JacqueeQuee
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Apr 12, 2018 4:50 AM
JacqueeQuee
188622
2702
153
wafflesandpuppies
1,2,5.
goatamon
TsukariYoshi
Don't see why everyone's bothering with pills 1 AND 9. $500/day is a little over $180k/yr, why master a skill when you're comfortable alrdy?
ThailandExpress
Hatefurnace
Uhh where is that child's car seat
BryNoSportsCreator
Good dump for sure!!
sickburn
We all realize that in the sushi roll comic he's dicking down what appears to be a toddler for the other three frames right
DIINKELBERG
dottorkim
I mean, one of the skills you learn can be "how to quit an addiction". So overall easy choice
DIINKELBERG
Im good with my addictions.... I would learn some languages
IWantAllTheCutePuppers
Majority of these were already in the form of a dump from earlier...
JacqueeQuee
Thats primarily why I specified it as a phone dump. I'm using this place for storage. lol my phone contains too many memes.
AliBarber
Welcome to imgur
Antonics01
#1 but still keeping him in friendzone...
rusrsdude
#2
MostlyAngryButNiceAboutIt
*Englith
alwaysalurker
so #14 which one is the right one?
JacqueeQuee
So many variables
Saiphel
IN A DAY OOOR TWOOOoOOooOO!
MissingImage
2, 3, 8.
icommentzoomupsforpoints
You fight each other at the end of Splinter Cell conviction
JulietteCapulet
Master 3 Skills... here I come League of Legends
KrilatiVoin
a bond meme that's not the stronk bondulance one! "Sound the church bells, the plague is over!"
SendLewdss
This dump is literally just sections of a few separate dumps put together
JacqueeQuee
Emptying my phone. Not trying to impress people. lol I'm but a simple farmer, tending to my memes.
1stick2stickredstickbluestick
#30 exists already. Castle crashers. After you get through the level, you fight each other to see who gets to kiss the princess
MrWoland
#38 9,4,1. Lots of money, huge dick and very skilled
TsukariYoshi
#37 is that Paul Hollywood's hands?
NinjasStoleMyMama
LiteralNazi
For the pills, I'm pretty sure most people (single ones at least) go with 2, 5, and 9. Never get fat, meet soulmate, and never work again.
0utpatient
BINGO
onlysmaller
Nah, 2, 6 and 9. I don’t believe in a soul, but I do really want my dog back
Sh4dowWalker96
Master 3 skills, never fat, and never work. Was too easy.
votress
i couldn't help but think of the "asshole genie" loopholes: meet your soulmate but they're a flat earther. eat without consequences -
FulgurSagitta
I can't remember what book it was but the Hero finds out the girl he loves isn't his soulmate and it messes him up majorly, quite a dilemma
Grizy
I feel as though a soulmate, wouldn't be something you disliked. That's just straight up not a soulmate?
votress
Including the consequence of nourishment so you starve to death
Kalid19
Damn. Hadn't heard the food one before. Thats painful.
0utpatient
Oh shit. You just killed this game. hmmm, Eat Without Consequence... but only live insects can be eaten. etc. etc. F this game. I'm out.
ThecommentFarmer
thehungrynomad
Ahh no big OH
IOnlyFavouriteDogPictures
You ded - WebMD
JacqueeQuee
lol this was a legit thing i googled. Too funny not to post.
deathloop
I feel like op is a virgin...
JacqueeQuee
Bitch I might be. But no not really. Thanks anyway ????
jalepenosrus
Rreizero
CosmicMetal
TheInvisiblePrawn
Ah, the nest wherein the asp doth coil.
LivingDecomposition
Just a horny, probably sexually frustrated SoB. Keep on memein'
pennarsson
whats a SoB?
VaryingVolition
socially over-bearing
MoneybagsMcGee
Side of Bus
ProfDrKoala
Son offa bitch
pennarsson
thx
EroticZombiePants
metalfoto
Jeffy Spaghetti!!!
naturallyicy
Streets of Rage if you accept the final deal.
WaltoniusBrutiusMaximusIV
Literally Star Wars Episode 3 the game
kindofacat
Fear 3? I think?
AllBoobsAreGreat
Yes
ThatOneGuyFrom6thGrade
Castle Crashers has you battle it out for puss at the end of most levels
ArtieoftheAbyss
Anybody else really hoping for this in the new From Soft game?
NzRevenant
Also Watchmen.
CharlesNstuff
Splinter cell double agent too
Fifthredemption
Splinter Cell Conviction too!
