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Reminder: Do not use this in your cars in the winter. Contrary to the Beliefs of the Heathens, it is not an anti-freezing agent.
Apr 23, 2015 4:05 PM
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chucksfamous
STILL WAITING
TheNightsGift
Lets be honest. You're drinking it regardless if this makes front page or not.
urboyevan2
You missed the part where he said he chickened out
Alpha2749
They indeed missed out on it by -4 years
TJ3027
Drink it!!
DogPeppers
Drink your own cum
TJ3027
Do what you said you would!!! You’re worse then Ndelray.
TwoToneeRebel
Nah he's not as bad ndelray ghosted everyone and lied like a bitch. At least this dude said he's a pussy
TJ3027
PraiseTheMachineGod
Well, we're waiting
chrishallett83
Contact Gatorade themselves, you might get a bunch of free shit.
Khassius
And another one lied to us.
GregoryMegatron
Drink it asshole!
rguygo
Overheard tomorrow at OP's work: "Hey! Who drank my Gatorade? I was saving that."
Khakestar23
"...for America's tricentennial!"
ArtMadeofYourComment
I don't care about the results, I just wanna know if he won some cool NBA gear!
qcfs
reminds me of a bitchy roommate that threw a fit when I tossed out her 6 months old flat (open) soda from the fridge.
rguygo
What a bitch! I like my soda 8 months old and flat. I would have hit you if I was her.
Oteneo
I had a roommate try to sell the rest of us half a box of cereal before moving out.
Marinater
We've all had those. Just got rid of my most recent fridge hoarder roommates. Felt great to toss half our fridge contents in the trash.
Berrypickerasfuck
My girlfriend does this. I constantly ask her if I can eat whatever it is before it goes bad. "NO I WANT IT" *goes bad*
tempmike
just eat it and when they ask say "Oh, it had gone bad, I threw it out."
Churts
just eat it and when they ask say "Oh, it had gone bad, I threw it out."
tempmike
just eat it and when they ask say "Oh, it had gone bad, I threw it out."
SeriousCloud
Well then leave her stuff alone? If she isn't taking up a lot of space or stinking up your space. Soda is small and not stinky.
qcfs
no, it was a large bottle in small fridge shared by 4 people. She also gave me the bottle because she didn't want it. So it's even worse.
hellbreaker666
We are still waiting
BarnibusBear
STILL WAITING!!!
zeacorzeppelin10
Well did you drink it?
Iwasonlypractice
After 4 years your lies have been brought to the light op
Helpisnotfree
Front page again and still no drinky drinky. We are all disappointed in you.
Eindi
ironkozak
I don't think that was its natural coloring in the 90's, OP.
MartinQBlank
Natural coloring and Gatorade are words that shouldn't go together.
ichangedmyusernamecuznoonereallyreadsthesereallylongonesanyway
Teal was the the OFFICIAL color of the 90's. Look it up.
PianoMan2112
He does have a point, but still, don't drink it. (And fuck you for making me remember ex's teal car.)
OneStrangeOnion
It is blue raspberry tough
hstein3
Your future:
prototype01
Best +1
disgr4ce
Stock photography is amazing
NickRivieraMD
She looks really overwrought with anticipation, like she's watching the lotto and she has 4 numbers already.
Leafytherangir
Sigh *unzip*
captainasspirate
Man i love milfs
wassamattayu
i, too, am a big fan
strongrad90
justalegend
ashes12
Haven't you seen Amy Schumer's video?
brian17411
sigh...
underscoreneckbeard
Unzips?
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Funny, but the food is spelled: chili
Millillion
I'm picturing more of:
Zeetoois
IT'S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVAAAAAA
TeeJayJay
Bridesmaids.
Zeetoois
yes.
iwonderhowlongofausernameicanmakeiguessthislongapparentlyits63
Dang I'm surprised no one said too soon.
Bananasandwiches42
I can feel this and I don’t like it.
iamtayims
topical, hilarious, +1!
Omgitsadonut
glorious
fokuroku
this is why i love internetz
99point99Repeating
Wat
sorrybutt
that is goddamned beautiful.
