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Oct 29, 2019 10:28 AM
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aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
#12 shit they're onto me.
StubbDubya
#1 Crack-a-Lakynn
SavageBlood
Former Gifted Child is professional-grade humor
slotheroll
Best dump I've seen in ages!
Mayonnaisetaskforce
The power thing is awful here in Humboldt @op just the worst
GodEmperor0fMankind
Yo does Gary not pay for his weed? Or groceries? Getting high and going to the grocery store is probably MORE expensive than haunted houses
majorkira9
I’m thinking no entry fee to the store. And Gary gets paranoid when high. So the store while high is akin to a haunted house.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Then he's definitely going to buy a shit ton of food so they don't think he's shop lifting
SneezeFarts
All of the names from the first image are garbage
Indifferentpenguinisnotimpressed
They’re all terrible but I think “Nayvie” is the worst!
Fips
@graehall Second picture :D
graehall
*walks past computer in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom* - what a kickass surprise from @OP :D
MrPuckett
Im a week late but checked comments to make sure you saw it haha
graehall
Haha, it blew my mind! It's magic to see what I do shared by other people. @OP is a gem for this. & so are you for doing the same for me :D
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Kanye lookin kinda fat and beat down. Boi needs some sleep and a jogging routine
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
All im saying it's that amber rose's relationship made great music
jwebbmx75
As a middle aged dad, he looks how I feel.
mystery44
Having big tits is not a Halloween costume. It’s a lifestyle. They don’t disappear after Oct 31
Golgothanworm
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
In what universe is weed free.
lordfluffy
The Moon Lakynn was faked.
Imalwaysready
#1 How Millennial Parents are KILLING the Kitschy Name-based Keychain, Coffee Cup, and Bicycle License Plate Gift Industry
Torbarian
#7 got me like GOD DAMMIT MR.NOODLE!
billdozer86
Guarantee Lakynn is from the Deep South or Utah.
Jacob12jr
Turkish Delight is delicious
titaniumsnail
I prefer the ones with rose water and those with pistachios. The white ones are kinda weird.
buckaroobanzaiacrossthe8thdimension
Grown person and still never had Turkish delight. Don't even know where to get it. Guess I'll never know
OverrunWithBeasts
Kanye’s got the forearms of a 67 old woman.
Asmor
#40 They cut off the top of the meme and ruined it. It's something like "If you ever feel bad remember Courtney Cox's hair from Scream 3"
industrylife
Mckarty was an option?
Mewmus
"Lakynn" "Taylee" "Mantaynaya" etc, then you have "Darquaverious" "La-Verniadia" "Sharquervina" etc. rediculous names all around
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
By my count (I didn't count but meh, details) this post holds the record for the number of memes stolen by me
chocolateisthebreakfastofchampions
#1 Lakynn....yeah Lakynn commonsense
Thetruthmakesmesad
So hot but so dumb
ZulluhZey
She's not that hot honestly...
ColliesRock
It's pronounced Kevin, she just wanted that unique spelling
FartyMcDumpstein
20 years from now getting account names will be pretty easy. ♫ Always look on the bright side of life.mp4 ♫
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FartyMcDumpstein
Same boat. I'm "Chris" but still managed to be globally unique.
smadge1
But I love Turkish delight...
Berethian
You monster.
Pavespectre
Good Turkish delight is fantastic. Average Turkish delight is just oddly flavoured sugar.
LabyrinthBuilder
With more than a hint of coconut essence.
YeOldeImgurian
Sure you do, you total Edmund
reverendunk
*Actual* Turkish delight is great. The chocolate bar *called* Turkish Delight is the physical embodiment of disappointment [other than me].
Inchpunch
The fry’s stuff? It doesn’t even have rose in the ingredients. It’s just fucked up sugar goo and chocolate.
LachrymatorAesthetic
Same both traditional and covered in chocolate kind.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
They call it Cypriot delight in Cyprus.
bookwitharabbitonthecover
Every year I get fresh Turkish delight from the Russian shop in the market and watch Narnia with hot cocoa. Perfect before the holidays.
LateNightBunnyParty
Me too! I make it myself sometimes cuz they don't always have it at the big Asian supermarket I normally get it at.
humdiddlydoo
Enough to sell out your brother and two sisters to a shifty looking queen?
Lan098
I think a lot of siblings would do that for nothing
theyar
Yeah but it was cursed TD that made it dangerously addictive. It wasn't normal TD.
humdiddlydoo
theyar
Well, I mean, this was in the original text.
10tacles
So cocaine instead of sugar?
theyar
No, magic curse. That is like 10 cocaines but without the heart attack.
forjuan
but that’s the best part!
Chrixzy
#1 why cross out McKarty? at least use it as middle name, first name Mario..
PuncturedBag
Win
10tacles
Use Mario as both first and second names!
sarahsaurroar
Nah. Luigi Mario!
10tacles
That will be his brother.
Avocadoboi69
I've been explaining the logic of the Mario Bros full names for years. Didn't know other people cared! :D
sarahsaurroar
Or his dad??? That infuriated me in the movie. Actually, the whole thing did.
10tacles
I don’t remember this. Are we talking about the old live action mario movie? They might have changed a few things in the version I watched.
darkunited
#5 apparently there actually is an age limit in one town where if you trick or treat over 14 it's a misdemeanor.
skirtwearingdude
It's illegal to trick-or-treat without a kid and stab someone if they don't give full-size candy bars
darkunited
https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox8.com/2019/10/24/virginia-town-makes-headlines-because-of-law-making-trick-or-treating-illegal-for-kids-over
ridge
A Denver suburb recently posted with fines in the hundreds of dollars for trick or treating above a certain age or past curfew.
