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Couldn't think of a good title...
Just a small slip, not that bad
Surprise motherf*cker!
fnordy
Not sure what's so unexpected about #14. Physics still work, especially on pogo sticks.
fnordy
Now my theory is #19 stole all of the unexpected from #14.
OmgOptimized
Feel bad to laugh at a kid falling over, but god damn that portal edit is fun to look at
ATalkingMushroom
Not a perfect loop, though.
Ponchohontas
That is the smallest dildo I have ever seen
obsequiouslifechoices
Big hit in Japan
Zobaken
It's easy when you're big in Japan
SubZole
Anyone knows source on #18 ? That overexcited dog and tiger combo is so adorable :D
mockingbird75
#19 reminds me this http://imgur.com/7MGzm5Z
iamthehorriblemother
Salad, check. Wine, check. Dildo, check... poGO!
JasonasB
At least he had a helmet
shutupgrampa
That dog who freaks because the little girl is falling asleep on "his" pillow needs some good ass-whipping.
usernameofsomekind
#3...no magic, just a cross little doggie that should be nowhere near a small child.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
#4 is a hostage situation waiting to happen.
bluejaymaplesyrup
I want to meet the guy with the double sided stop sign
Toyfel
Made my week that guy :D
whamwhamwham
99% certain that's Dom Joly - Trigger Happy TV
Zaranthan
Might be an old Remi Gaillard bit.
ciriausly
The run at the end ????
icantthinkofausernamesoyeah
The one with the stop sign, I would lose my shit.
FaecalJacksonPollock
The girl with the glasses in #11 is the hero the internet needs.
datguysephiroth
The girl with the neti pot always gives me an awkward boner.
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
#6 gave me a real chuckle, giddy up
JasonasB
Celty?
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
When my bf had a bike he would ride around town and when he would see a bicyclist he would go beside them and act like he's peddling lol
HaramBe4any1else
Someone did that to me while I was cross country biking on a highway. I was fat and wobbling so the biker was mimicking my movements. Fucker
Inimposter
That double take.
mg79
Just your average commute in Calgary.
lzyhippo
The cameraman is a bike vlogger by the name of Snowcat. Check him out on YouTube, Iove his videos.
JasonasB
Snowcat is awesome
liquidninja23
+1 for Snowcat. I live in Calgary, also where he lives.
peoplearetheproblem
Great collection
NotACheeto
I came at the water bottle flip.
bilateralunsymmetry
I thought he wasted perfectly good water...
hapsdinersdumpster
Pogo stick video had a lot of shit going on man......miniature dildo, glass in ass, and who drinks red wine with salad...seriously.
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
#3 they need to get rid of that dog for the babies sake, holy hell
DVSBSTrD
At the end of #1 I was thinking "Kiss her, you fool!"
JohnnySmithy
Now kith
PlotTwistwastaken
I've seen the dog "catching" the ball before, dog is actually blind
Danillama
I've wanted to toss someone's phone like that lady does so many damn times.
realmdweller
Looks like someone isn't good at fetch.
TopCommenter
The dog is blind. The owner was giving instructions on whether it was hotter or colder.
ClothoBuer
That was basically me during my entire time on the high school baseball team.
machton
IIRC that dog is blind
shark127
Yeah, ball has a little bell in it
MrMeems
#10 That's some sick drifting.
oregonisms
What exactly happened on #13?
VampriruM
I'm guessing water main burst.
EnemaBucket
Someone was playing Watch Dogs in real life.
TheBurgerKing
The gif with the sink hole opening, did the driver of that car go flying through the window?
Asshats
It may have been one of the pedestrians.
sgtcoffman
I think that was a piece of asphalt that broke off when they hit it. I could be wrong though, just making a guess.
obsequiouslifechoices
Time to give away the baby hating dog.
librarywyrm
Or get a professional trainer. That's an anxiety behavior and needs professional interference before it becomes a trip to the ER
MetaSomma
Nah, the dog was there first, it has seniority
Azmania
https://media.giphy.com/media/11NBUrJDuMd5As/giphy.gif
SetOfAllSubsets
I thought it was funny
MetaSomma
Did 2017 suck the humor out of everyone? Or did imgur just get invaded by the denizens of a parenting forum?
