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Sep 5, 2020 7:47 PM
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Brat4Life
They had no phalangie
tidepool
Sir, there’s no phalange.
GeraSol13
Oh my God, there's no phalange on the plane!
Brat4Life
Yes sir, We have extra phalangies now.
RealNormMacDonald
Can’t find anything in the news, I wonder what’s happening. What a crazy day you’ve had! Stay safe homie
DoctorCoktopus
/a/6uPeGMS In January, eerily similar...
mattcoCat
Update 3: I can no longer get accurate updates cause we are not allowed at our gate anymore
Bluntcid
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MadeYouLookAgain
Well better stuck at dia than Dulles or some other shit hole airport.
DarkSock
Update 4: we have been bussed to the Louisiana state line and are currently being stalked by rabid possums and a guy named “Squiggly Dee”...
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
You.... Should.... Have.... Bought....A.... Squirrel
mattcoCat
Rat race reference. My dude ? also I'm okay and about to take off with a new flight
Dirgekins
BOOO ON THEM
5of7starsgood
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certainlynotaserialkiller
wardeward
tinyCabbage
was someones hand luggage over the allowed limit?
porpoiseoflife
That would have been United over on Concourse B.
TOMMOEX
sniper3kgt
Was it the jet pack guy? Bet he was stealing gas.
CokieMonster69
Not with DIA's density altitude
longjohnz2219
Put your mask back over your face, silly.
kaltralliart
To be fair, they are drinking a beverage, and you know, virus don't land in beverages or food, like, everrrrr
longjohnz2219
I was just being a dick to be a dick. Lol
astrid28
Oh shit!... that's denver... I live like an hour away from this... I should check the news...
astrid28
... the only thing I can find is an article about them whining their travel flow will be like half of normal for labor day... :/
tylr6024
Because this is a repost from January.....
TanDumpLord
Hot damn I wanna hear how this ends
jacblake
9 times out of 10 it’s an electric razor.
v
MavericcMan
LOL
ColonelSandoz
never “your” dildo
SchmidtOnYoLip
yamahsaurusRex
LeSethX
Havent had one since the TSA broke mine, twice, during the same vacation.
jacblake
Was there a size limitation?
Wantstosneezeinyourmouth
Twice? Was there some vibrator repair shop you took it to while on vacation? And if so, where? (Asking for a friend).
LeSethX
Broke it a little on the flight to Florida, so I was able to shave with some difficulty. Broke it some more on the flight home.
jacblake
Oh, you were talking about an electric shaver...
mattcoCat
Update 2: We were just kicked out of our gate and restaurant because of safety. I will try to update as much as possible.
PunkyPicc
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Toiletseatpolio
youdontknowmeormydog
Watching and waiting
ondrishko
Commiserating
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robertski454
I will not go
candiisdandy79
Turn the lights off
merelyadequategooglymoogly
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ForkOffPlease
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Notalizardinahumansuit
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UnhelpfulAnswers
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hannaj0bananaj0
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cutedemon2301
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nicoj88
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KilledbyEnnui
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BrazilianThunderPanda
This is my fucking following dot.
AlmightyThor117
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poppafluff
This is my Yakko and Wakko following Dot.
Mxlespxles
These are my fingerprints
Cartoones
This is my fucking following dot to your fucking following dot
Justforthetasteofit3
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MsHoneybadger
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dbojorgamer
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canyouspareasquare
Dot
Sylviastout
Yup
AmyIsAwesome
#teamtoaster
lovesmathandsunshine
I get this reference!
DarkSock
I predict there is a Karen in the mix somewhere...
skooterLaughin
I was thinking a black person was probably trying to get onto the plane wearing a mask.
NLOVNI
No way. They would’ve shot him at the gate
SillyGoat
Welp, I'm invested
Counterfit
flightaware.com/live/flight/N220FR
Counterfit
That's the plane OP was supposed to be on.
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
AFistfulOfDollHairs
xFryla
Where is this from?
Liwithekaleontherocks
Every single time this pops up the innevitable question appears xD
NickNotti
Isn't that...from...
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Also known as the gf experience
Fejerro
Anxiety: "Oh no, did I join an international terrorist organization and bring a bomb on the plane?"
