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thegoodowl
Could not be possibly further from cool
zalagzny422
Oh he's so fkn cringy. So needy and I'm sure in need of constant validation.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Navrodel
All of that and he's somehow a complete science-rejecting buffoon.
Just goes to show that just because your hobbies are smart-coded, it doesn't mean that you have any intelligence worth anything.
xenjamin
I want to see his tiny fucked up broken penis.
IdiocracyNow
Elon Musk (named after Nazi Wernher von Braun's book about an elite race from Mars). https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-musk-reposted-post-">html">https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-musk-reposted-post-230000730.html
https://www.mind-war.com/p/the-elon-how-a-nazi-rocket-scientist
malbec
robingal1
I enjoyed when The Good Place name dropped him in one episode, then learned what an asshole he is, and canonically dumped him permanently later. God, I love that show!
ilikeneatstuff
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Truer words have seldomly been spoken.
CataclysmicFate
If ever he were to read a description of himself including the words, "aggressively uncool" he would never recover.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
I saw a comment a while back musing that history books will likely accurately capture musk's destructive evil in detail, but it will likely fail to capture just how cringe he was.
In all the focus on his being a nazi and funding ethnonationalism, they'll paint him as just another rich white asshole and not as someone who has an unironic anime girl avatar on his main, or someone who uses a sock puppet to post about how his ex-wife probably regrets leaving him because he's super cool.
Onebigcanuck
All he had to do was a bunch of public charity shit and fuck off to a beach somewhere for the rest of his life.
malbec
He coulda been Batman
Onebigcanuck
Theoretically...
jinbee
CyberWizard252
AMLejane214
He may own rocket company but he has people who will to for him who’s brilliant. That Nazi Musk is stupid. We can tell.
GCRust
Tbf, the Trek reference feels very apt now, since he was mentioned by an infiltrator from the Mirror Universe.
StunttheRunt
Being a Nazi = Piece of shit
copperdomebodhi
ChefHannibal
it remain$ a my$tery how he'$ done it. one we may never $olve in our lifetime$
quade
From hero to zero, or something like that
Edgarflaps
I guess you don't have to be cool if your worth a 100 billion bucks.
ParryLost
Has anyone told him? Maybe he could stop trying + go disappear somewhere instead of constantly trying to be the literal centre of the world
DisgruntledFerret
He has a hundred billion. I don't necessarily think he's worth much.
morningxafter
daianaaaa
is that added sound? it’s been a while since i watched iron man
smegheadenergy
aleister94
ArmedandOverclocked
When I saw that I had no idea who he was. Still wish that were the case.
emoclone
Thanks for posting this, saved me so much time lol
iamlamp2
Looking at that guys facial hair and haircut like wow
halcyon742
This is better
Hammertulski
Fucking terrific.
malbec
RaymondChoppard
He's shown later saying"Heil Hydra" to his phone
AyatollahBahloni
Level 9001 uncool
banoot
He actually kind of looks like my abusive ex in this picture lmao
Higure
It is uncool to make fun of people based on their hairline (or other parts of their looks). However, in this case I'll make an exception, because it's not really the hairline itself we are making fun of here, is it?
shadolance
The Nazis did the whole Aryan race thing, remember. You know, the kill-people-based-on-appearance schtick.
I think we can make fun of a Nazi's hairline. His holds about as well as Normandy did.
gnowmgnight6
He is part of a group that refuses to allow others to have gender affirming care.
Hairline re-alignment is just that. Gender affirming care.
And he wished to cover up that fact. Using all his power and money.
So screw that guy. And his fellow cultists.
bohjeenie
Some say he even had a ‘bottom surgery’… (that went wrong 😉)
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Me either. He has the means and wealth to become one of most beloved people in history by spending his money a certain way and is doing the exact opposite for… reasons.
BarnegatLight
Grandson of Nazis, son of illegal African mine owners, raised in full apartheid South Africa. He believes in genetics, & he's true to his genes.
TamsinVenrith
He said he’d stop world hunger if someone gave him a number. He was given the number 40 billion. He backed out. In the first 3 months of 2025 alone he’s lost 52 billion. Meaning it literally would’ve even cost him less money to be good.