Arcania85
Why was there a dildo with the pogo and helmet stick?
cazzegiare
so what's your question?
queencyanide
There were two and I am just as confused
tflorio19500
There were two. One on the table, and one thrown at him as he started losing it. How'd they figure in??
januskincaid
I think they're subtly trying to tell him to eat a bag of dicks, perhaps two at a time?
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
futureman3000
Because they were dicking around.
Pauli86
NICE!!!!
Icantthinkofanythingsooo
Okay. Good.. I wasn't the only one that saw that
obsequiouslifechoices
Because Jackass?
GayLiotta
Were you hoping he'd land on it? I was.
acuteavocado7
there's two actually
agumonkey
So much potential backstory here it could be a trilogy
AkLonewolf
because they knew he was fucked.
Felderburg
So that the stills look more like Accidental Renaissance.
OldTownPhantom
That's your first question?
thatusernameisregistered
Two dildos, actually.
thetsunami
They were in Buffalo?
MyBonesGotALittleMachine
Came here for the comment.
micsha
Because everything is funnier with a dildo in it.
hesaidsarcastically
Yes.
BanadecCamberbootch
A very small dildo. A teenie weenie, one might say.
Applecrow
Oh...Don't worry about that its not a threat to you.
sciencebasedlifeform
Bildo a hobbits dildo
UncleCeiling
Nah, man. You ever see the size of a hobbit's feet?
sciencebasedlifeform
Rizen415
That trucker switching lanes though!
ctesibius
I wondered why the small white bus to the right also jinked left.
SeraRelm
Truckers driving like assholes? checks out.
Fukyu2dei
He avoided a wreck assface.
SeraRelm
They almost caused two by driving too fast for that distance, ass-butt!
Rizen415
I'm just amazed the truck had that much "agility" and more amazed and accident didn't occur
SeraRelm
I am consistently amazed at how few accidents I see driving on the highway near these people every day.
Rizen415
I hate how they think they have rights to the fast lane, going 20 below the speed limit
SeraRelm
omg so much this, and driving in the lane that says no trucks while pacing two other trucks so no one can get fucking by.
Alphonsevaher
Look again. The blue van ahead of him stopped Dramatically and the truck had NO time to stop. Swerved to avoid impact. Against the law tho.
SeraRelm
Because the trucker was driving too close to the vehicle in front of them for that speed. Again, asshole truck drivers.
ATalkingMushroom
So if you were on the highway and someone started driving behind you, you would just slam on your brakes?
bilateralunsymmetry
I've brake checked before. It's not unheard of.
Tylvian
to be honest he should have just rammed the driver in front. Way too dangerous to switch lanes that fast.
MrMcCookieMuffin
With the added fact that those in the next lane have gotten hit, amazing feat but fairly risky. If I was left laner..My pants would be brown
RedBeardedTrucker
At that speed hitting the van could easily kill them, he avoided everything, so no, he did what he should have done.
AricNeo
theres a difference between something working out and doing the 'correct' thing. if what he did do didn't work out it could have killed more
RedBeardedTrucker
But he didn't, he avoided tge accident and saved lives, honestly, the stupidity of people saying he should have killed those people rather 1
RedBeardedTrucker
2 than avoid it and save their lives is beyond stupid.
Tylvian
yes, it would have killed them but could have killed many many more. he had a very low chance of succeeding in not killing anyone. 1 vs 50.
RedBeardedTrucker
But he succeeded, saying he shouldn't have done so is just stupid.
Tylvian
i don't think you understand past vs present vs future. "he succeeded"
Tylvian
he shouldn't have tried something that could have failed horrifically and killed dozens
youngcleanheir
The guy on the bike and his friend with his pants down. I can't help but wonder what they were trying to achieve.
Zynthasius
Greatness
SatanUpvotes
Greatness!
openyomind
I'm pretty sure it's some sort of redneck mating ritual
HsuDoNihm
Mr. Pants achieved his goal, I think. Mr. Bike did not.
