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keyserv
Many of these are just plain fuckin' retarded.
KbrAtx
In today's "How to be a Cunt"
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
OP did us a service, now we can be on the lookout for these asshats.
Goboxergoboxergo
Couldn't have said it better myself.
TheUndeadwhowasnotChosenandisgenerallyaloser
To whoever made these originally:
parmadude
the world chico
parziival
BaronSpaghetti
From the public at that.
ImSorryFriend
LIFE HACK, STEAL THINGS
MaddingtonFair
When you could just, I don't know, GO TO AN ACTUAL LIBRARY
Carnwennan
I got excited thinking that it was gonna be some trick for Civilization V.
Brunson80
Aren't.. most of these?
LeviFunk
Don't worry, it's just a prank!
MicahL
Nooo, it's a way to build your library for free.
discclaimer
Kable
Better idea! Oder a pizza at the bar, and pay the driver to take you home
LemonsArePrettyTasty
Yes. Bitting your tongue when trying not to jizz is illegal where I live.
rudejohn
*biting
mkyner
Only in Utah.
SinsOftheErectPhoenix
sounds dangerous. bite her instead lol
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I fell and bit my tongue hard fifteen years ago. Now Everytime I fuck the cops try to arrest me. Goddamned registry.
StarmanUltra
Statue 34 article 7: No persons engaging in personal erotic pleasure may prolong the act by self-induced oral injury. Yup pretty clear there
iftheshoefitz
Statute?
ozjuggler
That Rule 34 will get you every time! :D
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
I might be an idiot walnut, but as I don't have a penis, I'm curious... Does it actually work???
SmowI
Haven't tried that, but ouch would it be painful. I mean when you're close to orgasm you'd have to bite pretty hard to stop
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
True...
Fossekall
what the hell happened to your penis?!
ReverseWaterfall
Actually yes it can work wonders. Makes your breathing sound funky though.
Spaceballsthelunchbox
Can confirm. SWAT team swarmed the bedroom right when I bit my tongue. Imguring from Prison now.
gefangenimnetz
Give us the address. We will send postcards.
LordoftheDance
Yes but did you jizz?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
BewareTheCrocigator
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4100000/J-zz-In-My-Pants-Caps-the-lonely-island-4133365-500-279.jpg
VampriruM
Asking the real questions.
CooCooCaChew
The hero we need
Pris0nMike
OlMuskyTheMartian
Rumors say he's still prolonging it until his court date. Fuck you, judge...
Starlatan
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IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Prolong it further for a year or two or indefinitely, by asking for a bilingual trial.
aishamaria
obizues
So many of these are wrong- I will just say I've been pulled over as a pizza driver and Amazon just had me ship 300 lbs of furniture back
daneshannonsparks
Not to excuse these shitty lifehacks or anything, but I'm betting the dollar per pound on that furniture was higher than canned food.
FakeKenAdams
Saw the same one twice ... Did my wife post this?
MyConcho
this does not have ebough points
gingerminge
Don't drug your neighbors dog, Jesus Christ
TheBadDad
Fuck off.
Essseff
Get free money by robbing a bank at gunpoint
Draygen
Life Hack: Get arrested. No more rent or utility bills. Make sangria in the tur'let. Course it's shank or be shanked...
whathappensifichangethistext
Shanks for the advice
RabbiRothschildren
CoomebackKidd
Walk up to a teller with a note that threatens and a money request, they are trained to comply and let the police/insurance handle the rest.
whatshouldilabelmyself
So thats why banks hate him...how unnerving
bond2bhai
Goddamit... Jizz on the sheets and blood in my mouth. FU @op
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Banks hate him, find out how he made 10,000 fast!
Jowler
Banks hate him! Earn $$$ Fast with this easy trick!
soapydux
Get free money by robbing the person who just robbed a bank.
ps283206
No, free money would be to found a bank
SimonMoreal
GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL! GET IT!
Tacotuesdayonawednesday
Police hate him.
flogmenmondiagos
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
theguy129
That's basically the jist of this list
Ssssssssssss
They'll give you the money even if you don't have a gun. You just added 5 years to your 15 to 25 year sentence by bringing a weapon.
asdfertjryjre
You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they're insured, why should they give a fuck? 1/?
asdfertjryjre
I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says,
asdfertjryjre
we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her. 3/3
YukYuks
lotug
Genius!
EasilyButthurtCitizen
Wanna get back at someone? Shank them with a normal old kitchen knife!
TrijezniMujo
Use a butter knife instead. When you get busted you go all "nah, I was just buttering... buttering justice!".
NewtSmooth
A simple kitchen knife you say? You mean I splurged on this tactical knife for nothing? I need to get better at murdering.
raptorsoldier
https://www.engadget.com/2015/06/05/toasting-knife/
NewtSmooth
I don't want something as ridiculous as that. I need something as ridiculous as that.
Daaabloons
Cure boredom by destroying everything you love. Or you could try murder... LIFEHACK!!!
Pabloblibli
Get a mask and a toy gun at the dollar store and you are all set! Ca-ching
FsImgur
And then rob the dollar store?
aaronth07
Instructions unclear. I am in jail.
tallbo
Lol a lot of these are along this logic teaon
TrijezniMujo
I was about to go on a company dinner... but I need to rebalance my tires so I think I'll go for the bank robbery
Spaceballsthelunchbox
It's my money, and I need it now!!
StorageB
Thank you for this beautiful comment
PQTANLINDA
877-cash now!
Resident317
Whomever trolled JG Wentworth into thinking that was a good ad must be praised and/or shot, your call.
HypnoChanger
You have to admit though; the phone number does get stuck in your head.
moto192834
he is a genius and everyone knows the song
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Dowmandew
That's called a job!
QueasyQueer
Fuck yeah, sounds good. . .
ClosedForANationalHoliday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KIWVfJzBWk
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
If you work for a bank as a Teller then you are the one being robbed
fr1080f
AlfredPennyworthIsHardcore
Where is this from?
PompatusOfLove
Key & Peele
ChainedBaird
Sauce me up baby
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YouCaIIed
zolboo
GENIUS, BUT THATS CALLED JOB YOU IDIOT
hodorgoestomordor
Ya but you walk out with at least $1.5m and no chance of any issues with the cops.
