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CyborgScribe
I like the blink of surprise from the shark when it gets its super nose booped. "Whoa. This isn't food."
JahNoodles
Next time im near a shark Boop the nose! Got it
KodiakDDS
Fuck no
Twinklepot
Cute looking shark but no thank you!
thatlazylizard
Boop the snoot
yellowtoolboxblackbag
But don't poop the suit!
TheeRickestRick3
That little *blink* when she booped its nose!
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
“Tiger, 13 footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, chief? You tell by lookin from the dorsal to the tail.” -Robert Shaw
Waxilliam
Think fast? I'm thinking "I'm not going in the ocean for a very long time" and I'm thinking it very fast
CapCap
pavlovwalksintoabardingdinghappyhourshitIforgottofeedmydog
Shark party
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
JohnSmithterms
freenna
Nightmare fuel
ConfettiPanda
Boop!
Drala1962
How many times have I told you not to play with your food
angpanange365
Get rotated idiot
LullabyJones
TallulahBumfluff
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Aw man, he was just two days from retirement.
surroundedbytwits
Who shat my pants?
JoaquinKleenex
Shark: "I can smell blood for hundreds of miles. Do you have any idea how far I gotta swim to get away from the smell of poop in your suit?"
DJThuglifeSupreme
Spin spin spin spin *boop* “No”
NotASpeckOfCereal
Shark: "Whu ... what just happened here ... ?"
alericandcheryl101
It just wanted to be understood. Munch, monch, crunch.
CedricDur
Aikido!
TheRimOfTheSky
It's interesting that we have some animals in this world that are dangerous but somewhat easily stopped from attacking.
Even an aggressive shark that WANTS to bite can be deflected by hitting/pressing on its nose. It's like "Cool argument, but I have hands."
sosume
A tiger?! In Africa?
jesusisherelookbusy
v
batmanbumantics
What is this from?
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
AvsFreak
Well. It's probably escaped from a zoo.
YoungBlood401
Elsuave
I shit my pants just for watching
PetitChocolat
DoctorWhoandDallasCowboys
Whoever wrote this episode should die!
Septcanmat
Why is this here?! It makes no logical sense?! This episode was badly written!
Lycarion
MADFOX
Lmao.. this hella made me crack up when I first saw this. They should've had their own spin off movie.
Dissipo
Enter the ocean, enter the food chain
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Kingstonboy
Ocean-going CHOMPER machine, Class - Biggus chomper boi
dfsmitty0711
It turned inside out...
shinagami091
v slightly better version for ya
WorkSnakes
Such a great line.
AsAHistorian
This movie is somehow a holiday tradition in my family and I love it so much
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Between this and calling the 90s Addam's Family movies Christmas and Thanksgiving movies for us I think we might be weird.
cattywumpus
Shaun of the Dead on Easter.
blueptdairy1337
What movie
supremeblorgon
Galaxy Quest
Ok. I'll have to watch that
creamyonions
Yes.
Billis75
It's the best Star Trek film.
BlackCatCasper
You must
Guilgamesh
Genuine question : was the shark really willing to attack?
SoundHere
Went up for a look, stayed for the smell of shit
Zahnradfee
A shark who actually wants to attack you is a torpedo of pure muscle approaching you at 12 to 20 mph.
Karlsson95
Wouldn’t say “attack” but an investigatory bite? 100%. An attack would have been way more aggressive. Sharks are really curious creatures.
Strangedays2026
Probably not it's not coming in particularly fast and redirected relatively easily. Sharks are just as curious as other animals so1/2
Investigating the weird splashy thing makes sense. That said, don't let your gaurd down in deeper water.2/2
GoliathSkittles
The main problem is that without arms and hands their main investigating tool is filled with sharp teeth.
It looks curious. If it wanted to kill, she’d be dead.
MeanWinchester
In this instance it wasn't coming in to attack, just seeing what's up. Shark body language is very obvious when they're coming in to attack
sverebom
I assume an actual attack would have been faster and more determined. That shark was investigating. But tiger shark nibbling at your to /1
arm to check what you are and if qualify as lunch is probably not a fun experience. /end
RobertTheBruise
Sharks are *always* willing to attack if necessary, but that looked like the shark knows the free diver.