ImFunAtGrammarParties
Serious answer: I guess they were gonna make it look like explosive diarrhea for a split second, with the bike tearing through muddy grass.
NoConscience
Insertion
Smayds
Internet fame, of course! And they did!
smurfalurfalurfalurf
I think a high-speed spanking
heterosexualsnowflake
That the "magic" to be found in the unexpected http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fantastic.gif
IcanttPilot
I think the guy in the bike was trying to fuck the other one with his bike..
PompatusOfLove
They were training for the jousting competition.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Whatever it was, I feel they succeeded.
SubZole
to deepen their friendship...
zergzapper
Obviously ramming speed
CitizenBBrown
That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
Karsten75
It was a bum steer
ant6
Fus roh dah!
Astrolobos
the greatest game of homo chicken
D1gger
Skid marks
dolphindreamsandsatan
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that maybe there was alcohol involved??
LiveDevotion
for maximum thrust
Nate52085
I thought he was just trying to distract him
QuinnHanson
Dildo jousting
AAntiHero
World peace
Thefinnishlurker
I actually could guess there Finns.. We are a crazy type of people, especially when we get some alcohol..
Totallybadassusername
Orgasm?
D3ADLYV3GAS
Friendship
captainswoopty
Warp speed
iamyofada
Must have been a fart bullet...
SigPistols
Airra
raindancer115
this raises so many questions
GiantFlyingDishwasher
Any idea where I can find the original picture?
Heartomaton
crumplestiltskin
Lol that perfectly sums up what my mind imagines they were going for....well done sir
SpongebobReferences
MohAki666igotbotsbitch
Relevant username is relevant.
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
That dog protecting it's pillow is dangerous for a child. Should NOT be allowed to be alpha, especially around kids.
CanadianCommenter
Yeah, that dog needs some training.
DarthFutuza
I thought it just looked old, mostly likely just needs to die and is near the end of its life.
Calibrachoa
This is a classic example of of a dog that will bite a child and be surrendered and it's people will say "but there was no warning!"
Vectorman2
Too late now, the grill is already on!
bobhole
Agreed that was the only video I wanted to comment on. That dog would have not been on that couch anymore if I was there.
SonnyBurnette
"FINISH HIM"
librarywyrm
Yeah an anxious, resource guarding dog is not funny. That's how bites happen.
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
Should not be allowed to be Alpha period. I felt myself starting to reach out to protect the kid and it's not even my kid.
LetumComplexo
Owners like that are why I don't like small dogs.Guarantee that video got taken b/c"look at this thing my little puppy does, isn't it cute?"
Oscill8s
I'm betting the intent was on catching the little girl falling asleep in a funny way; the thing with the dog prolly just a 'happy accident'.
anitabieror6
yeah. I hope that girl was visiting the dogs house and doesn't live in that situation all the time
RedgarRedbeard
It looks more like an old possibly blind dog startled awake. It would have warned her off before she touched it otherwise
Ploopins
It's not blind.I work with& have had blind dogs.It shows no signs of being blind or any medical issue.It's a spoiled dog that needs training
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
You guys are arguing that it's not alpha. WHO CARES?? It's terrible behavior, and they need to protect the kid.
Nikki1236969
That dog is an asshole!
KBuck
Holy hell I was thinking the same thing.
IllegalDuckling
No. That kid needs to man up and learn not to be a fucking beta.
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
I'm glad most of you agree with me. Just think if this was a large breed or a pit bull. People would scream "BAD BREED!!!" etc.
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
My first thought
johnojisan
Growing up I had a terrier that was the alpha of the house. He was untrainable.
Ploopins
No Dogs are untrainable. Some just take more time and consistency with training than others. I work with dogs.
root1657
No, he wasn't, he was just untrained.
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FattoRatto
S/he's right though. Alpha has been disproven. That being said, doesn't mean it's poorly trained. Dogs have bad moods just like us.
root1657
I wish I had known your dog. Wish you had too.
FishSausages
I got bad news for that dog about forever naps should he think it's a good idea to follow through. Spaniels are shitheads anyways
Brutalos1
Cocker Spaniels all have the same pissy smell.