SortaBad
This is amazing.
funkinsk8
That gif is amazeballs! Smart and dirty. Love it!
xxelav2808
I really really really like this gif
seungmina56
I can't upvote this hard enough.
Vanuatu
oh wow
Lexsteel11
As a mobile user, only the top strip of this loaded and I already knew what it was. +1
bomboy23
Accurate
MrJacinto
Outstanding
twistedmisfit
I like this
honis7
How can it be bad, it has what plants crave. Electrolytes!!!
HungryPumpkn
Raiden likes them in artificial spines, they make for great healing!
CaptainFumbles
I could really go for a latte
BabaBooeytoo
Mondo~
itsgotelectrolytes
Yay! I'm relevant! Everything's coming up Milhouse
App1eJu1ce
"But WHY do plants crave Brawndo?!" "Because... it's got electrolytes"
Brunoemf90
Electrolytes! Turbolytes! Powerlytes! More lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!!
Rmbest23
BRAWDO
TomThanosBrady
The Dill-Dozer
Lookatmyballs
Idiocracy was suppose to be a warning not a how to video dumbass.
DavidIll
"Go away! I'm batin'"
bringingclawstoagunfight
ChadChinchilla
Only if you get an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO with it
TacoBellChiefOfStaff
Better look under the cap. If you win please send it to Gatorade... I wonder if they would deliver...
chimalli
From the thumbnail I was already thinking in this. Kudos for you!
dogpile
Oh shit...Upgrayyed
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
fuckin love this movie
BealZBub
* Lectrolytes
strongfp
You win the internet.
honis7
You win my heart
JotanOdinson
Fuck off I'm Eating
AbzM
Reminded me of the guy that drank 20 year old crystal Pepsi http://youtu.be/CGwibPdEOVk
GeraltazRivii
Stuff like that make me laugh hard. Idiocracy at it's finest.
DPHENS
sparklypinkplatypus
Sarah Rue! What is this from?!
oddthought
Idiocracy
PresidentDwayneElizondoMoutainDewHerbertCamacho
HEY! I'm slightly relevant in this comment
hoffbox
Well hello, President Mt. Dew!
Akeera
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
gigawatts2000
I get a chuckle every time I see that.
DrShrinker
I like money.
WhatsAHoya
OW MY BALLS
eviscera
Whoah, you like money AND sex? We should hang out...
YouSeeWhatHappensLarry
http://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/9-Idiocracy-quotes.gif
therealcoolhand
Batin'
HumanAriaPerson
Got out of here! I'm beatin!
qustiq
*"go 'way! Batin'!" (Love that movie.)
WickedPig
Yeah, cut me a piece
SaltheartFoamfollower
honis7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boy_tLWeqA
gore4gore
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
App1eJu1ce
That'll be... this many dollars.
gore4gore
Also where else can i use the term dildozer and someone understand it.
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
Jesusthe3rd
Is it sad that the movie is probably accurate and we will all be restarted in generations to come :( the dillldozerrrrrrr
WhatsAHoya
The ASSBLASTER
ManWithFace
Restarted... It's already happening!!!
Jesusthe3rd
oh dear god.......
lordpyralis
Do we need a fourth Jesus?
Vogonpoet815
Upvote for every Idiocracy quote!
Billyami
ditto! ^_^
whywouldyoureadsuchalongusername
Brought to you by Carls Jr.
Vogonpoet815
If you don't smoke Carlton cigarettes, fuck you.
HailSatinGodOfFabric
It's what they use to make Brawndo
HurtfulThings
Yeah! It's the thirst MUTILATOR!
Barleezy
Ow, My Balls!
lordstinkynuts
what are these electrolytes? Do you even know?
wolfpreist
They're what plants crave.
HailSatinGodOfFabric
It's what they use to make Brawndo
TheFlyingHellfish
Water? Like from a toilet?
jimicos
epikpepsi
What for?
FrankyFrankFrank
Go Away! Bait'n!
waitwhereamI
I like money... And Latte's.
FrankyFrankFrank
I like money, too! We should hang out.
