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For the curious,
Volume I:
http://imgur.com/gallery/W6uG7
Volume II:
http://imgur.com/gallery/P2j60
Volume III:
http://imgur.com/gallery/BEzSO
Volume IV:
https://imgur.com/gallery/3ZfWDhe
Rainbow Awesomeness:
http://imgur.com/gallery/B8C5n
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A lot of you are probably asking yourselves, "what the f*ck is going on here?!"
Well, let me tell you,
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I don't know...
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Whenceitcame
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let me pull your hair...
fataldemon
How much hair do u think they pull from their butt crack ??
biotechonista
As someone who used to have butt-length hair... A lot.
Jimthebutler
I'd clog their drains
BarrettOlson
DAMN
xPresto
That red head though ?
Cilvaa
The ultimate ginger
LuckyJynX
Kittybitters
#4 is so healthy and shiny even down to the ends, impressionable!
GalaxyDear
That is just ridiculous. Ya know how much time they spend on their hair? Smh.
thepunnypenguin
My hair is easier to take care of when it’s long. Braid, ponytail, maybe a couple bobby pins. When it’s short, I have to blow dry every day.
disposiablewhitemail
Loretta Lynn had hair like that, it ended up giving her headaches.
JamieSmyth
People all want the Disney princess hair, but don't appreciate the maintenence it takes
ChaneDawg
Beautiful ass and tits too
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
Generic "does carpet match drapes" comment
Sinia
I'll let my hair get as long as the shorter ones here but it's such a pain in the ass to maintain I end up trimming a bit aggressively.
TheYamofOz
haveueverwentfast
As someone who once had hair that long, fuck that. I had to wash it in 3 sections and took forever to dry.
PurpleAid
Gotta have a strong neck to live on these mean streets
DarkHeresy
"I can't go out, I'm washing my hair." "Oh, see you next week then."
SledTed
This girl must take a whole day to get ready
Smegminator
"I can't, my hair needs time to dry"
umbrellamaker
Next month then
froglegs646jr2718
What is it with girls with long pretty hair having nice turd cutters
ilookfuckingcool
Having long hair is a lottttttt of work
CanadianUsernameGuy
The butt on the first one. Too much hair covering it
siler7
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OKiluvUBuhBai
I’m jealous of her butt and hair length. But hers layers are a big ol mess.
trikucian
I consider my hair super long and it's barely half as long as some of these chicks
smpat04
Wouldn’t that give them headaches/make their neck hurt?
chri
NEWSFLASH: Attractive women are attractive.
siler7
NEWS FLASH: "News flash" is two words.
chri
butthurtnevergetsbetter
NO WEI!
Lionskull
No, it is da wai
catlovesfood
I had a moment where I thought I was into long hair there... pretty sure I’m just into hot girls.
byohzzrd
As a bald dude: Daaaaamn! And their hair is pretty nice too.
TheStargateIsReal
#12 is a guy
Saiint
I aint mad.
DanCutter
My penis believes otherwise.
PhloydPhan
Trichophilia is fetishism of hair, especially hair on a person's head.
I8THECAKE
so...is there one for hair from other areas...cause that seems less common.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
"especially hair on a person's head." Well, that's food for thought.
Fleaofpain
Unless you have that fetish. Then it might be food for lunch, or dinner, or even breakfast if you're feeling extra kinky.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I can't really think of any other place on a person's body that long, flowing hair would be attractive. I'm not googling it, nope.
DirkRight
The face?
Shoutrr
titophilia is fetishism of tits, especially tits on a person's head
zanzeh
FunmonkeyCT
Dam...! No stinky arm pit????
Kittywurst
And trichotillomania is when your pull your hair off, especially on your head or around the eyes.
HerNameWasMagil
Okay, that was the definition I was thinking of.
BarrettOlson
After this post.. I might have that
SoundInsanity
Yep I've got that ,( now I can chisel a hole in granite)
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
It was #6 that did it for you, wasn't it?
