Dad joke

Apr 1, 2020 7:07 PM

bizzysmoke

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Shit he has 3 daughters. I have 2 and am terrified of when they become teens. 3? Damn.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope he asked them to help him change the blinker fluid after.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That’s a good one dad

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Haha...the little one still looks half asleep

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Rip shower drain

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You can watch their gears grinding, each at their speed

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

v

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Do you apes want to live forever?!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine having kids throughout all this nonsense. Imagine, haha.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Three bananas for three April Fools.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

He has three girls he has to let them know who's the boss

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Way to dad

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He’s not dad...he’s KING DAD - LORD OF ALL REMOTES, GRILLED MEAT AND SHELF BUILDING.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this family sponsored by under armour?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They probably live near an outlet. The oldest gets the new items, the youngers get them when she’s done with them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how their outrage turns to happiness as they realize they still get to stay home

6 years ago | Likes 992 Dislikes 3

A lot of kids WANT to go back!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Which is why it's a good prank.

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Confuse. Don’t abuse.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Yeah, so, I pulled this prank on my daughter today and she was THRILLED to go back. I thought she'd be pissed. I hated having to tell her.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I know they’re having a toilet paper shortage in that home.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I showed this to my kids. They were pissed until they realized what day it was.

6 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

I would cry

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, that's a good one.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

That’s a good one lmao

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't get how they're getting these pranks to work. I would think that at least the oldest kid has internet access, right?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude closing the door got me good

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then he locks them out!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Middle kid was a little slow on the uptake.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Middle kids usually are.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

heh gottem

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good job dad.

6 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 1

My dad did something similar, except he told me school was closed for a snow day when he woke me up. I still remember the disappointment..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's from a whiskey commercial. Forgot which whiskey though

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a dad, I salute this dad.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Almost assuming he's the only dude in a house full of girls, a dad gotta make his own fun in order to handle this. Even if they kills him.

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

What do you mean “if”? All fathers know their daughters will eventually end them. It’s part of the deal. We know this.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm expecting my first daughter in August. I'm bracing for this eventuality.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/WuyX2XF

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m missing the April fools this April...

6 years ago | Likes 396 Dislikes 2

They're out waiting for the school bus

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I'm too tired for this April Fools business. it's either April 1.5 or March 32nd. No April Fools this year.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol I like that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whole of 2020 is year's fools

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Assuming this is current and the kids were told school was picking up again

6 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

Yeah saw a similar one earlier, my mom had the same idea but figured my brother was too smart to think it would just end and it wasn't 1/

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Worth getting up that early to try it haha 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm not! wait...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"WE HAVE TICKETS TO DISNEYWORLD!" or something like that

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Nah I mean I miss more of these videos rather than trump or Corvid :(

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Trump is your 2020 fool, 365 days of tomfuckery

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Pranks are light hearted, not murderous. Otherwise, sadly, I agree.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh...I understand...well, most of them are now considered child abuse so... :-7

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

6 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 1

and he was never seen again,,,

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As a guy who grew up next to a household of five girls, this Dad is used to this. Women are fucking crazy individually, but in a pack? Jesus

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 13

Huh? Used to what, fun April Fools pranks? I don’t see how the gender is relevant in this case lol

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

(1) It's not about the prank, it is about the reaction to said prank. It is utter chaos in a household with multiple growing girls. Living

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

(2) next to it, I learned quickly that it was endless screaming at each other around the 8 y/o to 19 y/o range. lol

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The word your looking for is "children".

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah I babysat for 3 brothers when I was in highschool and the screaming at each other/punching and kicking each other was pretty much

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's fair lol, I just didn't think this one was a particularly strong reaction, I feel like young boys would have a similar response.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, I entirely agree. I just meant that this type of reaction would be the normative within the house at times. hahaha

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The middle child is of course the last one to get it

6 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 1

And it's the youngest one who knows what the date is!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a middle child: yep

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

As a middle this does apply.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

First Born Full of Rage/Love for her father. Last Born got the brains. Middle gets... a participation trophy.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

No we don’t, they forgot to get us our trophy.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fair point.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is there to get?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Found the middle child

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Stop it Jan. This is Peter..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why where you looking for me? What's going on here?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

School doesn't start up today... But he spent time to make them think it was. When it was actually April 1st. (April fool's day)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still don't get it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1