MrWannaBeMD
I've never seen plants growing in a toilet bowl
Nekron47
Hey thats pretty good. You sure you aint the smartest guy in the world?
thatmangodude
Which fuels the mitochondria. The powerhouse of the cell
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
you will puke, just like LA beast did, when he drank old soda
NipplesTheEnchiIada
only a sip, do not take a mouthful, the tiniest of sips will suffice.
Goochacabra
H-HEY LA BEAST HERE!
OtherErinFromTheOffice
haha he is such a tough guy pesona, yet he gets so nervous when it's time to talk in front of the camera! I love it!
MrStealUrMeme
Hes a big fat liar. OP did not drink the Gatorade
Entari0
"Is it supposed to sit in your stomach like that?"
DickRogers
LOL http://img.pandawhale.com/83411-I-understood-that-reference-gi-6jlf.gif
fleishdawg
Have a good day!
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk
Whatthepoptarts
I've been watching "Brad Tries" for years and i don't think he's ever actually thrown up. Who's this scrub?
AgentFoxMulder
That's because Brad Jones doesn't play it up for views, he gives actual insight. +1 for being a Brad fan!
zt2211
I have to say that Brad Jones seems like the most "legitimate" internet personality that I've seen.
Abbysnaz
Dude! when he drank that mega old crystal pepsi, he was launching vomit lol
AgentBlackJack
http://imgur.com/85ivG5n
EverybodyGetsABrandNewUpvote
This.
rallemus
Have a good day!
SwissArmyCake
LA Beast must've had a bad bottle; in numerous other videos, he's drank Crystal Pepsi and it never bothered him that much
skittleyphallus
fuck yeah LA beast
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
Pop?
NotAliceStewart
I love Trader Joe's. Yum!
IronicJeremyIrons
Pr he could send it to shoenice on the youtubes
xwhereswaldo
omg I didnt know who this was before today but I watched the chocolate pepper (cant remember proper name) one about an hour ago, hilarious.
Kalladinstormblessed
I remember at the Halo Reach midnight release, some dude brought a case of Halo 3 gamer fuel and drank it.
iamjuliespiano
I'm actually excited about the possible outcome.
FegNiwtons
I drank an entire 30 yr old six pack of Pepsi when I was 16 and it was fine. Just had a very metallic taste from being in a can so long
TanFlo
You don't fuck with Crystal Pepsi from 20 years ago.
ProbablyIntoxicated
But the paintings up to 40,300 $
whydididothat
Crystal Pepsi!
HighrockTendales
Horrible video
PmMeYourDudes
Never Forget
zenixity
If you go to his channel he's actually starting a petition go get crystal Pepsi back.
HighrockTendales
Just watched that video again, it's hilarious. He's such a lovable idiot.
Twenty13EVO
"Have a good day!!!"
FengaPapitz
LA Beast pukes every time he eats/drinks anything. Probably makes for an awkward and hazardous lifestyle.
L3gionAir
did he puke when he ate the cactus?
identikit
Yeah but when the LA BEAST eats, he eats a 5lb bag of Haribo, Ghost peppers, a freakin cactus and washes it down with 50 eggs.
xerox13ster
You brought up the haribo and now I'm laughing uncontrollably.
FengaPapitz
Gotta give it to the man, SHOENICE. That guys a F'n nutjob. And never pukes!
DickRogers
When it comes to slamming liquor he does, off camera. I have it from a good source.
FengaPapitz
Yeah??? Tell me more. Immediately
BaldEagleBeards
#bringbackcrystalpepsi
TheExclamationist
^
lefthandedmoths
still remember my parents drinking crystal pepsi when they both had the flu. still doubtful if that counts as "ok" clear soda to drink. ???
DickRogers
The 1990s were a simpler time.
lefthandedmoths
i miss my tmnt action figures.