JangoF76
It was just curious, it would've come in much faster and probably from behind if it was hunting BUT tiger sharks are not to be fucked with
Jackthwolf
It wasn't coming in to "attack" but to state curiosity. However they do that by biting so either way not a fun time.
ragnar34
Imagine the tragedy of being a curious animal but unable to interact with the world without mutilating it
smartasses will say that's also the human condition but nah, certain cultures and histories have taught us to be assholes
WellAckchually
It's my understanding that most shark bites on people are not attacks per se, just investigation bites
Kinda a weak semantic argument. If I stab someone to see if they bleed my curiosity motove doesn't mean I'm not attacking them.
Geistbar
I recall reading that they find humans rather unappetizing in general, not enough fat %. So one bite and then think "gross!" & swim off.
whitewater0034
You understand correctly, I believe only the white tip would continue the bite as they can tolerate the high Iron content in human blood.
MadMontyMN
It's hard to tell. It's a tiger shark, so they explore like an infant human: put it in my mouth to see what it is.
deadtedw
What if infants had shark teeth?
ZoidbergIsGreat
Sometimes feels like it when the little goobers get teeth...
ThrowingSchadenfreude
Breastfeeding would not be a thing
SidewalkWidflower
Infants without teeth bite while feeding sometimes and it hurts enough!
InspiredForestRaptor
Infants either use 9% or ALL OF THEIR STRENGTH AND MIGHT. It takes a while for them to chill
HeraldOfTheBadger
My huskies had ultra sharp puppy teeth
MrKobayashi
Fun times! In the water!
Evillairforrent
*blue water takes on brown color*...that...that wasn't me...
mynamespaul
No matter how many times is we this gif, and know it’s coming, my lizard brain still makes my butthole tense up just a little.
HappyMetalhead
wazeewa
Forget blood, that shark is gonna smell shit
tbitnPieVoter
That's gotta be fake
[deleted]
photobomber
Holyyyyy shit dude
roninro
I'm so bad at Imgur https://i.imgur.com/4UDAnyB
Goddammit how do you post a gif
AndrewBuggy
right-click and 'view' video (or picture) and post that link.
Havacado
I would have defecated faster than toddlers at a free taco buffet.
Ryebread91
Spickerderp
pettingmycatwhileipoo
This looks like a clever crop of another video on front page today. Makes it much more scary :}
Utouto
going ninja mode
Itscalledart
There is Art of this.
IGotsDemGoodies
Get rotated, idiot.
JustBeCoolBruh
Shark equivalent of
Aww, it's just like a big ol' puppy.
tehpunch
Anyone have that full clip? That thing looks hungry and like it wanted to keep attempting to bite as the gif ended. I'm curious
It was because the water is baited, a higly dubious practice used in tourist spots. It expected food.
Those crates usually contain food for drawing in sharks, a practice that should be heavily restricted. It was expecting food.
blaghart
The diver there is one of the world's foremost experts on sharks. He's like if Steve Irwin only studied sharks.
CuriousFen
Do you have a name? I'm very curious now
MarijuanaGrandee
.
Saktra
toobiwanyoulisten
jjmfdl
Get rotated
forgotiwasfine
Idiot
OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
PandaWaffleking
Haha. Perhaps not intended. But what a way to tell someone to try another perspective or viewpoint.
SithElephant
'Pivot on it'
icantbelievethisisnttaken
badpuppeh81
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
This doesn't make sense. How do you overpower something 3 times your weight in it's environment?
eggmuffin
Leverage. Sharks can't reverse, so this puts it in a position where it has to go anywhere but towards mister I—know—shark—karate.
He totally does know shark karate, by the way. His name escapes me, but he's semi—famous for it. A marine biologist of some sort.
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
Holy shit
makeSX
This is better with the music
For those not in the know: This guy is a professional Shark researcher and diver. He's mastered safely dealing with sharks, no joke.
imaginaryPeppers
Okay so he knows shark-karate, got it
Starlatan
Vagabond Drill!
He's basically if Steve Irwin solely focused on sharks his entire life.
gmonkey129
Shar-kwondo!
crushingbore
Looks more like shark judo.
Gentle but firm nonconsensual relocation
drunkbs
I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!
BrockEffingSamson
I'm not sure what this has to do with a board of meats and cheeses, but okay.
hogeyegrex
Well, that fish thought he looked appetizing.