Tutor
Cavaliers are the most laid back bitches in the world. Just adorable and very submissive. Look it up
gayanthems
but when they're not properly trained they're the worst. my gran's dog wasn't trained and she always bit me and peed on my stuff.
FukcTedCruz
May be cuz he just doesnt like gay anthems.
ThranduilsLeftTesticle
Wouldn't say all Spaniels. Have a cocker spaniel and he's the best thing in the world
WYKYDTR0N
Go fuck yourself. Every Spaniel I've ever met has been lovely.
FishSausages
Just got back from fucking myself. Still hate spaniels. Don't know what that exercise was all about.
01100011011001010111001001100101
Why do you downvote him? He just loves animals.
FukcTedCruz
Fo sho. #SpanielLivesMatter
ave350
You can't just tell someone to go fuck themselves and have people like it
01100011011001010111001001100101
well, that's true. But what does it matter, though? Why do people get offended? It's the Internet
FukcTedCruz
Cuz hes a breedist
JimStarluck
#NotAllSpaniels
FukcTedCruz
#SpanielLivesMatter #DontPutemDown #DicksOutForSpanials
686f6d6572
Spaniels (especially springers) are great dogs, and very smart. Like any dog, they need proper training.
Othinthal
The issue with spaniels is that due to thier breeding, they are prone to dementia as they age, which leads to unpredictable behavior
itzadoozy
i have a springer and he is the dumbest, cutest thing ever that cries a little bit when i get home. honestly, it all depends on the dog.
686f6d6572
The saying goes "judge the dog not the breed". That said, there's DEFINITELY traits and personalities more prevalent in some breeds.
Wekey
Sleeping dogs often get arsey like this, doesn't mean they think they're dominant, I woke up my dog, stupidly, close to his face 1/2
Wekey
He put a hole through my top lip, he instantly cowered, he'd never been/was aggressive towards people, definitely knew he was inferior 2/2
ProphetOfGaben
That dog is not alpha, dominance has never been proven to occur between two species, only in one and the same.
Mintgreenterror
Thank you, glad someone said that. This whole "your dog clearly thinks he's the dominant one" thing really bugs me...
FattoRatto
Studied dog training, I completely agree. There is no alpha. It's disproven
ProphetOfGaben
I just noticed a whole lot of people saying this is not a dominance issue get downvoted. Like, why??? Cause you all mad at this one dog now?
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
You guys are arguing that it's not alpha. WHO CARES?? It's terrible behavior, and they need to protect the kid.
ProphetOfGaben
I have never said it's good behaviour. Just said it's not a dominance issue and get downvoted. You people are a special kind of retarded.
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
Yeah, argue what to call it while the kid gets bitten in the face, or train the dog. HMMMM..... Yeah, I think we know who the dumbass is.
ProphetOfGaben
I think you are gravely missing the fact that this is not happening right now and that it was never an either/or in the first place.
WithMyHeadInTheClouds
Has nothing to do with alpha, fucking idiotic logic that indicates a complete lack of understanding how training a dog actually works.
FattoRatto
I agree
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
You guys are arguing that it's not alpha. WHO CARES?? It's terrible behavior, and they need to protect the kid.
WithMyHeadInTheClouds
Because the source of the problem is poor training as a result of poor understanding of dog behavior, which the term perpetrates
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
Nope. Works either way, even if you don't know why your dog does what it does.
WithMyHeadInTheClouds
Ends justifies the means. Flawless logic, sir. Get your fucking head out of your ass and do some fucking reading, shitbag.
WhiteKnight623
Not necessarily alpha. Clearly got startled and startled dogs growl and bark at times. Source my dogs a lil bitch but has done that a bit
LokiJordison
The whole video is the dog watching the child and growling at her multiple times. Not startled, just not trained well.
WhiteKnight623
Yeah I mean it's eyes were wide open. Clearly watching the child and not just taking a snooze when something fell near him.
LokiJordison
You may want to do some research on the video and stop making an ass of yourself. It's poor training and the owner getting a laugh from it
pandro
please link? I would like to know more about this.