CharlesNstuff
Oh shit yeah I was wrong
GabZonY
splinter cell conviction coop?
icommentzoomupsforpoints
I thought I was being sneaky sprinting full length of the plane to kill my friend but he head shotted me
DeadlyWanderer
A Way Out
Grizy
Dude.
goldenchickenmaster
Is that a spoiler?
cable7193
SPOILER ALERT - a way out
memorydecay
Came here to drop a hint at this game.
xSquirrelly
Couldn’t even wait a month. You were the guy telling everyone what would happen in GoT because you read the books, weren’t you?
thegelatoking
Noooooooo
Grizy
Fucking. God damn it that's not how that works.
Mattman310
I wanted to say the same thing.
CaptPuppyBandit
That's not how spoiler alerts work.
DidItForScience
They generate down force to add grip to a wheeled vehicle but if there's too much, there will be excessive drag, causing a spoiler alert?
DoorCellar
Yup. Totally just blew it for me.
Ivanaski
1,5,9
Kurokuma916
1,4,9 cause 4 might lead to 5 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GlassCannon570
2, 6, 9. I seek neither fame nor sexual gratification beyond jacking off, but I do seek food and immortality.
LizzyBoy
Same! *virtual fistbump*
MarkyBoyAce
2,4,6,8 motorway
imjustaguy2
1, 7, 9
toddthewee
1, 2, 4. Anything to do with lifespan = trap. No guarantees on that, especially from random djinni handing out pills. Mastering skills = $
toddthewee
with that, plus changing a body part = soulmate, depending. 2 takes care of 3. 1 takes care of 7 and 9 also.
0utpatient
2,5,9
Lamech777
6,6,6 My 3 pets live as long as I do and I also summon Satan.
moparornocar27
1,6,9 I already found my soulmate, and I love my dog just as much as her
maveau
6,8,9
ottotravel
500 bucks, soul mate, pet for life (unless that is one of those twists where it lives as decaying flesh.)
tenbatsu971
9, 9, 9
SatansFurryJamHats
1,2,9.
clone1701d
Same
Lumarion
Exactly! Got the soulmate already so it wasn't hard to choose.
cthulucucumber
1, 4, 9. We all know which one.
wherearemytesticles
Just 9...
Draxedz
Guess I'm alone at choosing 1,6,9 :D I'll risk a soulmate for a friend for life.
TemptCiderFan
2,5,9. With $500/day, you'll have the time to master many more than three skills anyway.
deanosaurusflex
Taking both 1 and 9 is redundant. Use of 1 of your 3 mastered skills to learn a way to make more than $500 a day.
tipitiwitchet
But then the $3500/week income is extra security on top of that so you can stop having a real job if you want :)
sunflowersticklemorethanfeathers
2, 4, and 9 for me
Gilganesha
Haven't seen it yet: 2,5,9. We don't have to care about money, we can eat whatever we want, and we always have each other's company
maniacllyappathetic
Ah but your soulmate doesn’t get the ability to eat whatever they want, and then they get fat
Gilganesha
I assumed they could play this game as well. If they can't, it's ok. We could work it out together. I'm already exercising regularly 1/2
Gilganesha
so I don't mind it. Moreover I'd rather have a chubby partner than a thin one. Curves are great
maniacllyappathetic
Fairs
AnndyEdwards
9 is for suckers. Thats only $3,500/wk. Instead, use 1 to master a skill that banks you 3x that a day. e.g., Neurosurgeon. Then surely 6.
tipitiwitchet
But then a free $500 on top of that to pay for all the food you're gonna eat after you take pill 2 :D
TommyRottn
$182k per year to sit around and eat whatever I want with my dog that won't die sounds pretty sweet to me.
0utpatient
But that's a lot of learning to master and then knowledge to wield. Plus all your time would get eaten up with your skill of choice.
0utpatient
Bu, gimme $500 a day just for being alive, then I got ALL DAY to decide how I can earn more money, if needed. Or just find new spots to nap.
AnndyEdwards
I'd say it'd be an instant skill learn. Also, neuroscience would be an awesome skill = happy life! Wwyd?
dilatedpuppers
1, 3, 9. I think this makes us step-cousins?
monadi
1, 2, 9. Pfft...eating without consequences was my first choice.
CaptainArsehole
1,6,9
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
If you mastered 3 skills you probably wont need 9
IAmTheBadW01f
Agreed. And with $500/day, oh boy I would be eating well!
WehWehWeh
I think you’re wasting the pills if you aren’t automatically getting 1 and 9
nopiggie
Making money could be one of the skills