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
Charleston, SC has a similar law: No trick or treating over the age of 16 and you can't wear a mask in public.
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
You also can't trick or treat after 10pm.
kraeftig
It's a really old law that was put in place after some really chaotic destructive shit happened the previous year. Hooligans!
Gayforbae
kraeftig
Yeah they put out a statement that they didn't really enforce it unless you were causing a disturbance of some kind. It's like this obscure-
kraeftig
(2) AZ law about marching your camel down main street or something. Someone did something crappy and now there's this weird law about it.
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
#1 definitely not Lakynn that choice of a name.
gaspAdam
Imalwaysready
Definitely not ANY of the names on that list.
Applepotamus
Maylee she's born with it
gtg926y
Maylee it’s mayleen.
MegaMufflon
All of those are porn names, right?
VolcanoHerder
I taught a 'Lolliepop'. She was one of my all-time favorite and brightest students.
maddcovv
Military wife maybe
eltortuga
I used to work with that guy!
ThreeLeftsMakeARight
One time I met a kid whose name is Diamond but it’s pronounced Dee-a-mond.
histrionic
Damn, I completely misunderstood it. Thought she was figuring out who's the baby's father.
apathyisakiller
I sub and the names i see drive me nuts. The parents impose a pronunciation on a made up name that it doesnt fit on.
DrSchlepenstein
I feel sorry for her kid, no matter the name she chose, the kid is going to get bullied for those dumb ass names.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
My school was interesting. Black girl named China. Desire. not Desiree, Desire. Dude named Olabanga. He was actually African so kinda normal
honkahonka82
Ugh. To each their own I guess.
mycatsanarsehole
How the fuck is that suppose to be pronounced??
OneGuyWithSixGuns
It's not Lakynn any meat, and that's what real women need hurharuhareharghuuurhr!
DodderingCommandant97
FourOrangeCircles
"I know it's spelled 'Mangrove P. Throatwobbler,' but it's pronounced, 'Raymond Luxury Yach-t.'"
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
You called?
SergeantMoomoos
I auto pronounced it lack-inn
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
“Jess-i-ca”
heyletsbefriends
that was me, id probably pronounce it like lycan.
tonality
You and every other Aussie
Gayforbae
Gayforbae
Bull-ied.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
It’s not that weird. My son is in kindergarten and honestly Lakynn is pretty mundane. She can sit with Jaxxon, Paisley, and Everleigh.
Gayforbae
Only time ive ever met a jaxxon, it was a gay fisting porn stars stage name.... so......
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
So... how’d you meet Jaxxon and did he have a firm handshake?
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Not saying I like it! Just saying sooo many names like that nowadays.
StarkRG
What did Boomers do to us that we gotta name our kids such fucked up shit?
justabitofpoo
I bet they are from Dallas or Atlanta
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
Damn, I got a Georgia vibe but you're probably right
c00lbeans69
Hey, Birmingham is also a reasonable contestant
MintyHippo6889
This is DEFINITELY Utah Valley.
justabitofpoo
I bet you’re not wrong. Mormon was guy feeling all along.
justabitofpoo
My gut*
TheGoatFarmer87
Lake-in
Jackeea
I've always pronounced it "lah-kinn"; my whole life is a lie
JeezusJuice
Nah, you’re right.
LtKifKroker
As in where should that list of names be
AgentSoluda
Perfect +1
Liralara
Almost as enjoyable as using a word and reversing it as a name. My kid knew a girl in school names Nevaeh. Another was named Abcde.
VictoryWine
One of my neighbors growing up had a grandson named Seven. And granddaughter named Nevaeh. Fuuuuck
TheMildOne33
My niece is being adopted by my sis at 16 from the foster system. Bio mom named her Nevaeh and at least once a week she asks my sis if she
TheMildOne33
Change her first name when they finalize the adoption because she despises it that much.
jm151
and white people have the nerve to make fun of other people's names
Hyero
White people make fun of those names too.
Imayhavebeenhacked
As a white person, this twit doesnt represent us
Weedies617
Stupid names in every race I imagine..
Draig1
This. Yes. Thank you.
marshmello88
I resent that; it's not a "white" thing. That's solely and purely an American thing.
jm151
not true.
KoolStoryBrah
But only stupid Americans (who are probably white) do this. Source: am a white American that gave his kids normal names.
Sutashi
Nah. I knew a black kid named Urhines (your highness).
KoolStoryBrah
Looks like my comment is evenly split between parents who give normal names and parents who gives names like Lakynn.
EliMFrost
Soo about the words zebra crossing and lollipop ladies..those are real yes? I feel like I have heard those. But I need confirmation
smadge1
Zebra crossings are stripey crossings, here in Australia. Lollipop ladies are crossing supervisors for School pedestrian crossings
limonchiki
I'm from Austria, we call them "zebra stripes" here. Don't know what a lollipop lady is supposed to be, tho.
Pummelallthethings
My gran was a lollipop lady, in the winter she'd come back affy pissed because of the kids throwing snowballs at her lollipop.
GoliathSkittles
Yeah they are real, zebra crossings because of the black and white striped crossing lines and lollipop lady because the pole with a >
GoliathSkittles
< circular sign on top looks like a big ole lollipop.
Firehorsefire
totally real. Lollipop ladies are to help kids cross busy roads at school time.
canyouthriveat35
Do they hand out lollipops?
Firehorsefire
No, the stop signs they carry are "lollipop" shaped.
canyouthriveat35
Oooh... that makes sense too.