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CollectiveNoun
+1 for the footnote.
CobainsSarcoma
you can tell who will get the joke or not by if they're moving their lips while they read. gynecologist usually takes them a couple of tries
happyrabbitzz
LOVE the snark!
OliverOtter
People in red states know what a gynecologist is. It's like a veterinarian, but for your two-legs/no wings chattel.
Gryphonosiris
"Now let me slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini..."
historycat
And a STD is a disease that is given to a person usually during a special "mommy daddy hug" .
kisselFL
Kittenman15
I recognize this scene .. "We've got a lovely fire in the front room". (I need to get out more...)
seafoamistasty
https://imgur.com/s6hsF9S
bikergeek6249
Do people still actually claim they got an STI from a toilet seat?
Lexgeddon
Only to hide an indiscretion.
chewmaca2
It doesn't happen as much anymore since people started maintaining their hairdo or going full bald. The crabs have less to hold onto.
G0MeatCube
Lol
mondeca
You mean like the back of a Volkswagen?
RAJrios
You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
Stixxx
Stixxx
"THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!"
davesaint01930
I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues.
NSFWinAustin
majortool
Can I get an pregnant from a toilet seat?
Well, yeah, but there would need to be a man between you and the toilet seat. -House
chunguswangus
Pregananant!?!
kadac00
Preganté
akefay
If girl has starch masks does that mean she's been pregat?
DangerBaer
I randomly think about starch masks to this day.
rkingesd365
Unrelated but I'd love front row seats for a conversation between House and Philomena Cunk.
blainetog
One of those two docs would break, and it wouldn't be the documentarian.
zafner
That's fucking genius man. That should be an SNL sketch or something
prosper020
They are both UK actors so maybe they aren’t too far from each other. I’d love to see them do a sketch as those characters.
c2zvgsVillain
What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist a genealogist looks up your family tree a gynecologist looks up your family bush
MutteringMisanthrope
KarateKarate
Spiked
Oh, I need to remember that one
Righteousdew
Punctuation is your friend.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
KingMagenta
As a Genealogist, it never occurred to me that I might need some gynecology mixup humour advertising. Thanks for the laugh
Aesonique
Gynaecology is what's in your jeans, genealogy is what's in your genes.
KingMagenta
We’re over here rough drafting it's so fun. “Magenta’s Genealogy, no, not those roots.”
bikergeek6249
In some red states, the family tree probably does look more like a family bush. I dated a woman many years ago who joked that she had a wreath in her family tree--somehow relatives married each other and set up one of those "I'm my own grandpa" situations. Nice woman, couldn't help her ancestry.
casbott
Myowngrampa
Not me
c2zvgsVillain
I used to joke around about the children’s book Aladdin’s magic carpet ride that it was more of an adult story and the magic carpet was the Persian rug between Princess Jasmine’s legs
CJAW
But she was Arab, not Persian
c2zvgsVillain
She may have been Arab but the rug was a deep pile Persian
CJAW
Are we still taking about her pubes?