KommanderKayriel
Because he's a sociopathic narcissistic Nazi racist bigot eugenicist who hates poor people.
dcjunkee
Rarely, if not, never has anyone gained his level of wealth by doing anything philanthropic.
jfrhvkm26r
"Philanthropy" is usually kinda scammy when you drill into it, have a bunch of parties to get other wealthy people to donate to your foundation and everybody gets a tax write-off, rinse and repeat. Perhaps a single-digit percentage of the money actually does something after "administration costs". Perhaps.
dcjunkee
Yeah, it's normally used as an excuse to A. dodge taxes, B. pick and choose to funnel monies to your own personal non-profit interests vs. the greater good determined by the government, C. virtue posture.
dcjunkee
Or D. like in the gilded age... throw your name on as many stadiums, parks, benches, etc. etc. etc. before you die to continue your legacy.
CarlBassett
GlutenFreeCocaineWaffles
Personally my initial impression over a decade ago was that he was another annoying billionaire personality cult taking credit for an electric engine that he didn't invent.
maxpenguin
Love this, but I actually think he is Dr. Evil now. He somehow has a loyal contingent of minions all running around doing his bidding, has somehow obtained a nuclear warhead and built a tunneling machine for it and activated it. Yet also has continually done the absolute dumbest and most cringe shit possible.
therandombagofmeat
I think about all the good I could do for my country and the world if I had that kind of money. He had it one point hundreds of billions of dollars. He could drop 1 billion on something and never know it was missing. How many people could be fed for that money? How many people could have been sent to college free of charge? What kind of innovation in science and healthcare could we have had? I truly believe that we could have it all, but those that have the ability are greedy motherfuckers
jadams999
I’m sure in his opinion he is doing good for his country
PragmaticPrimate
I think for people like him, money is also for keeping score and a status symbol. It doesn't really matter how many billions you have unless you want to buy yourself twitter and massive unchecked political power, like a robber baron
daftpumpkin
i think about this a lot, but the fact is he wouldn't have amassed the billions if he wasnt already evil and greedy. before he even got the he would have started giving it away or helping people
daftpumpkin
*got there
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Could have amassed billions, but instead used that money in a way that helped people, and therefore was seen as a genuinely good person? Why that's Dolly Parton.
OriginalAndWitty
He used to have a good PR team but he's always been a total chode.
BishlamekGurpgork
He still does. What happened is that he used to listen to them.
ThistlyCannuck
Maybe you can hire people to stand on a beach and command the tide to not come in but wether or not it's possible is another thing. Maybe he's so hard to spin that is impossible to make him look good
BishlamekGurpgork
Well, if he'd listen to them when he told him not to comment on stuff or to wait for his social media team's input, he might be less difficult to spin. Though, that also wouldn't have bought him a presidency.
pm1001
Donated a million to help restore telsas new York lab. I mean still an idiot but the oatmeal author persuaded him somehow
landbaronness42
A million to him is $2 to you.
gnomedeplume
his own property? whoopty do.
pm1001
Nikola Teslas lab , it was derelict
GenshiV
Turns out you really blow all your credibility and goodwill when you become a nazi. Who'da thunk it?
storytaletime
Nah... he was uncool even before the nazi thing.
LankyBootyGriswald
Credibility and goodwill because he had a hell of a PR team.
DisgruntledFerret
Yeah, before he became the main character of Twitter he had people between him and the public who were paid very well to make him look good.
SirBonSama
Elon Muck to his PR team - "There aren't enough scandals about me like other celebrities. I wanna be just like them... Fine, I'll do it myself!"
Salkcin
Tell me he will cameo in an Indiana Jones movie next, id love seeing indie beat him up
earthlingextraordinaire
Cobalt1
TimbiquiDarkThirty
PirateArrrgument
Let's be real. He burned most of his cred well before he came out as nazi just by being the onion skinned sunburned bitch he always was.
TaraxaSeeds
He was incredibly uncool well before his bigotry became so apparent.
Greypuppy
I've said it before and I'll say it again: he is so unbelievably cringe, and that's coming from someone who never uses the term. Everything about him screams "'I'm a straight white 14 year old boy who just found 4chan and I want to use slurs to make my friends think I'm cool and edgy and mysterious" and he's what, like 50? He so desperately wants people to think he's a 2010's meme lord and the pinnacle of internet humor. It'd be sad if it wasn't some fuckin cringe ass nazi no one actually likes.
landbaronness42
100% this
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
And, that' it, exactly.
billdozer86
Even before that. It was his very apparent thin skin and his desperate need to be considered cool.
Shaodyn
He was still a boring loser long before anyone knew he was a Nazi. I mean, we suspected for awhile, but we didn't know.
