed in captivity right..?

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9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Whale it's not the only pun you can use.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Pun so bad, I have to give you a cetacean.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well put it back in the water then you twat

9 years ago | Likes 493 Dislikes 3

Exactly what I was thinking "here we have an endangered animal, let's carry it around for bit and snap some photos"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You should not put dolphins back in the water if you find them on the beach, then can be sick or wounded. So they seek land to not drown

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: dolphins and whales can survive hours, even days, out of water but what kills them is their own weight crushing their organs.

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

Then put it back in the water, you twat!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

me_irl

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They can however overheat very quickly and die as a result. As the guy said: Put it the fuck back in the water.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well then, they shouldn't be such fat cunts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You fockers telling me there is a species that looks just like Dolphins yet it's not Dolphins! Fuck me lord!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'd generalize it to aquatic mammals but then platypus gets involved and it gets kinda messy after that.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Fun"

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Learning and growing with each day that passes!

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