LordoftheHildago
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Jul 10, 2026 7:32 PM
LordoftheHildago
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Iblamemyparentstoo
Post something when he's dead...
KamikazeGerbil101
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
Min Headroom
fformulaa
Thos is what happens when you don't lick enough gay frogs
SmashySashimi
UltraLincoln
He popped like a balloon
youreathing
"JOE, HERE'S TH' THING... I'M KIND OF A RETARD."
SnozzBerries6969
I noticed his mouth isn't as pretty as it used to be, a common side effect for clones grown in a tube.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
BastardMan1977
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Deflecting pool. Ha!
TChallaVanDam
I’ma need either you, or @BlackTrashTiger, or both, to just post one of these every day. Friggin hilarious.
gablestout
Renza0
are you suggesting alex jones ever actually existed? next you're gonna tell me that the moon is somehow real, wake up sheeple. /s. also I feel so fucking dirty even sarcastically using those last three words.
brianbrian4566
He is mostly shit
jammer909
I wish he was a hoax. Sadly, he is real. People that stupid and malicious really do exist.
Nightcaste
I love how petty The Onion is being with all this. It's like they put together a list of every way they could be a dick to Jones, and are implementing it. It's delicious.
Hevach
The best part of it is even if he sues and somehow wins, the Sandy Hook plaintiffs will likely be able to claim the money anyway.
Nightcaste
He can't. If being a dick was something you could get sued for, he would be fucked.
Hevach
The billion dollar lawsuit was over this exact same thing, right down to the red lines on dated photographs.
horsetuna
A lot of us put on weight during covid ..
sagejosh0
Guys, everyone knows Alex jones is a goblin with orange paint on like Trump. You cant get the shade correct every time.
Jewdakris
The frogs made him gay
rbudrick
Made of cake?
nutmegonyourdoodle
He is a fake and a fuck.
oneandahalfbastards
I miss Dan and Jordan
ChristosMylordos
I know.
BlackTrashTiger
COOLGUY68
That’s Tim Robinson on the other line, right?
KrondorMocker
yep...... version 6
nero4ty2
Tim’s voice must have hurt so much after that
DragonThunderUndertaking
My first thought was I don't know this guy but there's no way that's his actual voice....
Howlingowl
Please tell me you’re just being facetious
OnyxTurret
Tim, love what you've done to the place.
HolyFreakingToast
go with your gut - we are probably on 6 or 7th alex jones by now
wazeewa
CASREP
I love how they captured the incoherent rambling and vibe.
AggressivelyPassive
The "duhduhduhduhduh" got me
StewedTomaters
What flew over most people's head is that Tim is playing the part of Mike Cernovich (Pizzagate, etc), who went on Alex's show a few years ago and absolutely pissed him off.
PunnyTiger
it looks like the expected result of a decade of screaming hate and heavy drinking. the bulbous nose is typical of drunks.
sevro77
Would the amount of alcohol he's consumed in those 10 years be a factor? Seen clips of him being pretty hammered on streams.
urusername2
Why would he start to fall apart to this extent? The Devil hasn't even gotten ahold of him yet!
HolyFreakingToast
PERFECT MATERIAL!
DutchCraft2050
Alcohol and sun.
MidnightBaelfire
It's almost like being an a-hole doesn't stop you from aging over 9 years.
micuu
Instead of Alex Jones spreading conspiracy theories, we're spreading conspiracy theories about Alex Jones.
CBadger
That is, in fact, the joke.
smashpro1
futhor
p4r4noid4ndroid
What did he have to drink?
StewedTomaters
IIRC, only one milkshake. Then he popped like a balloon while filming inside his SUV.
stabbermcshooty
Folks! Tactical bath! Folks!
bippityboppitybuttsex
Alex Jones needs to be outed as the lizard he is.
JamesFaction
Don't be silly he's not a lizard! He's an amphibian, like a salamander, or frog.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Already made gay and still not getting laid cuz, well, look at him
sithfam
Hard to do after your heads exploded. I saw the footage, no one can tell me that’s faked!!!
Snooj
His website had huge headlines every day about The Onion takeover being such a lying farce. Every day, that is, until The Onion took it over.
bippityboppitybuttsex
He still hasn't paid his civil judgement and moved his assets... he needs to be in jail.
NoPantsOhClock
He's been the gay frog the entire time?! *gasp*
Heisanevilgenius
No, not the entire time. He was a straight frog before the incident
DarthGoodguy
nemocares
Well, the correlation between accusations and confessions when it comes to the far right...