Wherewolffe
As someone who has anxiety and has been security checked on the majority of my flights, I have had an internal response of do I have a bomb?
mattcoCat
I honestly thought I was gonna get taken the whole time. Stupid anxiety
FedorableMan
That's me but I starting thinking" was it something I brought"
wahtdoyouwantfromme
Update 4: Seems like OP(hopefully)is on his flight to get to his destination??
wahtdoyouwantfromme
Jk ignore my comment and scroll down for @op 's ACTUAL "update 4" 3 mins before mine
mattcoCat
Heading out now my dude
Cranbananarama
Trouble with planes? Gotta be these guys:
slinkiisu
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING
toasterSTRUDELicing
::balki ripping paper::
argyles
I know what I’m watching again tonight
IncognitoFWUH
Wow let us know what happened!
zaccagnino
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-denver-arrests-child-sex-assault-suspect-airport
Tocilo
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mattcoCat
Update 4: i have a brand new gate and plane to get out. we are not allowed to know what went on. I'll update if I get that info or if I land
AmbitiousMolerat
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Bugsyjr9000
"if I land" ?
tasteslikechaos
Take off is optional, landing is mandatory
amoeba15
Unless you reach escape velocity...
Counterfit
I don't think an A320 can do that
amoeba15
Not with that attitude. You've got to *~*believe*~*
tamboosh
mythex
Doot, and gl
Bingoismynameo
Dot
dastardmcfearsome
Survive...SURVIVE....
TheSlackerKing
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Electr0swagnetism
Christ that sounds ominous, "if I land", bruh
Brando4027
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SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
DopeNessMonster
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oprahslovechild
Dooooooootty
bjvanh
Good luck!
Flowerlady0
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-denver-arrests-child-sex-assault-suspect-airport I'm not the one who found this link
BaahPMunnie
Because the Denver Airport is not creepy enough as it is.
Flowerlady0
The horse says hi
BaahPMunnie
Bluecifer
Haidere1988
Whoever found the link doesn't know what today's date is...
jcflea
You'll see your bags in a week if you are lucky.
Metals4J
They already blew them up just to be safe. And for fun.
bellyfullofbees
And because it's Frontier
Counterfit
FBI: "That's not necessary" Frontier: "tHaT's NoT nEcEsSaRy" *boom*
mattcoCat
Didn't check any bags so we actually got them back before getting on our new flight
xRHIN0x
Seriously a pro fucking gamer move. Never check luggage. Remember this for the next time too
mattcoCat
UPDATE: Two FBI cars showed up and now I have to leave the restaurant that I'm at in the terminal
memepolice420
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Sothisonetimeinhell
Update!!!!
NoRoutesFound
Hey, so, you got to skip out on the tab, right?
aa1971
What flight #? My brother & SIL flew frontier out of DIA today, too.
wodansring
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SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Police order means you can leave without paying. See if you can order another beer before fleeing.
ArcheiaSophiaMetatronsWife
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Bahbawhitesheep
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no1imp12177
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-denver-arrests-child-sex-assault-suspect-airport
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mattcoCat
It was today
GersonD
You're a hero.
mattcoCat
Update 3: we are currently not allowed in our gate because safety. I can't get accurate updates at the moment
chefsoda
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ApparentlyImaPsychopath
El Dotto and I'm watching CBS Denver I'll see if they say anything
Khaos21
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Mamamaidoftwo
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OutOfStock
Dot dot! I wanna know what's going on. Glad they caught it and got you guys put OP! Enjoy your flight, whenever it happens!
sidshekar123
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ablindbear
DOOOOOOT
LilandraNeramani
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MyFartsMayKillYou
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DamnYouMongorians
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painintheasterisk
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Taishosama
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Drakki
Dot
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
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KarmannGeezer
Goddamn DOT
emanresuesoohc
Dot
AllisonAssasin
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TwoStupidDogs
DotDotDot
chitterbug
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ButtTrumpett
Dotted as FUCK
commonmind872
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Law027
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Arcticstorm141
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Mavric132
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fishintennessee
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TheElGordo
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sro470
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thehotpinkmess
mother effin dot!
GuyWithAMooseTattoo
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theInternetKing
dude i hope you're ok
mattcoCat
Don't know if you saw update 4 but we got a new gate and flight. About to take off. Thanks for making sure I'm safe dawg
lynxBeast
Upside your already masked for safety
lichenit
tegfdd77
Hi it’s MARGE
Iwasntthatdrunk
Yo are dots just so people can check back in on the post?
cptdickhead
... dot...
OtterAvalanche
Yeah. People leave a . Comment and know to come back to that post/comment thread later
ButtTrumpett
Because you can’t set up notifications for comments :(
Iwasntthatdrunk
Holy shit. I just realized this and you confirmed. Thank you.
DoctorCoktopus
/a/6uPeGMS Hmmm suspiciously similar...
tidepool
It’s a major international hub that a lot of flights do layovers at. Not surprising at all.
spazzattack22
Thanks for this. This is all that comes up when you try to fact check.
DrakeRamorayMD
Wait is this person faking this shit...?
zxwaffen
Possibly not. There's a number of tweets about delays and lines at DIA 4-5 hours ago.
spazzattack22
Just another Saturday there
mattcoCat
Last update: Still no idea what went down at DIA but my hour and a half flight took 8 hours and I'm finally safely landed. THANKS GUYS
yellwfever
Thanks for the resolution post. Wild ride.