TreasonousCheeto
This took me a second.
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
That’s charcuterie, shark karate is a vein that supplies your head and neck with blood
DeVermisMysteriis
Tiger shark?
pikecurran7149
A very large tiger shark
TRDirty
No, human
Emulen
So tigers are just land tiger sharks?
distraingotnobrakes
The land tigers are just like the sea tigers but on land. Same with the land lions but don’t ask about the sea bears.
wastingtimeat
do doodo do
accountmine
A whaaat?
299796
Tiger shark. Aka Sea murder raccoons
YertIeTheTurtle
msdss
beez428
Dude cracks me up every time I watch that movie. Doesn't matter that it's been decades.
ATigerShark
Finally I am relevant.
Vyrro
markshark1992
NewWestDave
WITNESSED!!!!!
PENlSMAN
https://i.imgur.com/hsNKQUV.null
TheyMeanToWinWimbledon
This is not your moment, PenisMan.
https://i.imgur.com/Y6A6uJZ.null
nerdycatt
*gently boops your snoot*
*suffers from sensory overload and immediately flees
KRPING
fingobaggins
endfreq
EmotionallyCrippled
HorseBot3000
Oh snap. You're the guy in the video? You'll get her next time, buddy
luciferian669
How was the pinky?
Zapathasura
yup.
fformulaa
Meow!
danicalifornia505365
Looks like a 12-13 footer, right?
akikoJokePrincess
That shark's at least 5 washing machines, swimming at half a Volvo, though they can reach speeds up to SIX Volvo!
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
That thing's got the biting power of two, maybe two and a quarter bears, easy.
Three tons on 'im
donthaveonebrojustlurk
That's a big fishy
chikichikiyei
I'd say it's more of a 2 flipper, but I'm no expert.
CraftyObligation
Technically fin but take the upvote and fuck off.
You....did you just...*grabs pitchfork* This guy is discriminatin against sharks havin feet!
ShiftingPattern
Yep, one of the most aggressive sharks out there and one of the most likely to attack a human unprovoked.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Also the only breed that will lock onto a human and not let go.
Jaybloobirbwithsquash
I thought that was bullsharks?
Bojovnik84
It is. Lot of people here commenting that have never seen shark week.
mushroommunching
for REEEEALS???? Wow. YES.
Kingdomonsterdeath
Sharks don't attack humans silly. They sample them. Like a fine wine. Different vintages taste different. Plus we serve ourselves on boards.
“Shark-cuterie”
Yes!
WOW talk about unprovoked attacks.
taymac0
One of the smoothest sharks there is.
How you doin...
Truly from every direction, totally smooth.
ImSoUserFriendly
Umm no. No shark is innately aggressive towards humans for no reason. Tigers are highly curious. I have never felt threatened while 1/
Swimming with them or photographing them. Oceanic white tips, bull sharks, great whites, all can be curious. They don’t like the way we 2/
Taste or the scent of blood. Source, my own research, knowledge and almost daily interaction with sharks.
RabeMeansRaven
Yeah, not so much. There's much worse out there. Like bulls. Swimming with sharks is most likely done with tigers, after nurse.
MichaelCBennett
Bull sharks are worse.
Ronin42
Came to say this. Plus one of the only that swim far up river. There is a 1913 event that blame on white shark but now said it was a Bull
TheTimeHasComeTheWalrusSaid
Agreed. Much much more dangerous
RICHARDJOKES
A bull shark would have bitten that lady for sure. Assholes of the shark world.
walnutbreath
Bitten and dragged under to murder for fun.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Tiger sharks can't help it that humans in wetsuits look so much like tasty, blubbery seals
Gouki
I read that as blueberry and I was like that does sound delicious
Truth.
Yes, but no. Tiger sharks just eat anything and are the garbage can of the sea. Bull sharks are more aggressive.
"One of".
Beezlebubble
Most sharks bite and go "ah, this is NOT food, I will let go" bull sharks go "well I already started chomping, I might as well finish" and
AstronautChicken
My friends and I took a bunch of floaties and beer into the channel one summer. After my boss said "you know it's full of bull sharks right?
