I swim with sharks EVERY SINGLE DAY. Sharks are so fast you can't even see them move when they strike. You're not going to grab a shark unless it is just curious about you. Sharks are also incredibly strong. If they want to bite you they will just shake you so violently your hand will be unable to hold them for even a second. Then Om nom nom. Finally most sharks are there to hand out eat fish and protect their turf so don't be a dick and the sharks will leave you alone.
SMarkt
ICE agents hate that trick.
ShaggyQueen
Ah, I see you know your Judo well!
clang2101
Did anyone else hear nom.. nom nom.. in their head when the shark was approaching?
Firestar002
Judo flip the shark underwater. XD
OliverClothesoff70
I get what the music on this was trying to accomplish. It didn’t. In fact, it sucked.
ThatGuy42
https://imgur.com/k3QM5ED.png
magila
I w
narniasreal
This guy knows fish-man jujutsu
OperatorWay
Steven Seagull move
gtferrari
"because i was inverted"
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Yeah. Don't do that. Cause now all the sharks wanna get rotated.
anobviousthrowawayaccountduh
Adding a trap beat to Earthbound music should be a crime.
Dolenmorgul
Or you can do as I do, stay the fuck out of their ocean
BavarianGuy
I will go in there, but first I need a detailed listing of all the things that are in there. Call me when you have that.
KleptoKea
Earth, Air, Fire and Water. Now we have shark bending.
astrangehop
Shark Ritual
ChipWallace
Just punch them in the snout with your fist. If that doesn't work then you can poke them in their eye with your stump.
ispendtomuchtimehere
yo, you're going down.
MonkeMun
a little shakin', a little tenderizin'...
getadogupya
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps shark tipping isn't the sport for you...
hiyo365
Shoulda stuck with cow tipping I reckon.
magila
I swim with sharks EVERY SINGLE DAY. Sharks are so fast you can't even see them move when they strike. You're not going to grab a shark unless it is just curious about you. Sharks are also incredibly strong. If they want to bite you they will just shake you so violently your hand will be unable to hold them for even a second. Then Om nom nom. Finally most sharks are there to hand out eat fish and protect their turf so don't be a dick and the sharks will leave you alone.
Einstein9073
Man, was this posted by a shark?
rockmanx853000
Seeing it speed up the shark legit was like well time to munch away.
JPSkyAuthor
Get turnt.
CrisprCAS
Just push the rostrum to the side. They'll leave you alone after that. Or they'll eat you, I don't know I don't swim.
BeaverOnFire
elbowdeepinagoose
Sounds like something food would say
schwaulen
Do not ert?
BavarianGuy
Dne Oor tt?
demizu
I'm gonna Ert even harder!
Destirinity
That sign won't stop sharks. Sharks can't read
BeaverOnFire
Do they wear red hats? 🤔
ariafiresong
Now, now, sharks are actually essential.
pdp1
I wanna know what happened after
Neurisko
Omnimorph2112
Tonic immobility
boxak
Sometimes I wish humans had this. Your manager comes to talk about your performance and you just flip them on their side and duck out….
overflowin2718
orcas know this
Omnimorph2112
Orcas know a lot more than I'm comfortable with. Good thing our paths are not likely to ever cross!
pinkypiesbutt
fascinating https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonic_immobility
gtollie
“Great White Sharks are not so responsive as other species when tonic immobility has been attempted”
that’s like we don’t those mushrooms anymore after what happened to Steven
lgkinasen
phuckin phteven
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
DrKonrad
LOL evolution produced all these fearsome apex predators, and humans just want to pet them
Grinch01
Some humans, some want to Hunt them to the last one because of absurd reasons like to make soupe with their fins
XaviorFolf
Give humans enough time and environment, and we will bond with literally anything.
dffksh
FussyZeus
Were I alive in a different time I would’ve definitely died petting something I shouldn’t
Hell I still might