IHaveNoLifeEither
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Dec 24, 2017 5:28 AM
IHaveNoLifeEither
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imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
I accidentally.
Rocketinspace
How do I tell someone to GTFO but nicely so they won't get upset?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Just let them stay
Unluky
What should I do for a Klondike bar?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Are you female?
PimpVader
Hey I have been in and out of depression for the past ~6 years. Should I face my fear of being seen for who I really am and open up to 1/2
PimpVader
someone, or should I continue heading down a self-destructive path of sarcasm, drugs and alcohol in order to hide my insecurities?
IHaveNoLifeEither
The 2nd option.
FlamingMoe
What's the best car air freshener flavour?
FilthyRaider
Ear wax
IHaveNoLifeEither
Just wreck your car and walk, enjoy nature.
jondashjon
Should I get back with my ex?
IHaveNoLifeEither
If the ex is an asshole, absolutely.
jondashjon
Great advice... Texting her now
IHaveNoLifeEither
Thought I had bad advice....oh well lol
Seriousshockkeptmealive
I want to become fearless bcoz i fear like absolutely everything (mostly when i am doing something outside of my zone) what's the remedy?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Go rock climbing without any safety gear.
Seriousshockkeptmealive
Got it
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
What should I give my sister, if I haven't gotten her anything yet?
iwasmydogsbestfriend
The D
FilthyRaider
A scorching case of herpes.
owenmason
DadeZeroCoolMurphy's brother's wife.
IHaveNoLifeEither
Who cares, it's just a sister.
viludium
Drugs or alcohol?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Definitely drugs, and make sure they are visible in the car.
TheCrazySucculentLady
I'm in need of a house. Do I rent one and get rid of my dog? Or squat and ensure the safety of my dog with the possibility of jail time?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Kill your dog and squat and go to jail.
formermayorquinby
How much should i spend on hookers next year?
Blackenedflor
Enough that you don't have money left for condoms
IHaveNoLifeEither
Everything you got. Enjoy.
nightripper
I thought you were giving bad advice?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Well....?
Sphinxycat
Can I wipe an elephants bum with a piece of confetti?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Yep, and you can go deep too.
LudoTheMagnificent
How do I stop hurting my bf I think its my own insecurities I feel he can do better and am pushing him away. Did I answer my own Q :'(
IHaveNoLifeEither
Just keep ignoring him, he'll come around.
spaceboy1980
Should I dump my 401k into Bitcoin?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Absolutely
randomnewaccount
What should I bring to the potluck
IHaveNoLifeEither
Always mac n cheese
randomnewaccount
Thx
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
A pot
TobiasIsQueenMary
My due date is in a week, still don't have a name. What should I name my baby? (It's a boy.)
IHaveNoLifeEither
Lisa
TobiasIsQueenMary
Perfect, thank you!
Tumtumturu
Thinking about quiting smoking, should I?
IHaveNoLifeEither
No
witmanfade
If a train leaves Chicago at 24:61 going 16% of a $100 penny, how many Canadians do I need to take in order to fart sprinkles?
sarahisacommieandprude4
Sorry, maple syrup, Eh.
mikebigmike
Fuck I can answer that it's 3 but you'll also need a 2 by 4 a gallon of viper semen and a rubber chicken
witmanfade
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
About tree fiddy.
IHaveNoLifeEither
72
brownsugga
You need to show your work
1Whatthefudge1
Damn hes right
SuspiciousCharacter
Yes
DJHappypants
So I take the red pill or the blue pill? Also I’m color blind so it’s like gray and darker gray
IHaveNoLifeEither
Take oxycotin and get over it
DJHappypants
That’s good advice tho..
vszawarudo
Just got a new girlfriend. What should I do to make sure she stays interested in me?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Golden showers are the key here.
ftsdoc
Should I invest in bitcoins?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Sure
notajuniorchemist
I was thinking about getting my life together. Any suggestions?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Yes, don't do it.
Uberdude100
I own this cactus...what should i do with it?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Obviously you should put it up your butt.
SarminBandit
None of my friends want to hear about game of thrones, should i continue telling them that its a real good show and they should watch it?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Yes, keep telling them about shit only you like.
SuspiciousCharacter
How do I get people to get in my van? Asking for a friend.
IHaveNoLifeEither
Must use force.
Account123456789
How do I remove semen from inside my ass?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Enema
Brvtals
This is actually useful
FilthyRaider
Blow it out
nightripper
You know that thing where you can't quite sneeze until it gets bad enough? Perhaps what you need is more to get less. Bend over.
Account123456789
paulformer
What should I get my mom for Christmas?
paulformer
Where's my advice cocksucker!?
IHaveNoLifeEither
A tombstone.
FeelTheMightyCrotch
My grandma is about to dye. I feel anxious, how can i release stress
Youropinionisirrelevant
Die*
IHaveNoLifeEither
Just kill her.
FantasticalPotato
I love this so I'm going to comment right here to remember it
witmanfade
Help her color her curtains and carpet.
FeelTheMightyCrotch
Is silver a good color?
kingharpy
Contemplating breaking up with my gf and I've developed feelings for my boss. How should I handle this?
IHaveNoLifeEither
Try cyanide
kingharpy
Harsh but not bad