TheCaptain00
Welcome home or enjoy your trip, which ever applies.
MelodiousDissonance
Hay at the end of the day you are safe, and that is what matters.
RhyevriemValdread
WhiteKnighted
I hope you didn't have any under plane luggage lol!
speedy215
Nice
heysniz
Glad you're safe! Take care!
stickmanprime
I can't even find news coverage of it. Weird.
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-denver-arrests-child-sex-assault-suspect-airport
Haidere1988
That was yesterday...today is September 5
NotTheDevilYouKnow
The less news coverage the more legitimate and major the situation I’ve found. This could have been real big, bad news. Glad they caught it.
mattcoCat
I also can't find anything and they still didn't say anything after we landed
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
Someone else posted it higher up
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-denver-arrests-child-sex-assault-suspect-airport
Haidere1988
That was yesterday
icantbelieveallthegoodnameshavebeentaken
I'm so asking my husband for the deets. He goes into work at DIA at 4 tomorrow morning.
froggy2therescue12
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johnhamishwatson
give us a posylt w the answer?!?!
icantbelieveallthegoodnameshavebeentaken
It was a false alarm bomb threat.
MasterEpicon713
FifthONovember
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heartwerk
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Whydoeseveryonebelieveme
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CherrySnowCone
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LadyGooseJohnson
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KilledbyEnnui
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IHateToSayThisButILoveYou
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Cthien
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IWasntReady4This
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mattcoCat
Please let me know! Terminal A Gate 34 Frontier Denver to Minneapolis
cleverDeveloper94
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CherrySnowCone
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daagin
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240zac
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IAlwaysUploadDoctorWho
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-denver-arrests-child-sex-assault-suspect-airport
mattcoCat
We left Friday, this happened on Thursday
IAlwaysUploadDoctorWho
Ahh ok.
iCanOrderPepperoniPizza
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13kevlop7
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darknyght00
It's Frontier- the plane would have probably blown up by itself eventually
MayorCurley
A barefoot Deliverence guy, wearing no shirt with bib overalls and carrying live chickens, wouldn't be out of place on a Frontier flight.
travelingwilbury
Just casually wondering - is $2.1 billion not enough to keep a fleet of 100 planes running safely?
TheDutchSwedish
For people who can’t afford the bus
SephiRothIRA
Nah you’re thinking of Allegiant and those MD80s they’re replacing
cheeseplate1971
Honestly, they have some of the newest aircraft. I fueled one that was only a month old.
sorryiguess
I like used aircraft. Fixing them is a bit rough sometimes though.
smirt
Flying Frontier is the real *personal* security threat here
TheAxeNinja
Happens a lot more frequently than you think
JohnMike64
They loose training explosives all the time
TheAxeNinja
That and there will always be a police presence if a person has a medical emergency or gets a little too drunk on a flight
mattcoCat
Oh I'm sure. Just my first time explaining it
mattcoCat
Experiencing
Hybris51129
d1rtd1ver
Both (probably) work
Electr0swagnetism
Both
Nuka7up
What is DIA
Schaade
Denver International?
Nuka7up
Thanks
fireiceandpie
Denver international airport yep. Also They have a demonic horse statue at the entrance.
NotTheDevilYouKnow
Bluesifer!
yesithinkishall
Isn't this the airport that used to have really creepy murals with like ghosts and dead babies and stuff
Warune
It killed its creator by falling on him after creation!
mattcoCat
Yo I wanna say thanks to everyone who was looking out for my safety today. Y'all are MVPs!
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YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Holy shit. That’s the most coordinated thing I’ve seen all year!
matrixphreak
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alien79pest79
Stay safe, gurl
420ismycakeday
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NoOneLikesYourSelfies
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accidentalnecromancer
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YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Hey dude, any updates on what the hell happend? 5 days later and I’m still sooooooo curious!
mattcoCat
I keep looking every day and nothing! I'm still baffled.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Damn, you must be going nuts! The OCD in me needs to know for closure. But I guess we don’t always get that:( Take care friend
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
No dude, you are for documenting it for us all?
FlissFloss86Gaming
This is the kind of double dipping I can get behind. Glad you're safe OP
hyperfell
Did you see the zombies?!?!?
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Moist Vagina People?
Haidere1988
Still can't find any news sources so we await your words
mattcoCat
Landed safely but I also still can't find any news and they didn't tell us anything after the flight
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Well I’m just glad you landed dude. Stay well
chukichi
This? https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-denver-arrests-child-sex-assault-suspect-airport
chukichi
Maybe not, that was Thursday...
snortchuckle
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