"Excuse my while I void my bowels"
Try to get a good chunk - often involves a good thrashing about, which is obviously quite bad for the person stuck in their teefs
Cottonpicker6000
Oceanic white tips also like to keep munching, they are usually the culprit in attacks in the red sea
SatansCrusader
Yeah but the chances are still really low. You could kinda tell that the shark was going to bump the diver instead of biting her
Only because she moved in way it was not expecting. If she had not seen it it could have gone a different way. They attack at that angle.
SmilinSloth
Sharks can't figure stuff out by bumping it with the snoot. Closest is a what's this? Bite
They use their mouths to bump...
doobiedoobop
This. It's coming up far too slow and gently. This is what attack speed looks like https://youtu.be/pnA5DT3ilQw
WeaponizedJerk
I'm not expert in shark behaviour, so no I really can't.
Wow did not expect this to (somewhat) blow up
BurlapNutsack
Theres too many shark shows, everyone is a marine biologist now
MicroverseBatteryReality
How terrible it must be for the general population to have basic knowledge of the animal kingdom. Damn you, Discovery! /s
ThaWhiteRanger
Sounds like something a Man of War Jellyfish would say
RedStarVidal
We prefer the term Man of Peace now actually. I'm a sting you! Haha just joking, but seriously stereotypes are bad, and we be peaceful.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Might have taken an exploratory nibble. Like babies, they learn about stuff by putting in their mouths, though it's a less happy experience.
theITgirl
Idk I feel like the shark would be pretty happy.
Kehy
Tigers are known for biting metal, so maybe not. But they do tame down fairly well in large public aquariums
HappyShark
You know it
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Babies don't typically have rows and rows of razor sharp teeth. Typically.
SpaghyetiWagon
usually.
ooohsomethingshiny
They do typically have razor sharp claws you need to be aware of.
Hence the less happy experience.
CyborgScribe
I like the blink of surprise from the shark when it gets its super nose booped. "Whoa. This isn't food."
JahNoodles
Next time im near a shark Boop the nose! Got it
KodiakDDS
Fuck no
Twinklepot
Cute looking shark but no thank you!
thatlazylizard
Boop the snoot
yellowtoolboxblackbag
But don't poop the suit!
TheeRickestRick3
That little *blink* when she booped its nose!
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
“Tiger, 13 footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, chief? You tell by lookin from the dorsal to the tail.” -Robert Shaw
Waxilliam
Think fast? I'm thinking "I'm not going in the ocean for a very long time" and I'm thinking it very fast
CapCap
pavlovwalksintoabardingdinghappyhourshitIforgottofeedmydog
Shark party
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
JohnSmithterms
freenna
Nightmare fuel
ConfettiPanda
Boop!
Drala1962
How many times have I told you not to play with your food
angpanange365
Get rotated idiot
LullabyJones
TallulahBumfluff
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Aw man, he was just two days from retirement.
surroundedbytwits
Who shat my pants?
JoaquinKleenex
Shark: "I can smell blood for hundreds of miles. Do you have any idea how far I gotta swim to get away from the smell of poop in your suit?"
DJThuglifeSupreme
Spin spin spin spin *boop* “No”
NotASpeckOfCereal
Shark: "Whu ... what just happened here ... ?"
alericandcheryl101
It just wanted to be understood. Munch, monch, crunch.
CedricDur
Aikido!
TheRimOfTheSky
It's interesting that we have some animals in this world that are dangerous but somewhat easily stopped from attacking.
TheRimOfTheSky
Even an aggressive shark that WANTS to bite can be deflected by hitting/pressing on its nose. It's like "Cool argument, but I have hands."
sosume
A tiger?! In Africa?
jesusisherelookbusy
batmanbumantics
What is this from?
jesusisherelookbusy
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
AvsFreak
Well. It's probably escaped from a zoo.
YoungBlood401
Elsuave
I shit my pants just for watching
PetitChocolat
DoctorWhoandDallasCowboys
Whoever wrote this episode should die!
Septcanmat
Why is this here?! It makes no logical sense?! This episode was badly written!
Lycarion
MADFOX
Lmao.. this hella made me crack up when I first saw this. They should've had their own spin off movie.
Dissipo
Enter the ocean, enter the food chain
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Kingstonboy
Ocean-going CHOMPER machine, Class - Biggus chomper boi
dfsmitty0711
It turned inside out...
shinagami091
WorkSnakes
Such a great line.
