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Let's get this bread.
Ideally you should not spill the blood of nobility, so they'd often roll up captured nobles in a carpet and then run them over with their horses.
The new iguanadontid Hao dongi had all these quills and it was really nifty.
Pippin, scurrying across the keyboard
Jeanne d'Arc
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin: "oh my god. What the fuck. I love you."
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
PostHartmann
#20 Here's the thing. Red Delicious might not be the best apple but it's home. It's the apple I grew up with. It's the apple in the basket at my mom's house. It's the apple that always satisfies the urge for an apple. It's my apple.
goflyblind
#11:
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sybertear
#29 “tried running away when they heard they were going to make him bishop” moooooooood
nichoDriver
#48 three words... savory zucchini fritters... not diet food at all, and so tasty!
JediUrsa
#43 after a few to many of these, everything starts looking like Horus. I'm going to stick to Lion El-Gin-son
MikeRInternetTraveler
#10 Whenever I buy birdseed, I look for the bag that’s clearly been pecked open, or even better, has a bird actively chowing down. That’s the brand you go with. You have excellent market research right there on the spot.
supervillin
#45 That was no place to drop such a bomb.
kaoticgirl
#48 when I was 12, some crunchy fuck gave me a piece of zucchini bread & told me it was cake. That was the day the urge to commit murder bloomed in my heart.
aslum
#21 I had "enough" shelf space for about 9 months right after I moved into my house and bought 5 brand new 6' high shelves.
justaguyinthebackrow
#40 "Not into...cheating on his wife" That's not what his first wife said.
Draygen
#8 AND "Ba Ba, Black Sheep"‽ And also written by MOZART? The shenanigans they pull!
PartyLich
#20 it probably tossed itself down those stairs https://youtu.be/P_7Onn2mfnA
SubTrout
#20 Red Delicious are the Jared Leto of fruit: Bad apples with a great agent so you see that shit everywhere despite nobody liking them
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
#13 dumbasses who think they're brilliant, but one in particular who does all the actual good work and doesn't get involved in the drama
Syovere
#13 A long time ago, I was running a small Minecraft roleplaying server. We had an issue where sometimes a chunk would generate with a wildly different height than the chunks around it, which we blamed on the gods being drunk.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
#11 I can't help but hear Offspring lyrics.
SirSage
You gotta keep 'em separated
IgnisInvictus
#48 I love this. I've never thought of it that way, and it's completely true. Zucchini bread is so not intended to be diet bread.
bluewitch
People at church would put extra zucchini in your car if you left your windows down.
graehall
As someone who lived with food insecurity for a little while, I dislike seeing food waste. So finding excuses to use ALL THE ZUCCHINI is fab
nothingunused
I don't consider it diet food, but more a way to trick kids into eating more vegetables. And to trick a fair share of adults into the same.
snarkybitch
Same with banana bread lol
Ahroo
#21 i may be misinterpreting this but I always have enough book space. You got a book for me, baby I got space for it. Fight me terry!
trigonman3
The floor is also a bookshelf
beaglefeatures
I have space on my shelves at the moment, but that's because some of my books are out on assignments.
PauliePlaysPoorly
There's always room on the table for another stack.
Ahroo
Always
sybertear
#2 damn
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sybertear
You and everyone else, bud, “my ex is crazy” is the oldest line in the book
Like, metaphorically, you tried to play hero and ran into a burning building without proper protection and then you both died in the fire
And now you’re running around telling all the mediums that “some bitch killed you in a house fire”
That’s what you sound like when you comment this stuff on people’s posts like this
You want to talk about people who *need therapy*
So sick of everyone’s complexes blaming victims
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sybertear
Maybe that happened, but you don’t get to run around generically shitting on traumatized people at random people because your ex has
*drum-roll*
Hurt People For Attention Disorder!
Pretty sure that has more to do with it than the BPD or even the NPD she may or may not actually have (I’m assuming you are armchair diagnosing, but I suppose I could be wrong)
So leave me and all my people traumatized by people with power over us *alone* and stop misrepresenting your problems for cheap points
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