Dirgekins
But it IS back
TisNagim
dudes an entertainer and tends to over react. i've seen others drink it just fine and do other of his stunts with none of the problem he has
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
id like to see someone else do the wasabi oil hot cheeto challenge
TisNagim
i've got 2 from the channel that introduced him to that challenge https://youtu.be/U">As0WKQec">https://youtu.be/URZAs0WKQec https://youtu.be/PrO36s_AdE4
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
chuck didnt finish bag, and blumgum didnt even eat it out of a bag, (oil being absorbed onto napkin)
TisNagim
and beast never finished either of his bags, but threw/spit up both, i never said he wasn't entertaining, but he's an entertainer first
TisNagim
you also got DWMC eating a whole bag eat a whole bag but using a different oil/sauce https://youtu.be/zCRZzMxbOLo, point being its been done
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
k den
TisNagim
i'm rewatching all 4 of the wasabit oil challege videos now to make sure i'm not talking out of my ass
hypostatic
I mean, as long as the top isn't popped up, he should at least survive the ordeal
HatsAreEssential
I've consumed drinks that were several years past date before with no side effects. It's in a glass bottle, so it shouldn't be that bad.
prassel
true, glass bottles stay good much longer than plastic, but 20 years? nah.
retrohellix
Yeah but look at how gross it looks under the cap, I hope he at least paid attention to his own pictures before uploading.
bonannoml0
Are you talking about the gatorade or La beast with how gross it looks under the cap?
retrohellix
I think I was talking about the Gatorade. The comment is so old, I had to look up the context.
hypostatic
hard to tell if that's outside or inside from the pics. if its inside, should be mold and the cap should be popped
ThndrShk2k
That's typical with even new bottles back then due to the glass color and undercap materials.
jumpoff69
I remember that. I subscribed to his channel after that one.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Eating the cactus made me sub faster than I've ever subbed to anyone before. Dude's got balls for years.
Mintipony
It was the cactus eating video that made me sub
sparkledick
Did he do San Pedro or Peyote cactus? Because those make wonderful smoothies...
Mintipony
He a ate a whole stick-cactus thing with the spines still attached
CanadianSwordFighter
You can learn about Gatorade on the NET now?
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
The fuck you say....
YallMothafuckasNeedCheeses
Love that they even include the http:// in the URL. Beautiful.
Lookatmyballs
You can learn alot more then that but you would have to give up imgur because it will reverse everything you have learned.
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
http://imgur.com/X4EQy6v
FabulousRibbons
Party time! excellent!
Iamsonewatthis
respectfailure
Diarrhea everywhere.
jeffasaurusrex
OP has to deliver first, and he won't...
TotorosWhiskers
When you're jumping on the bed and you feel something spread
HodorIsADJ
cha cha cha
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
When you're running through your home and your pants are full of foam...
TotorosWhiskers
Diarrhea!
hydrocodont
OP did say he would deliver the results. I want pics.
wassamattayu
wassamattayu
downvotes, eh. a philistine on the sidewalk.
lapetuss
when you're climbing up a ladder and hear something splatter
msa011
Oh please no
PiSToLpETE33
When your sitting on a ladder and you hear something splatter
IamTheRealSlimShadyButIwillNotStandUp
He ded.
0g3l
Liek so ded
VulcanTrekkie45
Liek omg ded.
TheRottenBanana
Like 10 ded
Thetwitchy1
Leik ded hed ded.
IamTheRealSlimShadyButIwillNotStandUp
No update, he ded.
Theworldisaplace
I appreciate your username.
IamTheRealSlimShadyButIwillNotStandUp
Why thank you =]
Plusheen
And that's why we haven't had an update in over 10 hours :(
blindlynx
not at the front page yet
Ivegotadiddlybunchofcoconuts
Hi
blindlynx
to be fair it was just a matter of time
staircases
now he ded
blindlynx
liek so ded
SirWadeWilson
Do not drink that!
Lookatmyballs
If the idiot wants to drink something that might make him sick let him.
IFrickinLoveSharks
Yea, no, it would be irresponsible to encourage this...I didn't upvote... Promise
zerobahamut03
As a imgurian doctor this seems pretty safe.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
OP:
RobOttman
"Oh... I can't stay mad at you..."
Escueleto
Without working out first!! You will need the electrolytes post workout.
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
I looked at the ingredients. It all looks pretty much invulnerable to time.
exe122
And botulism?
StonerCatJay
Fuck this guy. DRINK IT! DRINK IT!
Thatsnothowthisworks
From PepsiCo.com:
HaywoodJablome
Why do you have that saved? Hahaha either way I hope he drinks it
HailSatinGodOfFabric
That mold growing under the cap leads me to believe it may not have been properly stored...