SuperGeniusPS
mcdoolz
Oh did he have a cameo in Aeon Flux?
doctorId
He was uncool before he outwardly became a nazi. He really showed his ass by buying and tanking twitter.
jfrhvkm26r
Dismantling the government and stealing our private data and social security also deserve a mention, I feel.
jfrhvkm26r
Oh, and tearing up government contracts to give them to his own companies.
XEndeadX
It really started when he called that one rescuer a pedo because he was mad they wouldn't use his overengeneered solution. That's the first cracks I noticed at least.
Rongeong
The funny part is, even without the nazi stuff, he's still a massive loser. He has no friends. Had twitter force grok to say nice things about him. Used a voice changer during a twitter space to make it seem like someone was there complimenting him only to throw a giant tantrum when people quickly figured it out (he could have just paid someone to read a script). He keeps trying to seem cool and failing because it's all so desperate. Even without the nazi stuff he is still uncool.
montyman185
Nah, the Nazi shit is BECAUSE he's uncool. He's an attention seeker that managed to get in to a spiral where the only people that would give him attention were the Nazis, because he kept acting like such a loser that the only ones that kept it up were the ones that wanted to turn him to their side.
Rongeong
I'm too lazy to look it up but wasn't his grandfather a member of the nazi party? Also being from one of the families that gave a lot of bribes to the south african government to keep the whole apartheid thing going probably had some thing to do with him being a bigot.
montyman185
I don't think he likes his father all that much though.
Legitimately, I think he just says and does what gives him the most attention on Twitter. He's just a social media addicted middle aged loser that can't keep a wife and doesn't have any friends.
He has an alt that he uses to argue with Nazis in Twitter spaces. Just map his behaviour to one of those old 4chan losers, replace 4chan with Twitter, and give them way too much money, and his actions make a lot of sense
ShrokNil
Seriously everyone knows that the moment you care about being cool is when you stop being cool.
catsnroombas
If life was a high school, he and Rowling would eat lunch together at the table nobody else will sit at.
appleporpoise
Malfoy and Rowling in a circle jerk of scorn and xenophobia
InTangier
Generally against bullying but just this once I wish they were bullied more.
JustTryingToHelpDude
There are frighteningly many people *again* that don't understand the underlying problem. As a german with a LOT of history classes in school, this all feels unreal tbh. I would like to load an older savegame now, we gotta try other things.
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
Please do. Even if I am not in the new timeline, I will die happily.
ParryLost
I think this all feels unreal to a lot of us right now, but thank you for confirming it from your perspective. :(
Shaodyn
Go back to 2016 and save Harambe this time. Feels like that's when we got on the Bad Timeline.
MintyFreshReferrals
Mobile social media gained widespread adoption in 2012
Shaodyn
OK, but I still feel like either Harambe dying or the weasel in the LHC were when things really started going downhill.
ArchMagos
It was that damn weasel in the large hadron collider
thefellerwhathadthatusername
He also did a guest spot as an alternate universe version of himself in an episode of Rick & Morty; every line delivery is utterly talentless. The man is entirely devoid of charisma and anything we would recognize as a personality; he's just King of the Incels (which should come as no surprise given his anti-empathy messaging).
Zardif
Was also in a soup kitchen for the big bang theory I believe.
theomni
Holy shit, I didn't even realize that was him. I legitimately thought they were just making fun of how he speaks.
Hammertulski
I did too until the “let’s talk over here” bit fell completely flat, and I knew the voice team at R&M wouldn’t let that gold go unless it was utterly dependent on the guest VO. Which, of course, it was.
RockettGraphics
THIS! +1
mjcherbert
when I was first watching Stargate: SG-1 I would totally confuse Musk with Kevin Durand playing a Go'auld ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Durand
Noctourn
Has like a dozen kids, incel energy, friends with a pro rape president. Should be looked into
HappyTimeHollis
And remember: he PAID them (and Disney, et al) for those guest spots.
At least Rick & Morty had the balls to roast him in that episode.
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
He was the worst part of the Iron man film tbh. Stilted awful delivery and acting.
NotSinceTheAccidend
I’m only ever upset that be created offspring with Grimes. Also: fuck you Grimes.
