I’m dying. My mom bought this book for my 6 year old and I just called to ask if she had actually opened the book. She hadnt...

Oct 5, 2017 12:06 PM

JessieKer

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was it REALLY your mom? JessieKer, 23 from UK, is Tiffany, mother of three from the US? I read this article yesterday...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone else posted the exact same images two or three days ago, didnt they?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If fish could scream the ocean would be loud as shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You think we are just going to look past the fidget spinner on the counter? Because we aren't. How fast do you get the rpms on that bad boy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this legit you, or did you steal the pictures from the original tweeter and claim them as your own?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wish you'd posted more pages

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now the mother needs to give your 6 year old the profanity coloring book where you get to color in you favorite cuss words in one book!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not Tiffany!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur storytime?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

May you rest in peace

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I see a fidget spinner

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that a bag of Coke next to it too? I can see how they might be interesting when used together

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw this on Twitter yesterday

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With a title like OP must be a YouTuber.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Russian youtuber.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should send her a picture of one page per day.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sooooo, what does the fox say?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That page looks like half the relationships I've had

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If the animals could talk they'd be cursing my name I'd be getting death threats if they could write.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stolen from twitter, how sad

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

& the Daily Mail ran it as well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is great what does the alligator say

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Moo...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am gonna sue those French fucks, I didn't got a dime !

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... and not the blowfish? Too low brow?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Apparently the Blowfish asked for an epi-pen.

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna eat your pussy?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would also like to know what the alligator says? For perfectly ethical reasons of course.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

"I'm so ornery because I got all these teeth and no toothbrush"

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

"It may be wrong to have an alligator skin wallet but damn it looks good!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Fidget spinner

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait so you’re okay? You’re not actually dying?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I love this book!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does the fox say?

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

WappPoppPoppPoppPoppappow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ringringringdingdingadingading

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Wakakakakakakakakaw

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the big one!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay. I don't speak whatever language that is in, but I loved it anyway! Now, can we talk about the last 30 seconds?

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Give me back my husbands jacket, you old slut !

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Only 2 pages? Where is the rest of it @OP?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well this is a lot lighter than I was expecting. I thought you were dying and you mom sent some sentimental book she made for your kid.

9 years ago | Likes 1426 Dislikes 4

"I'm deceased"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to go back and read it 2 times before I got that OP isn't actually dying. *whew*

9 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 0

Same !

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yep. Same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. I tend to forget "I'm dying," is typically a tumblr opening whereas on Imgur it means "I have something terminal"

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

"I'm crying I can't breath OMFG dying I'm screaming Literally can't." When these people experience an actual emergency do they just explode?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Nah, then they're triggered.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

No, no, OP is just *literally* dying. Nothing serious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now you're obliged to pirate the whole book for us.

9 years ago | Likes 378 Dislikes 2

cmon op. Show us more!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Won't happen. This was posted to Twitter by @Tiffany1985B. OP is not Tiffany.

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

user doesnt exist

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Does now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its a twitter account

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

That

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The other thing

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

tho other

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1