BarrettOlson
Absolutely not
Dyslexicbirch
Mine used to be as long as #7 trying to grow it back
moriartie
Mine is on my shoulder level and I struggle to keep it decent. I used to be bald a year ago though (male here)
Dyslexicbirch
My hair was great but when i got pregnant it changed and got super knotty real easy idd wake up and it was like i had dreds so i cut it
moriartie
hormones are weird. I hope I dont get pregnant
Dyslexicbirch
I have a feeling you will be fine
williamross7
#1 that ass
smashasaurus
They all take really good care of their hair, that's for sure. It isn't easy to hit that length.
tamarindjuice
And they look suuuper healthy. My hair looks like a broom compared.
IfistedTux
its also based on genetics. Mine cant get that long. I tried. Cant reach below my shoulder blades.
DarksteelPenguin
#6 is probably donating/selling hair to make wigs.
LilyF
Loose hair can't be donated. I fear this is a punishment cut.
Whatsname
The hair would've been braided before.
Iwasafraidthatideatyourbrains
I think the hair needs to be braided or in a ponytail before cutting it first.
billybobthorton1
also cant be dyed, most hair care products cant be used, etc.
gailan572
I donate hair on a regular basis and that's usually called out as not being a problem at all.
PulseRifleRodeo
I can sit on my hair. Just not the hair on my head
OKiluvUBuhBai
HAHA ew
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
This is a perfectly fine and gross joke. It should not be downvoted.
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
I'll tell you, imgur has been disappointing me a lot lately.
bryanew710
What do you possibly do with hair that long in everyday life?
MemeLandLord
do good
FlyingDorito
Being careful when going washroom. XD
randy500x9
F
thatgirlpiper
Braids!
MilkTeaEnergy
If sleeping or doing something active: bun secured with hair stick. If relaxing: fabulous curls down to my bum.
JonFerguson
Shampoo model
moretalynx
Wear it in a bun perpetually. As a trucker with hair almost to my thighs, there's nothing else I can do with it. Haircut time for me!!
NCGreasemonkey
My late fiance would donate her's, once a year, to Locks of Love. Took that long to regrow.
Arimakura
Have neck problems.
littlesquishablecake
My hair is down to my butt, I usually do a braid (or two), or put it up in a pony or some kind of twist.
BatmanIPad
Doggy style would b dope..... Zeeez....
Tomatopastehater
I have hair this long, braids are friends. I have my hair braided for work. Still can get in the way but more manageable lol
azrdraco
Braid it
Mikeiller
Let it fly in the breeze And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
I let my hair grow to my mid back once. It was in a ponytail 100% of the time. I cut it to just below my chin so it’s more of a wild, messy
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Bob instead and I’ll let it grow to just past my shoulders Max. It’s so much better this way and way easier to maintain!
MrHobbes14
I have mostly a 'can I speak to the manager'cut cut, but longer, so I can put it in a ponytail on hot days. Did long hair, got sick of it.
Kittywurst
Take a shit on it. Accidentally
Crabsforeveryone
Re-enactors kill for that hair. Especially Edwardian where Gibson girl 'dos are The hairstyle to have.
IAmTheBadW01f
Tie it to a weather balloon to support the weight
Klaaism
Garrote, whip, lasso hard to reach objects, etc
bryanew710
True story: there was once a game for the NES where the hero, a Kabuki actor, used his hair as his main weapon.
Brix83
Get tangled in it while you sleep.
nickdillinger
Buns and braids
khosmiss
Buns never worked for me, they always stuck out 6 inches from my head
nickdillinger
True. My friend Erin has butt length hair, and she's almost always rocking a German or Swedish braid
Morgrath
Presumably have it in a bun like the start of almost every single one of these gifs?
bryanew710
It was an honest question. I have a daughter now (who's 3), but no sisters and my wife generally wears short hair.
Morgrath
That's fair, I'm a guy and I've been growing mine out for almost 2 years, and I still feel like I have nfi what I'm doing.