TheHaloFollower
Bruh that's the joke
zolboo
GENIUS, BUT THATS CALLED SARCASM YOU NOT SARCASM-KNOWING ASS IDIOT
TheHaloFollower
Lol enjoy those negative 33 and counting. Try not being an asshat the next time someone simply tries to help out
takeoffurpantsandjacket
Wow
TheChief10097
Motherfucker! That's called a job!
IAmRelevantToThisPost
In and out
angrierpanda
Exactly the bank job
iwyn
K & P
RickehBobby
Potassium and phosphorous?
aCannabiscompanyfutureEmployee
Key and Peele.. a popular, urban tv show where two hilarious mofos perform skits for the viewers pleasure.
allstardelta
Naw nigga that's a wicked-hack
PopatoMc
NOOICE
alrightokayohsure
CommunistCanada
But in the end your working to make your employers rich and getting robbed yourself.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Italian Job
somanyfeels21
Blow job
elfdude
How to be a sociopath 101.
PeppermintPaddy
The one about claiming your pet i s for emotional support is good though!
AlecStarling
Yeah. I've always thought it was such bullshit that so many places don't allow pets.
RandomImgurian
Criminal. The word you're looking for is criminal.
NerdN1
SOME of these are JUST immoral and not illegal. Many are illegal, however.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Haha shit. I was gonna comment "how to be an asshole 101"
goawaypleasethankyou
Would've been better tbh since sociopathy has been an outdated term for decades.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
According to this, it's just an informal term, but still applicable: https://www.psychologytoday.com/basics/sociopathy
goawaypleasethankyou
It was official in like the 60s but it was too similar a definition with psychopathy. People can still use it of course since there's no 1/2
goawaypleasethankyou
major differences in sociopath and psychopath definitions, but it just irks me when people do because there's a lot of misinformation 2/3
chopperwhopper
How to be a complete dick.
amishcannoli
Seriously, not one positive comment... Yet this post is on do with 14k+ votes. The fuck is wrong with people.
amishcannoli
On fp*
josephh92
I knew there was a reason I favourited this and loved it!
AnonresponsivE
KintsugiHeart
These won't make you a sociopath, they just make you a better sociopath. Better, in this instance, means worse...
RabbiRothschildren
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
https://media.giphy.com/media/u9pVdgN26tpK0/giphy.gif
FuckYeahImAwesome
There's one on poisoning a dog! Has everyone missed that one? Fucking hell!
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I don't know about poisoning... illegally medicating perhaps. Not that makes the act any less heinous really.
BeendrinkingComebacklater
How to get arrested 101
theytookmyfuckingusername
Number 1 reason why I downloaded.
Burritotacotime
Scrolled through. @op and all ops, number your shit.
ZeusWayne
its like walking a very fine line
EveryonesRaping
anything can be done well and badly.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Broken windshield is BS. Theres signs on all of them say "stay back 200 feet, not responsible for broken windshields"
norill
srsly, isnt it cheaper for them to cover their cargo with canvas hood? it's much safer, prevents 120km/h bricks to the face
RebeccaRuxin
It's also insurance fraud. Which is a serious crime
NotMyUsualOnlineName
It's technically not insurance fraud if you never get the insurance company involved.
FsImgur
"Well I saw some sign on the truck and drove up real close to see what it said.."
Cere4l
how big is that sign o_O i mean, im blind but 60 meters? :X
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
I have a sign on my car that says "Stay back! Car randomly shoots out grenades" and I haven't gotten into trouble for blowing up people yet!
Durkagain
also... if a stone or rock did then fall from the truck.. you'd get it in the face?
beearewhyayyenn
Homeless Gym, Jizz thing, Free textbooks, Visa GC on plane, Pet Hack and booze watermelon...NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!! I'm trying/doing again
sartorius05
The pet hack could kill someone's beloved dog depending on the dosing (or if the dog has medical problems or is on meds that interact badly)
AlecStarling
I think they meant the one about registering your pet if you're moving in somewhere where they don't allow them.
sartorius05
Ah my bad... but that one makes a mockery of therapy dogs for people like veterans with PTSD etc. so it's not harmless either
blackpete
I don't believe the gift card one. A. The card might have amount coded onto it. B. If they record your seat, look for a bill in the mail.
beearewhyayyenn
Downside: I pay for my drinks NBD. Upside: I'm drunk and on a plane AND it could potentially cost a mere $5. I'll take my chances.
basilpesto69
You don't want to be drunk on a plane when it's landing. Source: me last month
SomeoneElseHasMyUsername
And a huge asshole...
The5lacker
But I repeat myself.
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Jokes on you. I already am.
PenisOfDeath
Sociopaths tend to be huge assholes
scvd
he says right after installing his new Pizza sign.
DidItForScience
Are there cool and friendly sociopaths? Maybe... because they know they'll get what they want if they pretend to like you.
Cere4l
sure there are, just because i dont care about any of you doesnt mean i dont believe in the bigger pie if we all work together
DidItForScience
But a true sociopath probably wouldn't give a shit about that person after they got what they wanted and likely wouldn't give back.
Cere4l
only one that cant think. because heres the thing, i dont care about you. but if i also give back ins ome cases ill get more out of it
ozzyozzofozz
Hey, some people just want to prolong jizzin
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Then you're not an asshole but a dick.
ozzyozzofozz
Or free college books. Shit is expensive
hepheasutus123
And others want to steal your change, and feed your dog Xanax
ozzyozzofozz
Idk who would waste a Xanax on dogs
InboxMeYarBootyPics
Who tf poisons a dog?!
NerdN1
Low dose xanax MIGHT be safe for dogs (and is sometimes prescribed by a vet), but this is still fucking monstrous.
DoctorWh0m
PSA: Drug a person's dog and they will probably slit your throat in broad daylight so that everyone knows not to fuck with your dog.
FsImgur
If you're already ON Xanax, how could the neighbor's dog be annoying you?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Need to up the dose.