AsAHistorian
This movie is somehow a holiday tradition in my family and I love it so much
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Between this and calling the 90s Addam's Family movies Christmas and Thanksgiving movies for us I think we might be weird.
cattywumpus
Shaun of the Dead on Easter.
blueptdairy1337
What movie
supremeblorgon
Galaxy Quest
blueptdairy1337
Ok. I'll have to watch that
creamyonions
Yes.
Billis75
It's the best Star Trek film.
BlackCatCasper
You must
Guilgamesh
Genuine question : was the shark really willing to attack?
SoundHere
Went up for a look, stayed for the smell of shit
Zahnradfee
A shark who actually wants to attack you is a torpedo of pure muscle approaching you at 12 to 20 mph.
Karlsson95
Wouldn’t say “attack” but an investigatory bite? 100%. An attack would have been way more aggressive. Sharks are really curious creatures.
Strangedays2026
Probably not it's not coming in particularly fast and redirected relatively easily. Sharks are just as curious as other animals so1/2
Strangedays2026
Investigating the weird splashy thing makes sense. That said, don't let your gaurd down in deeper water.2/2
GoliathSkittles
The main problem is that without arms and hands their main investigating tool is filled with sharp teeth.
BlackCatCasper
It looks curious. If it wanted to kill, she’d be dead.
MeanWinchester
In this instance it wasn't coming in to attack, just seeing what's up. Shark body language is very obvious when they're coming in to attack
sverebom
I assume an actual attack would have been faster and more determined. That shark was investigating. But tiger shark nibbling at your to /1
sverebom
arm to check what you are and if qualify as lunch is probably not a fun experience. /end
RobertTheBruise
Sharks are *always* willing to attack if necessary, but that looked like the shark knows the free diver.
JangoF76
It was just curious, it would've come in much faster and probably from behind if it was hunting BUT tiger sharks are not to be fucked with
Jackthwolf
It wasn't coming in to "attack" but to state curiosity. However they do that by biting so either way not a fun time.
ragnar34
Imagine the tragedy of being a curious animal but unable to interact with the world without mutilating it
ragnar34
smartasses will say that's also the human condition but nah, certain cultures and histories have taught us to be assholes
WellAckchually
It's my understanding that most shark bites on people are not attacks per se, just investigation bites
CyborgScribe
Kinda a weak semantic argument. If I stab someone to see if they bleed my curiosity motove doesn't mean I'm not attacking them.
Geistbar
I recall reading that they find humans rather unappetizing in general, not enough fat %. So one bite and then think "gross!" & swim off.
whitewater0034
You understand correctly, I believe only the white tip would continue the bite as they can tolerate the high Iron content in human blood.
MadMontyMN
It's hard to tell. It's a tiger shark, so they explore like an infant human: put it in my mouth to see what it is.
deadtedw
What if infants had shark teeth?
ZoidbergIsGreat
Sometimes feels like it when the little goobers get teeth...
ThrowingSchadenfreude
Breastfeeding would not be a thing
SidewalkWidflower
Infants without teeth bite while feeding sometimes and it hurts enough!
InspiredForestRaptor
Infants either use 9% or ALL OF THEIR STRENGTH AND MIGHT. It takes a while for them to chill
HeraldOfTheBadger
My huskies had ultra sharp puppy teeth
MrKobayashi
Fun times! In the water!
Evillairforrent
*blue water takes on brown color*...that...that wasn't me...
mynamespaul
No matter how many times is we this gif, and know it’s coming, my lizard brain still makes my butthole tense up just a little.
HappyMetalhead
wazeewa
Forget blood, that shark is gonna smell shit
tbitnPieVoter
That's gotta be fake
[deleted]
[deleted]
photobomber
Holyyyyy shit dude
roninro
I'm so bad at Imgur https://i.imgur.com/4UDAnyB
roninro
Goddammit how do you post a gif
AndrewBuggy
right-click and 'view' video (or picture) and post that link.
Havacado
I would have defecated faster than toddlers at a free taco buffet.
Ryebread91
Spickerderp
pettingmycatwhileipoo
This looks like a clever crop of another video on front page today. Makes it much more scary :}
Utouto
going ninja mode
Itscalledart
There is Art of this.