InDubiousBattle
Problem: if you do the same hair style all the time, you can damage the hair. Like, the same ponytail every day will leave a dent.
Dyslexicglove
In my case? Wear a bun or a braid 100% of the time. I just had my hair cut to my shoulders last week, and I feel like I've grown two inches.
PowderedToastManReturns
So there's quite a bit of weight in it then..?
bryanew710
I'm curious: if it's always up, why wear it long at all?
Dyslexicglove
Because anyone can have short hair. It's hard work to grow it long. So it's a competition I guess.
bryanew710
I was just curious
omglandshark
Block drains and break vacuum cleaners
casbott
Went through long hair phase late teens (guy) got to lower back spiral curls (6ft tall). Cleaning my room after…years. Two vacuum cleaners >
casbott
Died, one caught fire. And I was pausing to clear the heads often. …balding now. Karma.
WePutBirdsOnThings
+1 for vacuum cleaners. Clear your roller brushes and bearing folks. Unless you want a meltdown.
viciouscycleboy
For real, monthly cleaning for me and the wife has only shoulder length hair...this post *shudder*
furriephillips
Also, string together cat poos. Our cat used to eat my wife’s hair, then poop it out like a hideous string of brown fairy lights.
OreoD
ewwwww. How did you get the cat to stop?
furriephillips
Haircut for my wife & greater vigilance over stray locks. A few times, we’d catch the cat gagging & pull out a long hair - better by mouth.
Madcaplaughs84
Braid or low pony tail for me. Putting it up just gives me a headache. I cut mine earlier this year but it still reaches my butt.
OKiluvUBuhBai
Ooo post a gif! I’ve always wanted to have mermaid hair, but I think I have way too much. I’d get a neckache just from it being that long
Textuality
I used to have hair to just past my butt, but I chopped it off to "only" mid-back. So much easier to deal with. :)
canyouthriveat35
I worked my way up slowly from knee to shoulder length. Best thing ever.
maohvixen
I did the same thing and it feels so short now!
Madcaplaughs84
Mid back was my recent cut too. Noticible difference!
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Kittybitters
Are you trying to shame people that spent years growing out long hair for themselves?
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Kittybitters
All those downvotes didn’t come from me. Tone is difficult to convey through text but to me at least it sounded humble-braggy and judgy.
FuriousPotatoe
How does that work? Do they sell the hair or something? Asking for a dumb friend ofc.
Dinosaurkitty23
You donate it to a group that makes wigs for kids with cancer like 'wigs for kids'
Dinosaurkitty23
Wigs4kids.org if youd like to check it out
SerenePrincess013
Wigs for Kids sells their wigs. And if the child is deemed terminal, they'll refuse to sell the family a wig. 1/2
Doodleyduds
Wigs for Kids or Locks of Love? Locks of Love is the one I hear most problems with.
SerenePrincess013
Pantene's Beautiful Lengths refuses to take hair that's been treated with ANYTHING in the last 58 hours, including shampoo & conditioner. 2/
Yarnbomber
You put it up. Or you can get it caught in doors, pants, seat belts, toilets, fans, etc. It takes heavy duty pins too hold that much weight.
bryanew710
I was wondering because I don't really know the intricacies of girl hair.
darkwyverna
I have a firm rule that if I have to move my hair to wipe my ass it's time for a hair cut.
probshouldntsayitbut
This seems like a solid rule. All of the ones where the hair is past their bum just sort of looks impractical and slightly creepy imo.
Madcaplaughs84
I put it in a braid. Up just strains my neck and gives me a headache.
travelbuddy
I know a woman who had a headache everyday and one day cut her hair - headaches gone, she never realized prior
Madcaplaughs84
I feel a bit light headed after a decent amount of hair cut off. It's amazing the difference it makes
stresstwig
i understand her pain. my hair is so thick my ponytails are a full 1" across. i cannot have hair longer than shoulder length w/o headaches.