CanadianThemedName
As someone with sociopathic tendencies, I agree. Do it to the owners and steal the dog for yourself. Dogs are awesome.
goawaypleasethankyou
No. Don't drug anyone. Don't be a dick to people. Also sociopathy is an outdated term, you're just a psychopath.
xangbar
I like this one better.
ruferto
well if you give em human xanax sure, but there's xanax for dogs
AuntieNelle
It's the same Xanax. And don't do that.
AquaCrusher
I prefer Xanax for the fucktard people who have whiny noisy dogs, but that's just
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DidItForScience
So they can sleep in peace while you stay up bitching about the dog???
AquaCrusher
*lots of Xanax?*
PenisOfDeath
Found the sociopath
AquaCrusher
Found the asshole with noisy dogs
Bulletsandbandages44
Seriously this. If I ever find out my dog was drugged... It's hollow points for the ones responsible.
talkingtothepast
Doubt it
Flixster
My old dog was poisoned. Went blind and then got hit by a car. Still, my neighbor's endlessly barking dogs make me want to kill something.
istabmysaladtomakeitacaesarsalad
I love how negative the comments are, but the post has over 1000 points.
kusuriya
probably a mix of vote bots and people voting for lulz
trigonman3
Over 23000 today.
LeonRoland
#1 is a must try. Most of the votes are probably for that alone.
chaoguy2006
There's one or two that are good ideas. "I hate you OP, but I'll use this one later!"
Supernerdtastic
It's as if there are millions of different people in the community! O:
Cheeseweenie
I don't care if you have a pizza sign. You shouldn't drive after leaving a bar and are drinking!!
pleaseletthisonework
This. This. A thousand times this.
gamblingpoet
I almost got in a physical altercation with someone because he said drunk driving accidents are the fault of others for being bad drivers
Cheeseweenie
Wow. How ignorant, I'm glad you didn't get into a fight though!
yippeekiyay801
Yeah that pizza sign ain't gonna bring back the innocent person you killed.
Kable
Better idea! Oder a pizza at the bar, and pay the driver to take you home
KingJohann
The cigarette one is nicotine poisoning. You could get REALLY sick REALLY easily. And don't give Xanax to dogs, duh.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
there is xanax for dogs! just get your dog a prescription and feed it to the neighbors dogs instead! no death and they'll have calm dogs
vois
Don't correct the cig one, if we're lucky dumb fucks who'd use those hacks will die before they can poison dogs
Rawcal
After all the others you still think the intention of the xanax is only to make them sleep?
WhatthehellamIdoinghere
So what about the parents that force their kids to eat a pack of cigarettes to make sure they never want to smoke?
mckenna310
Dogs can actually take Xanax but giving it to someone else's dog like that is really shitty
OscarHa
The estimated lower limit of a lethal dose of nicotine has been reported as between 500 and 1000 mg
Studoku
How many cigarettes is that?
sheik124
I think that figure is much lower than the LD50 I remember. Nicotine is more potent than that, a few mL of eliquid can make you sick
sheik124
If I remember correctly, a pack of Marlboros I bought in Europe said 1mg nicotine per cigarette. So that's somewhere between 3-5 cartons
youteachmetoimgur
As a former pizza and sandwich delivery driver. The cops will in fact, still pull you over.
Bobinatortron
In an old neighborhood I stayed in for a while, pizza delivery was usually late because they were pulled over. Still tipped 'em good, though
Trion13
Can confirm. Dad got pulled over when he delivered pizzas.
ruferto
thats generally only if you're driving erratically or have something legit wrong w/ your car (so just like normal drivers ya)
ImSorryFriend
On the job I was only pulled over late at nights, and nothing wrong. They gave crap excuses, "your plates looked like they're expired" etc.
TheStonewall
Yup, got pulled over driving back to the store for a brake light out.
ALoneTenno
I've had 2 or 3 times now on a delivery where I did something a cop should've pulled me over for but didn't. Course, I live in a small town
idotherock
Sandwich delivery? Now that's awesome. Wish I had that where I live!
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I manage and drive for Jimmy Johns, and we are growing fast... That said dominos also has sandwiches.
Raxiel
In the UK you need to have insurance that specifically covers you for deliveries. Costs more so some don't bother. Cops near me had a big (1
Raxiel
Crackdown. Knew a guy got caught delivering a pizza in return for getting his own comped. Not even an employee, just knew the owner 2)
Raxiel
Not only does he have a no insurance conviction so +premiums for 5 years, the ins' co. cancelled the policy so jacked premiums for life
DingoWoof
They usually don't care what you're driving, they'll still pull you over. Source: got pulled over at work while driving a bus.
samsonguy920
The judge will, in fact, screw you twelve days from Sunday.
seijirou
Ran a stop sign right in front of a cop delivering pizza in my mustang, no reaction. But it was snowing and turns out he placed the order
seijirou
Otherwise it would have been my ass, lol.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
My hubby got pulled over delivering pizzas so yeah... that's bs
playstation360
I got waved through a checkpoint on my third and subsequent pass that night. The cop was like "You again? Sigh, drive on through."
Dusty49
Strange I delivered for quite a while and they even let me go through check stops and never pulled me over, same for my coworkers
JayBurryLive
Drove for national chain for a year, never stopped though should have. 15 over, headlight out, trooper backed off when saw topper.
kusuriya
As a former driver, confirmed, the police actually fucked me with more often while I had the sign.
Mulberryberry
I really hope ppl wouldn't drive a car if they aren't sober :-(
Gkoz
As a delivery driver, I have been pulled but never ticketed. And generally I get away with a LOT more.
domenick91
Yes but were you biting your tongue during the buildup? If not that's probably why you got pulled over
HockeyGuy1985
You have to be doing something blatant to get pulled over with a delivery sign on your car. If you keep it reasonable this does in fact work
chiefheadfulloffeathers
Yep. I actually got pulled over for "making a larger than normal U-turn".
odetonow
When I delivered pizza in my teens, I got pulled over for 2mph over the speed limit. No love for pizza drivers in rural Georgia
everyoneiskungfufighting
Yes. Yes, they will.
ExpectoPatr0num
As another former pizza guy, especially if your car is loud and bright red and you drive like a douche. Or so I've heard.