IGotsDemGoodies
Get rotated, idiot.
JustBeCoolBruh
Shark equivalent of
deadtedw
Aww, it's just like a big ol' puppy.
tehpunch
Anyone have that full clip? That thing looks hungry and like it wanted to keep attempting to bite as the gif ended. I'm curious
whitewater0034
It was because the water is baited, a higly dubious practice used in tourist spots. It expected food.
whitewater0034
Those crates usually contain food for drawing in sharks, a practice that should be heavily restricted. It was expecting food.
blaghart
The diver there is one of the world's foremost experts on sharks. He's like if Steve Irwin only studied sharks.
CuriousFen
Do you have a name? I'm very curious now
MarijuanaGrandee
.
Saktra
.
toobiwanyoulisten
.
jjmfdl
Get rotated
forgotiwasfine
Idiot
OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
PandaWaffleking
Haha. Perhaps not intended. But what a way to tell someone to try another perspective or viewpoint.
SithElephant
'Pivot on it'
icantbelievethisisnttaken
Idiot
badpuppeh81
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
This doesn't make sense. How do you overpower something 3 times your weight in it's environment?
eggmuffin
Leverage. Sharks can't reverse, so this puts it in a position where it has to go anywhere but towards mister I—know—shark—karate.
eggmuffin
He totally does know shark karate, by the way. His name escapes me, but he's semi—famous for it. A marine biologist of some sort.
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
Holy shit
makeSX
This is better with the music
blaghart
For those not in the know: This guy is a professional Shark researcher and diver. He's mastered safely dealing with sharks, no joke.
imaginaryPeppers
Okay so he knows shark-karate, got it
Starlatan
Vagabond Drill!
blaghart
He's basically if Steve Irwin solely focused on sharks his entire life.
gmonkey129
Shar-kwondo!
crushingbore
Looks more like shark judo.
CyborgScribe
Gentle but firm nonconsensual relocation
drunkbs
I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!
BrockEffingSamson
I'm not sure what this has to do with a board of meats and cheeses, but okay.
hogeyegrex
Well, that fish thought he looked appetizing.
TreasonousCheeto
This took me a second.
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
That’s charcuterie, shark karate is a vein that supplies your head and neck with blood
JustBeCoolBruh
DeVermisMysteriis
Tiger shark?
pikecurran7149
A very large tiger shark
TRDirty
No, human
Emulen
So tigers are just land tiger sharks?
distraingotnobrakes
The land tigers are just like the sea tigers but on land. Same with the land lions but don’t ask about the sea bears.
wastingtimeat
do doodo do
accountmine
A whaaat?
299796
Tiger shark. Aka Sea murder raccoons
deadtedw
YertIeTheTurtle
msdss
beez428
Dude cracks me up every time I watch that movie. Doesn't matter that it's been decades.
ATigerShark
Finally I am relevant.
Vyrro
markshark1992
NewWestDave
WITNESSED!!!!!
PENlSMAN
https://i.imgur.com/hsNKQUV.null
TheyMeanToWinWimbledon
This is not your moment, PenisMan.
PENlSMAN
https://i.imgur.com/Y6A6uJZ.null
nerdycatt
*gently boops your snoot*
ATigerShark
*suffers from sensory overload and immediately flees
KRPING
fingobaggins
endfreq
EmotionallyCrippled
HorseBot3000
Oh snap. You're the guy in the video? You'll get her next time, buddy
luciferian669
How was the pinky?
Zapathasura
yup.
fformulaa
Meow!
danicalifornia505365
Looks like a 12-13 footer, right?
akikoJokePrincess
That shark's at least 5 washing machines, swimming at half a Volvo, though they can reach speeds up to SIX Volvo!
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
That thing's got the biting power of two, maybe two and a quarter bears, easy.
JangoF76
Three tons on 'im
donthaveonebrojustlurk
That's a big fishy
chikichikiyei
I'd say it's more of a 2 flipper, but I'm no expert.
CraftyObligation
Technically fin but take the upvote and fuck off.
Evillairforrent
You....did you just...*grabs pitchfork* This guy is discriminatin against sharks havin feet!
ShiftingPattern
Yep, one of the most aggressive sharks out there and one of the most likely to attack a human unprovoked.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Also the only breed that will lock onto a human and not let go.
