FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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Sep 5, 2023 2:10 AM
FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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0bzerver
Reminds me of Louis Gossett Jr.
KristinaRoxYourSox
Polsnulspace
Ended too soon. I needed more!
relpmeraggy
Idk who he is, but I love him.
ElvisParsly
Malinut
Yeahuseafuckinghammermutherfucka
VodkaReindeer
These days people cracking eggs on their kids' heads is more realistic than them using a spoon to do it.
SonneilIon
Why doesn’t this have more upvotes
MisterLemons
I use a butter knife. Tap it all the way around and it pops open into two perfect halves.
VodkaReindeer
Ain't nobody got time for that!
tamalehatchet
This actually seems like the appropriate reaction
CowboyRooster
Dude, I wish I had said what he said and how to sooo many people who randomly pick at random shit I do.
robnorrisradio
As long as it works, what the hell does it matter to you?
Magus25
Dude is like a character right out of the Boondocks.
DeborahMullen
My patron Saint has been located. Who is this man?
JustAnotherCynicToo
Dude was looking for content by roasting OG, and almost caught a whoopin'.
TheCyberBob
I do hope there's a history of camera guy being a bit of a jerk or something. The reaction was kind of on a hair trigger there.
NatesSauceLab
Can you imagine me calling my son a white head mother fucker?
alantosai
Well, is he a motherfucker with a white head?
NatesSauceLab
No more than he’s a motherfucker with a black head.
NatesSauceLab
Because he’s literally mixed-race.
IncrediRis
man has a point
Merky600
Don’t interfere with people making breakfast. 10 hours Hangry plus sharp knives. No caffeine yet. Recipe for …Murder…ing…some sausages.
GoodJuJuuu
He revved up and went in for the kill
NatesSauceLab
Only black people call each other black. Let’s play a game— “Does your white-ass even add anything other than ketchup, or ranch?” “Hey, beaner, why is your car more expensive than your home?” “You know how I know your parents immigrated from Asia? And you’re first gen? You don’t study on Friday night as an act of rebellion.”
BishlamekGurpgork
I mean, I've said that some white people are way too white to pull off a style, or if they can't dance, that it's the whitest dance I've ever seen. And, yes, I'm as white as the driven snow and also can't dance.
n0gal
I take it when your friend group hangs out it looks like a box of q-tips? Seriously man, get out and meet people. Everyone laughs at racial humor as long as it isn't racist. It's quite telling that your only "jokes" about latino and asian (I'll never quite understand how one can lump them all together) people are nothing more than racist remarks. I'll give you an example. I went to a restaurant with a black friend and we got seated way out in BFE. I look at him and go /
NatesSauceLab
I’m a father in a mixed-race family. Lighten up, pussy. Generalizations are fun. Racism is discrimination, not fun comments on Imgur. Patch up your butt-hurt. Ain’t no one barking up your ass. You’re just too scared to have fun with the melting pot of the world. We’re all bros on this side of the fence. Dork.
n0gal
"what is this the 1960s and they're putting your ass in the back of the restaurant?!" Is it racial? Sure is. Was it funny as hell and appropriate in the moment? Sure was. It's years later and he still tells the story because he found it so funny at the moment. There's a difference between racial humor and racism. It's not even a fine line.
geoff741
Translation: I'm mad they they get to talk like that to each other. I wanna talk like that to them too, but society calls me racist every time they do so I gotta do it behind closed doors or anonymously on the internet... I don't really understand how the way these guys talk to each other affects you at all. So you don't go calling all your white mates whitey. Whoop de doo.
NatesSauceLab
Bro— I’m a father in a mixed-race family. At what point can I make jokes? You’re more pussy-hurt than my own family. Dork.
NatesSauceLab
Translation— I’m too scared to make multi-racial humor. I’m so scared, my sense of humor is gone.
NatesSauceLab
See? White people can’t make jokes.
geoff741
It's not a joke if you're just being an arsehole to people and then laughing at them.