TheDino
As a mail delivery driver, I just get waves from cops... But I also obey traffic laws.
VyveCS
Depends, I use to work for dominos, got away with a bunch of driving violations infront of police officers and they couldn't care less.
mstomm
In my town we had 2 domino's drivers busted for DUIs in a week. 2 mugshot, both in their uniforms.
JohnDoeJersey
Seconded
ScapulaRemix
Obviously mixed results here, but as a pizza guy myself with a sign on my car, I've flown past cops doing 20+ over and they don't bother.
charliegrs
Not the pizza place I worked at. The boss gave the cops free pizza in exchange for leaving the delivery guys alone. I delivered VERY fast
HeroinBob
I got pulled for running the fuck out of a stop sign but he let me off when he saw the pizza (no car topper on).
stinkingyeti
Was looking for this, got pulled over maybe a half dozen times in the last year as a driver, only two fines though.
andachairaswell
Our local jokey club day I got pulled over 8 times delivering pizza!
Pookie55
And that half off pizza bit doesn't work for certain places. They would donate them where I used to work.
fr1080f
One time they asked if we wanted one for 5 bucks.
lizwah
Donate them? My shop they last about five minutes because we eat them all.
elbowdeepinamouse
The shop near me throws them in the trash, the employees aren't allowed to touch them. Way pay 50% when they are free in a dumpster?
Axewhipe
What a waste
elbowdeepinamouse
Not when you bring home 10 pizzas a day. My house looks like a Ninja Turtle lives here.
nordania
Yeah i got a free one once when i was waiting for mine. It was covered in jalapenos and i didn't need two pizzas but it was free.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
We'd just eat them.
randomitguy
Yep yup. That was the staff dinner right there. No, we NEVER called in a fake order, ever...
Durtschi
Worked for a mom and pop pizza shop. In the 6 months I was there we had people cancel maybe 4 times. We ate them each time.
NightfallEverdark
I hardly ever write you guys tickets though.
IRememberLarryInAlbuquerque
Thanks, cause at 2am is speeding and yielding at stop signs the most of your concerns?
astralfields
Here in Germany, police doesn't mind if you speed a little at night. But if you don't stop at a stop sign you'll get your ass pulled over.
Stewniverse
Germany as a nation loves speeding. The Autobahn is testament to this.
lisp
No, no, it's *authorized* speeding!
NightfallEverdark
The secret is: We are looking for drugs and guns. Unless we are working overtime to write speeding tickets. Then, its luck of the draw.
NightfallEverdark
Federal grant money backs a majority of OT traffic enforcement stuff.
judocop
As a cop, I can confirm that you're right, though my standard for stopping a car is higher if they are obviously working.
YoucancallmeClassic
Where are you a cop? And can I PM you for some sensitive topic question related to the job?
judocop
I work in a major city in Northern California. Sure, I'm happy to help.
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IRememberLarryInAlbuquerque
Thanks, but the cops in my my town set up a safety check point near work and checked my ID everytime. Pretty annoying.
judocop
That is annoying. Checkpoints are voluntary, though, since we can't stop people without reasonable suspicion.
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
Wait.. what? So what does someone do, just drive through the checkpoint without stopping?
judocop
No. They have to give you a way out. It's usually a turn-around, or an alternate route that doesn't take you through the checkpoint.
LeonarbroDaVinci
Yea, I don't know how anyone could believe that one, it would make drug dealing pretty easy if all you needed was a friggin dominoes sign.
judocop
lol drug dealing is already pretty easy. The sign doesn't grant you immunity from police, it gives you +2 CHA bonus when dealing with cops.
dragonfyre1969
But the cops get a +2 in INT.
LeonarbroDaVinci
You like being a cop? I recently got into software defined radio and have been tuning into my local trunked systems. Interesting stuff
judocop
I like it a lot. It's tough sometimes, but it's very rewarding to be able to help people when they really need it.
OGshogun
The realtor for my house scares me. My realtor is very pretty but I'm more afraid of her fucking in my room when I leave for her "showings"
Ilikeyogurt
Put a hidden camera and a livefeed.
IllCaesar
No livefeed. Its already possibly illegal, making it a livefeed would only make it worse.
GeneralWho
"Statistically some of the most promiscuous people" is the biggest load of horseshit I've heard since "many people are saying...".
OGshogun
Hmm I like your perspective. Realistic is more up my alley than what if. (:
poopus
Some of these are pretty malicious.
Wander1236
For everyone who's saying these are terrible, they are. You must not have read the title.
Nntropy
*Most
MartiNowak
All*
LemonG34R
prolonging orgasm is malicious?
Iassann
You will develop a canibalism fetish.
contouryourknob
And you're depriving them of your sweet, sweet seed. Bastard.
TalkRlyehianToMe
Wow, that hadn't crossed my mind. Having affairs with realters and avoiding court seemed completely benign to me.
thegr8rambino
Lol ikr
Cac2008
And some are just straight up illegal
lysani
Fairly certain most of these are illegal under various laws. Also, if someone messes with my dog I'll go John Wick on them.
Ivehaddiarrheasinceeasters
If they owe taxes... then they owe taxes.
pandro
Aren't there supposedly some checks and balances in the IRS system now, as this "hack" became an issue decades ago?
UmmmPhrasing
I really need to know if the first one works. Apparently a full 30 seconds isn't considered a good time anymore.
TemporaryUzername
delicious hotdogs.
Howdoilife
You know those people who will sue anyone over anything possible for whatever they can get? These are for those people.
hwatL4bloopy
That emotional support dog thing is a scam
Ouroborus
Most of these are scams, I think that is the point.
SnorlaxTheFlash
The Gym one is really helpful though.
UselessCargo
Was a material handler for a year. Don't be a dick and put your broke windshield on some poor construction company. That's just wrong.
Brunson80
Yeah, the only one I would do is the craigslist bit with sending someone multiple low-ball offers before giving mine. 1/2
Brunson80
If they don't want to sell it cheap, they don't have to. It's their responsibility to know the item's value anyway. 2/2
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
That's sort of what the point of this post was tho..
gd07291991
So uh, are you a Realtor?
