Bruskey
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You be prepared to defend yourself.
One love.
May 13, 2026 8:41 AM
Bruskey
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You be prepared to defend yourself.
One love.
WellThereYouAre
KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?
FortifiedWhine
How did I know it would be a bear?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Quizz25S
If a bear trapped in a hotel room is anything like a bear trapped in a car, that place is absolutely destroyed.
KAPTKipper
That you Boo-Boo?
Stuckinidle
Laid bear before your eyes
KerryCoder
I'm actually relieved the cop isn't shooting an innocent black man/protestor/trans person.
Eiladar
Ah, yes. The tactical 2x4
Orlandonuts
If it were a Polar Bear ... no one would have called the cops
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
2074red2074
I like how the bear walks out, just looks at them real quick like "You good bro?" and walks the other way.
circlebreaker
"I raided the mini fridge, and I'm not paying for it. So long, suckers."
Agatsu74
Subearise, motherfuckers!
Uskaanax
So, the moral here is that pigs are afraid of bears.
BryanTenn
Gatlinburg TN?
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
The patch on their sleeve looks similar to Gatlinburg PD's patch.
AgamemnonsMemes
I was guessing between bear or mountain lion.
Nyrruk
Is this legal? Bearly.
jutukka
Well, that was unBEARable.
DBK00PER
The eternal question has been answered. No a bear does not shit in the woods, it prefers a Motel 6.
EDoPur
"The occupant of the motel room Bearlly escaped." -Police report
BlackCatSerenade99900
Bet this shit happens in Gatlinburg all the time.
SalmonTheWise
Bear:
nord54
He should have stayed. They don't got no warrant
SecondSince
The tension was unbearable!
KamiShino
Pfft, that animal has the right to bear arms!
drziod
All bears are awesome
unc0nnected
Well there's actually 2 schools of thought...
moomaid1
And they are?
unc0nnected
black bear is best
Detacheddavid
It's a pity we cannot pet them twice.
baconandmorebacon
You can. You just need to run fast and maybe have someone with you for distraction. The distraction person should NOT have the car keys.
yesdearmetoo
Like this one in my backyard the other day
Evenmoreuselessname
The hummingbirds look different this season
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
A black bear. You know it wasn't a Black person, because they didn't just kick the door in and empty their clips inside from the doorway
/s
ChazzK
Obviously, wild animals have more legal protection than actual humans.
Hmuda
Be careful with dark humor, a cop might shoot it.
bubbinsky
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
The /s wasn't necessary. Depending on where this occurred there is a 90% certainty that's exactly what would have happened.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
It's the internet. Sometimes the /s is necessary even when it is not :/
Aranon1183
I never use it because it's fun seeing folk not knowing when I am clearly being sarcastic because they don't know how to use context clues.
verityauger
Obviously the bear has more rights....
davebarton315101
Such as the right to bear arms?
Detacheddavid
Now they are saying I'm not racist, a left a BLACK bear go unharmed after a home invasion.
DrDred
Uh....As a Black man I get tired of hearing the black bear, brown bear, polar/white bear comparison over and over. I just wanna see some funny bear shit and not be reminded of people that look like me or anyone else for the matter getting killed by police. I just wanna laugh sometimes. I get it black bears get shot.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
thegarts
Holy shit
circlebreaker
Deer stuck in the motel room?
circlebreaker
Watched last half, I was close?
opentokix
I was wondering why they didnt just go in guns blazing. - oh, actual danger.
drcookieninja
Not just actual danger, but something they value more than the lives of certain people
CannonFodderMTL
But it was a BLACK bear.
Iamjacksunuesedtrainstation
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Also not a situation for them to be handling honestly. Where the fuck is animal control?
opentokix
Maybe in ICE custody?
xMalkav
Budget cuts to give the pigs more toys, is my guess.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Most likly this. Cops are over too many things that simply shouldn't be their responsibility. They aren't trained to handle most of the situations they are called in for ... and that's assuming actual competent training.
Cranbananarama
Cops got to them?
umpbumpfizz
Meme me no to get?
Pleased to explain.
Cranbananarama
US cops violent. They arrive, shooty bang at animal control.
Iamjacksunuesedtrainstation
That’s a great question
elusivekarma
Some small towns are too small to have an animal control and the local cops handle any such cases themselves.
PosthumousExile
Im in one of the biggest cities in America and they do the same thing here. But sure, let's focus on hunting homeless people for sport
PerthAussieMike
TBH I wasn't expecting that.
slightlybrokenegg
I was expecting a large dog a guest left behind or something and was ready to be pissed at these officers then the door flung open and I was like of that’s a person dogs don’t open doors like that then mfkn yogi bear comes strolling out
anaberration
Hevach
I had no idea what I was expecting but yeah, surprise bear was definitely not it.
ProjectDA
i was expecting something smaller, but still dangerous.
Bruskey
Like a very angry guinea pig.
menemyr
I was expecting something much smaller.
Fanner50
Was there a woman in there, with the bear?
DarwinsAgain
No, she's in the woods - most likely shitting. Obviously.
kahooki
TBH I was exactly expecting (and hoping for) that.
thegarts
Me too
iamthemurray
Was wondering why the hell the guy had sticks with rattles hanging off it. Saw the bear. "ah"
CptRobotNinja
I've been on the internet too long. As soon as I saw the one cop being skittish and the other one being real careful with the door I was like "There's a bear in there." If it had been any kind of human threat they'd have been kitted out in tac gear and kicking down the door with glee, and anything less than a bear would have just seen some poor animal control guy with a capture loop trying his best
Dogfacedboy
Yeah. I couldn't bear the suspense much longer.
SalmonTheWise
Yeah, I thought they usually take shits in the woods.
chevymonster
I was hoping a small cat would come flying out, or perhaps an enraged squirrel.
Howlingowl
How fucked is the world that my first impression was: this is an ICE raid and they were going to bust into a hotel room and beat a Hispanic family with 2X4s?
FelixT93
Honestly, that's what I was expecting too.
WindowStreetJournal
I did acter the forst 10 sec. They showed no aggression, just caution, so I realized it's not a human what's inside. Bear or crocodile.
modis
I assumed they were expecting a bomb or something.
Colopty
If it was a bomb I'm pretty sure they'd use a robot.
Thorketil
Um, you what?
WindowStreetJournal
I think when I go back to fix the typos, I tap the wrong letters again many times. I'm too clumsy for mobile typing.
TheDirtySanchezBros
“…it’s not a human what’s inside.” Are you a cast member from Firefly?
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
They acter. It's right there.
LiterallyAWizard
You heard him.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
After* his phone did a typo
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeARainbow
Username checks out
AsaMetric
Acter the forst
Jackpot7777777
I’ve becore the forst, never have I acter the forst (much to my dismay).