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
I don't think that's mold. I think it's a weird optical illusion with the text on the bottom of the cap.
notanautomaton
So you're saying that he can sue if he drinks it and pukes?
ShannonTheSnakeLady
No, there's no way to prove that it was stored properly and not exposed to contaminants.
wheezemachine43
This was before Pepsi bought Gatorade. Pepsi did away with the poison that only appears after 20 years in the recipe.
Stuebydoo
Quiet you! Do drink that OP, and film it
gammaraycharles
.....however, if you do, definitely film it.
iwonderhowlongofausernameicanmakeiguessthislongapparentlyits63
You da real MVP
Wootpie
Did you die?
DogPeppers
Dead as fuck
Wootpie
Damn
TheBestBlasian
WE WANT RESULTS
TJ3027
Drink the Gatorade.
TheLifeIsYours
Drink it, pretty please..
Rodomontade
20 years from now:
ChasePoppins
6 now
Iwasonlypractice
4 now
Roboman0516
5 now
cbjfan
Well, it's been 3 so far
ThePiethief
5 now
Naroyto
7 now
twistedmisfit
I think your right
decadentheart
Proving more right than wrong
JuggNuttz
i was working at a gas station then, grabbed a gatorade every day. i won 2 of those NBA packs. had a duffelbag, sports bottle, towel n mix.
asspickle
You must be the one who they call "the mutha fuckin man"
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
I wanna know more about this. Were they team specific? 90s NBA makes me hard...
JuggNuttz
had a team and number of games, if that team won the title in that many games, you won the pack. Bulls/Sonics, i had Bulls in 6. 2 caps.
WoahShocksMyBrain
Were any of them Space Jam themed? Were they related at all to your username? Inquiring minds need to know.
plastikb0y
90's NBA Jam was the shit "He's on fire!"
JuggNuttz
i actually had Bulls in 4, 6 and 7, and Sonics in 5, 6 and 7. Going into the final i knew my chances were very good for winning.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Omg the Sonics that year.... It's not their fault they had to play THOSE Bulls.
JuggNuttz
im from chicago, but not an NBA fan in anyway, and even i knew no one was beating the Bulls.
BeardyGlasses
@op so what happened?
DogPeppers
Pussed out
Odiin46
I was gonna comment that ya died after drinking it.
harmtheohmless
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
I'm glad you didn't open it, it's just another empty bottle without the 20-year old Gatorade inside.
DontVoteForStupid
onlyhalfghost
Fair enough.
Rasgarius
nickamont
Fuck all that. I would never drink that.
Galvanax
How dare you!
MetroidPrime
You could probably sell it instead
circlebreaker
ProxyPlayerHD
shame you for not doing it, and also props for not being stupid enough to actually do it.
Plaguestorm172
You promised you would drink it if it got to front page, it did, and you didn't drink, you lied! you tricked us into getting you front page!
legacyweekly
mad respec
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
Thats called weakness and you're letting it consume you. Drink dat shizzzz yo.
Beepis
SHAME
Rasgarius
Gift it to the LA Beast.
FrozenCoast
I remember his puking after drinking decades old Crystal Pepsi.
Rasgarius
Classic Beats Move.
OpFTW
Still popping around front page with commenters to source your cat like nature.
maxalaxa
DogPeppers
Happy Thanksgiving!
maxalaxa
You too man!
bamblebimble
I think you know why you have -'s
Istealfromthefrontpage
Y'all may be mad at him but he had the balls to tell us the truth.
hereforthecompany
He was never going to actually do it.
DogPeppers
That I am a pussy?
enkrypt3d
well u can just say i am what i eat. mic drop
CyclicMayfield
You're a veritable hermaphrodite
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Doesn't matter to me. At least let me know if you still have that bitch
DogPeppers
I do, and I am gifting it to my secret Santa.
mattisgay
Imagine being so worthless you cant manage to drink gatorade
BeardyGlasses
You are what you eat? ;)
DogPeppers
Life pro tip: if you do it super wrong the first time, you will never get asked to do it again.