Pris0nMike
poopus
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
What is this from
SverdTorden
Tim and Eric
Pencillin
GREAT JOB
bkkhk
Who the fuck gives Xanax to a dog !?
ohmygosh312
Well my dog was actually prescribed xanax just yesterday. So unless you give them way too much they will be fine, just calm for a bit.
donutjudgeme
People about to be dead.
bkkhk
John Wick them, girl!
yellowtimer
Veterinary staff here, Xanax is prescribed to pets with anxiety but you should never give something not Rx'd by the vet! Dose is different!
fulminatrix
Yep. Really, people shouldn't give anything to dogs w/o approval though. My bull terrier is allergic to all kinds of things, including beef.
yellowtimer
^ This...all day long.
UncleCeiling
I will gladly go to jail for shooting somebody if I catch them trying to poison my dog. No remorse.
madamfives
Veterinarians, actually. Common for dogs who get spooked by thunder and for separation anxiety. Dosage is less than for a human, though.
imjared19
They probably mean without prescription.
pandro
I don't know about Xanax, but when my siamese had a brief problem, the vet straight up handed me a human prescription-only antidepressant.
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
Kitty Prozac! Works like a charm
LondonRainfall
My aunt
NorthKoreabestKorea
People who are about to kill a dog by overdosing it with Xanax.
Zaberr
An asshole who doesn't value life, if someone did that to my pet and i found out, they'll find a something fun in their beds the next morn
UncleCeiling
like a bear trap!
forestdude
I would do that to my neighbor. It is the most annoying piece of shit and neighbor does literally nothing to stop it's constant barking.
mckenna310
Also hamburger w a sensitive stomach can cause pancreatitis!
Ipurgepeople
Anyone drugs my dogs is gonna be dead. Period. And it may or may not be a slow death, depending on the situation.
forestdude
Keep your shitty dog from barking every time I walk through my backyard then.
tomlikes
you're fuckin hard as nails
Ipurgepeople
There's some things you just don't do. You don't mess with kids. And you don't mess with pets.
Ipurgepeople
I don't have kids but I have pets. And you don't fuck with my babies.
grandfalloon
Except the few that aren't even slightly unethical, like torrenting textbooks.
DisGonBeGud
Gladly do it for college text books cause it's a scam making students buy new books every year even though nothing new included n high price
BronzeLeaguePro
Well, you could get the European editions of US textbooks, which are half the US price, since EUR professors won't use too pricey books.
Rowald
That explains why some of my books had NOT FOR USA printed on the backside.
BronzeLeaguePro
It would be interesting to import EU versions of books to the US black market, and undercut the local suppliers.
IDrawPokemon
And then there's advice on stealing actual books from a store. Wtf
donnavan
seriously download them like everyone else
TimeFoDat
The ones that aren't are just stupid and won't work.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
The edible margaritas one is fairly nice.
TimeFoDat
Maybe if you just love the taste of Tequila; give that one a try and tell me how it turns out.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
Very tequila-ish. I liked it.
Xen300
The gym membership one isn't too bad. That's not to say that the others aren't ghastly/idiotic.
dxt6191
Yup gym membership one is very smart. Join planet fitness for $10/month and u got a place for shower and storage
IsDisassembled
Don't most gyms not allow overnight locks? I know they cut bolts off at night at Goodlife.
dxt6191
yup, but planet fitness is 24/7 gym so u r fine
ravien999
I feel like it would depend if it's a 24-hour gym or not
ORGANICGUY
#14 http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/7/1/service_dogs_law.html
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
GOOD.
CarpeVinum
Yeah and if you actually read the article, that's not what the 'hack' was talking about.
ORGANICGUY
"Any animal can be an emotional support animal if a doctor is willing to sign off on it." Like what do you mean?
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
If someone gives my dog Xanax in ground beef, I will personally bake them a cake with an ungodly amount of laxative in it. Wait until (1)
pandro
Please keep your barking dog indoors, it would solve the neighbor's problem.
Genotex
Because barking can't be heard through walls. We all know that...
hwatL4bloopy
Factually for some dogs Xanax makes them more annoying bc now they're not self conscious about their barking
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
They are shitting their soul out. And punch them in the face as they leave. You don't fuck with someone's dog. (2)
yellowtimer
As someone who works in a vet clinic, i would still want to punch them...
furiouslumberjack
While someone shouldn't do that, the Xanax is not likely to actually kill the dog. It's often used for sedation in anxious dog s
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Oh I know. I'd do they same if they gave any living thing close to me Xanax
Fenriswaffles
I'd rather trust a certified veterinarian with dosage than an angry person who would make it a habit that would get the dog addicted.
furiouslumberjack
Well obviously. Just saying your dog is more likely to from accidentally eating a piece of gum a/ xylitol than a disgruntled nbr and xanax
Textuality
Someone drugging my dog is still due for a kick to the junk.
mastercheif
The one about registering your pet as an emotional support animal really irritated me. Fuck people with allergies, right?
Chimodo
Agree cuz i had to tear out all the carpet when i got my condo due to allergies. Couldn't b here for more than 30 mins even with meds.
Hors2018
Carpets are gross no matter what
TrijezniMujo
I could fuck someone with an allergy
Hors2018
Most landlords don't forbid pets based on allergies but on the fact that they are animals and may tear the place apart
drpainmd
As someone who has an ESA im sorry, but me not killing myself > your discomfort.
mastercheif
If it's legitimate that's fine. Also, even if you really need it, you can still be considerate of others and look somewhere they allow it.
poopus
Yeah, fuck those people. Alternatively live alone.
avaflava513
Not to mention that these people are likely going to ruin it for others that really need them.
Astr0spaceCat
It's actually illegal (in Canada at least) to evict someone for having a pet. Even if it's in the rental agreement.
Raxiel
AIUI landlords can't ban pets, but they can insist the tenant pay fr hypoallergenic cleaning when they leave (along with any repairs needed)
donnavan
So I can have my mastiff live in my studio apartment with no consequences?
RudyMaynard
Other than having to take it out several times a day?
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Why would you punish yourself and a dog just to make a point?