NZCO
Also as himself in a TBBT episode, helping out at a soup kitchen of all things
DrJackBright
As much as i try to forget it happened, there also was that Simpsons episode about him, where he played himself, and it was just awful
ShrokNil
The only chairsma in the appearance was his tusks and those definitely weren't his idea.
mjcherbert
Terry Pratchett had a term "charisn'tma" just for this ... :)
Abnet
i need you to spell out how to say this for me. so i can start using it in my regular vocabulary.
AngurProne
Kar is ma. Kar isn't ma
AngurProne
My phone tried to correct it to Karen isn't ma. Just saying
mjcherbert
kar-isn't-ma - no pronunciation guide but a bit more background on definition, if that helps https://wiki.lspace.org/Charis%27ntma
TyrannusEquus
Id go with can'tisma but TP probably selected the best version. Id trust him over me writing anything every time
HughGRecti0n
King of the incels. Lol. Your entire reply makes me wonder why Imgur used to fawn over this guy in the not too long ago.
kilgoth1
He did a better job of hiding his true nature. It happens. Now that he has no reason to hide what he feels/thinks, he is different. New information to add to the pile for an opinion on him. Before he went bwtshit crazy I liked him and thought his cars were cool. Now? Don't like him and even though I still kinda like his cars (0-60 in 3 seconds and they are pretty damn quiet) would never buy one - used or new. Won't even get an Uber with a tesla.
TalaayaCosplay
They're not quiet when I can hear THROUGH MY WALLS the spooky ghost noise which they chose to set as the godawful reverse sound.
PastureofMuppets
Because people learned new terrible things about him and changed their opinion.
HughGRecti0n
Dude was a scrub from the get go. Glad people finally caught up though.
MrPengy
Do you know the episode name or season and episode number? I've considered checking out the show but I will 100% skip that episode
PragmaticPrimate
Season 4 Episode 3 ("One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty", most episode names are weird puns). The episode is a parody of heist movies. IMHO one of the more mediocre ones (but I also don't care about heist movies). Elon Musk plays an alternate Dimension version of him, that has Tusks. There isn't really more to his character, and his role isn't that important.
BranDohCalrissian
It's titled "One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty" and you absolutely shouldnt skip it, it's hilarious and he's in it for literally 10 seconds. I refuse to let that pustule's minor involvement ruin something i genuinely like.
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Nah don't skip it. He voices "Elon Tusk," an Elon Musk that was born with Tusks. Note: he's NOT from a world where everyone has Tusks. He even says having the Tusks made him humble
dudeloveall
I completely agree. What bothers me to no end is how does someone so devoid of charisma keep getting women to sleep with him? He's not good-looking and has no emotion in his voice unless talking about himself. They should be running for the hills within 10 mins of meeting him. Yet, he has a baseball team worth of kids.
randomwalrus
He buys them horses. (and/or other gifts)
landbaronness42
#1 They don’t sleep with him they allow themselves to be artificially inseminated by him because he tried to enlarge his Pnis and it got mutilated. #2 Money. I agree though he’s pretty repulsive.
theogreofpcp
I heard the more recent ones were produced by IVF
randomwalrus
They all were.
thefellerwhathadthatusername
Are you referring to:
-the women who worked for him in various capacities (exploiting power imbalance)?
-women he directly paid for intercourse (sex workers)?
-deluded weirdos who somehow think bearing this cretin’s seed will bring them clout?
-straight-up gold diggers trying to weasel claws into the world’s largest “net worth”?
-desperate, poor, and/or ambitious- but-plateauing people entering into what is basically just a contract for surrogacy?
or others? Cuz it’s just money.
kozzillakilla
Also he’s using gender selective IVF for most of them so, no sex is necessary
EvilFentoozler
Is Grimes the deluded weirdo? I would think so.
doctorId
Man, those of us who have had sex without using monetary leverage really have a big one up on this dude, don't we?
thefellerwhathadthatusername
Strictly speaking, he doesn’t even pay them to “sleep with him”; he reportedly has a botched penis implant and struggles with sexual inadequacy. He pays them to get turkey-baster’d with his fascist genetic code and crank out some crotch-goblin bullet shields for him. He’s just firing shot after shot hoping one of his “rockets” (kids) will “make it to Mars” (grow up to be a worthy successor, and not a psycho like daddy).
CanadianCobraChicken
ALLEGEDLY he selects for male genes, hence the reason why he's got more amab children than afab.
ParryLost
Allegedly this is also the reason he's been such a colossal shitfuck of a non-father to his trans daughter
sturmhauke
She's said so herself. I'm inclined to believe her.