Excel is a high maintenance needy bitch!

Dec 28, 2024 3:48 PM

JBRPong

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Paperclip animation

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

run firefox with 200 tabs open

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The biggest problem is that some people/companies use excel when they should be looking into leveraging a dedicated database.
The other problem is developers don't program for efficiency because they don't have time and that's more of a company planning thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apollo had 32k rom, too. Search for AGC core rope memory, amazing.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pop under popups are the devil

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably that destiny's child lady waiting on a text message

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

classic

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Saturn V LVDC actually had 32kw of memory, not 4kB. In that computer, each word was 26b long, so a grand total of what we would today think of as ~100kB of LOL memory (Little Old Lady memory; it was literally threaded together by grandmothers )

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoot even the stupid new photo viewer pegs my brand new machine and take a good 15 seconds to load.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can't use the stock image viewer anymore. I can't believe they can botch something so basic.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use it in the cloud and make it someone else's problem!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(it dept) we're giving you uber laptops for work (also it dept) *runs something int he background on my uber laptop that takes up 90% of the resources to do ... something... I have no clue what.. but I have to wait until it's done running so I can use the laptop*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pissing on this parade by using Google Sheets, optimizing my tables and disabling offline mode so that there's very little cache stored on my comp.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I caught my Chrome using 1 gig of ram per tab.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy will suck elon's dick if he asked..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't believe in god but Excel makes me believe in Satan.

2 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 6

Why?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

need something somewher between google sheets and whatever the hell monstrosity excel has become

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don't you dare compare the lightbringer to that evil piece of shit Gates.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Word.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever noticed that in the spoken word, they hid the word 'hell' in 'excel'?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wake up sheeple!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's actually a portmanteau of the words "Extra" and "Hell."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Possibly the best thing that could happen in tech today is for hardware innovation to magically be put on hold for 10 years. Without constantly having new hardware that is capable of covering up rushed coding by brute power, people would be able to optimize their code to actually make it efficient. This would result in the same hardware being able to do more instead of needing more powerful hardware to do more. Power consumption would drop too so battery life would improve.

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

We might be getting there. My brother is building me a computer for Christmas, and said there's no need to get a new video card because the five-year-old upgrade to my fourteen-year-old computer is pretty comparable to what I can get today. I'm still having trouble believing him.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I write code for decade old hardware for a living, I still don't really have to optimize shit tbh. And the biggest resource drain is usually shit I have no control over anyway.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Dec 30, 2024 9:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Kotlin/Java mostly. Bash too if that counts, and some very occasional C++.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chrome has 87 processes running...

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I've seen so many people who never close browser tabs. They just have a million of those things open.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Win 98 only needed 3

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Being fair, windows used to let you delete critical system files and the preferences were "power on/off" and "what flavor of ding fo you want for your system popups".

They've had to idiot-proof *everything* while also increasing the functionality which is just a recipe for code that could stretch from here to Mars and back.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And it ran on the family potato science project.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Windows, by default, is unbelievably inefficient when it comes to RAM utilization and task prioritization.

2 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 7

I installed ReviOS on my Windows PC to get rid of all the bloatware, spyware, and ads. Kept my decade old hardware running fine.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I developed a tool. that keeps whatevere you are focused at with a slightly ghier CPU priority class. because i had CPU heavy project running for weeks and wanted to game as well. recovered 75% of the lost FPS in the game.
I also fixed CPU performande issues for Multicore CPU with SMT which some games gains 20% FPS from. AND a work around for AMD CCX design and Intels E core design.
So yeah cpu thread schedules could use improvements

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nonsense, it's super efficient at using your resources to collect data on you and upload it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Agreed. Windows is fine for most people because they are just checking emails, paying bills, streaming shows. While they are extremely inefficient, almost criminally, they do get the job done for most needs.

It's also very user friendly and requires no low-level understanding of computer hardware and software. Other OS require at least some low-level knowledge to be effective. Linux distros for lifetime windows users can be outright unusable.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Windows doesn’t get better by changing the presets. It is a peace of crap from a company with a horrible track record.

If you want an adapt yourself to Linux:
It is not free of bugs but your life becomes more enjoyable regarding computing.

But if you want just a “free” Windows? And keep using Windows applications?
I’ve bad news for you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

I'll always choose Linux over Windows (Mint being my OS of choice). But work with companies and clients who are all Windows. If you know what you're doing with the registry editor, you can trim a lot of the bloat that comes preloaded with the Windows OS.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The registry allows (power) users to modify settings. Not to modify the operating-system:
Win11 (NT10.0) suffers from hardly usable settings, a file-browser which makes it hard to find the home-directory (easy in NT4.0) and an awkward desktop metaphor. And it is uncontrollable with enforced auto-updates, cloud-accounts and copilot.

In computing decisions are made quickly. And persist long due to vendor lock-in. Working around the problems doesn’t work. We shall offer better options to users.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to do that, but it seems more and more updates bring a lot back. Eventually forced myself to learn Linux and haven't gone back.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaand someone who understands nothing about page, preload, cache, and on demand swap allocation release spotted.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Love how you get downvotes for being absolutely correct. Classic imgur. It's hysterical. People buy lots of RAM to get the most performance, Windows uses that RAM as a cache to improve performance, and then the users complain "why is Windows using my RAM? >:( No! I want my RAM to sit there, empty and unused! I want Windows to load every little thing directly from my hard drive every single time!"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, actually. I don't want programs I'm not going to be using for a week to just be sitting in the background in case I need them. Devote all those resources to the thing I'm actually doing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah. Another one who doesn't understand how windows uses RAM, I see. I've got great news for you, buddy! That's exactly what Windows is doing! It caches stuff in unused RAM and flushes that stuff when that RAM is needed for something more important! Because guess what! There is >no< point in letting unused RAM sit empty. It's literally what RAM is for.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait till they learn how android uses RAM...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Windows is fine. What brings your modern, I.e. “only” a decade old work computer to its knees is all the snooping software the company runs on it.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 11

Windows warned me that my computer is now too slow to run their software updates so I switched to mint and suddenly everything's so much faster! It's truly a Christmas miracle!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's pretty gay.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think using Linux is a prerequisite for liking muff

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not even sure why I said that, I have a 102 degree fever. Seemed funnier when I wrote it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That and all the legacy shit all these major buyers insist Microsoft continue to support to keep their business. Management doesn't understand that when you need your latest and greatest tech systems to run a programme originally written for 3.1 that was fully abandonware by Win95, *you are the problem*, not the OS you demand make that work. Windows is a bloated old bitch cause everyone screams for it, and the end user doesn't have enough clout to demand a stripped down modern-only version.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Didn't Windows break DirectX 8 and below.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you point to any process in Win11 that's a resource hog held over from Win3, useful only for running legacy programs?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Just one more agent bro, I promise this is the last one I swear" -IT security every 6 months

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tanium! And KACE! And CrowdStrike!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"snooping software" "windows", you seem to have repeated yourself here with current windows...

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

And you don’t seem to know the difference between an operating system and software.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

That's simple. An OS is software. So is the items that run in the OS. Sorry you don't seem to know that.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Quite right you are Chloe. That moron probably doesn't even realize the 'soft' in Microsoft stands for software.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1