Astr0spaceCat
As long as you move in without the pet and then bring the pet(s) to live with you after a few weeks than you should be good. :)
donnavan
That's terrible. Not going to be a landlord up in canada.
Frizzayfrizz
Genuinely curious what's the reasoning? Like is it a common NBD thing for people to have pets anyway or is it still kinda douchy? (1/2)
BronzeLeaguePro
So... every non-retarded landlord sets a first-time rental agreement for six months or so, and won't renew if you're a cunt like that?
zoolander07
In Canada (Ontario) there is no renewal after 12 months it becomes month to month. Evicting a tenant is very hard even if they don't pay
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
Same in Quebec
thisismyusrname
Better than driving home from the bar with a pizza sign on your car, is not being an ass and driving home from the bar and endanger others
RobertEmmet
Yeah, don't be a fucking drunk driver
goawaypleasethankyou
Thank you for saying this. Way too many people think it's okay to drive while drunk or texting or other stupid as fuck stuff.
samsonguy920
Watched a guy today drive by me with his face almost into the passenger seat.
baconsmellsreallygood
*Create an uber account and use a promo code if you havent already. You get a free first ride
Feralkyn
This. What the fuck.
Kable
Better idea! Oder a pizza at the bar, and pay the driver to take you home
CaptaineObvious
And cops will stop the pizza guy for driving drunk
Earan
Still safer than walking home, at least
baconsmellsreallygood
If you put your self on a position where you have no plans to get home safely... you are stupid
cpstacy
no it's fucking not
Earan
http://freakonomics.com/2011/12/28/the-perils-of-drunk-walking/
LordChanticleer
You're bad and you should feel bad.
turbulentlizard
No it isn't.
Earan
http://freakonomics.com/2011/12/28/the-perils-of-drunk-walking/
turbulentlizard
You might want to actually read that, it clearly says more drunk drivers died in 2009 than drunk walkers. (1/2)
turbulentlizard
And drunk walkers aren't as big a risk to others as drunk drivers. So no, it isn't safer. (2/2)
SugarSmack
I've seen a lot of dumb comments in my time, but this one takes the cake.
OscarHa
people who drive drunk deserves the darwin award
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Problem is, they kill people who might be great for the gene pool. It's like the opposite of the Darwin award.
sulfuratus
The problem is, the people they run over don't.
DJohn96
Yeah, lots of these aren't legal
lisp
Just straight up theft in some of these, others are just pathetic and low.
poscduke
What!? Taking books out of the bookstore without paying is illegal?
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
yeah that's not even a "hack", that's just plain stealing.
goawaypleasethankyou
No way. I thought it was fine to drive drunk and put others lives at risk as long as I was in a pizza delivery car. My bad guys!
HighSlayerRalton
You don't say.
poscduke
or ethical
kingofbass40
Or moral
mkyner
That's why you only do these on Ethics Optional Tuesday.
DurendaI
Imgur isn't exactly filled to the brim with good apples, either. This is in FP, after all.
MalignantUpper2
With 20,000 upvotes as well... wtf
feralgirl
Do NOT Xanax your neighbor's dogs. PLEASE.
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fallingstone
marijane meatballs.
MrKibbs
Well I used a fright train horn. Walk to the end of tje drive way. Would it for a good 5 minutes. Week later they stopped barking.
Fenriswaffles
Seems like that would cause you issues with whatever local noise ordinances you have.
MrKibbs
Not in the country.
JNC998
The IRS one is just evil, and what happens when people get towed for parking on private property?
jaskamiin
who gives a shit you have money
Zoronii
People with a sense of morality
ThisLifeOfMine
Morality is a weak trait in a person. You wont be succesful if youre controlled by others sense of right and wrong.
Zoronii
You won't be successful if you alienate everyone you know by being a cunt, either.
ThisLifeOfMine
Im quite sociable in person. There's just no point in pretending on here is there?
LordChanticleer
Found the sociopath.
jaskamiin
mate that's just name calling
fnordy
http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/crying-money-woody-harrelson-zombieland.gif
killerkylibob
Absolutely nothing, they just have to pay to get their car out of the lot. That's just evil.
Ilikeyogurt
Don't the IRS tell the people being investigated who snitched them? That could get you killed out of revenge. It's never good to mess around
NotMyUsualOnlineName
No, they don't, for exactly that reason.
Rothweiler03
They included one that could kill dogs, do you think op cares about someone else getting towed?
goawaypleasethankyou
Also drunk driving... like how fucking selfish could you be?
JNC998
You make a good point, all of these are awful but some are significantly worse than others
poscduke
The IRS one does require them to be preforming tax fraud to get a benefit
DotSlashNatalie
Which is a pretty high probability - considering that unless you make 6 figures you probably won't be a target of an audit.
poscduke
I wonder of it would work on Trump
DotSlashNatalie
He has money so therefore the laws do not apply to him. Downvote me all you want - but Hillary proves laws are not for rich people.
TK421isAFK
Her $150 million income from her non-profit organization proves you right.
SevenLeagueBoots
Have you been paying attention? Everyone commits crimes all the time without knowing because there are so many complex laws. Pretty much
SevenLeagueBoots
a guarantee that you are accidentally doing something wrong with your taxes. And the IRS is never wrong, even when they are.
IDontWannaShare
This is why I have a job
IDontWannaShare
(also, the IRS is sometimes wrong).
SuckAnElf
Hey I got audited once and didn't know until I received a check from the IRS for $200. So this could totally backfire on them
DancingJuice
How to be a creep bum slacker with a weak moral compass...except the homeless gym one, that's solid advice.
heyjohnnyjohnny
Except they cut the unclaimed locks off lockers each and every night and empty the clothes into a lost and found bin.
Madfrancis
Not at my gym.
stinkinhardcore
I worked the night shift at a 24hr gym. We said that we would cut off locks at night, but nobody really has time for that shit.
pilomotor
Makes sense. That rule probably isn't worth enforcing unless people complain about there not being any unoccupied lockers left.
Satsuz
The asking to buy abandoned pizzas one is fine, though there's no rule they have to discount it for you or even sell it at all.