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
I found a 20 yr old jar of pickled beets once. this seems much more do-able.
sparkledick
I have 40 year old pickled green beans down in my basement still from previous owners. The basement is a scary place.
Khakestar23
And now the pickles have formed a small barter-based economy and class system.
KosherToaster
... They were pickled though.
NickRivieraMD
So's Gatorade, basically.
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
i honestly don't know what was actually in the jar, but it needed an identity.
GettingDrunkAtTheOldFlowerShop
How was it stored? Did you find it under some table at room temp, or in the back of a fridge? Temp over 20yrs could effect the... taste
THISISMENOW
*affect. Yeah, I'm that guy.
TrickedOut
You're doing the Lord's work, son.
OrangeGuy48
the taste is all we're really worried about
Luvvie
Well it's glass and not plastic or metal... That's not nothing, right?
Berrypickerasfuck
Yeah, can we talk about how it's glass? I don't remember gatorade being in glass bottles.
Luvvie
I do.. '
bentwrenches
I do...20 years ago. Matter of fact, pic was loading slowly and I was thinking "glass bottle, yep it's old"
AbominableToaster
No. No we cannot. Now go to your room.
Berrypickerasfuck
As a 28 year old man, I DUN WANNA! WAHHHHHH! *throws fit*
DarkUranium
Probably right next to that Nuka-Cola Quantum.
HRinappropriate
http://imgur.com/TNl91UM
tomyironmane
.. right next to that 200 year old salsbury steak....
kiche08
The thoughts of old salsbury steak is one of the grossest things I've ever thought of.
spaddo
... and now... some music.
melwing17
NOOOO THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY 1996 WAS 20 YEARS AGO NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
ysbmr
Ikr I was like daaaaamn buddies gonna drink a Gatorade from the 80s. Fuck
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thewhyteman
I was getting my drivers licence in 96.
azazyel
I have my 20 year reunion this summer.
melwing17
Also, LOL at the 18 year olds trying to teach math
EEcummingsonherfacenowthatspoetryinmotionn
Had a convo with my friend the other day, "As 1984 kids, the 90's will always officially be last decade"
BangForTheBuck
82' here. Can I join?
EEcummingsonherfacenowthatspoetryinmotionn
The more the merrier. If enough people believe it, it isn't a lie, it's "history".
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
19 years... how ever
behrditz
"20 years ago? That label art really doesnt look like the 70s...Oh wait....fuck."
Cappuccino651
*whispers in your ear* I'm 15, and not born in the 90s.
melwing17
You have no idea the howl that just caused me to produce in horror.
nerdiegirl3351
Class of 96 here. I feel so fucking old right now.
Cal1te
Wait WHAT!? FUCK! I THINK I MIGHT BE AN ADULT
Cherrylurkingaboutimgur
Noooooo, not if you don't want to be.
AuntieMeat
Heard Foo Fighters' "Big Me" on the radio this morning. Then the DJ then mentioned it's 20 years old. MRW:
Naturally90
I genuinely said to myself, OP must have made a typo and meant to type 10 years... -.-
Killhound
July the 15th was the expiration date. Googling that stuff says it's stay good for around 9 months, so 20 years is pretty accurate.
DemonNecronTTV
*counts on fingers*...fuck... oh that's right Im 23.
LeeroyTheBird
You must be from Chernobyl, like me!
DemonNecronTTV
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f245/Unyin/Glorious_exposition_comrade.jpg
Parastratios
Shame on you, for a second i thought I was a year older.
got61000beforegettingbanned
The first time Imgur will be on the Headline for every major Newspaper / Magazine.
GR3453m0nk3y
I was born in 1993 and I can legally purchase alcohol.
bekkilouise
I was born in 1996 trust me only 19 years ago..
GiddyUpBigTuna
I was ejected out of my mother in 1996 and if memory serves, that was 19 years ago
Idonothingwrong
Don't worry. 1996 won't be 20 years ago for another year.
FXTPD
2015- 20 = 1995. 8 months to go.
PsychoFox
Dude im like 18
Synesthetician
19. I was born in 1996 and I'm 19.
melwing17
Absolutely astonishing! Once you're a bit older you might understand that the usage of '20' here is because '19.5 years' is not as impactful
Synesthetician
I'm just pointing out what everyone else noticed. No need to be so prickly.
jediprincess
well, the copyright is 20 years old...but when does the product expire?
