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#amazing #funny #muted #science #lava #putyourdickinit #knowledge
Aug 7, 2020 9:37 AM
ArshErgon
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#amazing #funny #muted #science #lava #putyourdickinit #knowledge
PuckersMcColon
Man's gotta eat.
crisb
to make lava lamps!
Wolfmom2020
Ok... I can't be the only one who thinks that looks like that slime crap kids are freaking out over.... Satan Slime...
drouga3d1
The forbidden ketchup
derekjohn
Lava's like bread, the fresher it is, the better it is.
Fab5Jeddy
Crafting obsidian
Revelant
fresh rocks!
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
My knowledge of minecraft tells me this guy is doing it wrong. Just dunk the bucket in the lava and get a full cup.
BearPerson
Only if you hit the source block though.
RagingSlab
Ahh, the forbidden marinara.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
No amount of "hasfafshafsfaha"ing will save you from this marinara!
ScrapyardCosmonaut
So what I’m seeing is lava is like queso when it sits around too long it gets that cold outer skin
ins0mnio
forbidden marmelade
SzKnoWnzEvr72
Moltar approves.
mrose50
To check levels of sulphur and nitrogen containing compounds in then which when under massive pressure produce gas that can cause eruptions?
DuelingBrothers
Collecting rock juice to make sure there isn't a big mountain fart later.
mrose50
An oversimplification Im aware, but character caps are restrictive AF and imgurs char limit is on the small side for detailed responses.
seafox7
Forbidden cheese farm.
derekjohn
From a scientific point-of-view I'd prefer it if the lava was collected in a ceramic pot - less contamination of the sample.
NCPilot
So Minecraft was right, you can collect lava with a steel bucket.
PicklesMcGeee
A steel bucket full of water that you couldn’t pour lava back out of only obsidian
mcsaltyballs
gnarlyfartz
But the skin is the best part
victell
Spicy s’mores
KentuckyFriedChildren
You’re killin’ me, Smalls!
nfer
Lava monger collecting the morning's harvest for the market.
mercyPandaRunner
He even stuffed his pockets to take some of that good lava home.
TheBeardedWelder
PsychicSpider
Totino's employee harvesting the latest crop of pizza roll filling.
rmsrmsrms38
The floor is lava. No. Really.
UTLava
Yes, yes it is
horseman05
SpockIsMyHomeboy
That dad has an imagination as big as a child but with a larger budget and it's awesome.
Maxgaap
There's got to be an easier way to boil a bucket of water
NoDorC
Science you dumbass
CaptainMCMLVIII
Now you know how McDonald’s make their apple pie filling.
ButterfaceTaintClown
with a hot ejaculation?
CameraMonkey
...and Hot Pockets.
thebadsectors
Damnit you stole my McDonald's coffee joke
Bogwort
Looks like he's wearing ordinary trainers.
benjwolf04
They look like mountain boot/sneakers (i don't know a better name) that would give you grip on unsteady terrain but not pull you over if /
benjwolf04
/ you step wrong and your ankle bends. Realistically, I don't think footwear makes all that much difference as long as it has a thick sole
KoalaOnTheJuice
Even with steel toe-caps you would probably lose the foot. Makes me anxious Everytime I see this.
thisisagreatusernamedontworryitswonderful
The black, outter crust must be broken to get the warm, succulent lava meat within. Preserve in water to serve later
scottsinflavortown
Delish
ladynine
I hear this in Martha Stewart's voice, lol!
DarkNekro
Best served hot
Khrome
Pokegeologist
I've never caught fresh. Mine's usually always cured for a few 100k-a few mya.
CaptainThePirate
Hot potatoes.
sp1cychick3n
A succulent chinese meal??
Atomic2
Do you have reheating instructions? I hate cold lava.
NomNomNomNomNomNomf
David Attenborough? Is that you?
CarbonNight
Let the succulent lava meat marinade in the water for a good 30 minutes then pull it out and enjoy
Drosophilamelanobastard
Burn off the teeth yall
Jowler
....Follow me for more recipes.
HenriChinaski
HatinS8N
That bitch is just putting rocks in the bucket. Not lava
thisisagreatusernamedontworryitswonderful
Reheating necessary.
Spaceman292
Lava is rock
HatinS8N
Wrong
pedrobrv
Gee I wonder what lava turns into when cold
Alomega
woosh
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
woosh
BenderRodriguz1010
Cheese clearly
Glitterfartjuice
Forbidden nacho cheese
horseman05
And this is how Lava collects samples.....
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arealistohthehumanity
SpikeWolfwood
Should have stayed on the high ground.
TheBeardedWelder
MuaddibISR
javadad60
DarkDenizan
DukeofKMS
I know those smoke clouds :)
Selendrile
biblically?
RackhamTheRed
*Anakin disliked this*
horseman05
Pailloran
Well there is my small heart attack followed by relief for the day.
TurtIeproof
Dare I ask what that clip is from?
Pailloran
If you look at the reply to Route58guitars above it has the original. That's water in reality
Understopper
At first I thought ‘holy fuck!’ Then I realised and thought ‘holy fuck, that’s pretty good!’
horseman05
Even the original is kinda funny..
sadn00b
and then the camera person goes to the same ledge to "get reaction shot", and the video cuts out coz, guess what?
HenryLongfellowIII
Ouch. She's going to have, at best, a lot of scrapes and bruises.
Understopper
Definitely, although that place looks really treacherous. Could have easily claimed her life and anyone trying to rescue her. Slippery rocks
Seminole4ever
I prefer a slippery nipple, barkeep.
nanamonster
My thoughts exactly. I get stupidly close to an alcove edge once. Felt my feet weren't so steady so I backed off. I would've died if I fell.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Happy you made it!