Homie that dog would've won the fight if his human hadn't jumped in and blocked his jiu jitsu kick. That's for sure why that went down that way *hands little treat to doggo* this motherfucker eats bears for breakfast
The dog might know, but it doesn't need to know. To him or her, its owner is already the sun and stars. My little chihuahua was the sweetest creature I've known in my half century of life. She looked at me like I was her world.
Half the fun of tumblr posts is reading the post and it's like "hmm yes this is a Good Take" and then you look at the username and it's like "RabidVoreSlutLesbian"
For certain types of bear, playing dead is ACTUALLY genuine advice. But I never remember which one. Black fight back, brown lie down, white oh shite? Something like that.
And? They still seemed to have it backwards, based on their post title and comment. It was posted in the rimjob_steve subreddit, by enricocks. Post title says it was posted in enricocks. Comment sounds like they meant OP of what they posted here, as a nod to the post itself, not the origin of the subreddit. Spare me the passive aggressive way of trying to talk down to me bullshit.
Ardilla05
We all do.
pullingsixty
#1 Speaking of 4:20. It's not but I'm still lighting up.
GravyEducation
Homie that dog would've won the fight if his human hadn't jumped in and blocked his jiu jitsu kick. That's for sure why that went down that way *hands little treat to doggo* this motherfucker eats bears for breakfast
ConnectToReality
I'm glad Rim Job Steve posted this.
Osiricus
gaydicks420 is a scholar and a gentleman.
juzzfuzz
Real peak masculinity is acknowledging a post by such a username without throwing a tantrum because a streamer told you to
Jamesstin
Wtf are you even talking about? What streamer?
Lampmonster
The dog might know, but it doesn't need to know. To him or her, its owner is already the sun and stars. My little chihuahua was the sweetest creature I've known in my half century of life. She looked at me like I was her world.
itwasababyox
Show her to us!
cousteau
Enricocks is the OP. The subreddit is rimjob_steve. HTH
keyblader1985
I love that subreddit; it's full of wholesome or informative comments by people with hella sus usernames
philmoregraves
Im not sure if I should look for myself or just be like "sure is, can't confirm"
BananaForScaIe
Hmmm @ usernames.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Ummm…
madflenser
Honestly woulda been perfect if your comment here had a liiiittle more sus of a username
stabbermcshooty
Idk KH fans are prettyyyyy sus in my experience
mikeatike
I cant remember what rimjob_steve's wholesome comment is
InfocalypseRising
Half the fun of tumblr posts is reading the post and it's like "hmm yes this is a Good Take" and then you look at the username and it's like "RabidVoreSlutLesbian"
FluidExchangeProgram
Carl! I lived 3 driveways up from this guy when he whomped the bear. Dude is a legend 😁
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FluidExchangeProgram
You’re really bad at this.
jenoween
JFC they deleted their entire account.
Lesson learned?
PostHartmann
On the one hand, that is love and bravery. On the other hand,
cousteau
For certain types of bear, playing dead is ACTUALLY genuine advice. But I never remember which one. Black fight back, brown lie down, white oh shite? Something like that.
Sebastopol140
Maybe he doesn't know, but we do.
ThailandExpress
cousteau
fren? Fren? fren? FREN? Fren?
pullingsixty
Best possible outcome, kudos to that fierce woman.
cattlegrazer82
I want someone sensitive in my life like gay dicks 420.
NoneOfYoBiseniss
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
juzzfuzz
Poopsteve420 was Vsauce1 Michael Steven's reddit account. I got to see him live with Adam Savage in Melbourne in a show called brain candy
triplesees
Or rimjobsteve
theshinobi23
You seem to have it backwards, based on this comment and the title. "r/" is the subreddit name. "u/" is the username.
Rimjob_steve is the subreddit.
Enricocks is the username that posted it.
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theshinobi23
And? They still seemed to have it backwards, based on their post title and comment. It was posted in the rimjob_steve subreddit, by enricocks. Post title says it was posted in enricocks. Comment sounds like they meant OP of what they posted here, as a nod to the post itself, not the origin of the subreddit. Spare me the passive aggressive way of trying to talk down to me bullshit.
LespritDeLescalier22
If that’s a chihuahua, dude saved that bear from the dog
akafluffy
In the chihuahua's mind at least
secretdpp
A fun fact they were originally used to hunt cougars. In packs. Send like 20 fuckers after one and take a shot when you got a chance
LespritDeLescalier22
I feel bad for the cougar
Cornflakes91
yeah there must be better ways to date in your middle years
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
And now you see cougars with chihuahuas all the time
meskarune
Meow
HorriblyOffensive
I don't think this is true but I don't know enough about Chihuahua history to dispute this
alantosai
blessings be to the spurious and comical archivarius ig