DarkTherapy
Whilst near a pizza place, walk in and order a pizza to be delivered to your home. Chances are the driver will take you.. For a tip.
gamblingpoet
Calling them is a crap shoot and honestly I'd think the pizza place would stop taking your calls if you keep calling asking for cheap pizza
Fenriswaffles
I've seen similar done at Dairy Queen with their mess-ups, watched someone walk out with like 5 dipped cones plus other stuff.
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
Wow, I'm a creep bum slacker because I bite my tongue so I don't nut right away?
DancingJuice
Wow....woahh
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
#1 ?
DancingJuice
#69. Get it? 69.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
You are the worse!
copingcabana
As a lawyer, most of these are illegal.
MicahL
As a noshitologist I can confirm.
Akran
Well it's a good thing I'm not a lawyer
tehremedy
you deserve more upvotes! I laughed IRL
Imgonnatipyouwell
You mean I shouldn't steal books?
pigeonkitty
The bilingual trial one doesn't work in California and other states with a high Hispanic population. They have translators on standby.
iamthemachine
I live in Texas..I could hear Hispanic laughter as I read that one...maybe if i asked for a french one? I think I can BS that enough.
mthrndr01
There are other languages you could try. But yeah, probably just generally better in places with less diversity.
aninvisiblemaniac
what if you want it in English and swedish
IMasturbateToSnickersAds
Du är ändå körd.
OscarHa
säker? låt säga att är åtalad för fortkörning i en liten håla i alaska och ber om svensk tolk.. du tror inte dom lägger ner då?
iambowser
Bingo, you can't even use the "no hablo ingles" excuse to get out of jury duty.
SidneyHarbor
It could be interpreted by the judge as a delaying tactic, for which you will get no sympathy from the court.
rshini
Wouldn't it results in fines for wasting the court's time?
TiannaTV
Not asking so I can use it, but curious if other languages are harder (and therefore the 'intended' way to use the hack)
venslor
The hearings I attended for the bankruptcy court in CA could just call a number. Watched them get some Indian dialect in 3minutes
ContentsMayHaveSettled
Try Welsh.
OscarHa
or icelandic
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
Also...if you don't speak a second language what if they call your bluff?
tachikaze316
Or if you speak English just fine.
iamthemachine
I was thinking for a speeding ticket..cop would just say "they spoke english just fine when i gave em the ticket"
BobRossHappyTrees
say the smartest words you know in pig latin, until it's no longer bluffing
ObiWankChernobyl
Nice batch of unethical lifehacks. You're a Dick if you do most of these. Cheat the system, not the players.
chaoguy2006
The sex and the uni book ones definitely. Possibly Amazon if you don't like how they put their HQ in low tax areas. The selling ones are
chaoguy2006
Probably already done on a much larger scale by actual companies.
EzraFell
You've got to like the pizza place one though.
ObiWankChernobyl
i can see how d-bags makes false orders and exploit that.
OscarHa
stale old pizza? nah
EzraFell
I don't know what kind of pizzas you get if they go stale in less than 6 hours.
JNC998
Why can't airlines do real time processing? If I can use wifi on a plane surely the payment machines can too.
MrDrWatson
I read that two guys were caught doing that. They spent the days travelling on planes just to buy stuff with credit card and then sell it.
biohazard918
You can absolutely process payments over wifi have you people never seen a square pay device?
basilpesto69
Yeah but they don't use square, they have actual card readers like your local Walgreens or quiktrip
Ecae
Also I dont know why they wouldnt just charge you after the fact considering you bought the ticket and they prob have ur info
iquestioneverything
Southwest doesn't assign seat numbers, so they wouldn't know who you are
Imgonnatipyouwell
You're right about that but it doesn't matter cause they absolutely can do real time charging. Source: I drink on planes cause I get nervous
poscduke
Yeah they don't process credit card transactions over wifi
basilpesto69
Plus wifi only works in US airspace, not any other country's. Didn't work in Mexican airspace but was okay over Texas.
Saukoeter
Just a tip: they know your name / adress when flying with them. The bill will come later.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Solution: Apply for a name change and change your residence immediately after landing. Live a new life everytime you fly!
IDontWannaShare
Maybe more easy solution: buy a aisle seat, then switch with the tall guy in a middle seat.
IDontWannaShare
Maybe you won't be charged for the drinks, but there is still a price
TMOTS
they technically can, but it's rather insecure, therefore most likely illegal.
pens9192
I guess the charge is rejected when they go to process it? Then you toss the card and get a new one..hmm. Rinse..repeat
geekontwowheels
Another comment explains that payment over wifi isn't PCI compliant
ImSorryFriend
Yes but wifi isn't how they connect to the ground, and the in-seat card readers are hardwired.
pandro
ty I didn't see.
DrVas
We process cards via our wifi-enabled CC terminal all the time. Not sure of the problem here.
atomicpink
I'm sure they could but I bet it's not secure, so maybe they can't by law to protect your card info? Just a hunch.
Elroydb
It's secure. The Firesheep Firefox add-on kinda forced the industry to adopt encryption everywhere, higher levels where necessary
OscarHa
they wouldnt want a dude with a laptop inside the plane sniffing up all the cc numbers beeing sent unsecure
Elroydb
That's a 2048 bit RSA encrypted transmission. Have fun doing a man in the middle attack on that
bwchronos
Nah it can be just as secure as anything else.
YourCrazyEx
You can't process credit cards over wifi. My husband keeps a $1 Visa card he uses all the time when he travels for work. Free tv and meals
Cere4l
of course you can process credit cards over wifi. ANY connection to the internet can be used.
ImSorryFriend
Wifi isn't how they connect to the ground. Maybe they could make it work and simply haven't. Airborne connectivity is still kinda new.
ogaidsboy
Does this actually work? Heading to the store to buy one now if so
pandro
considering his company is likely reimbursing him, why? also in a restaurant be sure to tip your server cash :-(
zoomball
As a non-server, why? I tip generosity but usually on my card. Am I giving a portion of that to Visa???