Jaybloobirbwithsquash
I thought that was bullsharks?
Bojovnik84
It is. Lot of people here commenting that have never seen shark week.
mushroommunching
for REEEEALS???? Wow. YES.
Kingdomonsterdeath
Sharks don't attack humans silly. They sample them. Like a fine wine. Different vintages taste different. Plus we serve ourselves on boards.
distraingotnobrakes
“Shark-cuterie”
Kingdomonsterdeath
Yes!
ATigerShark
WOW talk about unprovoked attacks.
taymac0
One of the smoothest sharks there is.
ATigerShark
How you doin...
taymac0
Truly from every direction, totally smooth.
ImSoUserFriendly
Umm no. No shark is innately aggressive towards humans for no reason. Tigers are highly curious. I have never felt threatened while 1/
ImSoUserFriendly
Swimming with them or photographing them. Oceanic white tips, bull sharks, great whites, all can be curious. They don’t like the way we 2/
ImSoUserFriendly
Taste or the scent of blood. Source, my own research, knowledge and almost daily interaction with sharks.
RabeMeansRaven
Yeah, not so much. There's much worse out there. Like bulls. Swimming with sharks is most likely done with tigers, after nurse.
MichaelCBennett
Bull sharks are worse.
Ronin42
Came to say this. Plus one of the only that swim far up river. There is a 1913 event that blame on white shark but now said it was a Bull
TheTimeHasComeTheWalrusSaid
Agreed. Much much more dangerous
RICHARDJOKES
A bull shark would have bitten that lady for sure. Assholes of the shark world.
walnutbreath
Bitten and dragged under to murder for fun.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Tiger sharks can't help it that humans in wetsuits look so much like tasty, blubbery seals
Gouki
I read that as blueberry and I was like that does sound delicious
ATigerShark
Truth.
Bojovnik84
Yes, but no. Tiger sharks just eat anything and are the garbage can of the sea. Bull sharks are more aggressive.
ShiftingPattern
"One of".
Beezlebubble
Most sharks bite and go "ah, this is NOT food, I will let go" bull sharks go "well I already started chomping, I might as well finish" and
AstronautChicken
My friends and I took a bunch of floaties and beer into the channel one summer. After my boss said "you know it's full of bull sharks right?
Beezlebubble
"Excuse my while I void my bowels"
Beezlebubble
Try to get a good chunk - often involves a good thrashing about, which is obviously quite bad for the person stuck in their teefs
Cottonpicker6000
Oceanic white tips also like to keep munching, they are usually the culprit in attacks in the red sea
SatansCrusader
Yeah but the chances are still really low. You could kinda tell that the shark was going to bump the diver instead of biting her
JohnSmithterms
Only because she moved in way it was not expecting. If she had not seen it it could have gone a different way. They attack at that angle.
SmilinSloth
Sharks can't figure stuff out by bumping it with the snoot. Closest is a what's this? Bite
whitewater0034
They use their mouths to bump...
doobiedoobop
This. It's coming up far too slow and gently. This is what attack speed looks like https://youtu.be/pnA5DT3ilQw
WeaponizedJerk
I'm not expert in shark behaviour, so no I really can't.
SatansCrusader
Wow did not expect this to (somewhat) blow up
BurlapNutsack
Theres too many shark shows, everyone is a marine biologist now
MicroverseBatteryReality
How terrible it must be for the general population to have basic knowledge of the animal kingdom. Damn you, Discovery! /s
ThaWhiteRanger
Sounds like something a Man of War Jellyfish would say
RedStarVidal
We prefer the term Man of Peace now actually. I'm a sting you! Haha just joking, but seriously stereotypes are bad, and we be peaceful.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Might have taken an exploratory nibble. Like babies, they learn about stuff by putting in their mouths, though it's a less happy experience.
theITgirl
Idk I feel like the shark would be pretty happy.
Kehy
Tigers are known for biting metal, so maybe not. But they do tame down fairly well in large public aquariums
HappyShark
You know it
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Babies don't typically have rows and rows of razor sharp teeth. Typically.
SpaghyetiWagon
ooohsomethingshiny
They do typically have razor sharp claws you need to be aware of.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Hence the less happy experience.