Drawkcabemanresu
*25 now
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Almost 24 years ago now, friend. :)
JThelen
Well no shit it wasn't 20 years ago. It was 22 years ago.
poorwhitetrash
22years ago.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
23 years now mother fucker.
melwing17
SON OF A BITCH
StubbyJohnson
24 years now
IAmGreco
Im 20, i was born in 1995... SUCK IT GRAMPS! We takin ovah!
cousteau
1996 was like 5-ish years ago, right? If we're in two thousand and something then... oh shit
illFixYouSomeSandwiches
Fuck. Me.
thefavoritesbookmark
I CAN'T HANDLE IT
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
Remember, pokemon was made 19 years ago!
wolfetrax
I am 19... That Gatorade is about as old as me.
Epithimia
Yup Yup Yup
MrPancakes
Born in 96, turned 19 a few months ago!
RaultxO
Shit, my Warcraft 2 copy is 20 years old? WTF?
Scytail
Stay calm I was born in 96 and I'm only 18. You're not old... Yet.
ayoungerdumberronswanson
You are correct
Beruthiel10
As someone born that year, erhmm..I'm not 20
VanillaMinus
its because it wasnt. i was born in 1995 and im still not 20. hes exaggerating
Syncronist
19. :3 I'm 19!
ianrl337
Agreed, upvoted, I refuse to acknowledge I'm that old yet
FantomLightning
Oh hai fellow '96er
PleaseHoldMyCandle
Ah my sweet summer child.
YoSoyMelonLord
as a fellow 20 year old, I feel old too :(
ianrl337
Not what I meant, I'm older than that. I'm still refusing to believe it.
DrSpatula
You can stay calm, it has only been 19 years since 1996 :-)
pocketbeaner
*PANICKED BREATHING* THIS IS NOT HELPING!!!
doctorbees
MRW
MisterLemons
Oh thank god, because that would mean that 1992 would have been nearly... 23 years ago... Aww hell.
wartoaster
WHEw... wait WAIT THATS NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL
EhItsAlright
'96er here. Can confirm.
wixerd
i was just gonna say bc i am 19 and was very confused xd
ManBunion
It expired in the middle of 1996. I'm pretty sure with all the preservatives they have a year of shelf life at least.
starfight
my age , wooowoop! heh... im wasting my years....
LizLime
*sobs quietly*
Montablac
your wasting your life on imgur, but hey, its imgur, so its the best place to waste ones life
notyouraveragemuffin
Born in '92. I feel old, dude, I feel so old now...
DkryptX3
I know how you feel bro. 23 next month.
whyteraven74
I graduated high school in 92. And I don't feel remotely old.
Dickbuttscompanion
I'm feeling twenty twoooooo (too)
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
...85...
HogwartsAlumnus
I only feel old now because you do. I'm a '91 er
melwing17
STFU kiddo :P hehe
notyouraveragemuffin
Got a problem grandpa' ? Lost your teeth again ?
melwing17
Yeah, they fell out :( .... IN YER GRAMMA'S ASS! :O
notyouraveragemuffin
Better not stumble on my grandpa'. He can kick your sorry ass directly into hell ;).
LeeroyTheBird
Yep. You and me both, muffin man.
notyouraveragemuffin
Muffin girl ;)
LeeroyTheBird
notyouraveragemuffin
Ahah love that stupid film xD
TanstaaflTovarisch
If you feel old at 23 I have no idea what you are doing with your life.
notyouraveragemuffin
My friends (even older than me) call me 'Mama' since I'm 16. I feel old everytime.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Ok, come back to this thread when ur 30, and everything!
notyouraveragemuffin
When I have kids and stuff like this ? I'm not even sure if I want kids. I have enough trouble keeping me alive to spawn another little me.