DoritoDust
Most servers have to kick back to the kitchen/hosts/bar staff based on their sales. Debit and credit tips are tracked, cash tips aren't 1/2
DoritoDust
so I get to keep 100% of a cash tip while I only get to keep 70-80% of a debit/credit tip.
lizwah
Sometimes card tips don't go straight to the server, depends on the restaurant though.
PocketJuice
That dog xanax one made me skip all of them after to come tell you what a peice of shit you are for including that.
yoloswagnigguhh
a bunch of these are obvious jokes if you can't tell
IMasturbateToSnickersAds
Calm the fuck down, how is @Op an asshole for that? He's just trying to milk some points.
ladylucidity
Exactly. That's horrible.
MegaDeuce
Yeah. Fuck you, OP.
sFida
But hey.. The homeless gym membership is pretty smart at least
onlysrilankan
but...did you get back to it ??
InternetGoodGuy
Neighbor's dog barking too much? Kill it
ProneHub
Pretty much.
tachikaze316
Neighbour starts asking questions about their dead dog? Send them a batch of cyanide cookies to express sympathy! No more questions! : D
Dunkywunkr
Dogs can take xanax though
TiannaTV
Yes, if they are prescribed by a vet & if it doesn't mess with other medications. But a neighbor wouldn't know how safe it is for the dog
Zoronii
Humans can also take chloroform but it's still illegal to go around drugging people.
ProneHub
This needs way more upvotes.
Hindenburgh
These fuck over literally everyone but yourself... Plus Xanax could be lethal or harmful to dogs if not prescribed... So fuck off you twat
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theytookmyfuckingusername
I don't know... Do dead men tell tales?
NCRMadness50
Yes?
CanadianGodzilla
Some dogs have dietary restrictions as well, or maybe they already have meds that Xanax reacts badly with. Don't fuck with people's pets
CanadianGodzilla
If the dog has to go under anaesthesia the vets need to know when it last ate as well, surgery means they can't eat past a certain time
CanadianGodzilla
I would be so pissed if someone did that to my dog
WHOWANTSTHEFIRSTSLICE
I'd beat the fuck out of someone if they drugged my dog. That one is horrible.
btraqnasty
Also you can by high powered ultrasonic piezo buzzers. Get a remote controlled 12v relay. Hide the buzzer in a flood light. Retrain the dog
btraqnasty
May e they are suggesting you eat a lot of red meat and take Xanax to calm yourself down about your neighbors dog.
bitemark
Not to mention human drugs often have adverse (and sometimes complete opposite) effects on other animals.
Crossulti
Instead just blow a dog whistle at I opportune times.
RJPan
At the risk of losing out on my fake internet points... Isn't that the point?
AgathaBrine
I thought so too, but in retrospect I think OP meant for the xanax to just chill the dog out.
Rawcal
I think the lethality was kind of the point of that
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Don't be such a stick in the mud! A little dog killing never hurt anybody!
zoomball
Upvoting for perfection of sarcasm.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Thanks buddy. Seems like some people don't like sarcasm when it comes to their dogs. Oh well.
CaptainJesusAndTheGodBrigade
"Warning ⚠ - For Entertainment Purposes Only. Not To Be Tested."
zoomball
Seriously: had a dog ever been prescribed this??
skk329
All the time! Most of the time its for anxiety or abandonment issues.
Cornealeus
Not #1 and #4
rawbske
As someone that had their childhood dog poisoned by ass hole neighbors this one pissed me off.
skk329
Happened to me too :/ He was 2 and I was 7.. German Shepherd I still miss him.
loowhovian
This is my number one fear I can't believe that happened to you
goawaypleasethankyou
I'm so sorry you lost your pupper. I hope your cunt of a neighbor knows how awful a human being he is.
soniclettuce
I mean, did the drunk driving tips and the ways to steal shit not tip you off that these are morally questionable hacks?
IpostMyDogALot
We all know animals are better than people.
OscarHa
depends on which animal
rshini
My mother lost her beloved childhood dog due to neighbors pouring antifreeze out for them to lick :/
RaidersOfTheLostShart
Plus who says I want to share my Xanax with the neighbours dog?
pinkpanda2912
Damn straight +1
Hindenburgh
Exactly, shits not really expensive, but still, its the principle.
goawaypleasethankyou
It can be if you're buying it street price where I live. Like over $10 for a 2mg bar. :(
southboundpachyderm
That sucks if you don't have a prescription, which is only $1/tab. I know people are paying like $5 per 2mg bar around here. (South Florida)
goawaypleasethankyou
It's super difficult to get a prescription where I am unfortunately (Western Australia)
ozzyozzofozz
Why don't you run into a tall object and combust
Hindenburgh
Me? Cause i dont know how? Is it like harry potter but with flames?
ozzyozzofozz
Idk, I just wanted to comment on your name, which is beautiful
StefanyLove
Dead dogs don't bark so... That's kind of a win-win situation.
ThisLifeOfMine
People on here operate on feelings alone and its retarded. If this was a rooster I dont think people will care, but a dog is sacred.
goawaypleasethankyou
You don't deserve the joy dogs bring to life.
StefanyLove
^^Your user name. Do that.
goawaypleasethankyou
Are you a psychopath, honey?
StefanyLove
Possibly. I haven't been diagnosed recently. And the politically correct term is antisocial personality disorder.
conflictmuffins
This one made me sick to my stomach. It's not the dogs fault if they bark, it's the owners fault that they didn't train their dog properly!
Rawcal
It's just a lot harder to poison the owner than the dog, especially without getting caught.
SixHundredThousandBees
Well the point of the tip is to get back at the owner by killing their dog
goawaypleasethankyou
My dogs small and yappy but also like 13 years old and going deaf. She barks at nothing and when we yell at her to stop, she can't hear 1/2
goawaypleasethankyou
us yelling at her anymore so she just keeps on barking till we pick her ass up and take her inside. She used to be much more behaved 2/3
goawaypleasethankyou
but still she's my little ball of angel fluff and if anyone hurt her then I would fuck them up idgaf if I'm a feeble young woman 3/3
conflictmuffins
Aww, that makes sense. At least you bring her inside and don't leave her out all night barking like some people do!
combatwombat0
Can you train her to respond to a sign telling her to quiet down? Deaf owners or people with deaf dogs use sign