TurtlePee
I think it's more realizing how fast the times go that people say they feel old. But in reality that dude has like 60 more years to go.
cerastes
Every year is perceptually shorter. So he's lived the majority of his life already :)
bigfuckbucket
'86 bruh
melwing17
Also STFU kiddo :P hehe
bigfuckbucket
tell me more wise one xD
melwing17
When you're pooping, prop your feet up on something like a stepstool and that shit will just fall out of you
Momof2needsabreak
'85 dude
PoopholeAintALoophole
'73 bruh
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I fucked a girl last week & freaked out when she friended me on FB & saw she was born in 1995, had to do math 2x in a panic.
Luxvero
these freaking normies i swear
Rytam
ppppssshhh, she knew what she was doing. no regrats
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
I know. I'm a bartender and the legal age here is 18. Carding people born in 97 makes me sad.
TOASTEngineer
Aren't you glad you learned that stuff in high school now?
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I'm 27, and I thought she was over 21, I was sweating bullets worried she wasn't 18 because im convinced 1995 was like three years ago tops.
Amp21
probably a good thing to ask about before you have sex with someone....especially if it could be close...
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I mean I met here in a petty nice bar, I was assuming 21+, def over 18.
philip284
sex with a three year old ... nice
Poobydooby
I was born in 1996. im 18
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AmberMae
ohh close, April 17th 1996 :D
youthrewoffmygroove
You shut your filthy mouth
skk329
I was born in 1995 and I'm 20 o.o
Lukerinooooo
09/18/1996... still not an adult mentally
dolldrawing
May 6th 1996. And get back in your cave, lurker.
Brovosoleksiy
August 9th I turn 19 :D
Uhmcaitlin
We have the same birthday (:
iPourDrinks
That's still legal.
pyrotechnicalengineer
March 1!
Jillato
Thanks for this! I was born '95 and that comment had me doubting my sanity.
Johnthebadger
I turned 19 on 4/20 :l
cluckythehorse
Stop that. I remember when I was 10. Im not even old enough to be old
luvicvis
As a 20, I don't remember when I was 10. :S
Noversi
I'll hop on the bandwagon. November 1st, 96
BangForTheBuck
TIL people born in 1996 are adults now.
snelzzy
**have certain legal privileges. I've found there are people of all ages that have yet to become an adult.
JawoftheMoose
Same
NotExplosive
Also 96, turning 19 in August. :D
mt77932
I graduated high school in 1996.
Poobydooby
we both started new lives at 1996
TheScarletBitch
This is incredibly optimisitc and sweet. I think I might love you
Poobydooby
http://cdn3.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tumblr_mbj3x4YkzB1rv4rpmo1_400.gif
geiokami
September 13th 1996!
SpaghettiGiver
Dec 17!
joejohnjohnson747
I was born Sept. 13th 91....we're pretty much bro's bro.
OrangeIsTheNewBanana
June 1st bitches!
12357David
August 19th!!!!
freemonk22
January 8th!
FirstClassTicketToHell
Hey, August 28th!
GetSchwiftyy
Hey, August 27!
WheelieNelson
July 9th 1996!
averageuser11
July 11th !!!
Anahonda96
Omg, we share the same birthday!!
Thisworldisgoingdownhill
July 10th!!
Poobydooby
me july 15th, so close
pmaguire13
You have the exact same birthday as my friend. I turn 19 on july 21st. If your name is Dan i will freak out.
SupremeMrPopo
july 23rd here
Poobydooby
Don't worry. I aint no dan
m00njava
May 23rd 1996! Woohoo for 1996 babies
twwigaa
May 5th!
Wickedandtruth
April 5th 1996
holysocks
Yay for being birthed in the year 1996! I turn 19 in June.
overthrowthegovernment
June 30th! :D
thisisanimgurvention
June 16!
Atalung
As do I, June 11th!
thenordicwarrior
heyo June 5!
PastaSatan
SAME. June 12th for me!
criickyO
ya buncha fetuses -- feti*(?)
UnholyWarcry96
Me too! June 2nd!
pmaguire13
for me I turn 19 in july
baozigirl
me too! :)
AndreaTheGreat
Me too!
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
YOU'RE ALL YOUNGER THAN POKEMON AND CAN VOTE, THIS UPSETS ME!
AndreaTheGreat
Not all of us do vote, though. People my age are statistically unlikely to, so maybe that will help you feel better.